TCG- Well, I got one review, which makes me happy, but no one told me the file thing! Please even if you tell me that and don't review I'd be happy!
Yugi- Come on, people! I HATE her not being happy! She drives me crazy!
TCG- Yuge, you're not helping! (When I type Yuge, I am saying his nickname, and it's just like if I said Yugi without the "i" but I add the "e" because it's proper English to do so.)
Yugi- Since when do you care about proper English?
TCG- I plan to become a writer someday.
Yugi- Cool! Will I be in any of you're books?
TCG- I can't because of copyright!
Yugi- {sobs}
TCG- But, I have a character that is sort of like you in the story I'm making up.
Yugi- You have a story already? What's it called?
TCG- Rough around the Edges, but I'm not sure about the title. I'd ask for people to say if they think it's a good title, in the reviews, but right now I just want to know how to get the asterisks to work! That's why all the special stuff is in these: { }!
Yugi- COME ON PEOPLE REVIEW AND TELL HOW TO GET THOSE ASTERISKS TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TCG- I don't own YuGiOh, or Kit Kat's. I do own Alexa, and you can't have her! Unless maybe you ask nicely, review, AND TELL ME HOW TO DO THOSE STUPID ASTERISK'S!!!!!!!!!!{leaves room and slams door}
Yugi- Um, while I get TCG back, here's the story…{laughs nervously as he leaves and shouts Hey, dude, where did you go?}
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They all sat down at a table in the kitchen, and while Alexa was still unsure of things, she felt as comfortable as she figured she would get.
Alexa-What time is it anyway?
Grandpa- {glances at watch}Oh, it's noon right now. But, Alexa, not to be nosy but can you explain why you're here?
Alexa- Um, well, it's kind of a long story, well I think it's long anyway.
Yugi- We got time, and besides, I like stories.
Alexa- Ok, well this is what happened. Ok, as you know, or I think you know, you are a cartoon show back where I live. So, I watched it all the time, and became, well, not to freak you out, really obsessed with it.
Yugi- You're not one of the crazy fan girls, are you?
Alexa- No, and anyway what happened was it was my birthday, and well, it was my thirteenth to be exact, and my biggest wish was, well, to meet you. Anyway, Shadi came to me in my dreams, and said he could bring me here, so I agreed right away. But what I didn't realize was how much cartoons hated humans. I mean, I don't get it!
Yugi- So, what you're saying is you wanted to meet me, and that's why you came here?
Alexa- Well, as strange as it may be to you, yeah. But, why are humans hated so much by cartoons?
Grandpa- That too, is a long story, if not longer, if you two wish to here it.
Yugi- Yeah, I never did learn why. It's just known, or thought, that humans are evil!
Alexa- I got plenty of hot chocolate left, and I'm as eager to know as Yugi is!
Grandpa- Ok, well, it all started when humans had invented the TV. We cartoons were very excited, because we thought it would be a good way to make ourselves known. So, as time progressed and humans became more advanced, the government had hired dozens of men to get in touch with humans, that is fly a space ship to there. However, cartoons soon realized that they couldn't enter the Earth's atmosphere, well, HW…
Alexa- Wait, HW, does that stand for human world?
Grandpa- Yes it does, but how would you know something like that?
Alexa- Shadi told me CW stood for cartoon world, so I figured it would be the same with HW. Any way, please go on with your story.
Yugi- Am I the only one that knows nothing?
Alexa- I only know a little, Yugi. Don't feel too bad, I'm the one everyone hates!
Yugi- Oh yeah sorry! Grandpa, please continue!
Grandpa- Well, as I was saying, the cartoons couldn't go through the HW's atmosphere, so as they waited for a response from CW, the human's sixth sense kicked in. The lives of certain cartoon's around the animated galaxy, as each cartoon has its own solar system, began to be inspired into human's thoughts and ideas. However, when humans used these idea's, they didn't give credit to the cartoons themselves, we cartoons became angry with the humans. Ever since then, we have always been humans' enemies.
Alexa- That's not our fault! The people on earth never knew you were real since you never showed yourselves! All the credit goes to whoever it is that the cartoons life got inspired in!
