Messy Situations chapter 2
"Where are we?" Ken felt the fresh mountain air rush cross his body then gave out a loud sneeze. "Realistic..."
The two young Weiss stood on a golden grassy hill along with a group of other gamers chatting and conversing with one another. Omi couldn't help but to see mostly girls.
"Ah... This must be where the new gamers are sent. I'll bet they'll fill us in with the... Oh hi? Why... are you... staring... at... me? Eh... Ken-kun?"
"They like you," Ken snickered as he scooted away from the sparkling eyes of the young girls. He knew Omi's genki cuteness would get them in trouble. "Yeah! Go for it Omi!"
A girl with pink ribbons giggled and whispered to a friend's ear. Another girl had drool coming out of her mouth. Something was seriously amiss on this hill and Omi felt like he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. "Hi. I'm Omi and this is my-"
"Aw how sweet! So how long have you been together?" The girl with the pink ribbons clapped her gloved hands together as she inched closer to Omi's face.
Ken laughed, "We've been friends for a long time now. So is something going to happen any time soon? What should we do?"
"Ken-kun!" Omi pulled on the older teen's arm while giving him an un-intential genki pout. "I don't think they meant it that way."
"We've been waiting for ten minutes!" A vampire girl shouted from behind making the rest of the girls roar. "Give us a show! We don't have all night you know."
Their eyes bulged out like they were shot out of a riffle. "Show?!"
"We heard two guys were going to shack it up on this hill and we're not going to leave until we get some yaoi!"
Ken's face retorted in disgust. Him and Omi?! Utterly disturbing and wrong! Omi looks like he's fifteen and the teen was like a little brother to him... That's disgusting! Ken had to scream at the thought but that didn't make the girls too happy.
"Ggggrrrr do it or we'll use force!" the pink ribbon girl made a blue energy ball from out of nowhere ready to blow their brains out.
Omi eeped and bumped onto more surrounding yaoi fan girls, "Scary!"
"How do we get out of here?!"
"I don't know! Please!" Omi dropped down to his knees with tears on his big blue innocent eyes, "Have mercy!"
As the law of nature goes, horny yaoi fangirls are unmerciful. Not even Omi could stop their advances of energy balls and pointy weapons. *snicker*
"Halt!"
Everyone collectively turned his or her heads to the right where the sun began to set. A hero with long strawberry blond hair and slick ruby eyes floated in the air. His magnificent ruby wings outstretched delicately as the wind blew between each feather along with every strand of his hair.
"Oooooh..."
The red winged man floated down gracefully with his arms out stretched and glared at the horny yaoi fangirls. Each fangirl hung their heads with shame but not with thoughts that included a threesome of said winged man and the two cute newbies.
"Who is this fruit?" Ken whispered to Omi quietly so that no fangirl could turn around and kill them cold bloodedly. "I don't know," Omi shrugged.
"Aha! These two young men should be treated with respect whether they come to service anybody or not."
"Ew," Omi and Ken frowned in unison.
As he spoke to the girls about treating new members kindly the girls moaned and sighed. Once he was finished the winged man levitated down to the ground and waved child like to the confused newbies.
"HI! I'm Suzaku, phoenix and guardian of the south. Welcome to the Southern Region of Virtual Go!"
Ken and Omi blinked but waved back at the bouncy ridiculously beautiful young guardian in front of them. Okay, they both admit it! Suzaku is hot! "Um... I'm Omi... and this is Ken."
The mood turned less bouncy and more serious, "On behalf of Virtual Go, I apologize... Oh I did I mention that I was a guardian? Of course I did right?"
The two Weiss kittens nodded so slightly that their sweat drops grew larger. "Yeeeah... can you tell us how to transport please?"
"That's simple!" Suzaku winked, "All you have to do is use a gateway and since I am your trainer, I shall teach you everything about this world."
"Great," Ken gave a thumbs up and smiled. "We have someone to protect us from those fangirls."
