Thank you to Trinity33 for your character and question.
Dear SiriousB1,
There's this girl I know…and I kinda like her. She gets sick all the time and my mom owns a pharmacy so I buy her things for her bunions, or her arthritis, or her mono, or her shingles, or SARS, or her…etc. But the thing is that I don't think she likes them and/or me because she always runs off or throws them away. Why doesn't she like me? I'm the most popular kid in school, dammit! ::starts foaming at the mouth:: I'M HOTTER THAN ANYONE, YOU HEAR ME, ANYONE! ::pops 20 or so pills into his mouth:: Except InuYasha…I can't compete with him…or Miroku…or Shippo for that matter…::sniff:: Please help me. What can I do?
Signed,
Troubled Teen in Tokyo
Dear Troubled Teen,
You could ask her why she doesn't like you. Don't ask me, I don't know (I hate you too!). Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you are an egocentric asshole who tries too hard. Dear God, I'd rather date Jaken! My suggestion to get people to like you is this: leave the show.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
Jaken, if you call me, I will kill you!
Thank you to DG and Crew for their "character" idea.
Dear SiriousB1,
I really hate the show Reign: The Conqueror. And Lupin the 3rd. They suck ass and the animation sucks. But I love Hamtaro!! Some people thing that I'm really crazy because I enjoy watching hamsters go on adventures opposed to a thief and his gang getting into a lot of jams and a huge action cartoon that is a big part of history. What is wrong with me?
From,
Meow the Chibi Neko
Dear Meow,
Dear God, I don't know! That gay ass hamster runs right up their with the Trigun Cat! Well, I guess I understand why you don't like Reign…not many people do. I think you have to be really Greek like me to like it. Plus, Hephastion is cool; fuck the creators because they made him die saving Alexander! But, if you get past the whole crappy animation thing, Lupin the 3rd is pretty damn funny. Come on! There's a thief, a girl whose tits are the size of Kentucky, an excessive gambler, and a kick-ass samurai…what's not to love?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1