Sorry for the delay, here's the next chapter.
September 1
Dear Diary.
ARGH! I definitely need to think of something better. But on the other hand, I've done something better than Fred, George, Percy, Bill and Charlie. I, Ron Weasly have become Friends with Harry Potter! (Does Victory dance) I'd like to see them do better than that. And I also met that git Malfoy. "Some families are better than others" Yeah, My family isn't entirely made out of morons. And Cheers to Scabbers. He bit Crabbe, or was that Goyle? Who cares? They both have a worse intelligence than a rock. Speaking of intelligence, That Hermione Granger "Are You sure that's a real spell?" I'll show her a real spell when I-
Outside Diary
Harry: Ron? What are you writing in?
Ron: Uh, I'm thinking of ways to get Malfoy expelled.
Harry: Any good plans yet?
Ron: No.
Harry: Can I see?
Ron: NO!
Harry: ???
Inside Diary
Where was I? I remember now, complaining. D#$% I'm in the same house as Hermione! Why couldn't she be in Slytherin. Probably because she and Malfoy would kill eachother. Would be fun to watch. ARGH! No Scabbers! Why am I writing this? But He's chewing on you! Why am I talking as if you're a real person? ARGH! I just did it again. Ate this rate, you'll be the worse thing I own, and you're my only new thing! I better stop before I go insane.
Ron.
Okay that was still short. Maybe I'll do two days next time. (Shrugs) And I still need Ideas for what Ron will enter the diary with, instead of Dear Diary. Anyway, REVIEW!
September 1
Dear Diary.
ARGH! I definitely need to think of something better. But on the other hand, I've done something better than Fred, George, Percy, Bill and Charlie. I, Ron Weasly have become Friends with Harry Potter! (Does Victory dance) I'd like to see them do better than that. And I also met that git Malfoy. "Some families are better than others" Yeah, My family isn't entirely made out of morons. And Cheers to Scabbers. He bit Crabbe, or was that Goyle? Who cares? They both have a worse intelligence than a rock. Speaking of intelligence, That Hermione Granger "Are You sure that's a real spell?" I'll show her a real spell when I-
Outside Diary
Harry: Ron? What are you writing in?
Ron: Uh, I'm thinking of ways to get Malfoy expelled.
Harry: Any good plans yet?
Ron: No.
Harry: Can I see?
Ron: NO!
Harry: ???
Inside Diary
Where was I? I remember now, complaining. D#$% I'm in the same house as Hermione! Why couldn't she be in Slytherin. Probably because she and Malfoy would kill eachother. Would be fun to watch. ARGH! No Scabbers! Why am I writing this? But He's chewing on you! Why am I talking as if you're a real person? ARGH! I just did it again. Ate this rate, you'll be the worse thing I own, and you're my only new thing! I better stop before I go insane.
Ron.
Okay that was still short. Maybe I'll do two days next time. (Shrugs) And I still need Ideas for what Ron will enter the diary with, instead of Dear Diary. Anyway, REVIEW!