OK, sorry for the long wait... This is what I get for hosting TWO Christmas
parties, one on New Years' Eve!!!!
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Inuyasha AND I don't own my friends. I DO own myself, though!
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Chapter Four: More People Come! The Party Starts!
I was laying around my house, waiting for more people to come, when suddenly, Katie appears in a flash of red, white, blue, green, and black flames!
"*cough, cough* Damnit! I need to remember not to use REAL fire!" Katie muttered to herself. "At least I didn't burn anything."
"Hi, Katie! Or, PatrioticPupppy!" I said hyper-ly.
"You're hyper? SO AM I!!!!" Katie started dancing around the room.
"OK, Katie, you get your own dream room!" I put Katie in a room with a huge flat screen TV, a PlayStation, and the Inuyasha game! She immediately started playing!
Now there were just people from the show left to come. Soon, Naraku appeared in a purple tornado. I stuck him in a room full of demon puppets.
Later, Kagura appeared on that big feather thing and Kanna was with her. I put them in rooms with harsh winds and wandering souls. Don't ask.
Last to arrive was Sarah. Oh, I forgot, she's not from the show! Gosh darn it! OK, well, Sarah is in a room full of Sonic stuff.
"Yay! Everyone is here! Bye-bye, dream rooms!" I made the dream rooms disappear and everyone showed up inside.
"What are we here for?" Sarah asked.
"A PARTY, STUPID!!!" Katie yelled as she started bouncing off the walls.
"What kind of party?" Sezah asked.
"NEW YEARS EVE!!! DUH!!!" Katie screamed.
Me: XD
Heh... Yes, everyone was laying around my living room now. The party hadn't really started. It was six o'clock, in the PM. I decided to start the party before Inuyasha started to scratch my piano.
Inuyasha was inches away from the piano when I tackled him.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PIANO, INUYASHA!!"
"OK, OK, geez..." Inuyasha ran into the kitchen.
"Oh, no... I forgot to buy noodles!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Katie and Inuyasha screamed at the same time.
"Erm... Inuyasha, get out of the kitchen, please."
"Make me."
"OK!" I used my authoress magic and made Inuyasha do the can-can out of the kitchen and into the rec room, where I had hooked up my cousin's Xbox.
"What's that box thing?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh, that's an Xbox. I stole it from my cousin. The only game I could get was Lord of the Rings, though, so that's all you can play," I said.
"Lord of the Rings?" Inuyasha turned on the Xbox and started to play. I decided to join him in a co-op game. He chose to be Aragorn, who was at level fourteen. I selected Legolas, who was at level five. At least it was better than Gimli, who was only level one. I actually love to be Legolas. He's cute, in my opinion.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ OK, BREAKING NEWS - I HAVE NOT READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS OR SEEN THE MOVIES!!! I HAVE ONLY PLAYED THIS VIDEO GAME AND THAT IS IT!!!!!! Thanks for reading my news break... Plus, I DO NOT own the video game, or any other form of Lord of the Rings merch. Actually, I do have a copy of every book up in my room, I've just never read any of them. On with the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I decided that while my body was playing Lord of the Rings with Inuyasha, I'd use my "authoress mind" to check on everyone else and get the party started.
Sezah was drawing on the carpet.
BAD SEZAH!
"What? Who's there?"
Me, Kelsie! The authoress!
"Oh, OK. Hi."
Gosh, don't you know you're not supposed to write on carpet????
"I'm not writing, I'm drawing. See, look at the pretty butterflies!"
They don't match the paint.
"Oh, be nice, Kelsie!"
Oh, go away. Sorry, you have to leave. I just remembered that you don't know anything about Inuyasha. You must leave now.
I used my authoress magic and brought Sezah's mom around, and she took her home.
OK, now that that's taken care of...
Sarah was drawing Sonic characters on the living room walls.
SARAH! NO!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't own anything related to Sonic, either. Not one bit of merch, even. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I punished Sarah by creating a real-life Eggman and making it chase her around the room.
"OK, I'm sorry, I'll stop drawing on your wall!"
Thanks.
I stopped the Eggman and destroyed it. I then proceeded to clean up the drawings on the carpet and wall.
