TCG- Hey! I'm back! And I am now going to hopefully get the asterisks right. I think if you put a space between the word and the asterisk, it works, well, that's what happened with my brackets. But, I sure hope it works. And thanks for the reviews! It's great to know I have fans out there! If you read this, please R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if you just say "Its cool", at least I'll know whose read it…
Yugi- { sighs } Is the only thing you can talk about is that R&R and asterisk stuff? It gets kind of boring!
TCG- Do you have something more interesting planned to talk about?
Yugi- YES!!! I gave up Kit Kat bars…
TCG- WHAT???!!!??? Yuge, you can't! That's half of this fanfic!
Yugi- { continuing } …temporarily, so I can solve the almighty question…
TCG- Why do fools fall in Love?
Yugi- NOO!! How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop! Even though, that is a good question!
TCG- Oh, well as soon as you start counting, I'll interrupt you so you will never know…MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! {people stare } Uh, sorry, I just had chocolate milk. {grins widely} Mmmm, chocolate!
Yugi- Interrupting me won't help! I got this! { holds up what looks like one of those things that spin the lollipop around when you press the button }
TCG- O.o What in darn heck is THAT????
Yugi- The official Tootsie Pop LICK-O-METER!!!! You stick in the lollipop, and as you lick it, it keeps count on the LCD screen!
TCG- Do you know what an LCD screen is? { asks knowing that he won't know the answer }
Yugi- Yes, I mean, no, I mean, I don't know!
TCG- It's a liquid crystal display, aka, that little screen with the numbers that…Hey, wait! That's mine!!! I just got that today at shop rite! (I don't own shop rite)
Yugi- Oh yeah, it is. Um, what am I doing?
TCG- Obviously, coming back from a sugar high, from oh say, Kit Kat bars?
Yugi- Oh, yeah { laughs nervously }
TCG- {sighs} Ok, well, just so you people know, that lick-o-meter is real, and it took me 715 licks to get to the center. Ok, Yuge, say the disclaimer please!
Yugi- Alright! Alexa does not own YuGiOh, lick o meter, or Kit Kat bars, but she does own Alexa, who she made up. Hey do you have a Kit Kat bar???
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Alexa and Yugi got ready to leave, well Yugi did. Alexa didn't have anything to pack. Alexa was leaning against the one wall in Yugi's room, waiting for Yugi to get his money, hopefully if he could find it. She went to scratch her head, when she noticed an animated duel disk on her arm.
Alexa- Yugi, look! I have a dual disk now! And its got my deck in it, too!
Yugi- Whoa! This is getting weird Alexa, you didn't have that a minute ago, and you couldn't have, its Animated!
Alexa- Your right! And I have a strange feeling it's gonna get weirder.
Yugi- Hey, you like music at all?
Alexa- Yeah, at home I basically live on music!
Yugi- I'll bring my CD player then.
Alexa could tell Yugi was nervous, but she couldn't tell why. Then it struck her it had to do with her. She looked over and was about to say something, when she noticed Yugi had his eyes closed. At first she was going to ask if he was ok, but then she knew he had to be talking to Yami through his mind link thing. Although she had watched almost all the episodes at home, she was always learning new things about him. Yugi suddenly sighed, and came out of his little chat. Alexa could tell it was something bad, because when he turned to her, he was smiling but his eyes weren't.
Yugi- You ready to go, Alexa?
Alexa- Mmhmm. But Yugi, if it doesn't bother you to talk about it, why are you so sad? Did Yami say something about me?
Yugi- Actually, yeah. He thinks that you can't be trusted. But I think you're just miss understood…
Alexa- {sarcastically} Yeah, the black sweater jacket, black sweat pants, and a white t-shirt that's twice my size, all give off really great vibes! {begins to laugh}
Yugi- Well, I understand that. I mean, I'm always wearing tons of belts, have spiky hair, and where denim clothes, all which suggest I'm, um, what would that make me? {laughs slightly}
Alexa- Um, a punk! {begins to laugh more}
Yugi- See that's what I mean! {laughs as well}
Alexa- Oh, jeez! {her line that she says whenever she stops laughing}
Yugi- Ok, lets go now so we don't miss the ferry!
Alexa- Good idea!
They left and Yugi's grandpa dropped them off by the Ferry. Alexa gets out and waits besides the car for Yugi to get out. But Yugi's grandpa pulled Yugi back in, to give Yugi one last word about humans, aka, Alexa…
Grandpa- Keep her at bay, Yugi. I don't trust her one bit.
Yugi- But what about the whole story about humans and cartoons…
Grandpa- All that's true, except for me trusting her! Now, if you can, ditch her!
Yugi- Grandpa, I don't think she's evil! And besides, who are you to be saying who ditches who? See you tomorrow, Grandpa! And I'll have Alexa with me!
Grandpa- {sighs} Just be careful, Yugi!
