Disclaimer/Author's Note:
Great…the holiday special is belated because I couldn't upload until late on the 27th. Sorry…but here's the holiday special!
Yu Gi Oh- Tournament of the EclipseHOLIDAY SPECIAL
Adriel: Welcome to the YuGiOh holiday special! Here with me today are some of my loyal friends and reviewers…Aldrai, Mystic, opaltiger, LegendaryWarrior, Edgar, anime-crazy2, and VARON, plus a special guest-Anubis, aka Dylan! And the elusive, mysterious, possibly evil Aarion, as well!
Everyone else except Aarion: Hey!
Aarion: Hmm…so many souls…I mean, hey!
Adriel: So then, 'tis time for the holiday party to begin! I, unlike so many people in high places, am tolerant of other religions and cultures, so there is, in the center of our room, a Japanese-style table with stockings for everybody all centered around a menorah with green, red, and black scented candles, sitting upon a plume of mistletoe! Meanwhile, over at the buffet table, we can see that my guests are getting situated-they can choose between a variety of drinks, (I am age-sensitive as well) and as you can see, the younger children are going for the…sake and beer…while the adults are going for the…tea and soda…umm…
Aarion: Idiots…I mean happy holidays! -_-;;
Mystic: *drinking sake* Whee!
Adriel: Mystic…maybe you don't want to do that…
Opaltiger: Shut up, Adriel! *takes a drink of beer*
Adriel: fine… *pouts*
Aldrai: All you should stop drinking.
Everyone else except Adriel, Aldrai, and Aarion: Go home loser!
Aldrai: Fine. But don't blame me when you all get hangover.
Party mentioned two lines up: AAH!!! HANGOVER!!!
Adriel: Yes…umm…Edgar, what are you doing?
Edgar: *takes the black candle off the polyreligious centerpiece and walks over to the drink table* DIE HANGOVER!!!
Everyone else: NOOOO!!!!!!!
Aarion: Moron…
Edgar: *Is on fire*
Everyone else: AAHH FIRE CALL 911!
Adriel: If you burn the presents I swear to god I will kill you with my dragon warriors…
Edgar: *still burning*
Presents: *slowly edging away*
Varon and ac2: Fire is good…*stare*
Dylan: Sorry I'm late! Traffic was…TOUCHSTONE! YOU OWE ME A DUEL!
Adriel: Aw crap…
*Five seconds later*
Dylan: *passed out on the floor*
Adriel: I beat him again…jeez
LegendaryWarrior: I bet you can't beat me, though.
Aarion: Adriel, use the Millennium Rod and banish them all to the shadow realm, please.
Adriel: If it weren't for the fact that it's the holiday season, I'd be all to happy to oblige…
Aldrai: Y0 h0mi3 diz p4rt4y iz d3h 1337n3ss ! I7 0wnz0rz !
Adriel and Aarion : NO!!! HIS REAL SELF IS SHOWING THROUGH!!!
Aldrai: H0mi3 G!
BEST: Attention partygoers! This is the Blue Eyes Swat Team! We have received reports of a flaming man and a drunk minor speaking in leet. We will give you five seconds to evacuate before we burst stream your house!
Everyone except Edgar and Aldrai: AAH!!! BURST STREAM!!! RUN!!!
Presents: *scamper*
Adriel: *goes evil* If you lay one neutron on my house I will kill you! Go, White D. Knight! Go, Black D. Knight!
BEST: AAH!!! *die*
Y. Adriel: HAHAHA!!! THIS WORLD IS MINE!
Unknown duel monster to be revealed in chapter 16: *K.O's Y. Adriel*
Aarion: *car starts honking*, return now!
UDM: *disappears*
Aarion: -_-;;
*Hours later*
Adriel's house: x_x
Adriel: Ugh…what happened…oh well, who cares?! Everyone, present time!
Everyone still alive: YAY!!!
Aldrai (jumped into a fire hydrant that the fire fighters were using to put out Edgar): x_x yay…
Edgar (burned alive, made a nice holiday dinner for the small forest creatures):x_x…wohoo…
Adriel: Okay, Mystic, there's one for you.
Mystic: Yay ^_^ *opens* Ooh it's a box of multicolored dice with different kinds of attributes! Look, it's a spiky one! *sucks on it* OWWIES!!! T_T
Adriel: Right…anyway, LW, here's one for you.
LW: YES!!! *opens* YAY, A GOD CARD! *looks closely* STICKER…! _;;
Adriel: Eheheh…yes…anyway, Dylan, here's one for you.
Dylan: Is it world domination in a box?
Adriel: No…
Dylan: *opens* Hey, it's the cards you took from me! And a note…
Note: Read me!
Dylan: *reads*
Note: SUCKA!!!
Cards: *melt*
Dylan: NOOO!!! I'LL KILL YOU TOUCHSTONE!!!
Aarion: As fun as it would be…no *activates millennium puzzle*
Yami: Ah, finally, I am free again!
Aarion: Wrong button…*lugs puzzle at Dylan*
Dylan and Yami: T_T…
AC2: Any present for me?
Adriel: Yeah, here!
AC2: Thankies! *opens* Umm…what is it?
Adriel: Look on the back…you must have it upside down.
AC2: Hey, it's not here either!
Adriel: *hides how to keep an idiot entertained for hours book* it's there…keep looking…
AC2: *flipping card*
Varon: What about me?
Adriel: You sure you want to try after what happened to the last couple of people?
Varon: Yes
Adriel: Okay…
Varon: *opens* YAY IT'S A BLUE EYES PLUSHIE THAT I SHALL NAME DIRK!!!
Adriel: Dirk…*takes out digital camera*
Camera: *click*
Varon: What?
Opaltiger: I'll pass on mine.
Adriel: More for me then. *opens* Look what I got myself, BlInGbLiNg!!! *diamond studded superman symbol pendant*
Opaltiger: NOO!!! T_T
Aarion: I don't like the holidays.
Adriel: Here!
Aarion: No
Adriel: Yes
Aarion: Fine…
Adriel: ^_^
Aarion: *opens*
Bright flashing thingy in a box: *FLASH*
Aarion: *_*
Adriel: I think that's everyone who's alive! So, happy holidays a few days late, this is Adriel, closing out!
Everyone: *murderous stare*
Adriel: No really…peace out!
Everyone else: *staring more*
Adriel: Please?
Everyone: DIE
Adriel: NOOOOO!!!!
*~End~*
Author's Note
One important note: NO OFFENSE TO ANY OF MY LOYAL REVIEWERS!!! I felt like trying humor, and I'm bad at it. So sorry for the bashing, and I hope you all forgive me! Especially Dylan, even though I COULD crush you…
School people: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!