Katie was kicking a soccer ball around in our tiny downstairs bathroom. That's just dumb.
Katie, do you want to go say hi to Inuyasha?
"Sure!!! Where is he?"
He's in the rec room. I'm playing Lord of the Rings with him right now. We're on "The Southern Gate" which is pretty cool. I still don't get how we beat the King of the Dead.
"OK..." Katie bounced out of the bathroom and ran to the rec room. "INUYASHA!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!" She ran to Inuyasha and started playing with his ears.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha paused the game just as the big troll on top of the wall started to swipe at him, and he tried to run away from Katie.
"NO!!! INUYASHA!!!" Katie ran after him. She decided to follow him around.
Inuyasha finally gave up and went back to play Xbox some more. He died as soon as he unpaused. Dang nabbit, son of a monkey spank... Legolas (me) pitched in and defeated the troll on his own, using my favorite attack - Elven Fury.
"Oh, yeah! Who rocks?" I yelled. "I rock!" Legolas dumped out some lava from some barrels that were just over the entrance to the gate. The troll he had left undamaged below was immediately killed. Oh, yeah!
Legolas began to climb down the ladder that would lead him back to the gate entrance. I directed him to go attack more Orcs. He soon got into Perfect Mode and defeated several Orcs at once. He used Elven Fury several times, too.
Aragorn had trouble keeping up with my dear elf. Inuyasha was no master at the controls, but after defeating the King of the Dead I would've thought he had the hang of the controls. No, he was still in "press-random-buttons- and-see-what-they-do" mode.
A large group of Orc archers was firing arrows at Aragorn. Legolas pulled out his bow and *new* Mirkwood Arrows and defeated the majority of them. He led Aragorn through the gate and the level was completed.
"Let's stop here, Inuyasha," I said.
"Sure. I'm tired of you getting ahead of me, anyways," he responded dully.
"I need to get hyper."
"No, don't. Seriously."
"I'm gonna anyways."
I ran off and ate rum cake and fudge. That got me sugar-high. Then I drank a whole bottle of Sparkling Cider. That nearly got me drunk, but seeing as it doesn't have alcohol, it just aided my sugar-highness.
I ran into my living room to find Arwen reading comics on the ottoman. I sat on the piano bench and watched her read until I finally broke.
"BOO!!" I screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
"Gosh, why do you always get scared of me like that?"
"You scare me!"
"I shouldn't."
"Well, you do!"
"Fine then."
"OK."
I left the room and went to find some alcohol.
I remembered that my parents kept open wine in the fridge. So, I looked in there. Nothing. Darn.
I used my authoress magic to get some rum. Yay!
Inuyasha saw the rum and asked what it was.
"How do you not know? You've drank this stuff in at least one other fic!" I said.
"Oh, now I remember! In PatrioticPupppy's 'An Inuyasha Halloween' or whatever."
"Yeah, good, you have memory!"
"Not much."
"Right-o."
"Say wha-?"
"Never mind."
I poured a mug of rum for Inuyasha. Katie was right behind him the whole time.
"Katie, do you want a mug?"
"YEAH!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!"
"OK..." I gave Katie a mug of rum.
"Oh, can we get together and introduce ourselves to everyone?"
"Sure."
I called everyone into the rec room, which turned out to make it pretty darn crowded. Here's everyone who's here:
1. Me (Legolas, Pipkin, CI7, Kelsie)
2. Katie (you'll find out a nickname soon enough)
3. Renee (NeeNee)
4. Arwen
5. Sarah
6. Inuyasha (Aragorn, Mutt Face)
7. Kouga (Wimp, Coward, others you'll find out)
8. Miroku
9. Sango
10. Shippo
11. Kagome
12. Sesshomaru (Fluffy, Fluffles, Sesshy, Sushi)
13. Rin (Cutie, Sweetie)
14. Naraku
15. Kagura
16. Kanna
OK, sixteen people. Crowded!
"Alrighty. Let's start with me."
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I'm SO evil!! Cliffie!!! I'm off to write more because I'm bored and tired. Sorry this wasn't done by the real New Years' Eve!!
