Yay! It's party time! Imaginary cake and ice cream and party hat's for
all! I think I'm a little over due, but oh well, it's better then I usually
do.
"Did someone say cake? And ice cream?!" Gohan drools a river of saliva all over Vegeta.
"Get away from me BAKA!" Vegeta yells at Gohan.
Yep, that's what I said Gohan.
"Hmmmm......I love cake......" Gohan says with a small retarded smile.
......Yeah, cough Anyway......I am so sorry peeps, it's been forever since I've updated this story, and it's my most popular one too! But, it's updated now and I'm already working on the next chapter. Oh, and yayness, I finally get to use a scanner that works, so I have some pics from this story that are in my computer and ready to be sent to all of you......some...... So remember to leave me your e-mail address, or log-in before you review.
Oh, and in the 6 chapter, which is now lost among the many Documents in my computer, Tamata is how his name is spelled, and he is not the "generally", he is the general. I wouldn't be telling you this, but seeing as that it is no where to be found, this was the only way.
Okay, I think that's it for right now, ah lets see........wait......Disclaimer: I don't......
Vegeta glares at the Wiggly one
"Enough already! Get on with the blasted story!" He yells impatiently.
Okay, okay! Geez, I was just making sure I told em everything they needed to know!......Okay! Places everyone!
Vegeta grabs the, still drooling, Gohan by the collar of his shirt and drags him away
"But," Gohan starts. "I want cake!!!!!"
Your Mom!
Chapter 7
Oh where oh where has my pregnant mom gone?
......Pain, suffering, agony......was all that Vegeta could feel, think and hear.
He and Gohan had been flying in the direction of the "rising sun" for some time now, about two to three hours. And for the last hour or so, Vegeta had been having to put up with and listen to Gohan's random singing of annoying songs, with the occasional twist of his own originality.
He had been singing mostly nursery rimes and Disney tunes, which are well known to be annoying, at least to someone like Vegeta.
"Da sea veed is always greena, in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up dar, but dat is a big mistake. Just look at da world around you, right here on da ocean floor. Such wonderful tings around you, what more is you looking far!?" He was currently singing the song Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid, and was, and had been, flying all over the place!
One second he was way up high above Vegeta, the next he was down in the trees, then he'd be practically on top of him, then way infront of him and then way behinde him. He was doing all kinds of weird things too; back flips, front flips, flip flops! Vegeta didn't know how much longer he could take all the madness of a highly caffeinated and sugar-a-fide pre-teen! He had already asked him multiple times to "kindly" shut up, but he would only be quiet for a grand total of about 30 seconds before starting up again.
"Unda da sea! Unda da sea! Darling it's betta, down where it's weta, take it from me! Up on da shore day work all day, out in da sun day slave away!......a......blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah bla-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h!"
That was it, Vegeta could no longer stand it. The nonsense had to end.
He quickly worked up a power blast in the palm of his hand and through it at Gohan, who was still singing the Little Mermaid song and doing flip flops and what not.
"Unda da-Aaaaahhhhh!" Gohan let out a loud ear piercing yell right in the middle of the song.
Vegeta had been right on target, seeing as the blast hit him right on the butt.
Gohan was frantically looking for some kind of body of water to dip his burning behind in. He was doing the shimmy and jiggling and wiggling (like a chicken! ) trying to put out the flame upon his rear.
Vegeta was rolling in the air from laughter. Even though he had aimed for Gohan's butt, he didn't really expect that it was actually going to hit him there.
Gohan finally found a body of water and raced down to it while yelling back at Vegeta.
"You Turkey Dick!"
This only made him laugh more.
"Where the Hell does he get these ridicules names?!" Vegeta had been laughing so hard, that his side started to ache with pain, and he had to lower himself to the ground.
He landed near the lake......or pond, that Gohan was hovering over. He was carefully dipping his arss in and out of the water until he finally just dunked the whole thing in.
Vegeta had calmed down by this point, but still wore a wide smirk upon his lips.
Gohan, had scrunched up into a ball so as not to get the rest of his body wet, he glared over at Vegeta.
