Uh..... I..... apologize for the long update..... uh..... *is attacked by angry mob
of long-waiting fans that want the next chappie* AAAAAAH!!!!!
Disclaimer:
Christmas List –
Xbox
LotR Xbox game
Squirrel-skin underwear (with real fur and tail attached)
Inuyasha
Heck, I can dream.....
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Chapter Six: Bad Breakups and New Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Well, my party seemed to be going ok at the moment. Weird Al was playing "Bedrock Anthem" over and over again (a planned annoyance tactic), Arwen was slapping the Miroku clone every few minutes, and I was dancing with Legolas is the funkiest way I possibly could. I felt a little weird when he started staring at my butt, but..... uh..... right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ BTW, for those who don't know, I have now read FOTR and TTT, have seen all three movies, and have read the Hobbit. YAY!!!!!!! I can now put Legolas in with less OOCness than before! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Actually, feel free to ignore that. Maybe I'll stick to OOCness, since lotsa people like to say he's obsessed with his own beauty. Uh..... Hey, any reviewers who really want to make me mad and make me trash their stories with bad reviews, just say Legolas is anything but drop-dead gorgeous. Actually, pretty is OK, but anything else..... You know. Well..... On to the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ One more note – I have looked up my Elvish name on a reliable UK website, and I will have Legolas call me that, but no one else will. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Legolas decided he was tired of watching me dance in the most insane way possible and went looking for somewhere where he could get some Lembas.
I realized he was not there about the third round of "Bedrock Anthem" after he left. I raced to the "All-Race Food and Grill" booth at the back of the room to find him munching Lembas.
"Hi!" I said as I walked to the table he was at.
"Hello, Thriwien," he said cheerily back.
"I was wondering if we should do karaoke today. Maybe we can save it for the next party."
"No, let's do it today!"
"Yay! Glad you approve, my love." I grinned widely and ran off, but not before stealing a piece of his Lembas.
~Meanwhile.....~
SLAP
SLAP
SLAP
SLAP
~Meanwhile.....~
"Stop stepping on my feet, Shippo!"
"Sorry, sorry....."
"This isn't working out. I'm leaving."
~Meanwhile on the dance floor, yet another breakup is taking place...~
"Tom?"
"Yes?"
"You stepped on my mirror again."
"Oh, I did? Sorry."
"This isn't working. Will you leave?"
"Uh..... OK."
~Meanwhile on the dance floor..... What do you know, another unfortunate break up..... sort of.....~
"FRED!"
"What????"
"You stepped on my skirt again!"
"SORRY!!!!"
"I won't take this anymore!"
"FINE!! I'll leave then!"
~Meanwhile over near the fridge.....~
"C'mon, my lovely, let's go get some rum."
"Uh, Jack, we have rum. We're drinking it."
"Oh, that's right, isn't it?"
"Hey, Jack, it looks like almost everyone else is breaking up!"
"Oh, bummer for those poor people, eh, poppet?"
"Yeah. I'm stickin' with ya', Jack."
"Blimey, poppet, you're so kind."
"Thanks, Jack. I think I'll have more rum."
~Meanwhile in a randomness area (I've run out of areas !!).....~
"Oh, Alan, you're such a good dancer!"
"Why, thank you."
"Hee hee..... Hey, look, everyone else is breaking up!"
"Hmm....."
"Alan? Are you thinking about ditching me?"
"*sigh.....* Yes....."
"*cry cry* NOOOOO!"
"Yes."
~Meanwhile, Sarah (Pipkin's awesome editor of this story from this chappy on) is breaking up with her dance partner.....~
"Uh, Komali?"
"Yes?"
"I was thinking, and..... I can't dance with a half bird who keeps stepping on my toes."
"What?"
"Well, its just.....Your kinda ugly..... and .....no offense.....but....."
"Oh, ok, I understand. I'm not wanted. Fine! I'll just go!"
"That didn't go right.....poor Komali....."
~Meanwhile......Wherever Rin is.....~
"Rin?"
"Yeah?"
"I was only dancing with you cuz my sister told me to..... Can we stop now?"
"OK."
"Cool."
"See you."
"Yeah, see you later, Rin."
~Meanwhile, a very obvious break up is taking place...~
"Meg?"
"Yeah.....?"
"Can I touch your butt?"
SLAP
~Meanwhile.....~
"Like, dude, like, why aren't you, like, dancing?"
"I told you, I don't like the way you dance."
"*gasp* YOU'RE NO FUN!!! I'M LEAVING!!!"
"Thank the powers that made this world!!!!!!"
~Meanwhile.....~
"Hey, you need a fun nickname!"
"No."
"Fluffles?"
"No."
"Fluff-i-lee-ness?"
"No."
"Uh..... Fluffli-googleygoggle?"
"NO!"
"*sniff sniff* Fine..... I'll leave then....."
"Bye!"
~Meanwhile.....~
"Inuyasha?"
"Yesh?"
"Why are you talking like that???"
"I dushnt knoo."
"You need help. Seriously."
"Hmph! I ish leaving!"
"FINE!"
~Meanwhile.....TOO MANY MEANWHILES!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!?! Sorry. Back to the story~
"NARAKU, STOP IT!!!! I WANT PUPPIES!!!!!"
"I'm giving you puppies! *turns demon puppet into cute puppy*"
"BUT I WANT THEIR FUR!!!"
"WELL, TOO BAD!!!"
"I'M LEAVING!!!!"
"OK!!!!"
~Somewhere else (notice that the word meanwhile is gone).....~
"MOVE YOUR BUTT!!!!!"