REVIEW!!!!
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Inuyasha AND I don't own my friends. I DO own myself, though!
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Chapter Four: More People Come! The Party Starts!
I was laying around my house, waiting for more people to come, when suddenly, Katie appears in a flash of red, white, blue, green, and black flames!
"*cough, cough* Damnit! I need to remember not to use REAL fire!" Katie muttered to herself. "At least I didn't burn anything."
"Hi, Katie! Or, PatrioticPupppy!" I said hyper-ly.
"You're hyper? SO AM I!!!!" Katie started dancing around the room.
"OK, Katie, you get your own dream room!" I put Katie in a room with a huge flat screen TV, a PlayStation, and the Inuyasha game! She immediately started playing!
Now there were just people from the show left to come. Soon, Naraku appeared in a purple tornado. I stuck him in a room full of demon puppets.
Later, Kagura appeared on that big feather thing and Kanna was with her. I put them in rooms with harsh winds and wandering souls. Don't ask.
Last to arrive was Sarah. Oh, I forgot, she's not from the show! Gosh darn it! OK, well, Sarah is in a room full of Sonic stuff.
"Yay! Everyone is here! Bye-bye, dream rooms!" I made the dream rooms disappear and everyone showed up inside.
"What are we here for?" Sarah asked.
"A PARTY, STUPID!!!" Katie yelled as she started bouncing off the walls.
"What kind of party?" Sezah asked.
"NEW YEARS EVE!!! DUH!!!" Katie screamed.
Me: XD
Heh... Yes, everyone was laying around my living room now. The party hadn't really started. It was six o'clock, in the PM. I decided to start the party before Inuyasha started to scratch my piano.
Inuyasha was inches away from the piano when I tackled him.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY PIANO, INUYASHA!!"
"OK, OK, geez..." Inuyasha ran into the kitchen.
"Oh, no... I forgot to buy noodles!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Katie and Inuyasha screamed at the same time.
"Erm... Inuyasha, get out of the kitchen, please."
"Make me."
"OK!" I used my authoress magic and made Inuyasha do the can-can out of the kitchen and into the rec room, where I had hooked up my cousin's Xbox.
"What's that box thing?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh, that's an Xbox. I stole it from my cousin. The only game I could get was Lord of the Rings, though, so that's all you can play," I said.
"Lord of the Rings?" Inuyasha turned on the Xbox and started to play. I decided to join him in a co-op game. He chose to be Aragorn, who was at level fourteen. I selected Legolas, who was at level five. At least it was better than Gimli, who was only level one. I actually love to be Legolas. He's cute, in my opinion.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ OK, BREAKING NEWS - I HAVE NOT READ THE LORD OF THE RINGS OR SEEN THE MOVIES!!! I HAVE ONLY PLAYED THIS VIDEO GAME AND THAT IS IT!!!!!! Thanks for reading my news break... Plus, I DO NOT own the video game, or any other form of Lord of the Rings merch. Actually, I do have a copy of every book up in my room, I've just never read any of them. On with the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I decided that while my body was playing Lord of the Rings with Inuyasha, I'd use my "authoress mind" to check on everyone else and get the party started.
Sezah was drawing on the carpet.
BAD SEZAH!
"What? Who's there?"
Me, Kelsie! The authoress!
"Oh, OK. Hi."
Gosh, don't you know you're not supposed to write on carpet????
"I'm not writing, I'm drawing. See, look at the pretty butterflies!"
They don't match the paint.
"Oh, be nice, Kelsie!"
Oh, go away. Sorry, you have to leave. I just remembered that you don't know anything about Inuyasha. You must leave now.
I used my authoress magic and brought Sezah's mom around, and she took her home.
OK, now that that's taken care of...
Sarah was drawing Sonic characters on the living room walls.
SARAH! NO!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I don't own anything related to Sonic, either. Not one bit of merch, even. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I punished Sarah by creating a real-life Eggman and making it chase her around the room.
"OK, I'm sorry, I'll stop drawing on your wall!"
Thanks.
I stopped the Eggman and destroyed it. I then proceeded to clean up the drawings on the carpet and wall.