"What better type than another red head huh?" Omi now wished he brought Aya along in the first place. The guy could scare babies just by walking near them.
"Yay! I'm so happy! Okay trainees, for our first task we shall look for a net."
"A net?" Ken asked blankly.
Suzaku wiggled his fingers in front of his face, "It's a maaagical net."
"What the hell are we going to with a magical net?! Are you stoned?"
"Ken-kun, we're beginners remember?" Omi put his hand on Ken's shoulder trying to keep him on the calm side. He remembered something that might tug on Ken's enthusiasm in this mission. "Rule #1 of any game is that the first item can be the most helpful through out the journey."
"It's a net."
"A magical net," the redhead reminded Ken.
Ken glared icily at the guardian, "Listen you giant rooster. I want a weapon and the sooner we'll get stronger."
"Cockadoodle doo," Suzaku snickered. Omi can't believe that he's in the middle of these two idiots. Not that Ken is one but at this moment he's just being stubborn as usual.
"Listen," Omi broke the starring contest from the taller two by showing his importance of his calm and rational side. "How about I look for the net and Ken can find a weapon? We're both on the same team right?"
Suzaku nodded at the idea of this short blonde kid. He was surprised how mature this fifteen year old gamer was. At least that's what Suzaku thought how old Omi was. "There's no rule about splitting and joining teams. Okay we'll do it Omi-san! My you the thinker of the group?"
"Okay lets get this started!" Ken turned around and walked the other way.
***
Aya stared at the door in front of him. This big white door etched with what looks like a giant cross in the middle. Hm, how very strange and a bit ironic. The member of Weiss Kreuz is looking at a white cross that leads to another member of Weiss Kreuz.
Got to stop thinking! Aya shut his tired eyes and unwillingly turned the knob of the door.
"Aaaahh... that's the spot!"
The redhead panicked and released the now burning object once he heard Yohji's voice.
"I will kill you when you will last wake," Aya sneered at the door, turned his heal, and stomped off into the darkness of the hall.
***
Sandy brick towers sprouted from the crystal china blue river so it seems. For this pure clean river cut right in between the capital city. Colorful tapestries hung from the top of every other tower giving this dry city a happy and exotic oasis. The same refreshing wind blowing these tapestries turning them into dancers.
Practically every gamer had been inside the capital at least a hundred times. And this just happened to be Ken's first time.
"I wish this place was real..." Ken Hidaka stared down at his reflection and stuck his tongue out. "Then again it feels as real as it gets."
Suzaku smiled at that comment and then turned his back to the river. "Lets find you a weapon Ken-san so we can get back to Omi-san as soon as possible."
Ken nodded and stepped away from the rail. "This is the capital of Virtual Go right? Does it have a name?"
Picking his ear Suzaku tried to look for the store but stopped to answer Ken's question. "Sure it does! They named it Assrum.. I mean Asrun haha. Sorry," he apologized thoughtfully.
"Why does everything sound like J-rock?" Ken muttered under his breath.
"Ken-san I believe we're here!" Suzaku's delicate hand clutched on Ken's forearm and leads him to the shop. It was a nice small shop hidden away from the usual hustle and bustle of the market place. It looked like something from Diagon Alley if you asked anyone. Something about Virtual Go people have to understand is that... it takes different elements from practically everywhere.
"Uh-huh. The Velvet Underground. I like that name," Ken mused at the red brick shop. Simple and had that family business sort of feel to it.
Inside the building stood a squat old man with a Santa clause type beard and wore a worn out stained apron. He was polishing one of the many swords that hung all around the shop and paid all of his concentration to the shiny metallic artifact. Not only were there swords but staffs, bows, arrows, axes, spears, chains balls, scythes, etc.
"Hally ho young men and what can I do for yah teday?" The gnome looking man snapped out of his concentration and was now focused on Suzaku and Ken.
Suzaku politely bowed and motioned his hand over to his trainee, "I'm here to pick something up nya."
Ken flushed as he stared at a huge zanbatou to his left.