"Brianna, I AM moving! *tremble*"
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM????"
"I'm..... *shiver* scared....."
"Oh, great..... *walks away*"
~Later.....~
I watched as many of my guests exited the room. "Bedrock Anthem" was still playing in the background, the annoyance tactic apparently working. I grinned as the two clones (Inuyasha and Miroku) walked out, I smiled at Cruella's retreating bum, I giggled at Faith's upset exit, I laughed at Brianna's rolling eyes as they disappeared through the door, and I chuckled at the actors' (and actress's) feigned calm as they channeled their inner emotions to..... the inside where they "belonged." All part of the act, really.
Legolas stood up from his table a good ways away. He calmly strolled over to me. We both looked in opposite directions, and I made a cheesy comment about the weather that doesn't resurface in my memory at the moment..... Anyways, he suddenly grabbed me in a huge hug that was over as quickly as it had begun. Then, he and most of the remaining guests disappeared.
"What the-?" Sarah exclaimed.
"Mwahahaha!" I cackled. I had used my authoress magic to make most of the guests vanish to their dream rooms! Heh, heh..... I kept Jack and Sarah around, though. I need time to plan this thing; it's getting way out of hand. I did NOT plan all these breakups, believe it or not..... Heh, though I did plan what happens next..... Read on, faithful fans.....
~Later.....~
OK, Jack was NO help in planning, considering he's drunk stiff..... So he fell asleep backstage when he was supposed to be discussing a possible new annoyance tactic with Al. Sheesh.....
Sarah and I spent a lot of time planning a karaoke event. She didn't know who I was bringing in next! I had already sent Legolas off to find them!!! I decided to start a planning diary.....
~Later.....~
*In planning diary.....*
OK, Legolas is back. He told me that he was going to bring in..... some of the cast from Yu Yu Hakusho!!!! YAY!!!!!!
~Later.....~
*In diary.....*
Leggy thinks I'm cheating on him with Kurama. Yeah, right! Sarah is always talking about Kurama, it's not like I'd wanna steal her boy/man/demon.....
~Later.....~
*In diary.....*
Legolas says he knows I'm cheating on him, and he says "he found the notebook." Yeah, so Sarah wrote "Kurama" in my notebook over and over and over again! I DIDN'T WRITE IT!!!!! SARAH DID!!!!!
~Later.....~
*in diary.....*
Leggy STILL thinks I'm cheating on him..... I'm very sad.....
~Later.....~
*in diary*
Legolas says we should go on a break. We're kind of still together, but we can see other people. I don't like this at all. I'm going to avoid Kurama as much as possible during this whole thing.
~Later.....~
I checked the clock. I had started this party at around 6:15 AM. And here it was, noon already! Wow! Think how fast midnight will come!
*in diary*
As a cheer-myself-up attempt, I read four chapters of Return of the King. Just made me sadder. Legolas's name was in there once in the whole four chapters. Ridiculous, seriously. Should I tell him how bad I feel for his blocked-out-ness?
~A Short Time Later.....~
"PIPKIN!!!!! " Sarah screamed at me from a foot away. . I was daydreaming about Leggy and how bad I was feeling that things weren't working out.
"What, Sarah?" I said in a dazed manner.
"Legolas wants to talk to you," she said. "I think its something important."
"Oh, great. He probably is going to tell me he's seeing someone else. It better not be that Undomiel chick....." Great, did I really say "chick"? This grief had brought me down several levels! Not that the bar was that high in the first place, but..... yeah..... Teach a man to fish, and there's no 'I' in 'team'. Yeah.
I searched for a while and found Leggy standing in a dark corner, hidden by some vending machines that sold soda but advertised Nike shoes..... Anyway, he didn't look happy. He didn't look anything but tired, really. I asked him what was wrong. He was silent for a while, but he soon replied,
"When is midnight going to come?"
"Why do you want to know?" I asked cautiously.
"Hey, I'm asking the questions, Thriwien," he snapped.
"Answer mine and I'll stop asking."
"Because..... I want to kiss you when the countdown is over."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I know, you're all wondering, "Since when is this a romance fic?" Well, I just wanted to insert some non-humor nonsense in here. If you're against that, go ahead and stop reading. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Re-Really?" I stuttered.
"Well, yes."
I nearly fainted!
"Does this mean we're off our break?" I inquired.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I love that word, "inquired." It gives off an attitude of "hey this person has good vocabulary." By the way, did any of you know that "typo" is short for "typographical error"? ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Uh..... Yes?"
"But.....?"
"Uh, no 'but's, Thriwien. I love you."
This time, I DID faint.
~Meanwhile.....~
"Jack??????"
"Blimey, poppet, what are you doing here?"
"Uh, I came looking for you. I was worried!"
"You, worrying about me?"
"Yeah. Duh."
"Blimey, poppet, you're so kind."
"You've said that before!"
"I have, haven't I?"
"Yeah."
"Where am I, by the way?"
"Backstage."
"Oh."
Strong but feminine arms lifted Jack up from the ground and gently tossed him onto equally strong but feminine shoulders. The girl (you all know who) carried Jack away to a bunk bed, where she put him on the bottom, and she climbed up top.
~Later.....~
I awoke to the sound of sweet music from a piano and an Elvish voice singing sweet nonsense (well, it's nonsense to me). Legolas had obviously taken me to the room I had created especially for us, the one that I added on to the second floor. I wiggled around on the burgundy sheets of my side of the bed, and grasped at the empty pillow on the emerald side. Well, he must be either up here playing my piano or downstairs playing Mom and Dad's piano. By the way, where did my parents go? They've been missing this whole time! They must've gone off to their own parties or something.
