OK, here I come again with CHAPTER FIVE!!! I'm trying to keep up with "An
Inuyasha Halloween" by PatrioticPupppy. I think she spelled puppy wrong on
accident.
Also, Sarah (the friend who drew Sonic people on my walls) says she does not draw on walls. So, Sarah, I typed it. Are you happy now?
Disclaimer: *sings* A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer. Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad... *stops* I don't own Inuyasha, or Weird Al's song "Jurassic Park" or the Narnia books or my friends or any of my "special guests" this chapter... Or anything they might do. But I DO own the storyline! That is MINE!
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Chapter Five: Intros and Special Guests
"I am CI7," I told the crowded group. "I am the authoress. You can call me Pipkin, Kelsie, or Cap'n. OK, Katie, your turn."
"HI! I'M KATIE! BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO CALL ME INUYASHA!" Katie screamed in her hyperness. "OK, Renee, you're turn."
"Hi, I'm Renee... Kelsie calls me NeeNee... And the guy with the ears is freaking me out."
"Oh, NeeNee, I think you're gonna have to leave... You don't know anything about Inuyasha! Oh, well. Here, have a few Narnia movies as performed by the Inu-gang..."
I handed NeeNee seven tapes. Each one was labeled for the Narnia book that I had the Inuyasha gang act out. Hee, hee...
NeeNee left.
"OK, I'm Arwen. I don't really have a nickname, and CI7 freaks me out. So does the crazy Inuyasha who went before Renee," Arwen said.
"I didn't do my intro before Renee!" Inuyasha shouted.
"I did!" Inuyasha shouted.
"OK, I know which Inuyasha is which on that one... You readers should know, too," I said.
"They don't have to know," Inuyasha said.
"This is REALLY confusing," Inuyasha muttered.
"This it only one page long so far, let's get it going!" I told everyone.
"OK, OK," Inuyasha said.
"Alright, who's after Arwen?"
"Me. My name is Sarah. Considering that there are television characters come to life in this room, I can safely assume that I am having a weird dream. Pip, would you mind telling me who these people are? "
"Just listen to their intros," I mumbled.
"OK, I'm Inuyasha and I like to play as Aragorn on Lord of the Rings. And I'm a half dog demon. You all know that," Inuyasha said.
~*~*~*~*~*~ PLEASE tell me y'all know which Inuyasha that was? ~*~*~*~*~*~
"I am Kouga and I am in love with Kagome!"
"I'm Miroku and I really needn't explain myself, eh?" Miroku said as he groped Inuyasha.
~*~*~*~*~*~ YOU KNOW WHICH ONE! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"EEK!!!"
"OK, Sango, go!" I shouted.
"I'm Sango and I love Miroku!"
"I'm Shippo and I'm REALLY CUTE!!!!"
"I'm Kagome and I hate Kouga."
"I am Lord Sesshomaru. I hate Inuyasha and I like to hug Rin."
"Rin is Rin! Rin likes being around Lord Sesshomaru!"
"I AM NARAKU!!! I WISH TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!"
"I'm Kagura, and Naraku's my daddy."
"I am Kanna. I want your souls."
"You are all creeping me out!" I yelled.
"That's your own fault," Arwen said.
At that time I knew I wanted some excitement.
"OK, people. We're gonna have a dance. I'm calling in a band!" I used my authoress magic. I did some secret stuff and soon the doorbell rang. "Oh, and I'm calling over some special guests besides this guy!"
I opened the door and there was Weird Al Yankovic and his background people!
"Come in, Al! Lemme just get a dance floor and stage ready..." I used my authoress magic again, and attached to my house was a huge dance room, with a gigantic stage at the back. "C'mon, guys. Over here!" They brought their stuff to the stage and practiced for a little bit. I made the door to the dance room soundproof so no one could hear. I returned to the rec room.
"What are we doing?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah, what ARE we doing?" Inuyasha inquired.
"We're gonna have a dance! Weird Al is practicing right now."
"Whoa, cool!" one of the Inuyashas said.
"Glad you think so," I said.
"Weird Al is weird," Arwen said.
"Who is this 'Weird Al'?" Fluffles inquired.
"He's a singer!" I chirped loudly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Chirped" is meant to show what it was similar to, not what it was. I am not a bird. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"He sings really funny songs! Let's go! They're ready now!" I said as I started to bounce.