(TCG-Sorry about before but I'm back, and I just wanted to say I'm sorry this is so lame, but I'm trying to make it seem cool, because I thought it would be neat if the cartoons and humans were enemies! But anyway, back with the story!)
Grandpa- I know, but it's growing increasingly difficult to change the cartoons minds. I'm afraid unless humans change there ways, we won't.
Yugi- Couldn't everyone just say the truth to everyone else?
Alexa- But to tell humans cartoons were real is like saying that Santa Claus exists! No one would believe you!
Yugi- Oh, I see what you mean.
Grandpa- But now that we see that humans can be very kind, at least we will stop our thoughts about "evil humans"
Alex-{blushes} Thanks, I think that would help if not everyone, at least me!
Suddenly the phone rang, and Yugi got it.
Yugi-Hello? Oh, hey Joey! We, uh, have a guest. She's a, uh, human.
You could here screaming and yelling on the other line. Yugi motioned for his Grandpa and Alexa to keep quiet, and he put Joey on speaker phone.
Joey-Yuge! Don't you know dem humans are dangerous! Is she trying to-
Yugi- She's not doing anything, and besides she's nice!
Joey- Ah, come on Yuge! What made ya think she was kind?
Yugi- She has been kind to me, and has nice manners. And besides, she was getting chased by a rabid raccoon!
Joey- How do you know dat ding wasn't a robot?
Yugi- Well, she almost got ran over by a car, running away from it, and ran full speed right into me!
Joey- Did she apologize? Or did you take her in because you feel sorry for her?
Yugi- She did apologize. And besides, she came here and everyone, including you, has been accusing her of a crime she didn't commit!
Joey- Well, want don't you bring her over? Me and da gang were gonna spend da night out in da forest by duelist kingdom!
Yugi- How are we supposed to get there?
Joey- There's a ferry leaving, and it only cost five dollars for a ticket! Oh, one last ding, who is the human, and does she duel?
Yugi- Her name is Alexa, and-
He paused for a second and looked over at Alexa for the answer. She was about to say something when she remembered Yugi was on speaker phone. So, she just nodded.
Yugi- She duels. I mean, everyone duels!
Joey- Alright. See you at my house at five, or you can come along with us, we're all going to the mall and stuff. Wanna come?
Yugi- Uh, that's ok. I got work to do. Bye! See you at five!
Joey- K Yuge, see ya! {hangs up}
Alexa- You know, you could have gone to the mall with your friends. You could have just picked me up at five.
Yugi- Oh, that's Ok. I wanted to have more of our conversation. I mean, do you really duel?
Alexa- I didn't lie.
Yugi- You any good?
Alexa- Haven't lost, like, 20 times in a row!
Grandpa- Maybe you can buy some cards at my shop sometime.
Alexa- I would love to, but all my money is at my house. And anyway, I have a question. If the time is noon, what's the day and year? Because it's a long difference than from my house.
Grandpa- It's January 26, year 2006.
Alexa- Sheesh! Time here is a ton faster here than it is at my house! There it's midnight of January 24, 2005! That's my birthday!
Yugi and Grandpa- That's your birthday?! (Just Yugi) That's the same day as mine! Except, I'm fourteen, not thirteen.
Alexa- I have a strange feeling it's only going to get weirder around here.
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TCG- I WANT THE ASTERISKS TO WORK!! {sees people, laughs nervously} Sorry! Any way, R&R, and help me with what the all capital letter sentence says.
Yugi- I liked this chapter! A whole ton of stuff happened! And I just had a Kit Kat bar! {grins widely}
TCG- Oh goody and a couple of ode to Joys- that's my line, you can't take it! If you do you'll be sorry!
Yugi- In my science notebook, I drew chocolate donuts, and hot chocolate, and Kit Kat bars! {says this excitedly}
TCG-{sighs} Anyway, I think Milkyways are better!
Yugi- WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!
TCG- I'm kidding! {cough}not{cough}
Yugi- Bye peoples!
TCG- Adios!