Thank you to YoukaiTaiji-ya for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
A...uh, dog friend of mine, yeah a dog friend, used to have a girlfriend but this evil guy tricked us, I mean, them and so she died and I got, I mean, HE got pinned to a tree for fifty years. Then this one chick freed me, I mean, HIM and now I think I'm starting to, you know, LOVE her and …oops, did I say "I"? I meant HE, yeah, he. But now my, HIS ex-girlfriend is back and she's kinda bugging me, HIM. I think I…HE likes the new chick more but I…HE, dammit, HE! Doesn't know how to tell his ex-girlfriend. So what should I…eh, he do?
Yeah, sincerely and all that shit,
Reluctantly Caught in the Middle
Dear R.C.I. the M.,
Is it just me, or are we having an identity crisis? Now, about your "friend"…HE needs to tell HIS ex-girlfriend to leave HIM alone or HE needs to call the police to report a stalker. While HE is making out with HIS new girlfriend and HIS ex is in jail, YOU need to see a psychiatrist.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Dil and his sister for the next two characters and questions.
Dear SiriousB1,
I think I have fleas. It's really uncomfortable. I've tried everything: bathing, sitting in the sun for hours, scratching, I even had my friend vacuum me with the wind tunnel, black hole thing he does with his hand. I've talked to this future girl I'm kinda' weirdly bonded to, but she doesn't care. It's really, really bothersome, one has started to talk to me! What do I do?
From,
Furry and Frustrated
Dear F. and F.,
You could use some anti-itch powder for temporary removal. For permanent removal, you could always try getting sheared.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear Sirious,
This guy I know keeps asking girls to have his baby. I feel sorry for him. Doesn't he know anything about girls? How can I approach the subject without seeming like a pervert?
Signed,
Little-Two-Tails(at)Weird-Animal-Sideckicks-Anonymous.ha!
Dear Two Tails,
I think I know who you're talking about. To be honest, I don't think he knows anything about girls either. Asking women to "bear his child" isn't the best pick up line. To figure out what he knows, approach him with the questions of wanting to start dating. See what he tells you. If he talks about "beauty, body and sex", then he probably doesn't know shit and won't pick up a date easily. If he talks about "mind and soul" then his perversion is all part of an act to conceal a scar from the past. (That was a load of crap…)
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
I KNEW THERE WAS AN ORGANIZATION OF THE SIDEKICKS!!
Dear SiriousB1,
A...uh, dog friend of mine, yeah a dog friend, used to have a girlfriend but this evil guy tricked us, I mean, them and so she died and I got, I mean, HE got pinned to a tree for fifty years. Then this one chick freed me, I mean, HIM and now I think I'm starting to, you know, LOVE her and …oops, did I say "I"? I meant HE, yeah, he. But now my, HIS ex-girlfriend is back and she's kinda bugging me, HIM. I think I…HE likes the new chick more but I…HE, dammit, HE! Doesn't know how to tell his ex-girlfriend. So what should I…eh, he do?
Yeah, sincerely and all that shit,
Reluctantly Caught in the Middle
Dear R.C.I. the M.,
Is it just me, or are we having an identity crisis? Now, about your "friend"…HE needs to tell HIS ex-girlfriend to leave HIM alone or HE needs to call the police to report a stalker. While HE is making out with HIS new girlfriend and HIS ex is in jail, YOU need to see a psychiatrist.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to Dil and his sister for the next two characters and questions.
Dear SiriousB1,
I think I have fleas. It's really uncomfortable. I've tried everything: bathing, sitting in the sun for hours, scratching, I even had my friend vacuum me with the wind tunnel, black hole thing he does with his hand. I've talked to this future girl I'm kinda' weirdly bonded to, but she doesn't care. It's really, really bothersome, one has started to talk to me! What do I do?
From,
Furry and Frustrated
Dear F. and F.,
You could use some anti-itch powder for temporary removal. For permanent removal, you could always try getting sheared.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear Sirious,
This guy I know keeps asking girls to have his baby. I feel sorry for him. Doesn't he know anything about girls? How can I approach the subject without seeming like a pervert?
Signed,
Little-Two-Tails(at)Weird-Animal-Sideckicks-Anonymous.ha!
Dear Two Tails,
I think I know who you're talking about. To be honest, I don't think he knows anything about girls either. Asking women to "bear his child" isn't the best pick up line. To figure out what he knows, approach him with the questions of wanting to start dating. See what he tells you. If he talks about "beauty, body and sex", then he probably doesn't know shit and won't pick up a date easily. If he talks about "mind and soul" then his perversion is all part of an act to conceal a scar from the past. (That was a load of crap…)
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
I KNEW THERE WAS AN ORGANIZATION OF THE SIDEKICKS!!