The music came to a slow stop and I wondered what Leggy must be doing. I couldn't hear footsteps (you never can with him.....). I assumed he must be walking up the stairs, considering he wasn't by my side yet.
"Thriwien, you're awake!" I hear his voice at the door. He rushed quickly to where I lay, and I looked up at him with still-tired eyes.
"Leggy," I said in a babyish voice, "I think I need a nap."
"Alright then, Thriwien. You get some rest so you can stay up to midnight with me."
"Un-kay, Leggy-poo....." I said as I drifted to the land of dreams.....
~Later.....~
"PIPKIN!!!!!!!"
"Not again....."
"WHERE ARE YOU??????" Sarah's high voice called from downstairs.
"In my room!" I shouted back.
I heard Sarah's angry stomps ascending the stairs. She thrust open the cream-colored door and screamed at me about not telling her Kurama was coming and some other junk. I yawned every three words she said, but she didn't seem to notice. About halfway into her ranting, I drifted into DreamWorld again. I was asleep when Legolas came in and shut Sarah up for me.
~Later.....~
Well, I had awoken to French toast, heavy on the strawberry jam, light on the maple syrup. Yum. I ate happily while listening to Legolas play one of my favorite piano pieces – Sea Piece, by Edward MacDowell. It's not often I get to hear someone else play a song that I have played myself, and I greatly enjoyed it.
*in diary*
Shortest break ever recorded in history, I guess. Leggy and I are back together officially and he just did some of the most wonderful things any boyfriend of mine could possibly do! He played my favorite piano song ever, and he gave me my favorite kind of French toast! YAY!!!!
~Later.....~
Finally, we get back to the party! You readers were probably like "OH, GOSH, THIS GIRL IS NUTS!!!! GET BACK TO THE FRIGGIN' PARTY!!!!!" Well, here we are!
A karaoke stage was set up, and very ready at that. The guests all walked in, and found the room to be changed completely. Now, it was like a clearing in a forest. The floor was real grass, and there was a three-foot layer of trees against most of the walls. The only gaps were for the door and the Food and Grill, and the stage of course. Legolas and I were the first ones in. Legolas grinned at me when we entered, and I just blushed.
Jack and Sango came in last of all, and both were drunk out of their minds. I decided they both needed naps. I used my authoress magic to move them back to their bunk bed.
The karaoke section of the party needed to begin, but most of the guests had no one to dance with! The Yu Yu Hakusho people weren't there yet, though, so we just waited a bit.....
Suddenly, in burst Kurama, Yusuke, Boton, Hiei, and Kuwabara!
Sarah at first looked like she was gonna faint with joy, but Kurama looked her way, and she blushed and turned away.
Arwen sighed and shook her head, wondering what has become of my previously great mind.
Legolas stood next to me silently. I wondered what he must be thinking. Hopefully about me.....
Yusuke looked around, obviously confused, then started talking in the kinda stupid way he does,
"Looks like we're at a party! Don't tell me that you started without me!"
Hiei obviously looked like he was one who didn't favor parties, and Kurama just stared calmly, like he always does (Sarah: Gawd he's so pretty and calm!!).
And thus the party continued. Yusuke tried to find someone to dance with, while Boton decided to try to accomplish an impossible feat: Cheering up Sesshy (that's Sarah's nickname for Sesshomaru – blame Sarah for any suckiness in this chappie). While Boton tried to do this, Kuwabara was doing the same thing as Yusuke: looking for a cute girl to dance with. Hiei and Kurama leaned against the wall, watching. So I decided to get them to actually do something.
"HIIII!!!" I surprised them, because Kurama looked kinda surprised (he looks cute when he's surprised!) and Hiei was like,
"Who the heck is she, and why is she here?" I told them to find someone to dance with and have some fun. They left, Hiei muttering "Oh, I'll have some fun alright....." However, both found partners. Hiei picked Arwen, seeing her to be weak minded. Why this matters I'll tell you later..... However, Kurama knew who he was dancing with. As he made his way to her, Katie found him.
"OMG you're Kurama! You must dance with me!!!"
"This may.....not be good....." In his attempt to escape from the sugar high Katie, he used the walls as a way of escaping quickly. He landed next to his real partner, and asked if she would dance with him. She blushed madly, accepted, and fainted.
~Meanwhile...~
"Hmmm...She looks kinda like Kayko. I think I'll dance with her." Yusuke said as he looked at Kagome. Inuyasha, sighting that Kagome had no partner, walked over at the same time as Yusuke.
(the following they both said at the same time)
"Will you dance with me?"
"I asked her first!"
"Wanna take this outside?" Inuyasha challenged.
"Why not keep it inside, Dog boy? I'm perfectly fine fighting in here!" Yusuke replied.
I approached the two, with Kagome looking confused.
"Ok, if you're gonna fight, fight in here!" and I used my authoress magic to take them to a shed filled with trees and plants.
After a while, watching them got pretty boring. So I took everybody back to the dance room quietly, wondering how long it would take them to notice that we had left. When we got there, ??? woke up (Kurama had been carrying her: how cute!). However, I noticed Hiei over in the corner, floating, holding his bandana up, and that his Jagan was glowing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* FYI the Jagan is Hiei's third eye, which he usually keeps concealed behind his bandana. (And, again, blame Sarah for crappiness) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I then saw Arwen walking around the room like she was sleepwalking. I snuck through the crowd, pulled back Hiei's bandana, and let it smack into his Jagan. He fell to the floor, clutching his forehead (that must've hurt!).
