Dragon Lady has decided to reward the readers and take a break from the ordinary. Here is the fist ever Bonus Story!
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Bonus Story #1: Xbox Fiascos!
By: Dragon Lady9
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Cast o' Characters:
Dragon Lady- The split personality of Bree-Chan. She's loud, potty mouthed and perverted. Does most of the writing on Fanfiction.net under the pen name "Dragon Lady9".
Hotsuma- Main Character in Shinobi. Lives with Bree and Dragon in Bree's cardboard box. (Refer to Tenchu: Assassins of Insanity, Chapter 1 for info)
Raikoh- Main Character from Otogi: Myth of Demons. Lives with Bree as well.
Bree-Chan – The mild mannered Bree does some of "Dragon Lady9's" work, helping DL. Got an Xbox for Christmas and hasn't stopped gaming since. Her pet peeve: Her southern accent. It thoroughly confuses people, sometimes even people who live in the same state.
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Kagari- Hotsuma!
Hotsuma- Noooooooooooou! ~runs and hides behind Raikoh~
Raikoh- You really shouldn't run from your problems…
Hotsuma- Shaddup n' act normal!
Raikoh- /Talking like Bree-Dono again…/
Kagari- ~runs by~
Dragon Lady- ~walks up and looks behind Raikoh~ Hi, Hotsuma-san!
Hotsuma- AGH! Curse this loud-mouthed alter ego! ~runs off with Kagari in hot pursuit~
Bree- C'mon Rai-kun! DL and I wanna play Xbox!
Raikoh- Okay…~sigh~
THE LAST TIME BREE PLAYED XBOX…
Old Jyosei Guy- NONE SHALL PASS!
Princess- His mind is lost, he cannot be reasoned with.
Raikoh- Really? ~drip~sarcasm~drip~
Princess- Raikoh, you must grant death to this poor, foolish old man.
Dragon Lady- Diyud suhmbody say "death"? GO RAI, GO!
Raikoh- ~gets to the end of the level and walks behind the fossilized old guy to find a record player~
Record Player- NONE SHALL PASS!
Princess- Well…
Raikoh- ~turns player off and smashes statue~
Bree- Man, this "Land Beyond The Seal" place is Cray-zee!
Michizane- Yer tellin' me!
Bree- Wooooooooooooow! Michizane has a southern accent too?
Michizane- You bet cher' box, I do!
Bree- KEWL! ~hugs~
Raikoh- What about me?
Bree- You speak too clearly!
Raikoh- T_T
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TWO DAYS LATER
Dragon Lady- MUST WRITE! MUST WRITE! MUSTWRITE! MUST WRIIIIIIIIITE!
Bree- But I cain't kill the immortal lion thangy!
Dragon Lady- Don't care! Update Become the Ninja! NOW! ~starts roaring~
Bree- SHADDUP! ~throws dragon bane at DL~
Dragon Lady- ~shrinks into a corner~
Bree- I cain't figger out how ta kill the Mist Lionette! I tried physical attacks, I tried spells, I tried firein' it's little spells back at it! Nuthin works!
~Raikoh's final cry of pain can be heard, and Bree's face falls immediately~
Raikoh- BREE-DONO! YOU HAVE KILLED ME 9 TIMES! TAKE A BREAK!
Bree- Alright, fine. I'll play Jet Set Radio Future.
Dragon Lady- ~watching Bree play JSRF~ Raikoh, can you do something for me?
Raikoh- As long as it doesn't involve petty theft, okay.
Dragon lady- I want you to steal Beat's rollerblades for me.
Raikoh- What did I just say?
Dragon Lady- But I'm not fast enough to catch him! And you have the dusty-warp-thing!
Raikoh- Alright…~ steals the blades right off Beat's feet~
Beat- Yo Man, what's the dizzle? ~tries to run after Raikoh, but takes one step and falls flat on his face~
Raikoh- ¬_¬
Beat- So I'm not used to walkin'! Big deal! ~falling every few steps~
Bree- What are you two doing? Get out of there! Cleaning duty for all of you!
Dragon Lady- But it was just a little petty theft!
Raikoh- Please, Bree-Dono! Be merciful.
Bree- DL, report to Aomizuchi's castle for cleaning duty! Raikoh, vacuum the lawn!
Dragon Lady- /Rawr! I get to be the maid for sexy Aomizuchi? Hehe…he can lord over this dragon ANY time he wants…/
Raikoh- /Don't you mow lawns? And vacuum floors?/
Bree- Now, I'm off to play Shinobi. Where's Hotsuma?
Hotsuma- ~in a bush with Kagari~ -_-; Kagari, I'm getting a restraining order…
Kagari- Shhhhh…my love…there's no need for words right now…^ ^
Raikoh- ~slowly covers Bree's eyes~ That is something young eyes should not see…./I shouldn't be seeing this…/
THE END!!!!!
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