Katie was kicking a soccer ball around in our tiny downstairs bathroom. That's just dumb.
Katie, do you want to go say hi to Inuyasha?
"Sure!!! Where is he?"
He's in the rec room. I'm playing Lord of the Rings with him right now. We're on "The Southern Gate" which is pretty cool. I still don't get how we beat the King of the Dead.
"OK..." Katie bounced out of the bathroom and ran to the rec room. "INUYASHA!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!" She ran to Inuyasha and started playing with his ears.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha paused the game just as the big troll on top of the wall started to swipe at him, and he tried to run away from Katie.
"NO!!! INUYASHA!!!" Katie ran after him. She decided to follow him around.
Inuyasha finally gave up and went back to play Xbox some more. He died as soon as he unpaused. Dang nabbit, son of a monkey spank... Legolas (me) pitched in and defeated the troll on his own, using my favorite attack - Elven Fury.
"Oh, yeah! Who rocks?" I yelled. "I rock!" Legolas dumped out some lava from some barrels that were just over the entrance to the gate. The troll he had left undamaged below was immediately killed. Oh, yeah!
Legolas began to climb down the ladder that would lead him back to the gate entrance. I directed him to go attack more Orcs. He soon got into Perfect Mode and defeated several Orcs at once. He used Elven Fury several times, too.
Aragorn had trouble keeping up with my dear elf. Inuyasha was no master at the controls, but after defeating the King of the Dead I would've thought he had the hang of the controls. No, he was still in "press-random-buttons- and-see-what-they-do" mode.
A large group of Orc archers was firing arrows at Aragorn. Legolas pulled out his bow and *new* Mirkwood Arrows and defeated the majority of them. He led Aragorn through the gate and the level was completed.
"Let's stop here, Inuyasha," I said.
"Sure. I'm tired of you getting ahead of me, anyways," he responded dully.
"I need to get hyper."
"No, don't. Seriously."
"I'm gonna anyways."
I ran off and ate rum cake and fudge. That got me sugar-high. Then I drank a whole bottle of Sparkling Cider. That nearly got me drunk, but seeing as it doesn't have alcohol, it just aided my sugar-highness.
I ran into my living room to find Arwen reading comics on the ottoman. I sat on the piano bench and watched her read until I finally broke.
"BOO!!" I screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
"Gosh, why do you always get scared of me like that?"
"You scare me!"
"I shouldn't."
"Well, you do!"
"Fine then."
"OK."
I left the room and went to find some alcohol.
I remembered that my parents kept open wine in the fridge. So, I looked in there. Nothing. Darn.
I used my authoress magic to get some rum. Yay!
Inuyasha saw the rum and asked what it was.
"How do you not know? You've drank this stuff in at least one other fic!" I said.
"Oh, now I remember! In PatrioticPupppy's 'An Inuyasha Halloween' or whatever."
"Yeah, good, you have memory!"
"Not much."
"Right-o."
"Say wha-?"
"Never mind."
I poured a mug of rum for Inuyasha. Katie was right behind him the whole time.
"Katie, do you want a mug?"
"YEAH!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!"
"OK..." I gave Katie a mug of rum.
"Oh, can we get together and introduce ourselves to everyone?"
"Sure."
I called everyone into the rec room, which turned out to make it pretty darn crowded. Here's everyone who's here:
1. Me (Legolas, Pipkin, CI7, Kelsie)
2. Katie (you'll find out a nickname soon enough)
3. Renee (NeeNee)
4. Arwen
5. Sarah
6. Inuyasha (Aragorn, Mutt Face)
7. Kouga (Wimp, Coward, others you'll find out)
8. Miroku
9. Sango
10. Shippo
11. Kagome
12. Sesshomaru (Fluffy, Fluffles, Sesshy, Sushi)
13. Rin (Cutie, Sweetie)
14. Naraku
15. Kagura
16. Kanna
OK, sixteen people. Crowded!
"Alrighty. Let's start with me."
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I'm SO evil!! Cliffie!!! I'm off to write more because I'm bored and tired. Sorry this wasn't done by the real New Years' Eve!!
REVIEW!!!!