"Oh that's right! Suzaku my lad! I have what you need in this very box."
The old man scanned Ken slowly, "A new friend of yours Hahahee?"
What type of losers speak like that? Ken thought.
There was a black box with dents and stains every which way. Was it so deadly and mysterious that the box looked like it was molested by truck? This made Ken even more curious. Maybe this is the weapon of all weapons! "Oh yeah!"
"Excited?" Suzaku gripped the box to the side of his waste. "Down down kitty down. We'll open it when we see Omi okay?"
Haha, Ken thought. This'll make Omi more envious that he has a killer powerful weapon while Omi waves a magical fruity net. Just imaginating his partner dancing around with a net catching fairies in his Legolas looking avatar made him chuckle. Poor poor Omi.
"Come back another day lads," the old man waved his goodbyes to Suzaku as the two gamers left the shop.
***
Back in the real world.
Complaints of the daybook,
My suspicions are correct. After catching one of my roommates giving... head to another... it was very disturbing. Why Omi?! WHY?! Innocent little Omi.. Was corrupted by these two sick older lecherous men. I assume it's Yohji's fault. And why? Everything is always Yohji's fault!
Which brings me to my second complaint. Yohji ate the last banana. I was going to use it for my frosted flakes! One day I'm going to hide under his bed and act my bloody revenge by cutting off his feet. No one eats my banana.
Ken... If I remember correctly he was the one giving er... the oral immoral thing to Omi. I'm not one to judge on everyone and I'm not against homosexuality but... Does everyone have to be gay now a days?!
"Hn..." Aya scratched his temple with his pencil and shook off whatever came into his mind.
To best keep my sanity intact I shall commence to pretend that nothing happened. Nothing is amiss and nothing is so outrageous that can bother me to this extent. It's not their fault after all. Everyone needs to release his or her sexual tension...
Not me. They are weak.
P.S. Forget the bananas...
Aya shivered.
***
Omi Tsukiyono twisted his hands around the handle of the magical net. He walked around the busy market street of Asrun looking for his two partners. Suzaku was a trustworthy person as Omi could tell.
"Hey you," Omi felt a sharp tap on his shoulder and he turned to see whoever was so rude to him.
"Yeah?"
"You're that kid was supposed to give us a yaoi show aren't you?"
Holy shit! It's that girl with pink ribbons!
"Eep!" The little blonde zipped away leaving a trail of fire behind him.
The girl with pink ribbons licked her lips cat like and motioned her mob forward. "GET HIM!!!"
"Yeeha!"
Running in light speed Omi ran laps around the city trying to find Ken and Suzaku. If he didn't find them soon then no one could help him! Strangely he was running out of breath. "MEEEEEEP!!! SAVE ME!!! KEN-KUN!!!!"
"My Omi senses are tingling," Ken's right ear twitched. He outstretched his arm and stood there like if time was passing by him. Suzaku blinked while holding the mussed up box in front of him.
"Is that so?" Suzaku sniffed. "What are you- WOAH SHIT!"
"KEEEEEN-KUN!!!" Omi wailed his hands behind him screaming like a mad man! He was so frightened that he decided it would be better to slam into something and pass out than to run any more.
*Ping* Ken knocked Omi out with his arm and grabbed his small body into a dark and damp alley with dumpsters on each side. "Meh..." Omi moaned.
Suzaku bit his nails but found a method that could stop these insane girls from eating them alive. He had to take one for the team! "Ken-kun... Omi-kun... please don't think less of me for what I'm about to do..."
"What? What are you talking about Suzaku-san?" Omi sat up straight to stare right into Suzaku's determined brave eyes. "You can't Suzaku-san! You just can't! We'll find a way please just don't!" big round tears flowed down Omittchi's soft pink cheeks.
"There is no other way..."
"We'll fight them together," Ken stood up and clenched his already bruising fist. "For Omittchi! We'll take them all out!"