"What was that for Vegeta?!" He yelled as he rose his butt out of the water and looked over his shoulder and down his back to see that there was now a big hole reveling his happy face underwear.
Vegeta's smirk disappeared for a moment.
"You had it coming kid. Don't blame me for your own self stupidity."
Gohan furrowed his brow and poked his butt towards Vegeta.
"But look what you did to my Butt!" He shouted while pointing at it.
Vegeta saw on Gohan's rear a classic yellow happy face, which he assumed to be his underwear, smiling at him. Once again, Vegeta slowly smiled into a smirk, until he started to laugh. He clutched his stomach as the same side pains from before came back.
"Oh," He started, still laughing. "I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!"
This made Gohan even madder then he already was.
"Shut up Vegeta! You ruined my pants!"
Vegeta sank down to the ground and pounded his fists against the sand.
"Well hey, look at it this way." He paused to catch his breath. "At least I didn't burn a hole through your "smiley face" underwear! Ahahahahahaha!"
Gohan looked at his butt again.
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with smiley face underwear! It's funny. Besides, I didn't get it, Krillen got it for me as a gag Birthday present." Gohan said, trying to defend his underwear and pride.
"Well, of course it's funny." Vegeta was finally starting to calm down. "I wouldn't be laughing if it wasn't." He stood up with a smirk.
Gohan didn't really know what to say to that.
"......Well......still......Awh crap. I'm gonna have to fight those Dick Heads like this!" Gohan breathed in deep and looked at Vegeta with a pouty face.
Vegeta let out a humph of amusement while slowly lifting himself into the air.
"Come on." He started. "Let's keep going." Vegeta flew back to where they had been before Gohan's butt had caught fire.
"Alright......" Gohan said under his breath, as he went to catch up with Vegeta.
They flew side by side in silence, which was a little uncomfortable and tempting for Gohan. He wanted to do something to break the silence, he wanted to sing. But as if Vegeta was reading his mind, he told Gohan.
"Don't even think about it......" Without even so much as turning his head to look at Gohan.
Gohan again got a pouty face, but he didn't want his butt or any other part of his body to catch fire again, so he tried to stay quiet......
------10 seconds later------
"Oh where oh where has my pregnant mom gone? Oh where oh where could she be?" Gohan was singing the tune "oh where has my little dog gone", only he'd changed the words to work with the situation that they were in. "I have searched the East and have searched the south, but she is nowhere to......a......see." He had trouble trying find a word that'd rimed with be.
"Would you shut up already Brat!" I've tried to be reasonably nice about it, but I just can't stand it any longer! Besides, we have no idea where this place is, or if there'll be any hints or clues to the location along the way. Also, you never know, they could be setting up an ambushed for us and we wouldn't be able to here anything because of your, incessant, jabbering!" Vegeta breathed in and out heavily and tried to regain control over his temper.
Gohan did shut up, but he wasn't going to shut up completely with out a good fight.
"So, it's not like we can't sense them or feel their energy." Gohan told Vegeta, trying to give him every reason why he shouldn't have to shut up.
"So, that's not the point!" Vegeta yelled. "We don't know what they are, they could be androids for all we know! And, your constant singing is distracting, I can't focus on anything while having to listen to your frog for a voice!"
Gohan was insulted.
"Well you don't exactly have the prettiest voice either Vegeta." He shot back.
"That's not the point you annoying, insignificant, burden from Hell! The point is, that unless you shut that annoying, rambling hole in your face, we may never find your Mother!......Alive at least." Vegeta finished quietly and flew ahead of Gohan.
Gohan new Vegeta was right, he could mess everything up if he didn't shut up. His pride had just gotten the best of him.
'I don't need to sing anyway, I just don't like being told what to do.' Gohan's inner monolog told him. 'Mom's more important then winning some stupid verbal fight.'
He flew up to Vegeta, eyes staring straight ahead.
"Okay Vegeta," He started with a smile. "I'll shut up......"
Vegeta looked over at Gohan with wide eyes, he didn't actually think that the child was going to give in.
"You're right, I could mess it all up......and I do sound like a frog." He looked over at Vegeta still smiling, and Vegeta gave him a smirk in return.
