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A/N: I'm calling Kurama's mom (Mrs. Minamino) 'Mrs. M' for short. If you know her real name, please tell me!
Hiei watched as Kurama paced frantically in his room. They had been home for an hour, yet Kurama was still unsettled. All he could think about was what she had told him. He growled angrily as he tried to picture what had happened, based on the words of his mother:
Mrs. Minamino was walking home from the grocery store, carrying her items with her. As she was walking, 3 bulky men stepped out in front of her. A chuckling voice approached her from behind. The voice belonged to a young man with jet-black hair and piercing blue eyes.
Akihiro: "Hello Mrs. Minamino!" (he steps forward and smirks evilly)
Mrs. M: (uneasily) "Why . . . h-hello."
Akihiro: (in mock concern) "Tsk, those bags look very heavy, ma'am. Perhaps we can assist you."
Mrs. M: (slowly backing away) "No thank you . . . it's quite alright . . ."
Akihiro: (cackling) "Oh, but I insist!"
After that, she wasn't sure what had happened. From what he could make out, Kurama assumed they had injected her with a sleeping drug. The thugs were probably going to kidnap her, if Kurama and Hiei hadn't arrived.
Kurama: (with anger) "This is serious, Hiei."
Hiei: (licking the last traces of ice cream from his bowl) "Yes I know. I'm gonna hafta walk all the way downstairs to get some more sweet snow."
Kurama: T_T;
Hiei: (in all seriousness) "Do you think your mother could bring some up to me?"
Kurama: *sigh* "Hiei . . ."
Mrs. M: (suddenly interrupting) "Hello boys! I brought you some cookies!"
Kurama: (shocked) "Mom! What are you doing!? You're supposed to be resting!"
Mrs. M: (confused) "Now why would I do that, honey? It's only 5:00!"
Hiei took advantage of the moment and snatched the plate of cookies from her hands.
Kurama: "You were just attacked!"
Mrs. M: (watching Hiei devour cookies) "I was?"
Kurama: (ecstatic) "Yes!"
Mrs. M: (looking at him curiously) "What are you talking about, Shuichi?"
Kurama: (pleadingly turns to Hiei for help) "But I - "
Hiei: (cramming cookies into his mouth) "What the hell are these things?! They're sooo . . . . . .(couldn't describe them; returns to stuffing his face)
Mrs. M: (smiling sweetly) "Now Hiei, don't eat too much. Dinner will be ready at 7:30!" (leaves room)
Hiei: (ignores her)
Kurama: (sits on his bed in disbelief) "I don't understand . . ."
Hiei: (taking a hard swallow) "Isn't it obvious? The drug made her lose some of her memory." (continues his cookie feast)
Kurama: *growl* "Of course. I can not believe Akihiro would actually commit such a callow act."
Kurama waited to hear Hiei's reply. And waited. And waited. When he didn't receive one, he glanced over at Hiei, who was frantically searching the plate for tiny crumbs.
Kurama: (impatiently) "Don't you even want to know who Akihiro is?"
Hiei: (disappointed at finding no remains of the cookies) "Don't be so moronic, kitsune. I already know who he is."
Kurama: O_O! "You've met him before!"
Hiei: *snicker* "Hn, no. I simply read your thoughts."
Kurama: *gasp* "Hiei! You didn't!"
Hiei: "Yep."
Kurama: "How dare you! We made a deal!"
Hiei: *shrug*
Kurama: *smirk* "Fine then. Since you agreed to the terms, I'm afraid I can't allow you to have sweet snow for the rest of the weekend."
Hiei: "WHAT!?!"
Kurama: (closing his eyes and nodding solemnly) "You heard me."
Hiei: (unsheathing his katana) "Those are fatal words, kitsune."
Kurama: (trying hard not to laugh) "Hiei please! You've already eaten a whole carton completely by yourself! Don't you ever get tired of it?"
Hiei: (shocked) "Hell no!"
Kurama: ^_^; "You're so naïve . . ."
Hiei: "Hn, take that back! Mama's boy!"