The group now was only fifteen people, but it was still a large group. We all entered the dance room. A disco ball hung on the high, high, high ceiling and reflected little squares of light everywhere. The floor was black marble with little sparkles of silver here and there. The wall was actually a carpet wall. It was black carpet with some silver tinsel woven into it sparsely.
The two Inuyashas started dancing. I mauled one and took her boy for myself. MWAHAHAH! Kagome and Kouga danced, too!
"I HATE YOU, KOUGA! WHY MUST I DANCE WITH YOU????" Kagome screamed.
"Because I'm in love with you and Dog-Boy is taken," Kouga responded coolly.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome with an "oh-no-I-miss-you-so-much" look on his face. I snapped his attention back to me and we danced to the wordless song that Weird Al was playing for no reason.
Almost everyone found a partner to dance with. Here we go (no real order):
-Kagura/Kanna (no, not lesbo, they're just stuck)
-Inuyasha/me
-Shippo/Rin
-Fluffles/Naraku (no they're not gay, they're stuck with each other, poor guys!)
-Sango/Miroku (yeah, we all know they'll get together)
-Kagome/Kouga (sorry Kagome, sorry FoxShadow, but the problem WILL BE SOLVED!)
-Inuyasha/Sarah (you know which one and it's a bummer they're stuck together)
-Arwen (all alone...)
OK, well. We need to fix this list up. Maybe some special guests.
Suddenly, Legolas burst into the dance room!
"Hi, Legolas. Glad you could come!" I cheered.
"What am I doing here?" Legolas inquired.
"You're here to DANCE!" I said. "Everyone, split up your dancing groups! Legolas, go pick someone to dance with."
Legolas didn't move, except to grab my hand.
"OK... That's a little weird. So you'll dance with me?"
"You'll dance with me?"
"Well, yeah."
"Then yes. I will dance with you, Lady CI7."
I didn't know elves were so proper...
~*~*~*~*~*~ REMEMBER! I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LEGOLAS EXCEPT WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE VIDEO GAME, WHICH REALLY ISN'T MUCH!!! IF HE'S OOC THAT'S REALLY TOO BAD!!! I'M TOTALLY MAKING UP HIS PERSONALITY!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Yay! OK, time for more guests!"
All of a sudden, in rushed Prince Komali, from Legend of Zelda: Windwaker.
~*~*~*~*~ I don't know anything about Komali AT ALL. The only reason he's in here is- Well, you'll find out. ~*~*~*~*~
"Um, who are you?" I asked Komali.
"I'm Komali, stupid! I'm here to dance with Sarah!" Komali said.
"OK, Sarah's over there." I pointed to Sarah. She was scratching her head in confusion.
"How are you getting video game characters to come to life? I'm confused!! Help me, Pip!" Sarah said.
"Just dance with the guy. You told me you wanted to dance with him when we were chatting on MSN Messenger!" I replied.
"OK, fine," Sarah said dully. Komali walked over to her and stood next to her.
"OK, more guests," I announced.
In walked Brianna, the tall attractive girl I love to chat on AIM with.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I'm not gay, I'm just tellin' you boys out there that she's good looking. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"OK, I'm here to dance with Inuyasha!" Brianna shouted at me.
"OK, he's over there. Don't hurt him, I know you think he's stupid!"
"Hmph. Maybe I will hurt him, just to annoy you," she said with a smirk.
"OK, well, just go stand by him until everyone else shows up."
Bri stood by Inuyasha. He was shivering with fear.
Then entered Faith. I don't really know her that well, but she's cool.
"I'm here to dance with Sesshy!!" she shouted.
"OK, Faith, he's over there," I said as I pointed. Fluffles stood emotionless next to the punky Faith.
"OK, now for the greatest guest ever to come - MY BROTHER!"
My brother, Dylan, burst into the room chewing on candy and carrying an armful of cake.
"OK, Dylan, remember I said if you were gonna eat candy, you had to dance with Rin," I said.
"MMmmph, mmph!" Dylan attempted to shout through the wall of candy building in his mouth.