"From here on out no more goofing off, at least not too much......" Gohan said humorously.
Vegeta's smile grew and he reached out his hand to Gohan.
"Deal......" He said as he and Gohan shook hands.
(I was thinking of ending it here, but thought that you all deserved better. )
They flew for over another three hours, and by this point, the entire sun could be seen not too far, but far enough, above the horizon line. They were flying at a rather slow rate so as not to miss anything that might be of any importance.
Vegeta was growing more and more impatient and Gohan was growing more and more worried the more time that went by with out any evidence that they were even headed in the right direction.
"Ah! How the Hell are we supposed to find this place?!" Vegeta yelled in rage.
"Tamata said that we'll know when we're there. That the info on the sticky note was all that we needed." Gohan told Vegeta trying to calm him down.
"Bah, you can't believe everything you here Gohan, you're just like your father that way, too trusting! That's part of the reason why he's dead ya know, he put way too much faith and trust in you. Not to mention his enemies."
"Shut up Vegeta! Don't compare me to my father, and don't you dare talk about him like that!" Gohan yelled in defense of his father's honor. He was very sensitive when it came to his father or anything Cell related. He felt his cheeks warm up and his vision became blurry from tears that were forming in his eyes.
"And you don't have to rub it in, I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT!......." Gohan started to lag behind until he completely stopped.
Vegeta had been purposely encoring Gohan, but he sensed that he had slowed way down and come to a stop, and he knew that that wasn't a good sign. He turned around and saw Gohan floating in mid air with his head hung low.
'Is he crying?' Vegeta thought. He hadn't meant to upset Gohan, at least not this much. He had just gotten so enraged that he was telling him the harsh truth, that Gohan already knew, and didn't need to relive. Even though he could really care less about Gohan's or anyone else's feelings for that matter, he knew he had to do something.
As much as Vegeta hated the thought of it, he had to go apologize, other wise they'd never be able to find those retard Tella Tubose and get on with there fricken lives. Not to mention that Vegeta would never be able to find out what his stupid surprise is.
Vegeta let out a grunt. 'That kid can be so unstable at times.' With that, he came to a stop and flew back towards Gohan. When he reached Gohan—turned his back to him.
Vegeta growled and smacked his hand against his thigh.
"Awh- Damit kid, don't do this to me!" Vegeta yelled with frustration.
"What, I didn't do anything." Gohan mumbled with a sniff.
"I'm trying......I'm trying......" Vegeta was having trouble saying it. He never liked to show feelings of any kind or towards anyone. "To...... to apologize!" He said between clenched teeth.
Gohan lifted his head up a bit, and slowly turned around. His cheeks were stained with silent tears and his eyes were blood shot. He whipped his nose with his arm and slightly smiled.
"Are you serious?" His eyes lit up a bit as did his smile.
"Of course I am Brat! Now, I'm sorry, so there." Now Vegeta turned his back to Gohan. He was glad it was over with. He expected that it would take Gohan a little while to start feeling completely better and back to his normal old chippery annoying self again, but he was wrong.
Right at that moment Gohan gave Vegeta's leg a BIG hug!
"What the?!" Vegeta yelled, trying to kick Gohan off of him.
"You're so nice Vegeta!" Gohan said in a very annoying chippery girl like voice. "Thanks for apologizing too! Gasps! Do you think we'll be friends, FOREVER!" He said, hugging Vegeta's leg even tighter. He wasn't being serious though, he just wanted to have a little fun, and knew that it would piss Vegeta off......And that was always funny......even if he was being serious.
Vegeta on the other hand, didn't find it funny at all, and was swearing up a storm.
"Get the Hell off of me Boy! If I knew that apologizing was going to make you this happy, I wouldn't have done it! I preferred you mopy!" He grabbed Gohan by the hair and started yanking on it.
Gohan had his eyes closed the whole time.
"Oh come on Vegeta! Ow!" He chuckled, minus the ow. "I was just kidding. Besides, it's not like you haven't apologized to me before. Remember the Cell Games?" He opened his eyes and his face, because of Vegeta pulling his hair and what not, happened to be looking downward into the forest, where he saw something rather strange.
