Chapter Two
"Interview with the Professors"
Scene: "Not in book"
Characters: Quirrell, McGonagall, Flitwick, Binns, Sprout,
Snape, Hooch, Pince, and Pomfrey.
Interviewer: hello, beloved Harry Potter fans! Today the channel 224 News, is having an exclusive interview with the Professors that teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In this first room we meet Professor Quirrell.
Quirrell: Hello, Mrs. Moon.
Interviewer: What subject do you teach at Hogwarts?
Quirrell: Why! How sweet of you to ask! I my lovely lady, I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. It is a wonderful subject that everyone should do! Oh my I love your hair? Were did you get it done?
Interviewer: Oh! I just did it yesterday! I went to Munglee's! but don't you think it's a little too dark?
[There's a loud –and fake- cough from behind the camera]
Interviewer: Oh! Well I'm sorry Quirrell that's all the time we have! I must carry on so that I can meet all the other teachers. But thank-you for attending this exclusive interview.
Quirrell: Oh! Well it was a Pleasure meeting you!
Next room:
Interviewer: Here am I am sitting with Minervra McGonagall.
Hello! Professor McGonagall
McGonagall: Hi.
Interviewer: So what subject do you teach at Hogwarts?
McGonagall: Well even though it's none of your business, I teach Transfiguration.
Interviewer: Oh, umm what is your method of containing control in the classroom?
McGonagall: I let the little devils know whose boss. And if they don't obey, they will have me to deal with! MMMWWWHHHHHAAHHHAAAA!!
Interviewer: Well, I see. And I'm sorry but we have to go! But thank- you for allowing us to interview you... for this exclusive interview.
Next room:
Interviewer: Hello! We are back with Hogwarts' very own charms professor! Hello Professor Flitwick.
Flitwick: Howdy...
Interviewer: Um, well... You are head of which house?
Flitwick: Well, little lady... I'm in charge of ravenclaw! Yee-Haa!
Interviewer: well... umm sir, don't you teach in England? Because you sure do have a southern accent.
Flitwick: Well now that you mention it... During the Summa holiday I went over to America and stayed down in the southern area... So I guess I picked up the accent!
Interviewer: well that's nice but me and my crew must move on... but thank you for allowing us to interview you for this Exclusive Interview.
Next Room:
Interviewer: Aren't you the Potions Teacher?
Snape: Ahh! Who are you?
Interviewer: I'm Mia, the Interviewer of this Exclusive Interview.
Snape: Exclusive? Does that mean on T.V.?
Interviewer: yes!
Snape: AHHHHH!
[he runs off down the hallway and around the corner.]
Reporter and crew start to leave the building when a ghost glides up to them.
Binns: Why it's a Camera!! Hello!!
Interviewer: yes but we are leaving... goodbye!
Binns: WAIT!! Interview ME!! I know I have the potintial to be a STAR!!
"Interview with the Professors"
Scene: "Not in book"
Characters: Quirrell, McGonagall, Flitwick, Binns, Sprout,
Snape, Hooch, Pince, and Pomfrey.
Interviewer: hello, beloved Harry Potter fans! Today the channel 224 News, is having an exclusive interview with the Professors that teach at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In this first room we meet Professor Quirrell.
Quirrell: Hello, Mrs. Moon.
Interviewer: What subject do you teach at Hogwarts?
Quirrell: Why! How sweet of you to ask! I my lovely lady, I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. It is a wonderful subject that everyone should do! Oh my I love your hair? Were did you get it done?
Interviewer: Oh! I just did it yesterday! I went to Munglee's! but don't you think it's a little too dark?
[There's a loud –and fake- cough from behind the camera]
Interviewer: Oh! Well I'm sorry Quirrell that's all the time we have! I must carry on so that I can meet all the other teachers. But thank-you for attending this exclusive interview.
Quirrell: Oh! Well it was a Pleasure meeting you!
Next room:
Interviewer: Here am I am sitting with Minervra McGonagall.
Hello! Professor McGonagall
McGonagall: Hi.
Interviewer: So what subject do you teach at Hogwarts?
McGonagall: Well even though it's none of your business, I teach Transfiguration.
Interviewer: Oh, umm what is your method of containing control in the classroom?
McGonagall: I let the little devils know whose boss. And if they don't obey, they will have me to deal with! MMMWWWHHHHHAAHHHAAAA!!
Interviewer: Well, I see. And I'm sorry but we have to go! But thank- you for allowing us to interview you... for this exclusive interview.
Next room:
Interviewer: Hello! We are back with Hogwarts' very own charms professor! Hello Professor Flitwick.
Flitwick: Howdy...
Interviewer: Um, well... You are head of which house?
Flitwick: Well, little lady... I'm in charge of ravenclaw! Yee-Haa!
Interviewer: well... umm sir, don't you teach in England? Because you sure do have a southern accent.
Flitwick: Well now that you mention it... During the Summa holiday I went over to America and stayed down in the southern area... So I guess I picked up the accent!
Interviewer: well that's nice but me and my crew must move on... but thank you for allowing us to interview you for this Exclusive Interview.
Next Room:
Interviewer: Aren't you the Potions Teacher?
Snape: Ahh! Who are you?
Interviewer: I'm Mia, the Interviewer of this Exclusive Interview.
Snape: Exclusive? Does that mean on T.V.?
Interviewer: yes!
Snape: AHHHHH!
[he runs off down the hallway and around the corner.]
Reporter and crew start to leave the building when a ghost glides up to them.
Binns: Why it's a Camera!! Hello!!
Interviewer: yes but we are leaving... goodbye!
Binns: WAIT!! Interview ME!! I know I have the potintial to be a STAR!!