"Hiei, stop controlling Arwen! This is my party, and you are not to control people with your third eye!"
Arwen had just now approached us. "You think that I didn't know what you were doing to me? You idiotic person-demon- whatever you are!" She yelled, and smacked Hiei.
Yay Arwen!!
~Later.....~
Kuwabara, having found no girl to dance with, went over to Kagome and asked her. She accepted, even though he was the ugliest person on the dance floor.
~Meanwhile.....~
"Come on, Fluffy! Cheer up! Dance!"
"No."
"I am the grim reaper and if you don't cheer up soon, those smart-mouth lips are going to find themselves detached from your face!"
"I'm still not dancing."
"GRRRRRR!!!! UGH! It's no use! You can chop off your own head for all I care! Ugh!"
In case you were wondering who's dancing with who presently, I'll tell you.
Kuwabara/Kagome
???/ Kurama
Me/ still Leggy
Jack/Sango (even though they're both majorly drunk)
And here are the people without dance partners.
Miroku
Hiei
Boton
Yusuke
Inuyasha
Katie
Arwen
Shippo
Fluffy
Naraku
Kanna
Kagura
Rin
Kouga
~Later.....~
Now that I'm writing without the watchful eye of my editor, Sarah, I can "scribble" on my "art". Kanna, Kagura, Kouga, Rin, and Naraku are all leaving. *erase, erase*. Heh, heh, now they're gone!
ON WITH THE SUCKY STORY!!!
(the following was written completely by Sarah, but I edited it, and wrote my own note at the end)
~In the forest-room~
Inuyasha and Yusuke have resorted to beating each other with branches like cartoon characters.
"I'm dancing with Kagome!"
"No, I'm Dancing with her, Dog Boy!"
"....."
"Hey, Kagome, Don't cha want to dance with me? I'm not half dumb like that guy- Hey wait..... Where is everybody?"
"They probably got bored and went away."
"I'm still gonna dance with her. First one to Kagome gets to dance with her!"
"That's an empty threat. You know I'm going to win."
~Meanwhile~
"You're really pretty."
"Um, thanks?"
"I hope Inu and Urameshi don't come bursting in anytime soon."
Just then, Inuyasha and Yusuke bursted in.
~*~*~*~*~(Sarah) Gawd, I love doing that..... ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Get away from her, Kuwabara!"
"Yeah, ugly gay person!"
Inu and Yusuke chased Kuwabara into a white room with a closet at the back of it. Kuwabara was still holding Kagome's hand. He pulled her into the closet.
"Ummm.....Kuwabara? Can I get out of here?"
"Ok, I'm gonna extend my spirit sword on three."
"Where'd he go?"
"1"
"In that closet, Dog boy!"
"2"
"Come on, first one to kill him gets to dance with Kagome!"
"3!"
An orangish glowing thing shot out of the closet, spearing Inuyasha. He slammed into the wall, leaving blood everywhere. Since the room was white, it stained the wall and floor where he had hit it. Kagome got out of the closet.
"Oh Inuyasha!....he's not dead. But he horribly stained the walls and floor. Oh, look at the pretty color of his blood...This room needs to be painted anyway."
She grabbed a handful of Inuyasha's blood and started painting the room with it.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ALL SARAH'S IDEAS, NOT MINE! SHE DOES NOT WRITE AS WELL AS ME! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"There. All done."
Yusuke was just standing there, thinking, "Why did I want to dance with her again??". Then Yusuke and all of the other people from Yu Yu Hakusho disappeared. NOOOO!!!! They kicked Yu Yu Hakusho off the air.....AND REPLACED IT WITH DBZ! GRRRRRR!!! So now what? Hmm, guess I'll have to bring in some more special guests..... But wait! Kurama can't leave yet! I used my Authoress magic and made him come back here.
"Huh? Why am I back here?"
"You need to turn into Yoko Kurama and dance with Sarah!"
".....Ok."
There. Now all is right with the world. I'm gonna bring in some more guests now.
~Meanwhile~
"OMG! Yoko Kurama! You have to dance with me!" Inuyasha/Katie screamed.
Instead of running, Yoko just killed her.
Bad Yoko!
"Who is that?"
It's Pipkin (nuh-uh, it's Sarah). Why did you kill Katie?
"She was bugging me."
Well nothing can really be done about it, I guess..... Just don't kill off any more of my guests!
~Meanwhile~
Sarah is now dancing with Yoko Kurama, Inuyasha with Kagome, a drunk Jack with Sango, and me with Leggy. That still leaves four people without dance partners. Now we have.....12 PEOPLE?!?! Wow. I wasn't counting on that. But that will be fixed!
All of a sudden, Sonic comes speeding in and crashes into the snack table, tipping over the chips and making the chip bowl fall on his head. And those chips tasted the best! Tails and Cream flew in, accompanied by Cheese the chao, and after them came in Knuckles.
"Ow.....Mmm! These chips are good!"
"Yay, now we have enough people! (not that 16 is enough, but at least its better than 12)"
"So what now?" Leggy asked. "Is it time for Karaoke yet?"
"That's a great idea Leggy! Karaoke time, everybody!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The first thing I do next chapter is wish away (or kill) the Sonic people.
I am extremely sorry for the long update time. My grades were falling rapidly, and I had a short time to raise them again.
Melinyel (I love you, in Quenya), my sweet reviewers!