The roar and thunder of the fangirls grew louder and louder by each passing second. The two brave young men walked out into the open and stood there as cool as James Dean ever would. Eyes glaring coolly at the enemy, arms crossed, leaning on one leg, and their heads turned to the side... they looked like the epitome of cool.
"Food!" one girl screamed as she unsheathed her fangs.
Ken and Suzaku moved slightly to signal that they were ready for whatever it was to come. "Open your box in my signal."
"Hai," Ken stared at the box with bloodthirsty eyes.
"And..." the fangirls were only feet away.
"Now!" Ken flew his box open and caught the object in mid air. "I will unleash my power with this... handkerchief???"
"The yellow handkerchief of happiness!" Suzaku clapped his hands together and stared admiringly at the yellow handkerchief, "Just amazing..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ken shouted at Suzaku ready to pummel the red winged beauty.
But it was too late. The fangirls have surrounded them and there was no escape. Omi hid under a box and crawled around the swarming girls trying to get to Ken and Suzaku as soon as possible.
"DO SOMETHING NOW!" The girls screamed!
Ken and Suzaku were forced to squeeze together. Suzaku blinked while Ken whimpered for his mommy. "Girls girls," Suzaku waved his hands in the air trying to calm the mood. "I'm sure you all know the sever consequences for enforcing the other members to do things against their will? But now that I look at your faces... I see none of that matters..."
"We've been aching for some bacon. All we ask for is a little hanky panky," a girl began to tear up in front of everyone. "Is it fair that we are forced to have limited resources? Is it fair that we were born to love watching two sexy looking men in love with each other?"
Ken sweatdroped, "I'm sexy?"
"Shut up," the vampire girl from before took out her whip and licked it, "Now... it's time to..."
"Now!" Suzaku shot a flare into the air and in an instant everything switched into darkness.
***
"Ugh... Omi...?" Ken took off his headset and blinked his eyes into focus. "We're... back."
"Hey Ken! Are you okay?"
"Yeah thank goodness! So what happened there?"
"Oh it was easy. We logged off hehe," Omi swung the wires in his hands and smirked. Suzaku told me before you marched into the lions.
"WHAT?! We could of done that before they almost made me piss on myself!" he was very unhappy with today's events and wished he could go to bed as soon as possible.
"Don't be angry. Didn't we have a lot of fun together?!"
"Sure... lots of fun."
***
Go-mail! Virtual Go
To: Omittchielfy@gomail.com, Ken_Man.U.Rules@gomail.com
From: Sessie_Suzaku@gomail.com
Title: ~_^ hey hey!
I had a blast today with both of you guys! Sorry about that Ken but I wanted you to try your yellow hankie of happiness. Maybe next time. I'll show you what you can do with it! Promise! Tomorrow we'll fight the Seiyuu Dragon for a key. Yeah he's a little pissy but what can you do? Hm? Do I know him? I've only met him in meetings...
Just hope his fellow Otaku wont cause any trouble...
Peace!
Suzaku~
***
"Man this back scratcher hits the spot... Hey? Where is everybody?" Yohji stands in the middle of the living room as he scratches his back some more. "Time for the concert! Hehe!" he olds out a shiny DVD player of his new obsession...
******
Papadadadadaaaaa!!!! Thanks for the reviews! I truly feel honored! *bows* I know my grammar sucks. I hate grammar. I hate it!
Anyways... I had to redo this chapter because the other one was lame. And heck! What kind of person just writes a fan fiction just so they could get reviews? That's pitiful... ( please! *^_^*) It's pathetic (Oh please oh please oh please!) It's a waist of FF.net's time and space (I'll give you a cookie!) sad sad sad (I was kidding about the cookie but please review haha).
CHAPTER THREE!!! Otaku mayhem!
No one is spared...
Note: Man.U stands for a soccer team my sister is obsessed with. She loves that Beckham(sp?) guy but I think Gackt is prettier that Becks! No one can! Muaha.
P.S. in Aya's notes Aya forgot what he thought Omi and Ken were doing in the computer room then assumed they were doing something naughty but less serious.
