Thank you to Ari for your character and question idea.
Dear SiriousB1,
Oh, I am soooo much prettier than everyone else here in this filthy place! And yet, the two wondrous men that I lust for are in love with a sniff woman! Let me explain...I used to be a member of The Emperor's royal guard. Yet, sadly, the cavalry that I was placed in was ambushed by a dreadfully ugly group of warriors and not one of us survived. And so, just recently, a man named Naraku has restored me to my beautiful body once more. Very mysterious, that Naraku is. The other dead-warriors-brought-back-to-life tell me that he has a rather kinky sense in the subject or, well, you know! Something about a baboon suit...anyway, Naraku has requested us to kill this hanyou named InuYasha. So, we were sent out to kill him, but I couldn't lift a sword! All of the other warriors were killed (um, again) but I hid behind a tree. I can't help but stare at his rippling biceps as they flex gracefully under that red top of his! Drool Right...so, I was wandering aimlessly around the mountains dreaming about that beautiful half-demon, when I came upon a wolf demon. Oh my what a dreamy guy! I lust for his tight buttocks...um, so, anyway, both of these handsome men are in love with this schoolgirl. She is so much uglier than my fair complexion! I saw the half-demon fighting another demon the other day (apparently his brother). Despite the fact that this brother is a sexy beast and surpasses that of both of my secret crushes, he is not my type so I won't pursue him. So, anyway, yesterday I was able to find the hanyou alone in...well, a tree, actually. (Talk about kinky...) So, I called out for "HELP!" and he came running. I love a man with a heart! So, when I finally got him to come to me, I was able to give him a kiss! A KISS! So, after that...uh oh...he's here now! Wait...why is the Tetsaiga out?! Slashing noise ACK! My lipstick! Oh no, here he comes again! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye...
Jakotsu the Gay
Dear Jakotsu the Gay,
Right...just keep away from me when I die and I promise everything will be okay...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Michelle Carbajal for your character and question...I like the postscript.
Dear SiriousB1,
Oh no! I think I'm having affections for InuYasha...but does he have them for me? I mean, we've been traveling together for a long time and - well - I was kind of developing affections for him. What should I do?! Answer back!
Yours Sincerely,
A Certain School Girl
P.S.
Why didn't you make a chapter for me yet?
Dear A Certain School Girl,
Well...if you have feelings for him, then my guess is that you probably love him, no? I don't know if he has feelings for you or not. Why don't you ask him? I mean, according to most of the InuYasha fanfics writers on this website, you two are destined to be together. However, there is that other bit of authors who are obsessed with you and InuYasha's brother Sessho-marou together. (Hm...sounds like my friend...) As a matter of fact, you two would make a good couple; you and Sesshy, that is. But, alas, I'd say you and InuYasha make an even greater one. (That's just 'cause I love Sesshy. Of course, and this is for Michelle, not as much as Kurama ) So, ask him how he feels about you. Chances are, he'll say something along the lines of, "Feh. Why would I like you, stupid girl?" So, the better idea would be to get yourself into a life and death situation and see what he does. He'll probably come to your rescue and, afterwards, confess how he really feels. Well, that's how many authors see it, so I'm sure he'll take how they all feel and do so. If not, well then it's a one-sided thing, isn't it?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
I don't have a chapter for you yet? Hmm...looks over all the chapters she's done for the InuYasha advice column No, I guess I haven't, have I? Well, there are several reasons for that: 1. No one requested a question from you and 2. I hate you almost as much as Kikyo, Hojo and Jaken (key word: ALMOST), so I certainly wouldn't have written a column for you without being prompted, now would I? Please don't take the fact that I hate you personally; I normally hate all female main characters in anime. (The only exceptions would be Excel and Hyatt from Excel Sage, Mink from Dragon Half and Anthy from the Utena series. Oh yeah, and the two girls from Noir; they're cool. That's all I can think of...other than them, I hate you bishoujo!)