Disclaimer:
Christmas List –
Xbox
LotR Xbox game
Squirrel-skin underwear (with real fur and tail attached)
Inuyasha
Heck, I can dream.....
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Chapter Six: Bad Breakups and New Boyfriends/Girlfriends
Well, my party seemed to be going ok at the moment. Weird Al was playing "Bedrock Anthem" over and over again (a planned annoyance tactic), Arwen was slapping the Miroku clone every few minutes, and I was dancing with Legolas is the funkiest way I possibly could. I felt a little weird when he started staring at my butt, but..... uh..... right.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ BTW, for those who don't know, I have now read FOTR and TTT, have seen all three movies, and have read the Hobbit. YAY!!!!!!! I can now put Legolas in with less OOCness than before! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Actually, feel free to ignore that. Maybe I'll stick to OOCness, since lotsa people like to say he's obsessed with his own beauty. Uh..... Hey, any reviewers who really want to make me mad and make me trash their stories with bad reviews, just say Legolas is anything but drop-dead gorgeous. Actually, pretty is OK, but anything else..... You know. Well..... On to the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ One more note – I have looked up my Elvish name on a reliable UK website, and I will have Legolas call me that, but no one else will. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Legolas decided he was tired of watching me dance in the most insane way possible and went looking for somewhere where he could get some Lembas.
I realized he was not there about the third round of "Bedrock Anthem" after he left. I raced to the "All-Race Food and Grill" booth at the back of the room to find him munching Lembas.
"Hi!" I said as I walked to the table he was at.
"Hello, Thriwien," he said cheerily back.
"I was wondering if we should do karaoke today. Maybe we can save it for the next party."
"No, let's do it today!"
"Yay! Glad you approve, my love." I grinned widely and ran off, but not before stealing a piece of his Lembas.
~Meanwhile.....~
SLAP
SLAP
SLAP
SLAP
~Meanwhile.....~
"Stop stepping on my feet, Shippo!"
"Sorry, sorry....."
"This isn't working out. I'm leaving."
~Meanwhile on the dance floor, yet another breakup is taking place...~
"Tom?"
"Yes?"
"You stepped on my mirror again."
"Oh, I did? Sorry."
"This isn't working. Will you leave?"
"Uh..... OK."
~Meanwhile on the dance floor..... What do you know, another unfortunate break up..... sort of.....~
"FRED!"
"What????"
"You stepped on my skirt again!"
"SORRY!!!!"
"I won't take this anymore!"
"FINE!! I'll leave then!"
~Meanwhile over near the fridge.....~
"C'mon, my lovely, let's go get some rum."
"Uh, Jack, we have rum. We're drinking it."
"Oh, that's right, isn't it?"
"Hey, Jack, it looks like almost everyone else is breaking up!"
"Oh, bummer for those poor people, eh, poppet?"
"Yeah. I'm stickin' with ya', Jack."
"Blimey, poppet, you're so kind."
"Thanks, Jack. I think I'll have more rum."
~Meanwhile in a randomness area (I've run out of areas !!).....~
"Oh, Alan, you're such a good dancer!"
"Why, thank you."
"Hee hee..... Hey, look, everyone else is breaking up!"
"Hmm....."
"Alan? Are you thinking about ditching me?"
"*sigh.....* Yes....."
"*cry cry* NOOOOO!"
"Yes."
~Meanwhile, Sarah (Pipkin's awesome editor of this story from this chappy on) is breaking up with her dance partner.....~
"Uh, Komali?"
"Yes?"
"I was thinking, and..... I can't dance with a half bird who keeps stepping on my toes."
"What?"
"Well, its just.....Your kinda ugly..... and .....no offense.....but....."
"Oh, ok, I understand. I'm not wanted. Fine! I'll just go!"
"That didn't go right.....poor Komali....."
~Meanwhile......Wherever Rin is.....~
"Rin?"
"Yeah?"
"I was only dancing with you cuz my sister told me to..... Can we stop now?"
"OK."
"Cool."
"See you."
"Yeah, see you later, Rin."
~Meanwhile, a very obvious break up is taking place...~
"Meg?"
"Yeah.....?"
"Can I touch your butt?"
SLAP
~Meanwhile.....~
"Like, dude, like, why aren't you, like, dancing?"
"I told you, I don't like the way you dance."
"*gasp* YOU'RE NO FUN!!! I'M LEAVING!!!"
"Thank the powers that made this world!!!!!!"
~Meanwhile.....~
"Hey, you need a fun nickname!"
"No."
"Fluffles?"
"No."
"Fluff-i-lee-ness?"
"No."
"Uh..... Fluffli-googleygoggle?"
"NO!"
"*sniff sniff* Fine..... I'll leave then....."
"Bye!"
~Meanwhile.....~
"Inuyasha?"
"Yesh?"
"Why are you talking like that???"
"I dushnt knoo."
"You need help. Seriously."
"Hmph! I ish leaving!"
"FINE!"
~Meanwhile.....TOO MANY MEANWHILES!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!?!?! Sorry. Back to the story~
"NARAKU, STOP IT!!!! I WANT PUPPIES!!!!!"
"I'm giving you puppies! *turns demon puppet into cute puppy*"
"BUT I WANT THEIR FUR!!!"
"WELL, TOO BAD!!!"
"I'M LEAVING!!!!"
"OK!!!!"
~Somewhere else (notice that the word meanwhile is gone).....~
"MOVE YOUR BUTT!!!!!"
"Brianna, I AM moving! *tremble*"
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM????"