~*~*~*~*~*~ He's not fat; he's the skinniest kid I've ever seen!!!! He never really eats too much candy unless he sneaks it and leaves mounds of evidence that just screams "DYLAN DID IT!" behind... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Dylan swallowed the remaining candy in his possession and stood next to Rin.
"OK, more people should come now," I announced to the group.
Now, here are the pairings:
-Inuyasha/Bri
-Fluffles/Faith
-Sarah/Komali
-Me/Legolas
-Rin/Dylan
Everyone else is alone...
Just then, Britney Spears showed up!
"Yeah, like, who am I supposed to dance with, girl?" she asked me while doing dumb dance moves that make no sense and don't fit her lame songs.
"You're with Kouga, freak!" I yelled as I pushed her towards the poor wolf demon soon to be tortured by this plastic retard I was pushing.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Review and tell me whether you think Spears is a retard or not. Or just send me bad names to call her. Maybe. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"OK, now that Kouga's got a partner... Well, we still need more special people to come!" I said to myself.
Next arrived Alan Rickman. He chose to dance with Kagome, who was blushing furiously.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Alan Rickman was Alexander Dane on "Galaxy Quest" and he was Professor Snape in the Harry Potter movies, and I believe he was in "Die Hard" but I didn't see that, so that may or may not be right. And let's just say he looks like Snape when he's here, because in Galaxy Quest he wore that stupid fish-head thing. ~*~*~*~*~*~
Soon after the arrival of Mr. Rickman, the arrival of Jack Sparrow (POTCarribean) commenced.
"Hi, Jack," I said as he sauntered in.
"'Ello, CI7. What'm I 'ere for, again?" Jack asked me as he moved his hands in the *special* way he does.
"You're here to dance. Pick someone."
"Alright, I choose the lovely broad who's standin' next to the man in the dress," Jack said as he pointed to his choice.
~*~*~*~*~ One guess for y'all. ~*~*~*~*~
Jack moved his *special* way over to "his choice" and stood in between her and "the man in the dress."
Here's the list now:
Me/Legolas
Rin/Dylan
Sarah/Komali
Fluffles/Faith
Inuyasha/Bri
Kouga/Spears
Kagome/Alan
???/Jack
Everyone else is alone.
Jack started making friendly conversation with Sango.
Oopsie, I said who he picked. Oh, well, the next person will come soon.
Just then, Fred Weasley (from Harry Potter) appeared!
"Fred, what're you doing here?" I asked the freckled boy.
"I Apparated here so I could dance with someone!" Fred replied instantly, grinning.
"Why didn't George come?"
"He's ill."
"OK. Whatever. Go pick a girl."
Fred walked over to Kagura and Kanna, who were standing next to each other. He turned to Kagura.
"Will you dance with me, madam?" he asked as he bowed deeply.
"OK. But if you step on my feet I'll kill you," she answered coolly.
"Weeheeheehee..." Fred muttered to himself.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Don't ask me what that means. I made it out of "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" cuz my friend Bri kept getting mad at me for saying "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so I came up with "WEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE" so I think you understand. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
All the couples so far moved to the back of the dance room, close to the stage, except for me and Legolas. We stayed near the door to welcome people in and explain what they were doing there.
Then, in came a clone of Inuyasha! He ran in and ran directly to the other Inuyasha. The girl one. Katie. They moved to the back of the room where all the other couples were.
Meg Ryan walked in with Tom Hanks just as Inuyasha and Inuyasha were starting to make themselves comfortable.
Tom immediately walked over to Kanna. Meg walked to Miroku. The new couples moved to the back.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Tom Hanks was Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump), Woody (Toy Story, Toy Story 2), Joe Fox (You've Got Mail), Chuck Noland (Castaway), and Josh Baskin (Big). That's not it, but that's all I remember. ~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~ Meg Ryan was Kathleen Kelly (You've Got Mail), Sally Albright (When Harry Met Sally, my FAVORITE MOVIE), Kate McKay (Kate and Leopold), and Anastasia (Anastasia). That's all I remember, just like dear ol' Tommy. ~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~ I just checked IMDB.com and found out that Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks have been in three movies together. That's "You've Got Mail" (the only one I've seen), "Sleepless in Seattle", and "Joe Versus the Volcano". ~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, now only Naraku, Arwen, and Shippo are left.
I turned to Legolas.