Thank you
"Where are we?" Ken felt the fresh mountain air rush cross his body then gave out a loud sneeze. "Realistic..."
The two young Weiss stood on a golden grassy hill along with a group of other gamers chatting and conversing with one another. Omi couldn't help but to see mostly girls.
"Ah... This must be where the new gamers are sent. I'll bet they'll fill us in with the... Oh hi? Why... are you... staring... at... me? Eh... Ken-kun?"
"They like you," Ken snickered as he scooted away from the sparkling eyes of the young girls. He knew Omi's genki cuteness would get them in trouble. "Yeah! Go for it Omi!"
A girl with pink ribbons giggled and whispered to a friend's ear. Another girl had drool coming out of her mouth. Something was seriously amiss on this hill and Omi felt like he was at the wrong place at the wrong time. "Hi. I'm Omi and this is my-"
"Aw how sweet! So how long have you been together?" The girl with the pink ribbons clapped her gloved hands together as she inched closer to Omi's face.
Ken laughed, "We've been friends for a long time now. So is something going to happen any time soon? What should we do?"
"Ken-kun!" Omi pulled on the older teen's arm while giving him an un-intential genki pout. "I don't think they meant it that way."
"We've been waiting for ten minutes!" A vampire girl shouted from behind making the rest of the girls roar. "Give us a show! We don't have all night you know."
Their eyes bulged out like they were shot out of a riffle. "Show?!"
"We heard two guys were going to shack it up on this hill and we're not going to leave until we get some yaoi!"
Ken's face retorted in disgust. Him and Omi?! Utterly disturbing and wrong! Omi looks like he's fifteen and the teen was like a little brother to him... That's disgusting! Ken had to scream at the thought but that didn't make the girls too happy.
"Ggggrrrr do it or we'll use force!" the pink ribbon girl made a blue energy ball from out of nowhere ready to blow their brains out.
Omi eeped and bumped onto more surrounding yaoi fan girls, "Scary!"
"How do we get out of here?!"
"I don't know! Please!" Omi dropped down to his knees with tears on his big blue innocent eyes, "Have mercy!"
As the law of nature goes, horny yaoi fangirls are unmerciful. Not even Omi could stop their advances of energy balls and pointy weapons. *snicker*
"Halt!"
Everyone collectively turned his or her heads to the right where the sun began to set. A hero with long strawberry blond hair and slick ruby eyes floated in the air. His magnificent ruby wings outstretched delicately as the wind blew between each feather along with every strand of his hair.
"Oooooh..."
The red winged man floated down gracefully with his arms out stretched and glared at the horny yaoi fangirls. Each fangirl hung their heads with shame but not with thoughts that included a threesome of said winged man and the two cute newbies.
"Who is this fruit?" Ken whispered to Omi quietly so that no fangirl could turn around and kill them cold bloodedly. "I don't know," Omi shrugged.
"Aha! These two young men should be treated with respect whether they come to service anybody or not."
"Ew," Omi and Ken frowned in unison.
As he spoke to the girls about treating new members kindly the girls moaned and sighed. Once he was finished the winged man levitated down to the ground and waved child like to the confused newbies.
"HI! I'm Suzaku, phoenix and guardian of the south. Welcome to the Southern Region of Virtual Go!"
Ken and Omi blinked but waved back at the bouncy ridiculously beautiful young guardian in front of them. Okay, they both admit it! Suzaku is hot! "Um... I'm Omi... and this is Ken."
The mood turned less bouncy and more serious, "On behalf of Virtual Go, I apologize... Oh I did I mention that I was a guardian? Of course I did right?"
The two Weiss kittens nodded so slightly that their sweat drops grew larger. "Yeeeah... can you tell us how to transport please?"
"That's simple!" Suzaku winked, "All you have to do is use a gateway and since I am your trainer, I shall teach you everything about this world."
"Great," Ken gave a thumbs up and smiled. "We have someone to protect us from those fangirls."