Kurama: "Grrrr, you little - "
Kurama threw a pillow at him, but Hiei stepped swiftly to the side.
Hiei: "Ha! You'll hafta do better than that, you prick!"
In a flash Kurama picked Hiei up and slung him (with great force) onto his bed. Hiei bounce once, then soared out the window, which was just above the bed. A small thud could be heard from the outside. However, Kurama was laughing too hard to take notice of it.
Kurama: (gasping for breath) "Hahahaaaaha! Hee hee . . . Hiei! Are you alrighahaahaaa! Whooohoo hee heee heee haaaa!"
Hiei: (growling, rubbing his bruised rump) "Of course I am, you abusive hex!"
Kurama: *wheeze* "I'm . . . so . . . sorryhee heee heee! Buwhahahahaaaa!"
Hiei: (glaring; muttering under his breath) "Wicked traitor . . ."
Hiei snorted at Kurama's merriment and walked through the front door with what little dignity he had left. Once inside, he mounded the stairs with murderous eyes, but stopped when he heard a small sniveling. He peeked into the kitchen and saw Kurama's mom in tears at the counter top.
Feeling it his duty to console her (since she had given him sweet snow, cookies, and offered him her home. Of course, being prideful, Hiei always returned a favor) he approached her cautiously.
Hiei: "Ahem . . . what's the matter with you, woman?"
Mrs. M: (turning around) "Hm? Oh it's you Hiei!"
Hiei: "Why do you weep?"
Mrs. M: (giggling slightly) "Thank you for your concern, but I'm not weeping. I'm cutting onions, sweetheart. They always make me cry!"
Hiei: (nodding politely, but not fully understanding her) "Oh . . . (after a short pause) Well then, what vegetables make you laugh?"
Mrs. Minamino looked at his innocent, but serious face, then busted out laughing. Combining her laughter with Kurama's insulting roars, poor little Hiei could not stand it. He could not comprehend why this woman was rejecting his help, or why his 'best friend' was so amused. He left them to their gale, and went off to seek peace, quiet, and solitude.
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A/N: I'm calling Kurama's mom (Mrs. Minamino) 'Mrs. M' for short. If you know her real name, please tell me!
Hiei watched as Kurama paced frantically in his room. They had been home for an hour, yet Kurama was still unsettled. All he could think about was what she had told him. He growled angrily as he tried to picture what had happened, based on the words of his mother:
Mrs. Minamino was walking home from the grocery store, carrying her items with her. As she was walking, 3 bulky men stepped out in front of her. A chuckling voice approached her from behind. The voice belonged to a young man with jet-black hair and piercing blue eyes.
Akihiro: "Hello Mrs. Minamino!" (he steps forward and smirks evilly)
Mrs. M: (uneasily) "Why . . . h-hello."
Akihiro: (in mock concern) "Tsk, those bags look very heavy, ma'am. Perhaps we can assist you."
Mrs. M: (slowly backing away) "No thank you . . . it's quite alright . . ."
Akihiro: (cackling) "Oh, but I insist!"
After that, she wasn't sure what had happened. From what he could make out, Kurama assumed they had injected her with a sleeping drug. The thugs were probably going to kidnap her, if Kurama and Hiei hadn't arrived.
Kurama: (with anger) "This is serious, Hiei."
Hiei: (licking the last traces of ice cream from his bowl) "Yes I know. I'm gonna hafta walk all the way downstairs to get some more sweet snow."
Kurama: T_T;
Hiei: (in all seriousness) "Do you think your mother could bring some up to me?"
Kurama: *sigh* "Hiei . . ."
Mrs. M: (suddenly interrupting) "Hello boys! I brought you some cookies!"
Kurama: (shocked) "Mom! What are you doing!? You're supposed to be resting!"
Mrs. M: (confused) "Now why would I do that, honey? It's only 5:00!"
Hiei took advantage of the moment and snatched the plate of cookies from her hands.
Kurama: "You were just attacked!"
Mrs. M: (watching Hiei devour cookies) "I was?"
Kurama: (ecstatic) "Yes!"
Mrs. M: (looking at him curiously) "What are you talking about, Shuichi?"
