Yo peoples!^_^ Okay, first of all, I hear that some of you are
confused about the whole, Your Mom thing. So, if you live in America, I'm
assuming you know those "Your Momma's so" whatever jokes, right. Okay,
well, those jokes are just a really stupid way of insulting someone's Mom.
It can be hurtful, but at the same time, it can be extremely funny, if used
at the right time and in the proper way. Like, this whole story was written
because I have a friend, Jams, at school who always says, Your Mom. He says
it like after someone asks him a question, or anyone asks anyone a
question. Okay, let me give you an example: Me and about 7 of my friends,
including Jams, are sitting at a table. And I say to one of my other
friends "Hey. Ya know who's really stupid." And then Jams says. "Your Mom!"
And usually starts laughing after he says it. Bad example but, main idea.
Sorry if I didn't explain it well enough, but I don't want to make the
authors note to long, you're here to read the story.
I'm also sorry that I haven't been updating "Your Mom!" and "After Cell/A.C." for the past couple of days. #1 I was drawing a blank on both stories. #2 My computer's being a BUTT HEAD!!! It won't let me, or wasn't letting me, get on any web sites for some reason And #3 I'm a very busy person right now. I get up at 5:30, go to school at 7:00, take the bus to my grandma's at 2:00 P.M., where I have a Bible study lesson with her until 5:00, and then I have piano lessons for an hour and now on Saturdays and Fridays I have rehearsals, for a play I'm in, for 4 hours! (Takes in big breath and sighs) Wow....That's a lot of crap I "have" to do. So all and all, I get about 2 to 3 hours of my own time every weekday night, and that time is spent doing homework! I really only have Saturday evenings, and Sunday afternoons to do whatever I want with. I'm so sleepy....I can't remember the last time I've slept in past 8....Uh! What am I dragging on for, I got a story to write and u probably want to read it, I'm assuming you do, since you clicked on it...
Your Mom!
Chapter 3
No!!!
"Hell No!!!" Gohan shot at Vegeta. He took the remote in his hands, turned off T.V. and stopped the movie.
He sat looking at the T.V. feeling insulted. He wondered though, why he wanted to help him. 'It's really nice and out of character for him to be doing this, but....Ah, Gohan! Don't let your "sensitive" side get in the way!' He thought, while he twitched and moved around, shifting his eyes back and forth between Vegeta and the T.V.
"Why would you want to help me...Your Mom?" Gohan asked him in a deep voice, chuckling a bit at his last few words.
Vegeta was sighlent for a moment, before replying. "Cause I feel like it and I'm in an unusually good mood today. Besides, the wench made me come! Also" Vegeta hesitated. "You're not all that bad...."
Gohan leaned back into the soft couch and pulled a Vegeta smile of pride.
Vegeta continued. "Also, my son will grow up too and I want to be able to "somewhat" help him. Not a lot though, I want him to get through it, mostly, on his own."
"Figured something like that'd be the reason. That or Your Mom." Gohan said a little disappointed, but at the same time happy that he wasn't sorry for him. Vegeta was trying with all his might to ecnor those 2 stupid words that Gohan always used. "And....I know it's been hard on you loosing your Father and all, not that I care, and...." He paused briefly. "I pity you Brat...."
Gohan's mouth dropped slightly. Half of him was happy while the other half was angry. But all around he was just, surprised. Gohan was fighting against his emotions, he didn't know which to let out. He finally decided to let both out at the same time. Bad choice.
"You want, to help me?....No! I mean, just what kind of help were you thinking about? Cause if you want to help me with the stuff I'm "really" having problems with, No way!!! I'm not that desperate, wait, No! I'm not desperate at all!!! Forget it! Just cause I'm a total wreck without my Dad doesn't mean you have to help me....! Wait...." Gohan blushed with frustration.
Vegeta just smiled and waited for him to cool off. Gohan took in and out deep breaths for a few minutes, while the red slowly left his face.
"You done?" Vegeta asked annoyed.
"Your Moms done!" Gohan shot back.
Vegeta gave him a grave look. "Would you Shut up about my Mother!!! It's getting very annoying!" He yelled at Gohan. "And, besides....I never knew my Mother." (tear)He said sounding a little emotional, but mostly just pissed.
"Okay, With what?!" Gohan said somewhat amused.