A pair of what, looked like, glowing red eyes, looking up at them.
"What?" Gohan said out loud to himself.
"Hey Vegeta, do you see—Aaahhh!" Vegeta had given him a good tug and had pulled out some hair in the process, causing Gohan to close his eyes tightly.
Vegeta forced Gohan's head back with his hand, and put his face right up to his face.
"Would you kindly get off of......" He was interrupted by Gohan.
"Vegeta......did you see that." He said, releasing his leg.
"See what?" He asked sternly.
"Those red glowing thi......" He looked down and saw that the "red eyes" were gone.
"Where did they go?" He started to search the forest with his eyes in hopes of finding it/them or another one of whatever those things were again.
"What are you talking about?" Vegeta asked, too confused by Gohan's question and reaction to be stern in anyway. Just then, a whole group of birds flew up out of the forest from behind them, in front of them and on both sides.
"What the Hell?........" Vegeta looked at the birds, seeming to come from everywhere, around them......in a circle.
"Their surrounding us......" Gohan said. Both tried to piec together what exactly was happening. Gohan could feel some slight energy coming from below them.
"Do you feel that?" He asked Vegeta, not taking his eyes off the forest.
"Yes, but what is it?" He replied.
"It has to be the Tella Tubos, or something." Gohan whispered as it got quieter since the birds were now further away.
"This isn't a public touring place......" Gohan continued.
At that moment, the trees started to sway and rustling noises and twigs snapping could be heard.
"Get ready......" Gohan said as he and Vegeta got back to back.
The trees continued to sway and the twigs continued to snap under some sort of pressure. After waiting for a while, the trees stopped swaying and the twigs stopped breaking, but nothing more happened.
"Come on, let's go check it out." Gohan said as he slowly descended down to the forest floor. Vegeta followed close behind.
When they landed, it was dead quiet and both Gohan and Vegeta got chills up their spines as they once again got back to back.
After looking around a bit and seeing nothing, Gohan decided to call for them. He knew they were there, or at least that whatever it was, that it had something to do with Tamata.
"Hello?......" Gohan said quietly and a little timidly.
"......Is anyone there?" There was no answer.
Vegeta was growing impatient.
"Show your selves!" He demanded.
Once again the trees swayed and the twigs snapped, but this time it only lasted a few short seconds. Out from the underbrush and trees came the ones, the creatures, responsible for scaring the birds, swaying the trees, and crushing the twigs.
"Oh shit......" Vegeta said with a gaping mouth.
"Dido......" Gohan replied quietly.
These, things, were hug! They're height seemed to range between 8 to 12 feet! And there were lots, about 10 total surrounding them. They looked like some sort of reptile dragon like creature. Short horns crowning their heads, flaring nostrils and main like a horse, a long face, evil yet relaxed looking eyes, sharp claws on both hands and feet, drooping ears and rat like tails. Though they were and appeared to be very strong and dangerous creatures, they hunched over horribly like they were trying to protect themselves from something and looked as if they had been starved. Many of them even had scares, some more then others.
"Are, are these the Tella Tubos?" Vegeta asked Gohan, hoping that they weren't.
"I'd think so, except for that they look a little mistreated, like they aren't in the best of shape....." Gohan finished, hoping that he was wrong.
"What?!" Vegeta said quietly. "Are you trying to say that you think these are the slaves that that Tamata freak was talking about!"
"Unfortunately, yeah, but I hope not." Gohan replied.
"No shit." Vegeta said. "If these are the slaves, I don't even want to know what the Tella Tubos look like."
"I know......" Gohan said with a little shakiness in his voice.
They stopped talking as the large creatures were now only 4 feet away from them all around. One stepped forward in front of Gohan and looked the two up and down briefly before asking in a husky voice even deeper then Piccolo's.
"Are you the ones? The Saiyans?......" He asked.
Gohan hesitated for a moment.
"......Y-yes......" Gohan said slowly. "But who are you."
The creature did nothing, but continued to stare at Gohan, until without notice he, or she, or it, () grabbed him by the arm.