Kurama: (pleadingly turns to Hiei for help) "But I - "
Hiei: (cramming cookies into his mouth) "What the hell are these things?! They're sooo . . . . . .(couldn't describe them; returns to stuffing his face)
Mrs. M: (smiling sweetly) "Now Hiei, don't eat too much. Dinner will be ready at 7:30!" (leaves room)
Hiei: (ignores her)
Kurama: (sits on his bed in disbelief) "I don't understand . . ."
Hiei: (taking a hard swallow) "Isn't it obvious? The drug made her lose some of her memory." (continues his cookie feast)
Kurama: *growl* "Of course. I can not believe Akihiro would actually commit such a callow act."
Kurama waited to hear Hiei's reply. And waited. And waited. When he didn't receive one, he glanced over at Hiei, who was frantically searching the plate for tiny crumbs.
Kurama: (impatiently) "Don't you even want to know who Akihiro is?"
Hiei: (disappointed at finding no remains of the cookies) "Don't be so moronic, kitsune. I already know who he is."
Kurama: O_O! "You've met him before!"
Hiei: *snicker* "Hn, no. I simply read your thoughts."
Kurama: *gasp* "Hiei! You didn't!"
Hiei: "Yep."
Kurama: "How dare you! We made a deal!"
Hiei: *shrug*
Kurama: *smirk* "Fine then. Since you agreed to the terms, I'm afraid I can't allow you to have sweet snow for the rest of the weekend."
Hiei: "WHAT!?!"
Kurama: (closing his eyes and nodding solemnly) "You heard me."
Hiei: (unsheathing his katana) "Those are fatal words, kitsune."
Kurama: (trying hard not to laugh) "Hiei please! You've already eaten a whole carton completely by yourself! Don't you ever get tired of it?"
Hiei: (shocked) "Hell no!"
Kurama: ^_^; "You're so naïve . . ."
Hiei: "Hn, take that back! Mama's boy!"
Kurama: "Grrrr, you little - "
Kurama threw a pillow at him, but Hiei stepped swiftly to the side.
Hiei: "Ha! You'll hafta do better than that, you prick!"
In a flash Kurama picked Hiei up and slung him (with great force) onto his bed. Hiei bounce once, then soared out the window, which was just above the bed. A small thud could be heard from the outside. However, Kurama was laughing too hard to take notice of it.
Kurama: (gasping for breath) "Hahahaaaaha! Hee hee . . . Hiei! Are you alrighahaahaaa! Whooohoo hee heee heee haaaa!"
Hiei: (growling, rubbing his bruised rump) "Of course I am, you abusive hex!"
Kurama: *wheeze* "I'm . . . so . . . sorryhee heee heee! Buwhahahahaaaa!"
Hiei: (glaring; muttering under his breath) "Wicked traitor . . ."
Hiei snorted at Kurama's merriment and walked through the front door with what little dignity he had left. Once inside, he mounded the stairs with murderous eyes, but stopped when he heard a small sniveling. He peeked into the kitchen and saw Kurama's mom in tears at the counter top.
Feeling it his duty to console her (since she had given him sweet snow, cookies, and offered him her home. Of course, being prideful, Hiei always returned a favor) he approached her cautiously.
Hiei: "Ahem . . . what's the matter with you, woman?"
Mrs. M: (turning around) "Hm? Oh it's you Hiei!"
Hiei: "Why do you weep?"
Mrs. M: (giggling slightly) "Thank you for your concern, but I'm not weeping. I'm cutting onions, sweetheart. They always make me cry!"
Hiei: (nodding politely, but not fully understanding her) "Oh . . . (after a short pause) Well then, what vegetables make you laugh?"
Mrs. Minamino looked at his innocent, but serious face, then busted out laughing. Combining her laughter with Kurama's insulting roars, poor little Hiei could not stand it. He could not comprehend why this woman was rejecting his help, or why his 'best friend' was so amused. He left them to their gale, and went off to seek peace, quiet, and solitude.
~Review please! I'm now accepting anonymous reviews! Next chapter coming up soon!