Sorry, for the long wait. I wanted to start on the next chapter when I got at least twenty reviews. Oh yeah, and in a review I got I was told that…thing of Sesshoumaru's wasn't a tail but some kind of fur thing that he wears. Well thanks for the info Fire Kitty; I'm going to have to watch for that in my future fics. But I already wrote this one, and the fact that it's his tail adds some comedy to this fic. I'm sorry if annoys you when it's brought up, but I hope it doesn't piss you off so much that you won't read the fic anymore. Gomen-Ne.

Disclaimer: Aw…c'mon. Must I put this here? You already should know what it says here.

Oh wait, I need to put a note here:

I still don't got anyone to beta read for me.

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The Age Switcher Spell Scroll

Chapter Three– 'There's a Dark Ominous Cloud Hovering Over Your Building'

Kagome, Shippo, Rin, the pint sized youkai exterminator, the nine-year-old pervert, the disgruntled chibi hanyou, and the twelve-year-old lord of the western lands had to walk back to Kaede's hut thing to find some clothes for Rin and yeah.

After they left, Rin was sporting one of Kikyo's old miko outfits, much to Inu Yasha's displeasure.

In fact, Inu Yasha had been a little quieter than usual. No one else but Kagome seemed to notice. He had sadness in his eyes.

"He's remembering." Kagome thought, "He's remembering his past. Being picked on as a child, his mother…"

Kagome was distracted by the child voice of Sesshoumaru yelling. He had tripped over his long tail.

"Curse this child body." Sesshoumaru muttered in a voice a little deeper than Shippo's had been, "Like this, I don't even reach the height of Rin." He looked up at the seventeen year old Rin.

Rin was pretty much really beautiful, with a great figure, and a big bust that every one of the guys kept staring at, especially Miroku who was still perverted, and Sesshoumaru who had known Rin quite long and had never seen her like this before.

The group had been walking a while and to tell you the truth it was a little dull.

Shippo was the one who brought it up first. In a voice as cocky as Inu Yasha's he complained, "Hey Kagome. It's getting a bit borin' don't you think?"

Kagome looked at Shippo all surprised like. He had sounded EXACTLY LIKE Inu Yasha, with an attitude to go with it. Maybe this thing where Shippo was the taller one and Inu Yasha was the pipsqueak was going to his head.

"I know Shippo…"

"Yeah well Kagome…let's like do something entertaining!"

"Like what?"

Just then, a large, long snake like demon destroyed the petty conversation.

"Where issss Inu Yasssha?" it hissed. "Where are the Sssshikon no Tama ssshards? I will fight the mighty Inu Yassha for the ssshards!"

Kagome looked up at it nervously. "Errrr…This is kind of a bad time. So if you can just come back la—"

"Enough conversing! Where isss Inu Yassha?! Ssshow me Inu Yassha!"

"Look Inu Yasha isn't here right now so—"

"No Kagome. If he wants a fight, he's gonna get one!" Inu Yasha stepped out from behind Kagome.

The snake stared at Inu Yasha with a look that said: You've-got-to-be-kidding-me.

Inu Yasha read his look and shouted, "Look, I may not be my regular age, but I can still kick your ass!"

"Thisss will be easssier than I thought. I will befall the great Inu Yasha!" The snake boasted.

This got Sesshoumaru pretty pissed off, "Hey, Inu Yasha's death belongs to me!"

The snake gave no regard to what Sesshoumaru just said.

Inu Yasha reached for the Tetsusaiga and it transformed into it's bigger form. And right now it was bigger and at least three feet taller than he was. 

Inu Yasha staggered with it's weight. He couldn't carry it and it was making him wobble. Nevertheless, Inu Yasha's pride wouldn't let him give up.

The snake started to strike seeing Inu Yasha's vulnerability. The snake went for his shoulder and succeeded in only tearing Inu Yasha's clothes. It stuck again and this time it cut a shallow wound in his upper arm.

With a look of slight defeat in his eyes, Inu Yasha gave up trying to use the Tetsusaiga.

"Sankon Tetsusou!" Inu Yasha shouted. (a/n: For all you people that don't know what that is, I believe that's Iron Reamer Soul Stealer)

With Inu Yasha's decreased age, his Sankon Tetsusou would not work properly. To tell you the truth it would have the same effect if he were using a back-scratcher.

The snake eyes calmed, "Heeeeey! That feelssss kind of good, kid. Maybe you could sssscratch over here. I've had thissss real bad itch. And I won't attack you if you do. You can keep your jewel shards!"

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"Oh c'mon Inu Yasha! It can't've been that bad!" Kagome said trying to cheer up the little hanyou who had had to soothe a snake demon's itches for two hours.

