(Well, this is Chapter.1 Chaos. I hope everyone likes this one! My friend
and I are working on another one. Inuyasha meets up with Hiei from Yu-yu
Hakusho. My friend has an odd mind so it is going to be funny. Well, onto
the story!)
Souta stared at Inuyasha with big eyes, "Can we go outside and play?!"
"Humph, fine. Come o..." Inuyasha was cut off by Souta pushing him slightly. A split second later Souta was out the door. Inuyasha got up slowly and walked out behind him. Once he was out he saw Souta climbing a tree. Inuyasha jumped up once and got to a high tree limb. He sat like a dog waiting for Souta to reach the top.
"Can you go any slower, squirt?" Souta then reached the top. He lost his balance and hit Inuyasha in the back. Inuyasha hadn't been expecting that so he lost his own balance and fell off the tree face first. He hit the ground and groaned.
He jumped up and yelled up to Souta, "What was that for?!" Souta started laughing and lost his balance again. He then fell out the tree. Inuyasha jumped up and caught him. Souta was now clinging to Inuyasha's shirt and his eyes were shut tight. Inuyasha pulled him off and set him down on his feet.
"You're my hero!" Souta clung to Inuyasha's leg again. Inuyasha made him slide off but land on his feet. He then took a little step away from him because he had never been called a hero by anyone before and it had scared him a little bit.
'Hero? Why did he call me that? I've never even been thanked by anyone other then Kagome... He is really clingy isn't he?' Inuyasha thought and gave Souta a weird confused look. Souta then looked at Inuyasha funny and ran to the other side of the house. Inuyasha still stood there and just thought for a few minutes. He then started walking to where Souta had gone. Souta had been standing at the corner waiting for Inuyasha to come over to him. He had the hose and was waiting so he could spray him. Inuyasha slowly turned the corner. Souta jumped out at him, sprayed the hose at him and laughed like a crazy maniac because of Inuyasha's reaction. Inuyasha had tried to scare Souta because he had sensed him right around the corner. Instead, when Souta sprayed the hose at him he had freaked out. The hose had gotten in his mouth, he put his hands in front of his face and fell over backwards. He then grabbed the hose and started wrestling it. Souta was now rolling around on the ground laughing hysterically. After a minute or two Inuyasha finally realized it was just water coming from and inanimate object.
"What is this thing?" Inuyasha was studying the hose.
"It's called a hose. It's for watering the plants and the grass when it doesn't rain. But, it's also good for playing with too!" Souta laughed and pulled his shirt off getting ready to play with the hose.
"Uh, can you make more water come out of it?" Inuyasha still studied it.
"Yup," Souta grabbed the hose and walked over to the knob. Inuyasha took his own shirt off too. Souta started spraying Inuyasha with a more powerful blast of water. Inuyasha ran to Souta and grabbed the hose. He started spraying him with it. Souta ran around the backyard with Inuyasha closely following. Souta got behind Inuyasha, grabbed the hose and twisted it so the water couldn't go threw. Inuyasha stupidly put the hose up to his face and looked in it. Souta let go and a bunch of water came rushing out and made Inuyasha fall over again.
"How did you do that?" Inuyasha stared at Souta. Souta did it again and it sprayed Inuyasha in the face... again. After an hour of playing with the hose, they decided to stop.
"Uh, someone has to go in and get towels." Souta looked at Inuyasha.
"I'm not getting them!" Inuyasha scowled at Souta.
"Fine I'll get them." Souta ran inside and came out with two towels. He handed Inuyasha one of them and used one for himself. Inuyasha rubbed himself dry but rubbed his ears the most. They both went inside and Souta got the hair drier. He sat down behind Inuyasha and turned it on. Inuyasha sleepily sat there happy to get his hair blown dry. Souta laughed at Inuyasha's facial expression. His eyes were shut and he had a small smile. Souta sat there for 15 minutes blow-drying his hair. Inuyasha had fallen asleep. Souta put the blow drier up and walked back into the room with Inuyasha. He started poking Inuyasha attempting to wake him up. Inuyasha just moved a little and groaned.
'Hmm... How does Kagome wake him up.' Souta snapped his fingers. He reached to the top of Inuyasha's head and started to rub his ears. Inuyasha slowly woke up. When he felt Souta rubbing his ears he jumped up really fast.
"How did you figure out that I love my ears rubbed?" He gave Souta an evil look.
