Read the older disclaimers! I don't wanna write one right now!
Link: wakes up in a field of flowers Buh?
Tetra: wearing some kind of dress Hi, Link! picks flowers, skips over and puts them in his hair
Link: I don't know what's going on here... BUT I LIKES IT!
Tetra: Hump me, sausage-man! rolls in flowers with Link Let's make a baby!
Link: WHOA, WHOA! I don't want a kid!
Tetra: wearing different clothes, looks angry Well, maybe you should've thought of that beforehand!
Link: But... but we never did nothin'!
Tetra: IT'S YOUR SON, YOU BASTARD!!!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! starts running
world: shatters like glass, falls down, revealing blackness and flames
Link: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
big funky bug head skull thing: BROOOOOOOGH!
Link: YAAAAAAAAH!
floating pirate heads: chanting It's your baby! It's your baby! It's your baby! It's your baby! IT'S YOUR BABY! IT'S YOUR BABY!
flames: start up all around Link
angry flying ticks: reeeee! swarm on Link
Link: EEEEEEEEAGHBLE!
bfbhst: BROOOOOOOGH!
Link: WAH!
mystery waterfall: sploosh
Link: rises in hammock Ppppppbpbpbpbttpttptbptpbptptbpbptbptpt!!! opens eyes What... huh?
Gonzo: Shut up, you butt!
Nerdo: You okay, Link? You ate some bad stick.
Tetra: Oh good, he's up. GET UP HERE NOW!
-On deck
Mr. Cactus: Studies show that the most promising target happens to be that eskimo guy who runs the outside shop on Windfall.
Authors' note: If you know that bastard's name, please tell us or we'll have to call him Nanook, and we know that ain't his name.
Tetra: We've spotted another ship. They look like pirates.
Niko: What're we gonna do?
Tetra: We'll head over there and talk things out. You know, see if they know anything.
all: ¿o.o?
Tetra: And then we blow em to bits and take their loot!
all: Hooray!
-a little later...
Tetra: talking to the other Captain I am the Captain of this ship.
Captain Swampy: Yarr! Arr! I be a pirate, YARRR!!
Polly: Wark! Pirate! Wark!
Tetra: What's in your hold?
Capt. Swampy: Yarr! DUBLOONS!! YARR!
Tetra: What are you looking for?
Polly: Wark! Dubloons! Wark!
Tetra: Will you shut up?
Capt. Swampy: YARR! INGOTS, DUBLOONS!! YEEARGH!! ARR! GIVE ME YAR TREASURE, ARG ARG!
Polly: Wark! Treasure! Yar!... I mean,
Tetra: to her crew You know what to do!
all: Yes, ma'am! take their treasure and burn their ship
Capt. Swampy: on fire Nooo, not me treasure!!! Yaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!
Polly: plucked and roasted Waaaaaaaark!!
-later on Windfall...
Nanook: Oh my, I have got a letter! I wonder if it pertains to that! reads letter Oh dear me, it does not! It does not involve that at all! It doesn't even mention that!
-later...
Tetra: He oughta show up soon.
Nanook: Hello, I am here! I will gladly pay you for not releasing those pictures of myself in reprobate and reputation-destroying situations! Or, would you possibly accept that as just compensation?
Tetra: What?
Nanook: You know. That. Yes, would you please accept that from me?
Link: Don't do it. He's a no-good con artist, you saw the pictures!
Tetra: Shh. Now, money's money, but that... that could be anything! drools
Gonzo: Now, Miss Tetra...
Tetra: We'll take that!
Nanook: A very wise decision, young lady. I can tell from your choice that you are a born leader, and a very effective one, too. takes pictures, drops a box, and runs away
-back on the boat...
Link: imitating Nanook Oh, please. Please take that. imitating Tetra Okay, that sounds great! now himself It's a freaking STICK! It's not even a good stick. holds it up See? See?! Look! It's skinny and short and brittle! stick breaks Oh mercy me, it's a miracle! Now we have two of that!!!!
Tetra: boiling mad Mr. Cactus?
Mr. Cactus: A-yeeeeeeeeeees?
Tetra: ...You know what to do.
-The next morning, in Nanook's bed
Nanook: yawn, stretch Oh my, what is that right there in my bed? That thing there, right under the sheets? removes sheets (insert long-ass, high-pitched girly scream)
-On the ship
Tetra: hears scream He has NO idea who he's fucked with.
Link: Well, that big shark from last night ate all but the bait's head... I suppose it's the best way to get rid of it.
Authors' note: Remember who the bait was?
Tetra: Well, both those bastards deserve it.
Mr. Cactus: By the way, miss Tetra, I did find a treasure chart in his room last night.
Tetra: sparkly eyes Lemme see, lemme see! looks at chart
Link: Well, what's it say?
Tetra: I can't make heads nor tails of this crap! toss
Link: catch Hey! I know where that is! drops grappling hook into water, hauls up chest
Tetra: MINE! shove
Link: Hey!
Tetra: opens chest, eyes go huge n sparkly
All: look in chest Oh, snap!
Tetra: It's... it's...
Link: Golden chicken skeletons!!!! WE'RE RICH!!!!!!!!!!
Tetra: Freaking golden chicken skeletons?!
Gonzo: Miss Tetra, do you know how MUCH those are WORTH?!
-to be continued