"I'm..... *shiver* scared....."
"Oh, great..... *walks away*"
~Later.....~
I watched as many of my guests exited the room. "Bedrock Anthem" was still playing in the background, the annoyance tactic apparently working. I grinned as the two clones (Inuyasha and Miroku) walked out, I smiled at Cruella's retreating bum, I giggled at Faith's upset exit, I laughed at Brianna's rolling eyes as they disappeared through the door, and I chuckled at the actors' (and actress's) feigned calm as they channeled their inner emotions to..... the inside where they "belonged." All part of the act, really.
Legolas stood up from his table a good ways away. He calmly strolled over to me. We both looked in opposite directions, and I made a cheesy comment about the weather that doesn't resurface in my memory at the moment..... Anyways, he suddenly grabbed me in a huge hug that was over as quickly as it had begun. Then, he and most of the remaining guests disappeared.
"What the-?" Sarah exclaimed.
"Mwahahaha!" I cackled. I had used my authoress magic to make most of the guests vanish to their dream rooms! Heh, heh..... I kept Jack and Sarah around, though. I need time to plan this thing; it's getting way out of hand. I did NOT plan all these breakups, believe it or not..... Heh, though I did plan what happens next..... Read on, faithful fans.....
~Later.....~
OK, Jack was NO help in planning, considering he's drunk stiff..... So he fell asleep backstage when he was supposed to be discussing a possible new annoyance tactic with Al. Sheesh.....
Sarah and I spent a lot of time planning a karaoke event. She didn't know who I was bringing in next! I had already sent Legolas off to find them!!! I decided to start a planning diary.....
~Later.....~
*In planning diary.....*
OK, Legolas is back. He told me that he was going to bring in..... some of the cast from Yu Yu Hakusho!!!! YAY!!!!!!
~Later.....~
*In diary.....*
Leggy thinks I'm cheating on him with Kurama. Yeah, right! Sarah is always talking about Kurama, it's not like I'd wanna steal her boy/man/demon.....
~Later.....~
*In diary.....*
Legolas says he knows I'm cheating on him, and he says "he found the notebook." Yeah, so Sarah wrote "Kurama" in my notebook over and over and over again! I DIDN'T WRITE IT!!!!! SARAH DID!!!!!
~Later.....~
*in diary.....*
Leggy STILL thinks I'm cheating on him..... I'm very sad.....
~Later.....~
*in diary*
Legolas says we should go on a break. We're kind of still together, but we can see other people. I don't like this at all. I'm going to avoid Kurama as much as possible during this whole thing.
~Later.....~
I checked the clock. I had started this party at around 6:15 AM. And here it was, noon already! Wow! Think how fast midnight will come!
*in diary*
As a cheer-myself-up attempt, I read four chapters of Return of the King. Just made me sadder. Legolas's name was in there once in the whole four chapters. Ridiculous, seriously. Should I tell him how bad I feel for his blocked-out-ness?
~A Short Time Later.....~
"PIPKIN!!!!! " Sarah screamed at me from a foot away. . I was daydreaming about Leggy and how bad I was feeling that things weren't working out.
"What, Sarah?" I said in a dazed manner.
"Legolas wants to talk to you," she said. "I think its something important."
"Oh, great. He probably is going to tell me he's seeing someone else. It better not be that Undomiel chick....." Great, did I really say "chick"? This grief had brought me down several levels! Not that the bar was that high in the first place, but..... yeah..... Teach a man to fish, and there's no 'I' in 'team'. Yeah.
I searched for a while and found Leggy standing in a dark corner, hidden by some vending machines that sold soda but advertised Nike shoes..... Anyway, he didn't look happy. He didn't look anything but tired, really. I asked him what was wrong. He was silent for a while, but he soon replied,
"When is midnight going to come?"
"Why do you want to know?" I asked cautiously.
"Hey, I'm asking the questions, Thriwien," he snapped.
"Answer mine and I'll stop asking."
"Because..... I want to kiss you when the countdown is over."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I know, you're all wondering, "Since when is this a romance fic?" Well, I just wanted to insert some non-humor nonsense in here. If you're against that, go ahead and stop reading. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Re-Really?" I stuttered.
"Well, yes."
I nearly fainted!
"Does this mean we're off our break?" I inquired.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I love that word, "inquired." It gives off an attitude of "hey this person has good vocabulary." By the way, did any of you know that "typo" is short for "typographical error"? ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Uh..... Yes?"
"But.....?"
"Uh, no 'but's, Thriwien. I love you."
This time, I DID faint.
~Meanwhile.....~
"Jack??????"
"Blimey, poppet, what are you doing here?"
"Uh, I came looking for you. I was worried!"
"You, worrying about me?"
"Yeah. Duh."
"Blimey, poppet, you're so kind."
"You've said that before!"
"I have, haven't I?"
"Yeah."
"Where am I, by the way?"
"Backstage."
"Oh."
Strong but feminine arms lifted Jack up from the ground and gently tossed him onto equally strong but feminine shoulders. The girl (you all know who) carried Jack away to a bunk bed, where she put him on the bottom, and she climbed up top.
~Later.....~
I awoke to the sound of sweet music from a piano and an Elvish voice singing sweet nonsense (well, it's nonsense to me). Legolas had obviously taken me to the room I had created especially for us, the one that I added on to the second floor. I wiggled around on the burgundy sheets of my side of the bed, and grasped at the empty pillow on the emerald side. Well, he must be either up here playing my piano or downstairs playing Mom and Dad's piano. By the way, where did my parents go? They've been missing this whole time! They must've gone off to their own parties or something.