"Leggy-poo, could you go find someone for each of my good friends here?" I said as I snuggled into his chest.
"OK, Lady CI7," he said cautiously.
Legolas ran out the door really fast! YAY!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Remember - I don't know ANYTHING about Legolas except that he's an elf, he's hot, he's played by Orlando Bloom (drool), and he is a master archer. And he has two swords. That's all I know. So whether he's fast or not is unknown to me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A few minutes later, Legolas returned with Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians).
~*~*~*~*~*~ The one played by Glenn Close, you know! ~*~*~*~*~*~
Cruella ran to Naraku like they were magnets of the opposite polarity.
"OK, that leaves Arwen and Shippo, Leggy-poo. Go!"
Legolas scattered off again. He soon returned with Matilda Wormwood (Matilda, the movie made in '96)!
~*~*~*~*~*~ Played by Mara Wilson, you know, and the father was Danny DeVito... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Matilda ran to Shippo.
"Yay!" Shippo yelled as Matilda hugged him.
"OK, Leggy-poo, just Arwen left!" I shouted to Legolas before he dashed off again.
Legolas soon returned with a clone of Miroku!
"How'd you find a clone?" I asked Legolas as the clone I just spoke of ran to a very freaked out Arwen.
"He was hanging around a bar called 'Bar for Miroku Clones Who Want to Pick Up Girls' so I figured he'd be perfect," Leggy-poo said before shrugging.
I stared at Leggy-poo for a minute before hugging him and pulling him to the back where everyone else was.
OK, here's the list now.
Me/Legolas
Miroku/Meg Ryan
Arwen/Miroku clone
Shippo/Matilda Wormwood
Inuyasha/Inuyasha clone
Inuyasha/Bri
Fluffles/Faith
Naraku/Cruella De Vil
Kanna/Tom Hanks
Kagura/Fred Weasley
Sarah/Komali
Rin/Dylan
Kouga/Britney Spears
Kagome/Alan Rickman
Sango/Jack Sparrow
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Yay! I FINALLY got this thing done... Gosh, it's been so long!
Well, I hope y'all enjoyed this chappie. It's mainly nonsense. The real dance will start sometime next chapter...
REVIEW!
Also, Sarah (the friend who drew Sonic people on my walls) says she does not draw on walls. So, Sarah, I typed it. Are you happy now?
Disclaimer: *sings* A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer. Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad... *stops* I don't own Inuyasha, or Weird Al's song "Jurassic Park" or the Narnia books or my friends or any of my "special guests" this chapter... Or anything they might do. But I DO own the storyline! That is MINE!
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Chapter Five: Intros and Special Guests
"I am CI7," I told the crowded group. "I am the authoress. You can call me Pipkin, Kelsie, or Cap'n. OK, Katie, your turn."
"HI! I'M KATIE! BUT I WANT YOU ALL TO CALL ME INUYASHA!" Katie screamed in her hyperness. "OK, Renee, you're turn."
"Hi, I'm Renee... Kelsie calls me NeeNee... And the guy with the ears is freaking me out."
"Oh, NeeNee, I think you're gonna have to leave... You don't know anything about Inuyasha! Oh, well. Here, have a few Narnia movies as performed by the Inu-gang..."
I handed NeeNee seven tapes. Each one was labeled for the Narnia book that I had the Inuyasha gang act out. Hee, hee...
NeeNee left.
"OK, I'm Arwen. I don't really have a nickname, and CI7 freaks me out. So does the crazy Inuyasha who went before Renee," Arwen said.
"I didn't do my intro before Renee!" Inuyasha shouted.
"I did!" Inuyasha shouted.
"OK, I know which Inuyasha is which on that one... You readers should know, too," I said.
"They don't have to know," Inuyasha said.
"This is REALLY confusing," Inuyasha muttered.
"This it only one page long so far, let's get it going!" I told everyone.
"OK, OK," Inuyasha said.
"Alright, who's after Arwen?"
"Me. My name is Sarah. Considering that there are television characters come to life in this room, I can safely assume that I am having a weird dream. Pip, would you mind telling me who these people are? "
"Just listen to their intros," I mumbled.
"OK, I'm Inuyasha and I like to play as Aragorn on Lord of the Rings. And I'm a half dog demon. You all know that," Inuyasha said.