"Yeah, you try having to scratch scales!"

It started to get cloudy and then it started to rain.

"Weww I suppose we shouwd go find a pwace to stay," Sango said looking up at the sky.

"Yes Sango and I know exactly where," Miroku stated with a weird look in his eye, "And it will be free, with a lot food and comfortable beds."

Inu Yasha looked at him and said, "I suppose you're predicting a 'dark ominous cloud' over some fancy rich hotel? And I'm sure they're really dumb enough to let a child exorcise the place."

"Who said I was going to exorcise the hotel? It will be Shippo who will!"

"What?!"

"Well you have seen me do it a lot haven't you? And you can shape-shift right?"

"Well yeah but—"

"Well good! C'mon!"

Miroku pushed Shippo to the door. Shippo had shape shifted in the 19 year old Miroku everyone's used to.

"Er…um. Hi." Shippo said to the manager of the hotel.

Inu Yasha slapped his forehead and Sesshoumaru looked up at the sky and mouthed  "Why me?!"

"Well anyway um…There's a dark ominous cloud hovering over your building. So, if you would just let me er…exorcise it, we'll just stay here for the night."

"Oh of course sir. And your name is…?"

"Shi—um I mean Miroku."

"Right then so I'll find you a room and the meal."

The manager left and Shippo let out a sigh of relief.

"I'm never ever going to become a monk when I get older," he said returning back to his normal form.

The manager came back and led them to a room with a big meal. They sat around the table and started to eat their dinner. But before that Kagome threw the rolls out the window so they wouldn't fight over them again.

 In the middle of their meal, the door blasted open.

"Where are you Lord Sesshoumaru?" Jaken shouted.

"Oh crap," Inu Yasha cursed under his breath.

Rin looked at Sesshoumaru, "Sesshoumaru-sama, Jaken is back from jumping off the cliff."

"Lord Sesshoumaru!? Where are you?" Jaken continued, he looked at Inu Yasha and grabbed him, "What have you done with Lord Sesshoumaru?!"

"Eww! Don't touch me!" Inu Yasha shouted pushing Jaken off him, "And your precious Lord Sesshoumaru is right over there!" He pointed to the chibi Sesshoumaru who was casually eating giving no regard that Jaken was there.

Seeing this Jaken grabbed Inu Yasha all over again and yelled, "What have you done to Lord Sesshoumaru?"

"Nothing! He did it to himself when he read that freakin' paper!" 

Sesshoumaru put done his teacup and without looking at Jaken, said, "Jaken go get me the third moon of Jupiter"

"Oh yes Lord Sesshoumaru!" he ran off.

"You know he's not going to come back." Miroku said.

"I know."

Later, the gang put their dishes away and decided to talk about how they were supposed to get back to normal.

"Well the thing is, I'm supposed to be the one who turns you back, it says so in Naraku's scroll," Kagome stated.

"It was Naraku?!" Sesshoumaru shouted, "I'll get that bastard!" He ran out. Then a few seconds later he came in and said, "Where the hell is Naraku's castle?"

"You're not going without us Sesshoumaru! D'you think a twelve year old can defeat him?" Inu Yasha pointed out.

"Fine, but I'm only accepting your assistance because I see no other possible way." Sesshoumaru commented, with a glint of defeat in his eyes.

"You're just like before!"

"Before what?"

"Before this whole age business!"

"So?"

"So, I'm pretty sure you're going to steal the Tetsusaiga!"

"You can't even use it! You're six!"

"Well you can't even touch it! And even if you could, you're only twelve!"

"Twelve's a perfect age to learn how to use a sword!"

"What? No!"

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Yeah!"

"No!"

"Right! Whatever! I don't care! I don't even know why I'm wasting time talking to a half breed!"

That struck a nerve. "Oh there you go again talking about my mother!"

"I never said anything about her!"

"Well you were around it!"

"So!? That doesn't mean I said it!"

"Yeah well you still can't have the Tetsusaiga!"

"Don't change the subject!"

"I can change it if I want to!"

"No, as the oldest, only I'm allowed to change the subject!"

"That's not fair!"

"Seems perfectly fair to me!"

The two kept bickering as the rest of them all sweat dropped.

A few minutes later, the two were now pulling each other's hair. Sesshoumaru grabbed Inu's ears and pulled on them and Inu Yasha was tugging parts of the hair on Sesshoumaru's tail.

"I wonder what made them hate each other so much." Kagome thought to herself.

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I know it wasn't that funny, but trust me it gets funnier in the next chapters. They play baseball with a peeled orange in one of the chapters. Okay review please. Flame me if you must! Ja Ne!