"What better type than another red head huh?" Omi now wished he brought Aya along in the first place. The guy could scare babies just by walking near them.
"Yay! I'm so happy! Okay trainees, for our first task we shall look for a net."
"A net?" Ken asked blankly.
Suzaku wiggled his fingers in front of his face, "It's a maaagical net."
"What the hell are we going to with a magical net?! Are you stoned?"
"Ken-kun, we're beginners remember?" Omi put his hand on Ken's shoulder trying to keep him on the calm side. He remembered something that might tug on Ken's enthusiasm in this mission. "Rule #1 of any game is that the first item can be the most helpful through out the journey."
"It's a net."
"A magical net," the redhead reminded Ken.
Ken glared icily at the guardian, "Listen you giant rooster. I want a weapon and the sooner we'll get stronger."
"Cockadoodle doo," Suzaku snickered. Omi can't believe that he's in the middle of these two idiots. Not that Ken is one but at this moment he's just being stubborn as usual.
"Listen," Omi broke the starring contest from the taller two by showing his importance of his calm and rational side. "How about I look for the net and Ken can find a weapon? We're both on the same team right?"
Suzaku nodded at the idea of this short blonde kid. He was surprised how mature this fifteen year old gamer was. At least that's what Suzaku thought how old Omi was. "There's no rule about splitting and joining teams. Okay we'll do it Omi-san! My you the thinker of the group?"
"Okay lets get this started!" Ken turned around and walked the other way.
***
Aya stared at the door in front of him. This big white door etched with what looks like a giant cross in the middle. Hm, how very strange and a bit ironic. The member of Weiss Kreuz is looking at a white cross that leads to another member of Weiss Kreuz.
Got to stop thinking! Aya shut his tired eyes and unwillingly turned the knob of the door.
"Aaaahh... that's the spot!"
The redhead panicked and released the now burning object once he heard Yohji's voice.
"I will kill you when you will last wake," Aya sneered at the door, turned his heal, and stomped off into the darkness of the hall.
***
Sandy brick towers sprouted from the crystal china blue river so it seems. For this pure clean river cut right in between the capital city. Colorful tapestries hung from the top of every other tower giving this dry city a happy and exotic oasis. The same refreshing wind blowing these tapestries turning them into dancers.
Practically every gamer had been inside the capital at least a hundred times. And this just happened to be Ken's first time.
"I wish this place was real..." Ken Hidaka stared down at his reflection and stuck his tongue out. "Then again it feels as real as it gets."
Suzaku smiled at that comment and then turned his back to the river. "Lets find you a weapon Ken-san so we can get back to Omi-san as soon as possible."
Ken nodded and stepped away from the rail. "This is the capital of Virtual Go right? Does it have a name?"
Picking his ear Suzaku tried to look for the store but stopped to answer Ken's question. "Sure it does! They named it Assrum.. I mean Asrun haha. Sorry," he apologized thoughtfully.
"Why does everything sound like J-rock?" Ken muttered under his breath.
"Ken-san I believe we're here!" Suzaku's delicate hand clutched on Ken's forearm and leads him to the shop. It was a nice small shop hidden away from the usual hustle and bustle of the market place. It looked like something from Diagon Alley if you asked anyone. Something about Virtual Go people have to understand is that... it takes different elements from practically everywhere.
"Uh-huh. The Velvet Underground. I like that name," Ken mused at the red brick shop. Simple and had that family business sort of feel to it.
Inside the building stood a squat old man with a Santa clause type beard and wore a worn out stained apron. He was polishing one of the many swords that hung all around the shop and paid all of his concentration to the shiny metallic artifact. Not only were there swords but staffs, bows, arrows, axes, spears, chains balls, scythes, etc.
"Hally ho young men and what can I do for yah teday?" The gnome looking man snapped out of his concentration and was now focused on Suzaku and Ken.
Suzaku politely bowed and motioned his hand over to his trainee, "I'm here to pick something up nya."
Ken flushed as he stared at a huge zanbatou to his left.