"Hey!" Gohan shouted out.
The same happened to Vegeta, and he to shout out.
"Do not worry," The creature said. "We are just here to take you to general Tamata."
Gohan snapped his arm away from the creature.
"We can walk ourselves to wherever it is we're going." Gohan hissed.
There was a long moment of silence and the creature looked almost sadly at Gohan.
"As you wish......" He, she or it, turned around and started walking back into the forest, in the process talking to some of the other creatures in some unknown dialect, language that neither Gohan nor Vegeta could recognize. The creature that was holding Vegeta's arm released it and too started walking.
Vegeta and Gohan stood where they were fore a little while, not knowing exactly what to do, until the same creature that talked to Gohan before called back to them.
"Are you coming?......"
Vegeta and Gohan took a quick look at each other and then both of them, keeping a close eye on the creatures, followed them into the forest.
Geepers that was an interesting chapter! So what did ya think? Thanks to all my reviewers and readers for sticking with me after such a long leave of absence. Oh, and I just figured out the obvious, that I can go into my story on fanfiction and copy cut and past it back into word. I am such a dumb arss.
Oh, and sorry, I know a lot of you had questions, and I wrote them all down, but then i lost the fricken piece of paper! Gerness! And I think that some of you wanted to see my pics, but like I said before, the Damn scanner was broken, so I didn't have any from this story in my computer. But I have some now and will be putting more in very soon. Yayfulness! The 9th DBZ movie comes out August 17th! WOOHOO! I thought they'd never get it out.
Remember, this is my big updating party, so I've updated my other stories too.
UPDATED CHAPTERS:
Attack of the Killer Wiggle Chicken!
A play on something really funny that my mom did when she was little and had a baby duckling that followed her everywhere, one day she acsidentaly stepped on it and broke it's neck and she went and showed ot to her Mom and asked her to fix it. It's also a play on my pen name.
In the story, Goten finds an "already dead" chicken in the middle of the woods, which is weird. He takes it home to Gohan and asks him to fix it, cause he doesn't get that it's already dead. Of course he can't fix an already dead chicken, so......what's a big brother to do? But when "a bored" Trunks calls asking for Goten to come play at his place......all Hell breaks loose! Why? Because there's more to this "supposedly dead" chicken, then meats the eye......
Saiyan Bordom and Depression, SUGAR and BEER! Basically, Bulma and Vegeta get into a fight and she takes Baby Trunks and leaves Vegeta. But know one knows how long she's going to be gone, or if she's even coming back. Gohan's a bit out of character, but I could really care less in this story. Gohan wants to help Vegeta feel better, so he gives him sugar, beer, alcohol and sharpies, he too uses the overwhelming power and they end up doing really stupid things.....Eventually the whole Z gang, at least most of them, end up having a big party at Capsule Corp. and are throwing up all over the place, due to all ickfulness in their stomachs. But what happens? Does Bulma come back? 0.o And what about Gohan? He is an under aged drinker! Gasps!
AC My End I recently updated it, so it's not exactly a party one, but the new chapter's there.
It's what I think should have happened in the time following the Cell Games. It answers all the unanswered questions; what happened to Lime? When did Krillen and 18 get married? How'd everyone cope with Goku's death? And what about Goten and Marron?
It's also a mixture of how I think DragonBall Z should have ended and how Akira Toryiama originally wanted to end it. And believe me, what he originally wanted to do, was much better......It eventually turns into a Gohan and Videl, but that's a little ways off in the story right now. Tis a drama.
NEW The Day I Died It's about what I think happened, should have happened, in the future that never was. It starts with Goku's death and goes all the way up through Gohan's death. It's a Gohan fanfic, and kind-of a Future Trunks one too. But it's told from Gohan's point of view. Hey I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
Do excuse me people for what I am about to write, but this is on a personal note to whomever the anonymous reviewer, "Dude......you suck ()" is, from my and Hiei's Dark Dragon's story, titled "OUR POINTLESS STORY!" Just incase he or she happens to be reading Hell Yeah it sucked, you inconsiderate Baka! Yes, the story did suck, but we said in the beginning that it was going to be stupid, crap and pointless, or in other words, it was going to suck! . You didn't have to repeat what we obviously already knew!