~*~*~*~*~*~ PLEASE tell me y'all know which Inuyasha that was? ~*~*~*~*~*~
"I am Kouga and I am in love with Kagome!"
"I'm Miroku and I really needn't explain myself, eh?" Miroku said as he groped Inuyasha.
~*~*~*~*~*~ YOU KNOW WHICH ONE! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"EEK!!!"
"OK, Sango, go!" I shouted.
"I'm Sango and I love Miroku!"
"I'm Shippo and I'm REALLY CUTE!!!!"
"I'm Kagome and I hate Kouga."
"I am Lord Sesshomaru. I hate Inuyasha and I like to hug Rin."
"Rin is Rin! Rin likes being around Lord Sesshomaru!"
"I AM NARAKU!!! I WISH TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!"
"I'm Kagura, and Naraku's my daddy."
"I am Kanna. I want your souls."
"You are all creeping me out!" I yelled.
"That's your own fault," Arwen said.
At that time I knew I wanted some excitement.
"OK, people. We're gonna have a dance. I'm calling in a band!" I used my authoress magic. I did some secret stuff and soon the doorbell rang. "Oh, and I'm calling over some special guests besides this guy!"
I opened the door and there was Weird Al Yankovic and his background people!
"Come in, Al! Lemme just get a dance floor and stage ready..." I used my authoress magic again, and attached to my house was a huge dance room, with a gigantic stage at the back. "C'mon, guys. Over here!" They brought their stuff to the stage and practiced for a little bit. I made the door to the dance room soundproof so no one could hear. I returned to the rec room.
"What are we doing?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yeah, what ARE we doing?" Inuyasha inquired.
"We're gonna have a dance! Weird Al is practicing right now."
"Whoa, cool!" one of the Inuyashas said.
"Glad you think so," I said.
"Weird Al is weird," Arwen said.
"Who is this 'Weird Al'?" Fluffles inquired.
"He's a singer!" I chirped loudly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Chirped" is meant to show what it was similar to, not what it was. I am not a bird. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"He sings really funny songs! Let's go! They're ready now!" I said as I started to bounce.
The group now was only fifteen people, but it was still a large group. We all entered the dance room. A disco ball hung on the high, high, high ceiling and reflected little squares of light everywhere. The floor was black marble with little sparkles of silver here and there. The wall was actually a carpet wall. It was black carpet with some silver tinsel woven into it sparsely.
The two Inuyashas started dancing. I mauled one and took her boy for myself. MWAHAHAH! Kagome and Kouga danced, too!
"I HATE YOU, KOUGA! WHY MUST I DANCE WITH YOU????" Kagome screamed.
"Because I'm in love with you and Dog-Boy is taken," Kouga responded coolly.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome with an "oh-no-I-miss-you-so-much" look on his face. I snapped his attention back to me and we danced to the wordless song that Weird Al was playing for no reason.
Almost everyone found a partner to dance with. Here we go (no real order):
-Kagura/Kanna (no, not lesbo, they're just stuck)
-Inuyasha/me
-Shippo/Rin
-Fluffles/Naraku (no they're not gay, they're stuck with each other, poor guys!)
-Sango/Miroku (yeah, we all know they'll get together)
-Kagome/Kouga (sorry Kagome, sorry FoxShadow, but the problem WILL BE SOLVED!)
-Inuyasha/Sarah (you know which one and it's a bummer they're stuck together)
-Arwen (all alone...)
OK, well. We need to fix this list up. Maybe some special guests.
Suddenly, Legolas burst into the dance room!
"Hi, Legolas. Glad you could come!" I cheered.
"What am I doing here?" Legolas inquired.
"You're here to DANCE!" I said. "Everyone, split up your dancing groups! Legolas, go pick someone to dance with."
Legolas didn't move, except to grab my hand.
"OK... That's a little weird. So you'll dance with me?"
"You'll dance with me?"
"Well, yeah."
"Then yes. I will dance with you, Lady CI7."
I didn't know elves were so proper...
~*~*~*~*~*~ REMEMBER! I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LEGOLAS EXCEPT WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE VIDEO GAME, WHICH REALLY ISN'T MUCH!!! IF HE'S OOC THAT'S REALLY TOO BAD!!! I'M TOTALLY MAKING UP HIS PERSONALITY!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Yay! OK, time for more guests!"