"Your little emotional mood-swing. Now then, I'd like to have an answer about me helping you. Yes or no, I don't care which one you pick, just pick one!!!" Vegeta said with little patients.
Gohan started to feel angry again and his energy started to swell, but Vegeta sensed it.
"Oh, get over it!!!!! I'd like to get an answer out of you so I can go home. So, hurry it up!" Vegeta yelled.
Gohan calmed down and looked at his feet, and then back at Vegeta.
"Let's go outside." Gohan suggested.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Outside? Why? I want an answer!"
"Just, shut up and do it! You want your answer, and I'll give it to you, outside!" Gohan told him as he stood up and started for the door.
"If we keep having little out bursts, we might wake up my Mom." Gohan stopped at the coat rack and looked through it for his.
"You think she's bad enough not pregnant. Think what it'd be like if we woke her up when she was." He found a coat to his liking and put it on.
Those 2 simple sentences were all that Vegeta needed to hear. He knew the wrath of Chi Chi as he knew the wrath of Bulma. Only he wasn't near as scared of Chi Chi's as he was of his mate's. He got up off the couch and walked towards the door. On his way, he noticed the Care Bear and baby blanket the rested where Gohan had been sitting. He stopped for a moment to look at them.
"Hey! Vegeta, you coming, or is Your Mom?" Gohan asked. He was already outside waiting for him.
Vegeta smiled, and looked from the couch to the open door that Gohan stood outside of. 'So, little Gohan is still there.' Vegeta thought. 'I'll have to tell Bulma about this....maybe she'll give me something "extra" special.' He smiled widely and went for the door. Once out side, Gohan closed the door and motioned for Vegeta to follow him. It wasn't Vegeta's style to follow, but all he really cared about, at the moment, was getting this all over and done with so he could go home for his "surprise".
Gohan lifted into the air, as did Vegeta, and they flew off in the direction of the moon. After about 2 minutes of sighlent flying, Gohan pointed to a big clearing of trees on a little mountain side.
"There!" Gohan told Vegeta.
They swooped down closer to the earth and slowly descended onto the open, rocky ledge that stuck out of the mountain's side.
Gohan had his back turned to Vegeta and Vegeta had his arms crossed, waiting impatiently.
"Well....?" Vegeta asked.
"I'm not going to wait all night Brat!" He hissed at him.
"Vegeta...." Gohan said very quietly. "I....I, accept your, helping me...." He told Vegeta completely embarrassed. He turned around to face him. His cheeks were the reddest that Vegeta had seen them in a long time, and he had on a goofy face that he, no doubt, got from his father.
Gohan shuffled his feet a bit.
"Uh....Vegeta, I, uh....Ya see I got this little thing going on with my....a, well, ya know, my, my....little, friend. (^_^) I, I, I've asked my Mom about it, and I've even gone as far as to look it up, but I can't find out anything about it anywhere and I was thinking that maybe....
Vegeta smiled in a way that let Gohan know that he understood.
"Don't worry about it kid....It's not like you don't have anything I don't have. Besides, if I recall correctly, the first day we met and fought each other, by the end of it, you were completely naked on top of me, which was grows." Vegeta said with amusement and discus.
"Oh yeah....I forgot about that...." Gohan said, rubbing the back of his head. At this time, Gohan's attitude changed back "tough guy" mode.
"But anyway, I never actually said that I wanted you to "look" at it!" Gohan said a little embarrassed and annoyed. "Ewe...."
Vegeta got a little ticked by this. "I never said I was going to look at it! You were just hinting at a problem you were having with it, and sometimes that involves looking at it!!! I won't look at it if you don't want me to, I would prefer not looking at it at all, but, if I must!!!" Vegeta shot back at him.
Gohan shook his head and smiled. "I know....but....."
"But what?" Vegeta asked.
"Your Mom!!!...." Gohan yelled at him while looking down and laughing. He looked up at Vegeta and had a smile that, surprisingly, looked innocent. He giggled, no, chuckled (sounds more manly) some more before shutting up.
"Humph, Whatever Brat...." Vegeta said calmly, but annoyed.
Then, only a few seconds later, both of them felt something very strange shoot through their bodies, mainly their stomachs. It was a weird, but very familiar feeling, a feeling......of evil.