The words you chose and the way you used them were completely unacceptable! UNEXCEPTABLE! I mean, I don't mined criticism towards my stories, or even towards me, but saying, "That sucked ass. Bitch." was completely unneeded.
You don't even know me, I am not a Bitch, and you have no right what so ever to call me one. I did nothing to provoke you or anyone else to call me such a thing. And, just for your information, there's more then one Bitch, there are two, and when you mess with one of us, you mess with both of us! If you read correctly, there were two of us.
And maybe, if you don't like reading stuff that, as you so bluntly put it, "sucks ass!" then maybe you should pay a little more attention to what the author(s) say about the story in the author's note(s). and summaries BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY START READING THE BLASTED STORY!!!!!......
Looks over at cowering chickens and "nice" readers and reviewers......So sorry about that people, but hey, a girls gotta stick up for herself, and for the good and safety of other fanfiction writers.
From now on, when there is a writer in flamer danger, I'll be there. (or at least I'll try to be. )
From now on, I am Super Wiggle-Chicken! Defender of writers, nightmare to flamers! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, don't think that I don't want criticism anymore folks, I just don't want people I don't know calling me a Bitch or something like that. You can call my story a bitch, but not me. Now then, onward my fellow chickens, we must report the misusage of the review!
"Did someone say cake? And ice cream?!" Gohan drools a river of saliva all over Vegeta.
"Get away from me BAKA!" Vegeta yells at Gohan.
Yep, that's what I said Gohan.
"Hmmmm......I love cake......" Gohan says with a small retarded smile.
......Yeah, cough Anyway......I am so sorry peeps, it's been forever since I've updated this story, and it's my most popular one too! But, it's updated now and I'm already working on the next chapter. Oh, and yayness, I finally get to use a scanner that works, so I have some pics from this story that are in my computer and ready to be sent to all of you......some...... So remember to leave me your e-mail address, or log-in before you review.
Oh, and in the 6 chapter, which is now lost among the many Documents in my computer, Tamata is how his name is spelled, and he is not the "generally", he is the general. I wouldn't be telling you this, but seeing as that it is no where to be found, this was the only way.
Okay, I think that's it for right now, ah lets see........wait......Disclaimer: I don't......
Vegeta glares at the Wiggly one
"Enough already! Get on with the blasted story!" He yells impatiently.
Okay, okay! Geez, I was just making sure I told em everything they needed to know!......Okay! Places everyone!
Vegeta grabs the, still drooling, Gohan by the collar of his shirt and drags him away
"But," Gohan starts. "I want cake!!!!!"
Your Mom!
Chapter 7
Oh where oh where has my pregnant mom gone?
......Pain, suffering, agony......was all that Vegeta could feel, think and hear.
He and Gohan had been flying in the direction of the "rising sun" for some time now, about two to three hours. And for the last hour or so, Vegeta had been having to put up with and listen to Gohan's random singing of annoying songs, with the occasional twist of his own originality.
He had been singing mostly nursery rimes and Disney tunes, which are well known to be annoying, at least to someone like Vegeta.
"Da sea veed is always greena, in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up dar, but dat is a big mistake. Just look at da world around you, right here on da ocean floor. Such wonderful tings around you, what more is you looking far!?" He was currently singing the song Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid, and was, and had been, flying all over the place!
One second he was way up high above Vegeta, the next he was down in the trees, then he'd be practically on top of him, then way infront of him and then way behinde him. He was doing all kinds of weird things too; back flips, front flips, flip flops! Vegeta didn't know how much longer he could take all the madness of a highly caffeinated and sugar-a-fide pre-teen! He had already asked him multiple times to "kindly" shut up, but he would only be quiet for a grand total of about 30 seconds before starting up again.
"Unda da sea! Unda da sea! Darling it's betta, down where it's weta, take it from me! Up on da shore day work all day, out in da sun day slave away!......a......blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah bla-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h!"