The music came to a slow stop and I wondered what Leggy must be doing. I couldn't hear footsteps (you never can with him.....). I assumed he must be walking up the stairs, considering he wasn't by my side yet.
"Thriwien, you're awake!" I hear his voice at the door. He rushed quickly to where I lay, and I looked up at him with still-tired eyes.
"Leggy," I said in a babyish voice, "I think I need a nap."
"Alright then, Thriwien. You get some rest so you can stay up to midnight with me."
"Un-kay, Leggy-poo....." I said as I drifted to the land of dreams.....
~Later.....~
"PIPKIN!!!!!!!"
"Not again....."
"WHERE ARE YOU??????" Sarah's high voice called from downstairs.
"In my room!" I shouted back.
I heard Sarah's angry stomps ascending the stairs. She thrust open the cream-colored door and screamed at me about not telling her Kurama was coming and some other junk. I yawned every three words she said, but she didn't seem to notice. About halfway into her ranting, I drifted into DreamWorld again. I was asleep when Legolas came in and shut Sarah up for me.
~Later.....~
Well, I had awoken to French toast, heavy on the strawberry jam, light on the maple syrup. Yum. I ate happily while listening to Legolas play one of my favorite piano pieces – Sea Piece, by Edward MacDowell. It's not often I get to hear someone else play a song that I have played myself, and I greatly enjoyed it.
*in diary*
Shortest break ever recorded in history, I guess. Leggy and I are back together officially and he just did some of the most wonderful things any boyfriend of mine could possibly do! He played my favorite piano song ever, and he gave me my favorite kind of French toast! YAY!!!!
~Later.....~
Finally, we get back to the party! You readers were probably like "OH, GOSH, THIS GIRL IS NUTS!!!! GET BACK TO THE FRIGGIN' PARTY!!!!!" Well, here we are!
A karaoke stage was set up, and very ready at that. The guests all walked in, and found the room to be changed completely. Now, it was like a clearing in a forest. The floor was real grass, and there was a three-foot layer of trees against most of the walls. The only gaps were for the door and the Food and Grill, and the stage of course. Legolas and I were the first ones in. Legolas grinned at me when we entered, and I just blushed.
Jack and Sango came in last of all, and both were drunk out of their minds. I decided they both needed naps. I used my authoress magic to move them back to their bunk bed.
The karaoke section of the party needed to begin, but most of the guests had no one to dance with! The Yu Yu Hakusho people weren't there yet, though, so we just waited a bit.....
Suddenly, in burst Kurama, Yusuke, Boton, Hiei, and Kuwabara!
Sarah at first looked like she was gonna faint with joy, but Kurama looked her way, and she blushed and turned away.
Arwen sighed and shook her head, wondering what has become of my previously great mind.
Legolas stood next to me silently. I wondered what he must be thinking. Hopefully about me.....
Yusuke looked around, obviously confused, then started talking in the kinda stupid way he does,
"Looks like we're at a party! Don't tell me that you started without me!"
Hiei obviously looked like he was one who didn't favor parties, and Kurama just stared calmly, like he always does (Sarah: Gawd he's so pretty and calm!!).
And thus the party continued. Yusuke tried to find someone to dance with, while Boton decided to try to accomplish an impossible feat: Cheering up Sesshy (that's Sarah's nickname for Sesshomaru – blame Sarah for any suckiness in this chappie). While Boton tried to do this, Kuwabara was doing the same thing as Yusuke: looking for a cute girl to dance with. Hiei and Kurama leaned against the wall, watching. So I decided to get them to actually do something.
"HIIII!!!" I surprised them, because Kurama looked kinda surprised (he looks cute when he's surprised!) and Hiei was like,
"Who the heck is she, and why is she here?" I told them to find someone to dance with and have some fun. They left, Hiei muttering "Oh, I'll have some fun alright....." However, both found partners. Hiei picked Arwen, seeing her to be weak minded. Why this matters I'll tell you later..... However, Kurama knew who he was dancing with. As he made his way to her, Katie found him.
"OMG you're Kurama! You must dance with me!!!"
"This may.....not be good....." In his attempt to escape from the sugar high Katie, he used the walls as a way of escaping quickly. He landed next to his real partner, and asked if she would dance with him. She blushed madly, accepted, and fainted.
~Meanwhile...~
"Hmmm...She looks kinda like Kayko. I think I'll dance with her." Yusuke said as he looked at Kagome. Inuyasha, sighting that Kagome had no partner, walked over at the same time as Yusuke.
(the following they both said at the same time)
"Will you dance with me?"
"I asked her first!"
"Wanna take this outside?" Inuyasha challenged.
"Why not keep it inside, Dog boy? I'm perfectly fine fighting in here!" Yusuke replied.
I approached the two, with Kagome looking confused.
"Ok, if you're gonna fight, fight in here!" and I used my authoress magic to take them to a shed filled with trees and plants.
After a while, watching them got pretty boring. So I took everybody back to the dance room quietly, wondering how long it would take them to notice that we had left. When we got there, ??? woke up (Kurama had been carrying her: how cute!). However, I noticed Hiei over in the corner, floating, holding his bandana up, and that his Jagan was glowing.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* FYI the Jagan is Hiei's third eye, which he usually keeps concealed behind his bandana. (And, again, blame Sarah for crappiness) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I then saw Arwen walking around the room like she was sleepwalking. I snuck through the crowd, pulled back Hiei's bandana, and let it smack into his Jagan. He fell to the floor, clutching his forehead (that must've hurt!).