"I saw Kagome do it when she woke you up today." He told Inuyasha giving him an innocent look.
"Oh..." Inuyasha crossed his arms and looked up at the ceiling in disgust.
"I'm hungry. How about you?" Souta stared at Inuyasha.
"Why are you lookin at me? I don't know how to cook!" Inuyasha yelled at Souta.
"I don't either! I'm only ten!" Souta yelled back.
"Well, where's Kagome? She could get somethin for us." Inuyasha said.
"She's at her friend's house. We shouldn't bug her... She would kill us if we went over there." Souta then looked over at the phone, "We might be able to call her."
"Uh, do you know her phone number?" Inuyasha stared at the phone too.
"No, but how hard could it be to find her phone number? I mean there isn't like a million phone numbers. Go dial a number. We might find her." Souta ran and got the phone and held it up to Inuyasha.
"Uh... You sure this is a good idea?" Inuyasha picked up the phone.
"Ya, like I said there isn't many phone numbers. Go ahead and dial one!" Souta urged Inuyasha.
"Ok, fine." Inuyasha dialed the number 271-4619.
"Hello?" Some young girl picked up the phone.
"Kagome? Come back and make me some ramen!" Inuyasha screamed at the phone.
"Uh... I'm not Kagome... I think you have the wrong number..."The other person hung up the phone.
"Dial another one!" Souta said.
"Fine! Hang on!" Inuyasha dialed another random number.
"Hello?" A man answered.
"Your not Kagome! Is she there?" Inuyasha asked
"No, I don't have a daughter. I don't even have a wife! My life is miserable! My boyfriend left me! He didn't even say goodbye! We even..." His voice was cut off by Inuyasha turning off the phone.
"Why did you hang up?" Souta asked curiously.
"It was some gay guy yappin about his miserable life. And he was seriously gay. He was talking about his old boyfriend!" Inuyasha had a crazy possessed look on his face.
"Oh, maybe we should go over to her friends house." Souta gave Inuyasha a weird look.
"No, like you said, we shouldn't go over there. It's not right. I'll try to cook something..." Inuyasha stared at the kitchen. He then imagined himself in oven mitts, a chef's hat and an apron.
What has Inuyasha gotten himself into?! He is going to attempt to cook something?! What sort of havoc is there going to be in the next chapter? Wait and find out!
(How am I doing so far? Please give me some reviews and help me out! Thankx!)
Souta stared at Inuyasha with big eyes, "Can we go outside and play?!"
"Humph, fine. Come o..." Inuyasha was cut off by Souta pushing him slightly. A split second later Souta was out the door. Inuyasha got up slowly and walked out behind him. Once he was out he saw Souta climbing a tree. Inuyasha jumped up once and got to a high tree limb. He sat like a dog waiting for Souta to reach the top.
"Can you go any slower, squirt?" Souta then reached the top. He lost his balance and hit Inuyasha in the back. Inuyasha hadn't been expecting that so he lost his own balance and fell off the tree face first. He hit the ground and groaned.
He jumped up and yelled up to Souta, "What was that for?!" Souta started laughing and lost his balance again. He then fell out the tree. Inuyasha jumped up and caught him. Souta was now clinging to Inuyasha's shirt and his eyes were shut tight. Inuyasha pulled him off and set him down on his feet.
"You're my hero!" Souta clung to Inuyasha's leg again. Inuyasha made him slide off but land on his feet. He then took a little step away from him because he had never been called a hero by anyone before and it had scared him a little bit.
'Hero? Why did he call me that? I've never even been thanked by anyone other then Kagome... He is really clingy isn't he?' Inuyasha thought and gave Souta a weird confused look. Souta then looked at Inuyasha funny and ran to the other side of the house. Inuyasha still stood there and just thought for a few minutes. He then started walking to where Souta had gone. Souta had been standing at the corner waiting for Inuyasha to come over to him. He had the hose and was waiting so he could spray him. Inuyasha slowly turned the corner. Souta jumped out at him, sprayed the hose at him and laughed like a crazy maniac because of Inuyasha's reaction. Inuyasha had tried to scare Souta because he had sensed him right around the corner. Instead, when Souta sprayed the hose at him he had freaked out. The hose had gotten in his mouth, he put his hands in front of his face and fell over backwards. He then grabbed the hose and started wrestling it. Souta was now rolling around on the ground laughing hysterically. After a minute or two Inuyasha finally realized it was just water coming from and inanimate object.
"What is this thing?" Inuyasha was studying the hose.