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Big cliffy, I know, and I'm sorry. Forgive me, but I couldn't resist and I'm tiered and new that if I didn't stop there that I'd have a lot more to write. Well, tell me what ya thought please. Do you like the way it's going, is it what you expected, do you hate it. Thanks....^_^ I'm to tiered to smile....................
Next Time: What was that? Who was that? What do Gohan and Vegeta do? Do they go their seperait ways and forget about it, or what? And does Vegeta get his "special surprise" from Bulma? Fined out next time on, Your Mom!
^_^
I'm also sorry that I haven't been updating "Your Mom!" and "After Cell/A.C." for the past couple of days. #1 I was drawing a blank on both stories. #2 My computer's being a BUTT HEAD!!! It won't let me, or wasn't letting me, get on any web sites for some reason And #3 I'm a very busy person right now. I get up at 5:30, go to school at 7:00, take the bus to my grandma's at 2:00 P.M., where I have a Bible study lesson with her until 5:00, and then I have piano lessons for an hour and now on Saturdays and Fridays I have rehearsals, for a play I'm in, for 4 hours! (Takes in big breath and sighs) Wow....That's a lot of crap I "have" to do. So all and all, I get about 2 to 3 hours of my own time every weekday night, and that time is spent doing homework! I really only have Saturday evenings, and Sunday afternoons to do whatever I want with. I'm so sleepy....I can't remember the last time I've slept in past 8....Uh! What am I dragging on for, I got a story to write and u probably want to read it, I'm assuming you do, since you clicked on it...
Your Mom!
Chapter 3
No!!!
"Hell No!!!" Gohan shot at Vegeta. He took the remote in his hands, turned off T.V. and stopped the movie.
He sat looking at the T.V. feeling insulted. He wondered though, why he wanted to help him. 'It's really nice and out of character for him to be doing this, but....Ah, Gohan! Don't let your "sensitive" side get in the way!' He thought, while he twitched and moved around, shifting his eyes back and forth between Vegeta and the T.V.
"Why would you want to help me...Your Mom?" Gohan asked him in a deep voice, chuckling a bit at his last few words.
Vegeta was sighlent for a moment, before replying. "Cause I feel like it and I'm in an unusually good mood today. Besides, the wench made me come! Also" Vegeta hesitated. "You're not all that bad...."
Gohan leaned back into the soft couch and pulled a Vegeta smile of pride.
Vegeta continued. "Also, my son will grow up too and I want to be able to "somewhat" help him. Not a lot though, I want him to get through it, mostly, on his own."
"Figured something like that'd be the reason. That or Your Mom." Gohan said a little disappointed, but at the same time happy that he wasn't sorry for him. Vegeta was trying with all his might to ecnor those 2 stupid words that Gohan always used. "And....I know it's been hard on you loosing your Father and all, not that I care, and...." He paused briefly. "I pity you Brat...."
Gohan's mouth dropped slightly. Half of him was happy while the other half was angry. But all around he was just, surprised. Gohan was fighting against his emotions, he didn't know which to let out. He finally decided to let both out at the same time. Bad choice.
"You want, to help me?....No! I mean, just what kind of help were you thinking about? Cause if you want to help me with the stuff I'm "really" having problems with, No way!!! I'm not that desperate, wait, No! I'm not desperate at all!!! Forget it! Just cause I'm a total wreck without my Dad doesn't mean you have to help me....! Wait...." Gohan blushed with frustration.
Vegeta just smiled and waited for him to cool off. Gohan took in and out deep breaths for a few minutes, while the red slowly left his face.
"You done?" Vegeta asked annoyed.
"Your Moms done!" Gohan shot back.
Vegeta gave him a grave look. "Would you Shut up about my Mother!!! It's getting very annoying!" He yelled at Gohan. "And, besides....I never knew my Mother." (tear)He said sounding a little emotional, but mostly just pissed.
"Okay, With what?!" Gohan said somewhat amused.
"Your little emotional mood-swing. Now then, I'd like to have an answer about me helping you. Yes or no, I don't care which one you pick, just pick one!!!" Vegeta said with little patients.
Gohan started to feel angry again and his energy started to swell, but Vegeta sensed it.
"Oh, get over it!!!!! I'd like to get an answer out of you so I can go home. So, hurry it up!" Vegeta yelled.
Gohan calmed down and looked at his feet, and then back at Vegeta.
"Let's go outside." Gohan suggested.