That was it, Vegeta could no longer stand it. The nonsense had to end.
He quickly worked up a power blast in the palm of his hand and through it at Gohan, who was still singing the Little Mermaid song and doing flip flops and what not.
"Unda da-Aaaaahhhhh!" Gohan let out a loud ear piercing yell right in the middle of the song.
Vegeta had been right on target, seeing as the blast hit him right on the butt.
Gohan was frantically looking for some kind of body of water to dip his burning behind in. He was doing the shimmy and jiggling and wiggling (like a chicken! ) trying to put out the flame upon his rear.
Vegeta was rolling in the air from laughter. Even though he had aimed for Gohan's butt, he didn't really expect that it was actually going to hit him there.
Gohan finally found a body of water and raced down to it while yelling back at Vegeta.
"You Turkey Dick!"
This only made him laugh more.
"Where the Hell does he get these ridicules names?!" Vegeta had been laughing so hard, that his side started to ache with pain, and he had to lower himself to the ground.
He landed near the lake......or pond, that Gohan was hovering over. He was carefully dipping his arss in and out of the water until he finally just dunked the whole thing in.
Vegeta had calmed down by this point, but still wore a wide smirk upon his lips.
Gohan, had scrunched up into a ball so as not to get the rest of his body wet, he glared over at Vegeta.
"What was that for Vegeta?!" He yelled as he rose his butt out of the water and looked over his shoulder and down his back to see that there was now a big hole reveling his happy face underwear.
Vegeta's smirk disappeared for a moment.
"You had it coming kid. Don't blame me for your own self stupidity."
Gohan furrowed his brow and poked his butt towards Vegeta.
"But look what you did to my Butt!" He shouted while pointing at it.
Vegeta saw on Gohan's rear a classic yellow happy face, which he assumed to be his underwear, smiling at him. Once again, Vegeta slowly smiled into a smirk, until he started to laugh. He clutched his stomach as the same side pains from before came back.
"Oh," He started, still laughing. "I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!"
This made Gohan even madder then he already was.
"Shut up Vegeta! You ruined my pants!"
Vegeta sank down to the ground and pounded his fists against the sand.
"Well hey, look at it this way." He paused to catch his breath. "At least I didn't burn a hole through your "smiley face" underwear! Ahahahahahaha!"
Gohan looked at his butt again.
"Hey, there's nothing wrong with smiley face underwear! It's funny. Besides, I didn't get it, Krillen got it for me as a gag Birthday present." Gohan said, trying to defend his underwear and pride.
"Well, of course it's funny." Vegeta was finally starting to calm down. "I wouldn't be laughing if it wasn't." He stood up with a smirk.
Gohan didn't really know what to say to that.
"......Well......still......Awh crap. I'm gonna have to fight those Dick Heads like this!" Gohan breathed in deep and looked at Vegeta with a pouty face.
Vegeta let out a humph of amusement while slowly lifting himself into the air.
"Come on." He started. "Let's keep going." Vegeta flew back to where they had been before Gohan's butt had caught fire.
"Alright......" Gohan said under his breath, as he went to catch up with Vegeta.
They flew side by side in silence, which was a little uncomfortable and tempting for Gohan. He wanted to do something to break the silence, he wanted to sing. But as if Vegeta was reading his mind, he told Gohan.
"Don't even think about it......" Without even so much as turning his head to look at Gohan.
Gohan again got a pouty face, but he didn't want his butt or any other part of his body to catch fire again, so he tried to stay quiet......
------10 seconds later------
"Oh where oh where has my pregnant mom gone? Oh where oh where could she be?" Gohan was singing the tune "oh where has my little dog gone", only he'd changed the words to work with the situation that they were in. "I have searched the East and have searched the south, but she is nowhere to......a......see." He had trouble trying find a word that'd rimed with be.
"Would you shut up already Brat!" I've tried to be reasonably nice about it, but I just can't stand it any longer! Besides, we have no idea where this place is, or if there'll be any hints or clues to the location along the way. Also, you never know, they could be setting up an ambushed for us and we wouldn't be able to here anything because of your, incessant, jabbering!" Vegeta breathed in and out heavily and tried to regain control over his temper.