"Oh that's right! Suzaku my lad! I have what you need in this very box."
The old man scanned Ken slowly, "A new friend of yours Hahahee?"
What type of losers speak like that? Ken thought.
There was a black box with dents and stains every which way. Was it so deadly and mysterious that the box looked like it was molested by truck? This made Ken even more curious. Maybe this is the weapon of all weapons! "Oh yeah!"
"Excited?" Suzaku gripped the box to the side of his waste. "Down down kitty down. We'll open it when we see Omi okay?"
Haha, Ken thought. This'll make Omi more envious that he has a killer powerful weapon while Omi waves a magical fruity net. Just imaginating his partner dancing around with a net catching fairies in his Legolas looking avatar made him chuckle. Poor poor Omi.
"Come back another day lads," the old man waved his goodbyes to Suzaku as the two gamers left the shop.
***
Back in the real world.
Complaints of the daybook,
My suspicions are correct. After catching one of my roommates giving... head to another... it was very disturbing. Why Omi?! WHY?! Innocent little Omi.. Was corrupted by these two sick older lecherous men. I assume it's Yohji's fault. And why? Everything is always Yohji's fault!
Which brings me to my second complaint. Yohji ate the last banana. I was going to use it for my frosted flakes! One day I'm going to hide under his bed and act my bloody revenge by cutting off his feet. No one eats my banana.
Ken... If I remember correctly he was the one giving er... the oral immoral thing to Omi. I'm not one to judge on everyone and I'm not against homosexuality but... Does everyone have to be gay now a days?!
"Hn..." Aya scratched his temple with his pencil and shook off whatever came into his mind.
To best keep my sanity intact I shall commence to pretend that nothing happened. Nothing is amiss and nothing is so outrageous that can bother me to this extent. It's not their fault after all. Everyone needs to release his or her sexual tension...
Not me. They are weak.
P.S. Forget the bananas...
Aya shivered.
***
Omi Tsukiyono twisted his hands around the handle of the magical net. He walked around the busy market street of Asrun looking for his two partners. Suzaku was a trustworthy person as Omi could tell.
"Hey you," Omi felt a sharp tap on his shoulder and he turned to see whoever was so rude to him.
"Yeah?"
"You're that kid was supposed to give us a yaoi show aren't you?"
Holy shit! It's that girl with pink ribbons!
"Eep!" The little blonde zipped away leaving a trail of fire behind him.
The girl with pink ribbons licked her lips cat like and motioned her mob forward. "GET HIM!!!"
"Yeeha!"
Running in light speed Omi ran laps around the city trying to find Ken and Suzaku. If he didn't find them soon then no one could help him! Strangely he was running out of breath. "MEEEEEEP!!! SAVE ME!!! KEN-KUN!!!!"
"My Omi senses are tingling," Ken's right ear twitched. He outstretched his arm and stood there like if time was passing by him. Suzaku blinked while holding the mussed up box in front of him.
"Is that so?" Suzaku sniffed. "What are you- WOAH SHIT!"
"KEEEEEN-KUN!!!" Omi wailed his hands behind him screaming like a mad man! He was so frightened that he decided it would be better to slam into something and pass out than to run any more.
*Ping* Ken knocked Omi out with his arm and grabbed his small body into a dark and damp alley with dumpsters on each side. "Meh..." Omi moaned.
Suzaku bit his nails but found a method that could stop these insane girls from eating them alive. He had to take one for the team! "Ken-kun... Omi-kun... please don't think less of me for what I'm about to do..."
"What? What are you talking about Suzaku-san?" Omi sat up straight to stare right into Suzaku's determined brave eyes. "You can't Suzaku-san! You just can't! We'll find a way please just don't!" big round tears flowed down Omittchi's soft pink cheeks.
"There is no other way..."
"We'll fight them together," Ken stood up and clenched his already bruising fist. "For Omittchi! We'll take them all out!"