"It's called a hose. It's for watering the plants and the grass when it doesn't rain. But, it's also good for playing with too!" Souta laughed and pulled his shirt off getting ready to play with the hose.
"Uh, can you make more water come out of it?" Inuyasha still studied it.
"Yup," Souta grabbed the hose and walked over to the knob. Inuyasha took his own shirt off too. Souta started spraying Inuyasha with a more powerful blast of water. Inuyasha ran to Souta and grabbed the hose. He started spraying him with it. Souta ran around the backyard with Inuyasha closely following. Souta got behind Inuyasha, grabbed the hose and twisted it so the water couldn't go threw. Inuyasha stupidly put the hose up to his face and looked in it. Souta let go and a bunch of water came rushing out and made Inuyasha fall over again.
"How did you do that?" Inuyasha stared at Souta. Souta did it again and it sprayed Inuyasha in the face... again. After an hour of playing with the hose, they decided to stop.
"Uh, someone has to go in and get towels." Souta looked at Inuyasha.
"I'm not getting them!" Inuyasha scowled at Souta.
"Fine I'll get them." Souta ran inside and came out with two towels. He handed Inuyasha one of them and used one for himself. Inuyasha rubbed himself dry but rubbed his ears the most. They both went inside and Souta got the hair drier. He sat down behind Inuyasha and turned it on. Inuyasha sleepily sat there happy to get his hair blown dry. Souta laughed at Inuyasha's facial expression. His eyes were shut and he had a small smile. Souta sat there for 15 minutes blow-drying his hair. Inuyasha had fallen asleep. Souta put the blow drier up and walked back into the room with Inuyasha. He started poking Inuyasha attempting to wake him up. Inuyasha just moved a little and groaned.
'Hmm... How does Kagome wake him up.' Souta snapped his fingers. He reached to the top of Inuyasha's head and started to rub his ears. Inuyasha slowly woke up. When he felt Souta rubbing his ears he jumped up really fast.
"How did you figure out that I love my ears rubbed?" He gave Souta an evil look.
"I saw Kagome do it when she woke you up today." He told Inuyasha giving him an innocent look.
"Oh..." Inuyasha crossed his arms and looked up at the ceiling in disgust.
"I'm hungry. How about you?" Souta stared at Inuyasha.
"Why are you lookin at me? I don't know how to cook!" Inuyasha yelled at Souta.
"I don't either! I'm only ten!" Souta yelled back.
"Well, where's Kagome? She could get somethin for us." Inuyasha said.
"She's at her friend's house. We shouldn't bug her... She would kill us if we went over there." Souta then looked over at the phone, "We might be able to call her."
"Uh, do you know her phone number?" Inuyasha stared at the phone too.
"No, but how hard could it be to find her phone number? I mean there isn't like a million phone numbers. Go dial a number. We might find her." Souta ran and got the phone and held it up to Inuyasha.
"Uh... You sure this is a good idea?" Inuyasha picked up the phone.
"Ya, like I said there isn't many phone numbers. Go ahead and dial one!" Souta urged Inuyasha.
"Ok, fine." Inuyasha dialed the number 271-4619.
"Hello?" Some young girl picked up the phone.
"Kagome? Come back and make me some ramen!" Inuyasha screamed at the phone.
"Uh... I'm not Kagome... I think you have the wrong number..."The other person hung up the phone.
"Dial another one!" Souta said.
"Fine! Hang on!" Inuyasha dialed another random number.
"Hello?" A man answered.
"Your not Kagome! Is she there?" Inuyasha asked
"No, I don't have a daughter. I don't even have a wife! My life is miserable! My boyfriend left me! He didn't even say goodbye! We even..." His voice was cut off by Inuyasha turning off the phone.
"Why did you hang up?" Souta asked curiously.
"It was some gay guy yappin about his miserable life. And he was seriously gay. He was talking about his old boyfriend!" Inuyasha had a crazy possessed look on his face.
"Oh, maybe we should go over to her friends house." Souta gave Inuyasha a weird look.
"No, like you said, we shouldn't go over there. It's not right. I'll try to cook something..." Inuyasha stared at the kitchen. He then imagined himself in oven mitts, a chef's hat and an apron.
What has Inuyasha gotten himself into?! He is going to attempt to cook something?! What sort of havoc is there going to be in the next chapter? Wait and find out!
(How am I doing so far? Please give me some reviews and help me out! Thankx!)