"Hiei, stop controlling Arwen! This is my party, and you are not to control people with your third eye!"
Arwen had just now approached us. "You think that I didn't know what you were doing to me? You idiotic person-demon- whatever you are!" She yelled, and smacked Hiei.
Yay Arwen!!
~Later.....~
Kuwabara, having found no girl to dance with, went over to Kagome and asked her. She accepted, even though he was the ugliest person on the dance floor.
~Meanwhile.....~
"Come on, Fluffy! Cheer up! Dance!"
"No."
"I am the grim reaper and if you don't cheer up soon, those smart-mouth lips are going to find themselves detached from your face!"
"I'm still not dancing."
"GRRRRRR!!!! UGH! It's no use! You can chop off your own head for all I care! Ugh!"
In case you were wondering who's dancing with who presently, I'll tell you.
Kuwabara/Kagome
???/ Kurama
Me/ still Leggy
Jack/Sango (even though they're both majorly drunk)
And here are the people without dance partners.
Miroku
Hiei
Boton
Yusuke
Inuyasha
Katie
Arwen
Shippo
Fluffy
Naraku
Kanna
Kagura
Rin
Kouga
~Later.....~
Now that I'm writing without the watchful eye of my editor, Sarah, I can "scribble" on my "art". Kanna, Kagura, Kouga, Rin, and Naraku are all leaving. *erase, erase*. Heh, heh, now they're gone!
ON WITH THE SUCKY STORY!!!
(the following was written completely by Sarah, but I edited it, and wrote my own note at the end)
~In the forest-room~
Inuyasha and Yusuke have resorted to beating each other with branches like cartoon characters.
"I'm dancing with Kagome!"
"No, I'm Dancing with her, Dog Boy!"
"....."
"Hey, Kagome, Don't cha want to dance with me? I'm not half dumb like that guy- Hey wait..... Where is everybody?"
"They probably got bored and went away."
"I'm still gonna dance with her. First one to Kagome gets to dance with her!"
"That's an empty threat. You know I'm going to win."
~Meanwhile~
"You're really pretty."
"Um, thanks?"
"I hope Inu and Urameshi don't come bursting in anytime soon."
Just then, Inuyasha and Yusuke bursted in.
~*~*~*~*~(Sarah) Gawd, I love doing that..... ~*~*~*~*~*~
"Get away from her, Kuwabara!"
"Yeah, ugly gay person!"
Inu and Yusuke chased Kuwabara into a white room with a closet at the back of it. Kuwabara was still holding Kagome's hand. He pulled her into the closet.
"Ummm.....Kuwabara? Can I get out of here?"
"Ok, I'm gonna extend my spirit sword on three."
"Where'd he go?"
"1"
"In that closet, Dog boy!"
"2"
"Come on, first one to kill him gets to dance with Kagome!"
"3!"
An orangish glowing thing shot out of the closet, spearing Inuyasha. He slammed into the wall, leaving blood everywhere. Since the room was white, it stained the wall and floor where he had hit it. Kagome got out of the closet.
"Oh Inuyasha!....he's not dead. But he horribly stained the walls and floor. Oh, look at the pretty color of his blood...This room needs to be painted anyway."
She grabbed a handful of Inuyasha's blood and started painting the room with it.
~*~*~*~*~*~ ALL SARAH'S IDEAS, NOT MINE! SHE DOES NOT WRITE AS WELL AS ME! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"There. All done."
Yusuke was just standing there, thinking, "Why did I want to dance with her again??". Then Yusuke and all of the other people from Yu Yu Hakusho disappeared. NOOOO!!!! They kicked Yu Yu Hakusho off the air.....AND REPLACED IT WITH DBZ! GRRRRRR!!! So now what? Hmm, guess I'll have to bring in some more special guests..... But wait! Kurama can't leave yet! I used my Authoress magic and made him come back here.
"Huh? Why am I back here?"
"You need to turn into Yoko Kurama and dance with Sarah!"
".....Ok."
There. Now all is right with the world. I'm gonna bring in some more guests now.
~Meanwhile~
"OMG! Yoko Kurama! You have to dance with me!" Inuyasha/Katie screamed.
Instead of running, Yoko just killed her.
Bad Yoko!
"Who is that?"
It's Pipkin (nuh-uh, it's Sarah). Why did you kill Katie?
"She was bugging me."
Well nothing can really be done about it, I guess..... Just don't kill off any more of my guests!
~Meanwhile~
Sarah is now dancing with Yoko Kurama, Inuyasha with Kagome, a drunk Jack with Sango, and me with Leggy. That still leaves four people without dance partners. Now we have.....12 PEOPLE?!?! Wow. I wasn't counting on that. But that will be fixed!
All of a sudden, Sonic comes speeding in and crashes into the snack table, tipping over the chips and making the chip bowl fall on his head. And those chips tasted the best! Tails and Cream flew in, accompanied by Cheese the chao, and after them came in Knuckles.
"Ow.....Mmm! These chips are good!"
"Yay, now we have enough people! (not that 16 is enough, but at least its better than 12)"
"So what now?" Leggy asked. "Is it time for Karaoke yet?"
"That's a great idea Leggy! Karaoke time, everybody!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The first thing I do next chapter is wish away (or kill) the Sonic people.
I am extremely sorry for the long update time. My grades were falling rapidly, and I had a short time to raise them again.
Melinyel (I love you, in Quenya), my sweet reviewers!