All of a sudden, in rushed Prince Komali, from Legend of Zelda: Windwaker.
~*~*~*~*~ I don't know anything about Komali AT ALL. The only reason he's in here is- Well, you'll find out. ~*~*~*~*~
"Um, who are you?" I asked Komali.
"I'm Komali, stupid! I'm here to dance with Sarah!" Komali said.
"OK, Sarah's over there." I pointed to Sarah. She was scratching her head in confusion.
"How are you getting video game characters to come to life? I'm confused!! Help me, Pip!" Sarah said.
"Just dance with the guy. You told me you wanted to dance with him when we were chatting on MSN Messenger!" I replied.
"OK, fine," Sarah said dully. Komali walked over to her and stood next to her.
"OK, more guests," I announced.
In walked Brianna, the tall attractive girl I love to chat on AIM with.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I'm not gay, I'm just tellin' you boys out there that she's good looking. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"OK, I'm here to dance with Inuyasha!" Brianna shouted at me.
"OK, he's over there. Don't hurt him, I know you think he's stupid!"
"Hmph. Maybe I will hurt him, just to annoy you," she said with a smirk.
"OK, well, just go stand by him until everyone else shows up."
Bri stood by Inuyasha. He was shivering with fear.
Then entered Faith. I don't really know her that well, but she's cool.
"I'm here to dance with Sesshy!!" she shouted.
"OK, Faith, he's over there," I said as I pointed. Fluffles stood emotionless next to the punky Faith.
"OK, now for the greatest guest ever to come - MY BROTHER!"
My brother, Dylan, burst into the room chewing on candy and carrying an armful of cake.
"OK, Dylan, remember I said if you were gonna eat candy, you had to dance with Rin," I said.
"MMmmph, mmph!" Dylan attempted to shout through the wall of candy building in his mouth.
~*~*~*~*~*~ He's not fat; he's the skinniest kid I've ever seen!!!! He never really eats too much candy unless he sneaks it and leaves mounds of evidence that just screams "DYLAN DID IT!" behind... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Dylan swallowed the remaining candy in his possession and stood next to Rin.
"OK, more people should come now," I announced to the group.
Now, here are the pairings:
-Inuyasha/Bri
-Fluffles/Faith
-Sarah/Komali
-Me/Legolas
-Rin/Dylan
Everyone else is alone...
Just then, Britney Spears showed up!
"Yeah, like, who am I supposed to dance with, girl?" she asked me while doing dumb dance moves that make no sense and don't fit her lame songs.
"You're with Kouga, freak!" I yelled as I pushed her towards the poor wolf demon soon to be tortured by this plastic retard I was pushing.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Review and tell me whether you think Spears is a retard or not. Or just send me bad names to call her. Maybe. ~*~*~*~*~*~
"OK, now that Kouga's got a partner... Well, we still need more special people to come!" I said to myself.
Next arrived Alan Rickman. He chose to dance with Kagome, who was blushing furiously.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Alan Rickman was Alexander Dane on "Galaxy Quest" and he was Professor Snape in the Harry Potter movies, and I believe he was in "Die Hard" but I didn't see that, so that may or may not be right. And let's just say he looks like Snape when he's here, because in Galaxy Quest he wore that stupid fish-head thing. ~*~*~*~*~*~
Soon after the arrival of Mr. Rickman, the arrival of Jack Sparrow (POTCarribean) commenced.
"Hi, Jack," I said as he sauntered in.
"'Ello, CI7. What'm I 'ere for, again?" Jack asked me as he moved his hands in the *special* way he does.
"You're here to dance. Pick someone."
"Alright, I choose the lovely broad who's standin' next to the man in the dress," Jack said as he pointed to his choice.
~*~*~*~*~ One guess for y'all. ~*~*~*~*~
Jack moved his *special* way over to "his choice" and stood in between her and "the man in the dress."
Here's the list now:
Me/Legolas
Rin/Dylan
Sarah/Komali
Fluffles/Faith
Inuyasha/Bri
Kouga/Spears
Kagome/Alan
???/Jack
Everyone else is alone.
Jack started making friendly conversation with Sango.
Oopsie, I said who he picked. Oh, well, the next person will come soon.
