Reality Redux
By ArchangelUK & Digicowboy

DC: Sorry it's been a long time in coming, but I've been hiding from Zombie AAUK ALSO INCLUDING MY Digi-Britain Exclusion Theory'. Disclaimer: Do you really need this? And if so, then why? You know who we are.

Chapter 4: And All Who Sail In Her...

DC groaned to himself from the midst of the wreckage that had composed his bed. No, no, I don't want any fireworksI'm just proud to be the first person to walk on the sun Matt looked at him clinically for a minute.

he said sadly. I think that's all we can expect from him.

Man, he concussed pretty bad, isn't he? remarked Tai.

What I wanna know is why. Davis sneered. He hit a bed.

Davis, he hit it hard enough the break it into splinters. It's solid oak. Not to mention certain somebody's pile driving into his skull. Armadillomon managed to look slightly ashamed. He must have impacted going faster than sixty. Pointed out Tai. That probably leaves a mark. Jun had recovered slightly, and was sitting in a corner with Mimi.

So who is he? she said for the third time. Mimi rolled her eyes.

He's a Chosen one. Probably, he's just a normal guy who just got selected.

And what was he chosen to do?

It's not just him, Jun. There's AAUK as well, but She couldn't bring herself to finish that sentence. We don't know what happened to him. She said lamely. And they have to stop our world and their world and probably the digital world from fusing together.

And they do this how? Mimi shrugged.

No idea. And I don't think they do, either. Jun considered this

Call me crazy, but that doesn't exactly leave me feeling safe and secure. There was a pause. So who is he?

And now the real world is faced with a problem. In the real world (or rather our world) - Digidestined. In their reality, (i.e.DigiWorld) - AAUK, whatever state he happens to be in. The barrier has been broken. The Unification is now.

On the other side of Earth Wolfie strolled along the street, and paused to do up her shoelace. She didn't notice the air flicker and shift in front of her. But then, still crouched, she looked up. The Tyranomon looked back. it questioned, trying to focus on the girl. Wolfie considered her options for a long moment. Suddenly, she leapt up from her athletic shoe tying position, dived through the Tyrannomon's legs, and ran like buggery. Unfortunately, what Wolfie didn't notice was what happened to the sky, although this is understandable. I mean, she was being chased by a fire breathing dinosaur, for heavens sake. Cut her some slack. The clouds boiled and rippled and spread outward from where the Tyrannomon had appeared. Soon, they will cover the sky.

TK, Kari, and Cody were waiting by the edge of the motorway. It was raining. TK (Or, indeed, the others) had never encountered this type of rain before. It was special English Rain, which is gentle and subtle and soaks you through to the bones in five seconds flat. Understandably, they were not best pleased. What made it worse was that they had never been to England before. Even this in itself wouldn't be so bad if they knew anything about the country. But in their world, there was no Britain. Mostly because the Japanese animators in this reality, like Nintendo, have a small problem with acknowledging the country even exists. Not that this was their fault, so we shall let that be. Cody glared uncharacteristically as the third car in the past five minutes drenched him from head to foot, and sped onwards. So why do we have to Hitchhike? he asked, trying to wring out his top, albeit unsuccessfully. TK started to count on his fingers.

One, we don't know the country. Two, we don't have our Digimon with us to get us there, three, We don't have a choice if we want to get there, and fourWe don't know the country. I know I said that one already, but it was such a good point I thought I'd say it again. Just then, a car pulled up.

Kari grinned mischievously. While you two were busy arguing with each other, I flagged it down. She explained with a little toss of her head in a display of pure theatre. I put it down to my feminine charms. She teased, turning TK's face a bright red.

Shall we just get in the car? asked Cody, noting the elder boy's discomfort.

"Airport"

DC glared at the offending sign with his mouth open. This was unfair. True, he hadn't figured out how they would get to Japan without money, but the continuous rain had put a stop to all flights-everywhere. He had more or less recovered from the fall, so now he should probably think up a plan while they waited for the others. We're here! grinned TK, as they walked up to the group.

Said DC. And then, an idea struck. Stroke of luck, that. Hey, guys! Gather round! he said, motioning with his arm. Tai, can you pass me my laptop? Tai did so as DC explained his idea. Here's what I think. No offence meant, but you guys evolved out of a cartoon – I think – Right? And I've been writing fanfiction about you for a while. Ken raised an eyebrow.

You have?

Absolutely. Anyway, in one sense I kinda own you. So all I have to do is write this into a story I have underway, and we should end up in Japan! Matt looked dubious.

And you think this will work?

Why not? I'm a chosen one, aren't I? he began to type furiously, the group wavered and flickered, and everything went dark. When it lightened up, they were standing in

gasped Jun. Nice trick. DC smiled.

Well, what do you know? It worked after all. Tai went oddly pale.

You mean you weren't sure?

Of course not. The theory was sound, but He shrugged.

DATA BOMB! the ground shook. DC looked worried, and checked his screen.

'Ah' what?

I kinda tacked this onto a scene with Datamon in it Tai thought for a second, as the pint sized terror came round the corner.

You guys ready to Digivolve?

Nu-uh. That left us really weak, somehow. Snivelled Wormon.

In that case the Digidestined and DC scattered through the empty square as Data Bomb's scattered around them. And then, one made impact. The explosion echoed around the square, and the Digidestined froze in horror at the crater where DC had been. Smoke was billowing outward from that spot, and all was deathly still. But then, from the very centre of the impact zone, a voice said, very quietly,

Bloody hellfire...

To Be Continued....

Will the digimon be able to digivolve? Is Digicowboy okay? Is ArchangelUK alright and if so how did he survive that fall? Find out in the next instalment of Digimon - Reality Redux!

AAUK: Oooh. That was...er....*pause*...yes.
DC: That was what?
AAUK: Good. A bit short maybe.
DC: *snorts*
AAUK: Oh no, no...I meant no offence.
DC: Hey your not the one that's just been blown up!
AAUK: No I'm just the one who maybe dead!
DC: Right!
AAUK: Right!
*They both disappear into a cloud of dust as a fight breaks out*

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REDUX TIMEOUT:

Welcome to Reality Redux Timeout, a subsection at the end of some chapters which will reveal origins for ideas, characters, plot twists, Redux facts, hidden meanings, references, parodies and tributes etc.

The first appearence (at the time intended to be cameo only) of Wolfie and Raptormon. Long discussions went on as to whether an original Digimon would be acceptable.