((Hmm...I like this style so much that I want to do a bunch more of these! –grin-, lol! This is one of the quickest updates I've ever gotten up! Ok...review! All my love, Lizney Wolf. PS: You Don't Have to Order Rat is complete, and To Know True Love is just one chapter short, an update should be coming shortly.))
Mischief Has Its Moments
A moment of dissatisfaction
"Is it that necklace?"
"No..."
"Ooh! Is it chocolate?"
"No, guess again."
"Is it...-"
"You'll never guess."
"Well if I never will, why don't you just tell me?"
"C'mon, Lily! Where's the fun in that?"
"Oh I don't know...."
"Guess one more time!"
"Ok...is it...oh! Is it a book?"
"A book...? I wouldn't get you a book, Lily."
"Fine, then just tell me!"
"Ok...close your eyes. Close them! Ok...now...open 'em!"
"James..."
"Yes!"
"James what is this..."
"Isn't it cute?"
"You got me...a toad?"
-croak-
"Not just any toad! A "horny toad"!"
"Oh, James, stop snickering. You're such a child!"
"Here, take it."
"Eww! James, no! I don't want it!"
"But it's your present!"
"You give the worst presents!"
"What do you mean? I thought you liked my presents."
"Don't pout, it makes you look silly. Well...I'm not saying their not nice. Just...unconventional."
"That's what makes them so great! What about that bouquet of biting petunia's I got you last month?"
"I still have the scars..."
"And the talking bracelet I bought at Zonko's!"
"My first detention ever was caused by that blasted thing!"
"But that Invisibility Quill was a good gift, right?"
"James...I couldn't find my homework for a week..."
"Fine...fine. So I haven't given the most...typical presents. But this is different! I got you a pet!"
"A toad is not a pet! It's a...it's an abomination!"
-croak-
"Don't worry, Harry, she didn't mean it."
"You named it?!"
-croak!-
"Of course! Every pet needs a name! So...where are you going to keep it?"
"In the broom shed!"
"Lily! Don't be so mean to Harry, you've hardly even gotten to know him yet!"
"I don't want to get to know him!"
"Fine! Fine...hey, Sirius! D'you want a toad?"
-croak-
"What? You're giving away my present?"
"What?!"
((-snicker-...Women...))