OK, hopefully this one will be a shorter update time, and a shorter
chapter.....
That last chapter was LONG!
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I can't come up with a creative disclaimer, so.....
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Chapter Seven: Getting Rid of Sonic Annoyances
Sonic and company were trashing my party.
I finally screamed.
In Elvish.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I have a little bit of Sindarin and some Quenya I can use..... I'm just going to use Sindarin in this story, though. Plus, I have finished the Return of the King (book)! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"DARO!! DARO DARO DARO!!!!!!"
Legolas immediately stopped trying to pry Amy off of Sonic.
Everyone else had no clue what I said.
I finally realized I had screamed in Elvish instead of English, so I said it again.
"STOP!! STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"OK, Legolas, get your bow."
Legolas looked around, possibly panicking in his head, thinking there has to be another Legolas in the room. He grabbed his bow, though, and readied an arrow.
"Legolas, shoot all the Sonic characters in the story."
"OK, not a problem," Legolas said with a shrug.
~A few minutes later.....~
"OK, everyone, help clean up this bloody mess."
I had to talk with Legolas.
He started walking towards the exit, dragging a black plastic bag containing Sonic's dead hedgehog body.
"Legolas!" I called.
He sighed and turned around. "What is it, Thriwien?"
"Why did you shoot them all with ten arrows? You could've easily kept it down to three each."
"I thought you wanted more gore."
I sat and pondered this for a moment.
"Good point, Leggy-poo. I forgot that. Thank you, then."
"Uh..... Any time?"
I blinked and walked off to prepare the karaoke stage.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Shortest chappie in the story, I know. Two pages.
Well, it was a shorter update time than the last one!
^_^
THREE CHAPS IN ONE DAY TOTAL!!! My new fic, this fic, and this fic again!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW REVIEW OR I SHALL BURY THE DEAD SONIC PEOPLE IN YOUR BACKYARD AND THEN MOVE THEM BUT ONLY THE HEADSTONES SO THE DEAD BODIES WILL COME UP IN THE RAIN AND SCARE THE HECK OUTTA YOU JUST LIKE IN POLTERGEIST!!!!
*stops to catch breath*
That last chapter was LONG!
Disclaimer:
I can't come up with a creative disclaimer, so.....
INSERT DISCLAIMER HERE
Feel free to give me disclaimer suggestions in your reviews!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Seven: Getting Rid of Sonic Annoyances
Sonic and company were trashing my party.
I finally screamed.
In Elvish.
~*~*~*~*~*~ I have a little bit of Sindarin and some Quenya I can use..... I'm just going to use Sindarin in this story, though. Plus, I have finished the Return of the King (book)! ~*~*~*~*~*~
"DARO!! DARO DARO DARO!!!!!!"
Legolas immediately stopped trying to pry Amy off of Sonic.
Everyone else had no clue what I said.
I finally realized I had screamed in Elvish instead of English, so I said it again.
"STOP!! STOP STOP STOP!!!!!!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"OK, Legolas, get your bow."
Legolas looked around, possibly panicking in his head, thinking there has to be another Legolas in the room. He grabbed his bow, though, and readied an arrow.
"Legolas, shoot all the Sonic characters in the story."
"OK, not a problem," Legolas said with a shrug.
~A few minutes later.....~
"OK, everyone, help clean up this bloody mess."
I had to talk with Legolas.
He started walking towards the exit, dragging a black plastic bag containing Sonic's dead hedgehog body.
"Legolas!" I called.
He sighed and turned around. "What is it, Thriwien?"
"Why did you shoot them all with ten arrows? You could've easily kept it down to three each."
"I thought you wanted more gore."
I sat and pondered this for a moment.
"Good point, Leggy-poo. I forgot that. Thank you, then."
"Uh..... Any time?"
I blinked and walked off to prepare the karaoke stage.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Shortest chappie in the story, I know. Two pages.
Well, it was a shorter update time than the last one!
^_^
THREE CHAPS IN ONE DAY TOTAL!!! My new fic, this fic, and this fic again!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW REVIEW OR I SHALL BURY THE DEAD SONIC PEOPLE IN YOUR BACKYARD AND THEN MOVE THEM BUT ONLY THE HEADSTONES SO THE DEAD BODIES WILL COME UP IN THE RAIN AND SCARE THE HECK OUTTA YOU JUST LIKE IN POLTERGEIST!!!!
*stops to catch breath*