So Yugi and Alexa met the others by the dock, and everyone had gotten tickets. Since Joey had bought tickets for Yugi and "the human", Yugi just paid Joey back. And, as you could imagine, everyone was asking about Alexa.
Joey- So, uh, what's your name?
Alexa- Alexa. Alexa Van Vliet.
Tea- How, did you get, here?
Alexa- A vortex, portal thing.
Tea- But how did you find the vortex portal thing?
Alexa- It just sort of, was there. I was bored, so I went through it. (TCG- I know this isn't true, Alexa is lying, purposely. She doesn't want to tell what really happened, since it is kind of hard to explain.)
Joey- So, Alexis…
Alexa- Alex-a! Not Alexis, Alex-a!
Joey- So, Alex-a, what do you want to do to us, er, I mean, while you're here. I heard you duel?
Alexa- Yes, I do. And back at home I was pretty good at it, too!
Joey- Well then, why don't we…
Tristan- Come on! The boats about to leave!
So, they all ran aboard the ferry, quite franticly at that, I mean, the boat was leaving!
Tea- Come on, Yugi! Run! I know you have short stubby legs, but that doesn't mean you can't run faster!
Yugi- It's not my fault! {speeds up, and trips, skinning his knee} Oww! :{
Alexa- Come on Yuge! {drags half limping Yugi to the boat, that is now leaving the dock}
Tristan- Not on my watch! {picks up Yugi, throws Yugi on boat, giving him another scraped up knee} You can run, Alexis! Yugi tells us you're on the track and field team!
Alexa- WHEN DID HE TELL YOU THAT?!?! AND MY NAMES ALEXA NOT ALEXIS! {not paying attention runs into girl}
Girl- Excuse me sir or madam would you like to buy a Kit Kat? (Kit Kats aren't mine but the girl is!} wait you aren't a cartoon! You are a human! Go on that boat now! DO NOT COME BACK!
Alexa- I WAS ABOUT TO, SIR OR MADAM! GOOD DAY! NO KITKATS TODAY! THANKS! {runs on to boat, makes it barely, scrapes up knee.}
Yugi- YOU RAN INTO A KITKAT SALESMAN AND YOU DID NOT GET ME ONE!
Alexa- Well I don't have any money. {just then ticket person comes} Ummm… Yugi you are the best character in the world will you lend me money? {smiles mysteriously, reaches into back pocket and pulls out a wad of cash} Never mind, that's where that went!
Ticket salesman- Please pay your five dollar admission fee.
Alexa, now loaded with cash, pays easily, while Joey and Tristan fish through there pockets due to last visit at snack bar.
Joey and Tristan- Uhh, we're penniless!
Alexa- I'll pay for you.
Joey- I thought you didn't have any money!
Alexa- Well, I found my money in my back pocket.
Tristan- {rests right arm on Alexa's shoulder} Alexa, you're my friend, right Alexa? Walk with me to the {cough} snack bar. Joey, {rests left arm on Joey} You come too!
Alexa- If you spend all my money now, there won't be any Kit Kat bars tomorrow!
Joey and Tristan- {looks at each other, thinks for a moment, and than says} Oh well!
Tea- Sorry about the scraped up knee! When I'm in a rush I get tense, and when I get mad!
Alexa- Um, yeah sure Tea, whatever you say!
Yugi- Hey guys!
Alexa- Didn't you have two scraped knees before?
Yugi- Um, no, I just got bruises.
Alexa- Really? Tea scraped me up!
Tea- Ummmm… Sorry?
Just then, a Kit Kat sales man comes up to Yugi.
Salesman- Excuse me Sir or Madam…
Yugi- DO I LOOK LIKE A SIR, OR A MADAM TO YOU??????!!!!???
Salesman- Oh, sorry. Excuse Madam… {Yugi blushes and becomes tense}
Alexa- {bends down and whispers to salesman} It's a boy, his name is Yugi, not Yugia! Now, here's a dollar, gimme a Kit Kat bar, and shoo!
Salesman- Thank you very much, Sir and Madam…
Alexa- I gave you the dollar now shoo!
Tristan and Joey- CANDY!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexa- It's for Yugi! He had to go through all that suffering. I think it belongs to him!
Tristan and Joey- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi- Thanks Alexa!
Alexa- Come you, I'll take you to the snack bar and buy you something!
Tristan and Joey- YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE!!!!!!!
Alexa- {sweat drop} oh goodie and a couple of ode to joys! What did I get myself into now!
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TCG- KIT KAT BARS AREN'T MINE! SO ALL YOU HERSHEY LAW SUIT PEOPLE GO AWAY!!!!!!
Law suit people- AWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Yugi- According to the lick o meter, it takes three bites to get to the center. Of course they were bites, but who really cares!
TCG- {sweat drops} Ummm, sure Yugi. Whatever you say!
Yugi- OK, that's all for now folks!
TCG- Yup, Adios!