Just then, Fred Weasley (from Harry Potter) appeared!
"Fred, what're you doing here?" I asked the freckled boy.
"I Apparated here so I could dance with someone!" Fred replied instantly, grinning.
"Why didn't George come?"
"He's ill."
"OK. Whatever. Go pick a girl."
Fred walked over to Kagura and Kanna, who were standing next to each other. He turned to Kagura.
"Will you dance with me, madam?" he asked as he bowed deeply.
"OK. But if you step on my feet I'll kill you," she answered coolly.
"Weeheeheehee..." Fred muttered to himself.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Don't ask me what that means. I made it out of "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" cuz my friend Bri kept getting mad at me for saying "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" so I came up with "WEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE" so I think you understand. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
All the couples so far moved to the back of the dance room, close to the stage, except for me and Legolas. We stayed near the door to welcome people in and explain what they were doing there.
Then, in came a clone of Inuyasha! He ran in and ran directly to the other Inuyasha. The girl one. Katie. They moved to the back of the room where all the other couples were.
Meg Ryan walked in with Tom Hanks just as Inuyasha and Inuyasha were starting to make themselves comfortable.
Tom immediately walked over to Kanna. Meg walked to Miroku. The new couples moved to the back.
~*~*~*~*~*~ Tom Hanks was Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump), Woody (Toy Story, Toy Story 2), Joe Fox (You've Got Mail), Chuck Noland (Castaway), and Josh Baskin (Big). That's not it, but that's all I remember. ~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~ Meg Ryan was Kathleen Kelly (You've Got Mail), Sally Albright (When Harry Met Sally, my FAVORITE MOVIE), Kate McKay (Kate and Leopold), and Anastasia (Anastasia). That's all I remember, just like dear ol' Tommy. ~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~ I just checked IMDB.com and found out that Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks have been in three movies together. That's "You've Got Mail" (the only one I've seen), "Sleepless in Seattle", and "Joe Versus the Volcano". ~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, now only Naraku, Arwen, and Shippo are left.
I turned to Legolas.
"Leggy-poo, could you go find someone for each of my good friends here?" I said as I snuggled into his chest.
"OK, Lady CI7," he said cautiously.
Legolas ran out the door really fast! YAY!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Remember - I don't know ANYTHING about Legolas except that he's an elf, he's hot, he's played by Orlando Bloom (drool), and he is a master archer. And he has two swords. That's all I know. So whether he's fast or not is unknown to me. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A few minutes later, Legolas returned with Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians).
~*~*~*~*~*~ The one played by Glenn Close, you know! ~*~*~*~*~*~
Cruella ran to Naraku like they were magnets of the opposite polarity.
"OK, that leaves Arwen and Shippo, Leggy-poo. Go!"
Legolas scattered off again. He soon returned with Matilda Wormwood (Matilda, the movie made in '96)!
~*~*~*~*~*~ Played by Mara Wilson, you know, and the father was Danny DeVito... ~*~*~*~*~*~
Matilda ran to Shippo.
"Yay!" Shippo yelled as Matilda hugged him.
"OK, Leggy-poo, just Arwen left!" I shouted to Legolas before he dashed off again.
Legolas soon returned with a clone of Miroku!
"How'd you find a clone?" I asked Legolas as the clone I just spoke of ran to a very freaked out Arwen.
"He was hanging around a bar called 'Bar for Miroku Clones Who Want to Pick Up Girls' so I figured he'd be perfect," Leggy-poo said before shrugging.
I stared at Leggy-poo for a minute before hugging him and pulling him to the back where everyone else was.
OK, here's the list now.
Me/Legolas
Miroku/Meg Ryan
Arwen/Miroku clone
Shippo/Matilda Wormwood
Inuyasha/Inuyasha clone
Inuyasha/Bri
Fluffles/Faith
Naraku/Cruella De Vil
Kanna/Tom Hanks
Kagura/Fred Weasley
Sarah/Komali
Rin/Dylan
Kouga/Britney Spears
Kagome/Alan Rickman
Sango/Jack Sparrow
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Yay! I FINALLY got this thing done... Gosh, it's been so long!
Well, I hope y'all enjoyed this chappie. It's mainly nonsense. The real dance will start sometime next chapter...
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