The roar and thunder of the fangirls grew louder and louder by each passing second. The two brave young men walked out into the open and stood there as cool as James Dean ever would. Eyes glaring coolly at the enemy, arms crossed, leaning on one leg, and their heads turned to the side... they looked like the epitome of cool.
"Food!" one girl screamed as she unsheathed her fangs.
Ken and Suzaku moved slightly to signal that they were ready for whatever it was to come. "Open your box in my signal."
"Hai," Ken stared at the box with bloodthirsty eyes.
"And..." the fangirls were only feet away.
"Now!" Ken flew his box open and caught the object in mid air. "I will unleash my power with this... handkerchief???"
"The yellow handkerchief of happiness!" Suzaku clapped his hands together and stared admiringly at the yellow handkerchief, "Just amazing..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Ken shouted at Suzaku ready to pummel the red winged beauty.
But it was too late. The fangirls have surrounded them and there was no escape. Omi hid under a box and crawled around the swarming girls trying to get to Ken and Suzaku as soon as possible.
"DO SOMETHING NOW!" The girls screamed!
Ken and Suzaku were forced to squeeze together. Suzaku blinked while Ken whimpered for his mommy. "Girls girls," Suzaku waved his hands in the air trying to calm the mood. "I'm sure you all know the sever consequences for enforcing the other members to do things against their will? But now that I look at your faces... I see none of that matters..."
"We've been aching for some bacon. All we ask for is a little hanky panky," a girl began to tear up in front of everyone. "Is it fair that we are forced to have limited resources? Is it fair that we were born to love watching two sexy looking men in love with each other?"
Ken sweatdroped, "I'm sexy?"
"Shut up," the vampire girl from before took out her whip and licked it, "Now... it's time to..."
"Now!" Suzaku shot a flare into the air and in an instant everything switched into darkness.
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"Ugh... Omi...?" Ken took off his headset and blinked his eyes into focus. "We're... back."
"Hey Ken! Are you okay?"
"Yeah thank goodness! So what happened there?"
"Oh it was easy. We logged off hehe," Omi swung the wires in his hands and smirked. Suzaku told me before you marched into the lions.
"WHAT?! We could of done that before they almost made me piss on myself!" he was very unhappy with today's events and wished he could go to bed as soon as possible.
"Don't be angry. Didn't we have a lot of fun together?!"
"Sure... lots of fun."
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Go-mail! Virtual Go
To: Omittchielfy@gomail.com, Ken_Man.U.Rules@gomail.com
From: Sessie_Suzaku@gomail.com
Title: ~_^ hey hey!
I had a blast today with both of you guys! Sorry about that Ken but I wanted you to try your yellow hankie of happiness. Maybe next time. I'll show you what you can do with it! Promise! Tomorrow we'll fight the Seiyuu Dragon for a key. Yeah he's a little pissy but what can you do? Hm? Do I know him? I've only met him in meetings...
Just hope his fellow Otaku wont cause any trouble...
Peace!
Suzaku~
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"Man this back scratcher hits the spot... Hey? Where is everybody?" Yohji stands in the middle of the living room as he scratches his back some more. "Time for the concert! Hehe!" he olds out a shiny DVD player of his new obsession...
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Papadadadadaaaaa!!!! Thanks for the reviews! I truly feel honored! *bows* I know my grammar sucks. I hate grammar. I hate it!
Anyways... I had to redo this chapter because the other one was lame. And heck! What kind of person just writes a fan fiction just so they could get reviews? That's pitiful... ( please! *^_^*) It's pathetic (Oh please oh please oh please!) It's a waist of FF.net's time and space (I'll give you a cookie!) sad sad sad (I was kidding about the cookie but please review haha).
CHAPTER THREE!!! Otaku mayhem!
No one is spared...
Note: Man.U stands for a soccer team my sister is obsessed with. She loves that Beckham(sp?) guy but I think Gackt is prettier that Becks! No one can! Muaha.
P.S. in Aya's notes Aya forgot what he thought Omi and Ken were doing in the computer room then assumed they were doing something naughty but less serious.
Thank you