Vegeta raised an eyebrow. "Outside? Why? I want an answer!"
"Just, shut up and do it! You want your answer, and I'll give it to you, outside!" Gohan told him as he stood up and started for the door.
"If we keep having little out bursts, we might wake up my Mom." Gohan stopped at the coat rack and looked through it for his.
"You think she's bad enough not pregnant. Think what it'd be like if we woke her up when she was." He found a coat to his liking and put it on.
Those 2 simple sentences were all that Vegeta needed to hear. He knew the wrath of Chi Chi as he knew the wrath of Bulma. Only he wasn't near as scared of Chi Chi's as he was of his mate's. He got up off the couch and walked towards the door. On his way, he noticed the Care Bear and baby blanket the rested where Gohan had been sitting. He stopped for a moment to look at them.
"Hey! Vegeta, you coming, or is Your Mom?" Gohan asked. He was already outside waiting for him.
Vegeta smiled, and looked from the couch to the open door that Gohan stood outside of. 'So, little Gohan is still there.' Vegeta thought. 'I'll have to tell Bulma about this....maybe she'll give me something "extra" special.' He smiled widely and went for the door. Once out side, Gohan closed the door and motioned for Vegeta to follow him. It wasn't Vegeta's style to follow, but all he really cared about, at the moment, was getting this all over and done with so he could go home for his "surprise".
Gohan lifted into the air, as did Vegeta, and they flew off in the direction of the moon. After about 2 minutes of sighlent flying, Gohan pointed to a big clearing of trees on a little mountain side.
"There!" Gohan told Vegeta.
They swooped down closer to the earth and slowly descended onto the open, rocky ledge that stuck out of the mountain's side.
Gohan had his back turned to Vegeta and Vegeta had his arms crossed, waiting impatiently.
"Well....?" Vegeta asked.
"I'm not going to wait all night Brat!" He hissed at him.
"Vegeta...." Gohan said very quietly. "I....I, accept your, helping me...." He told Vegeta completely embarrassed. He turned around to face him. His cheeks were the reddest that Vegeta had seen them in a long time, and he had on a goofy face that he, no doubt, got from his father.
Gohan shuffled his feet a bit.
"Uh....Vegeta, I, uh....Ya see I got this little thing going on with my....a, well, ya know, my, my....little, friend. (^_^) I, I, I've asked my Mom about it, and I've even gone as far as to look it up, but I can't find out anything about it anywhere and I was thinking that maybe....
Vegeta smiled in a way that let Gohan know that he understood.
"Don't worry about it kid....It's not like you don't have anything I don't have. Besides, if I recall correctly, the first day we met and fought each other, by the end of it, you were completely naked on top of me, which was grows." Vegeta said with amusement and discus.
"Oh yeah....I forgot about that...." Gohan said, rubbing the back of his head. At this time, Gohan's attitude changed back "tough guy" mode.
"But anyway, I never actually said that I wanted you to "look" at it!" Gohan said a little embarrassed and annoyed. "Ewe...."
Vegeta got a little ticked by this. "I never said I was going to look at it! You were just hinting at a problem you were having with it, and sometimes that involves looking at it!!! I won't look at it if you don't want me to, I would prefer not looking at it at all, but, if I must!!!" Vegeta shot back at him.
Gohan shook his head and smiled. "I know....but....."
"But what?" Vegeta asked.
"Your Mom!!!...." Gohan yelled at him while looking down and laughing. He looked up at Vegeta and had a smile that, surprisingly, looked innocent. He giggled, no, chuckled (sounds more manly) some more before shutting up.
"Humph, Whatever Brat...." Vegeta said calmly, but annoyed.
Then, only a few seconds later, both of them felt something very strange shoot through their bodies, mainly their stomachs. It was a weird, but very familiar feeling, a feeling......of evil.
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Big cliffy, I know, and I'm sorry. Forgive me, but I couldn't resist and I'm tiered and new that if I didn't stop there that I'd have a lot more to write. Well, tell me what ya thought please. Do you like the way it's going, is it what you expected, do you hate it. Thanks....^_^ I'm to tiered to smile....................
Next Time: What was that? Who was that? What do Gohan and Vegeta do? Do they go their seperait ways and forget about it, or what? And does Vegeta get his "special surprise" from Bulma? Fined out next time on, Your Mom!
^_^