Gohan did shut up, but he wasn't going to shut up completely with out a good fight.
"So, it's not like we can't sense them or feel their energy." Gohan told Vegeta, trying to give him every reason why he shouldn't have to shut up.
"So, that's not the point!" Vegeta yelled. "We don't know what they are, they could be androids for all we know! And, your constant singing is distracting, I can't focus on anything while having to listen to your frog for a voice!"
Gohan was insulted.
"Well you don't exactly have the prettiest voice either Vegeta." He shot back.
"That's not the point you annoying, insignificant, burden from Hell! The point is, that unless you shut that annoying, rambling hole in your face, we may never find your Mother!......Alive at least." Vegeta finished quietly and flew ahead of Gohan.
Gohan new Vegeta was right, he could mess everything up if he didn't shut up. His pride had just gotten the best of him.
'I don't need to sing anyway, I just don't like being told what to do.' Gohan's inner monolog told him. 'Mom's more important then winning some stupid verbal fight.'
He flew up to Vegeta, eyes staring straight ahead.
"Okay Vegeta," He started with a smile. "I'll shut up......"
Vegeta looked over at Gohan with wide eyes, he didn't actually think that the child was going to give in.
"You're right, I could mess it all up......and I do sound like a frog." He looked over at Vegeta still smiling, and Vegeta gave him a smirk in return.
"From here on out no more goofing off, at least not too much......" Gohan said humorously.
Vegeta's smile grew and he reached out his hand to Gohan.
"Deal......" He said as he and Gohan shook hands.
(I was thinking of ending it here, but thought that you all deserved better. )
They flew for over another three hours, and by this point, the entire sun could be seen not too far, but far enough, above the horizon line. They were flying at a rather slow rate so as not to miss anything that might be of any importance.
Vegeta was growing more and more impatient and Gohan was growing more and more worried the more time that went by with out any evidence that they were even headed in the right direction.
"Ah! How the Hell are we supposed to find this place?!" Vegeta yelled in rage.
"Tamata said that we'll know when we're there. That the info on the sticky note was all that we needed." Gohan told Vegeta trying to calm him down.
"Bah, you can't believe everything you here Gohan, you're just like your father that way, too trusting! That's part of the reason why he's dead ya know, he put way too much faith and trust in you. Not to mention his enemies."
"Shut up Vegeta! Don't compare me to my father, and don't you dare talk about him like that!" Gohan yelled in defense of his father's honor. He was very sensitive when it came to his father or anything Cell related. He felt his cheeks warm up and his vision became blurry from tears that were forming in his eyes.
"And you don't have to rub it in, I KNOW IT'S MY FAULT!......." Gohan started to lag behind until he completely stopped.
Vegeta had been purposely encoring Gohan, but he sensed that he had slowed way down and come to a stop, and he knew that that wasn't a good sign. He turned around and saw Gohan floating in mid air with his head hung low.
'Is he crying?' Vegeta thought. He hadn't meant to upset Gohan, at least not this much. He had just gotten so enraged that he was telling him the harsh truth, that Gohan already knew, and didn't need to relive. Even though he could really care less about Gohan's or anyone else's feelings for that matter, he knew he had to do something.
As much as Vegeta hated the thought of it, he had to go apologize, other wise they'd never be able to find those retard Tella Tubose and get on with there fricken lives. Not to mention that Vegeta would never be able to find out what his stupid surprise is.
Vegeta let out a grunt. 'That kid can be so unstable at times.' With that, he came to a stop and flew back towards Gohan. When he reached Gohan—turned his back to him.
Vegeta growled and smacked his hand against his thigh.
"Awh- Damit kid, don't do this to me!" Vegeta yelled with frustration.
"What, I didn't do anything." Gohan mumbled with a sniff.
"I'm trying......I'm trying......" Vegeta was having trouble saying it. He never liked to show feelings of any kind or towards anyone. "To...... to apologize!" He said between clenched teeth.
Gohan lifted his head up a bit, and slowly turned around. His cheeks were stained with silent tears and his eyes were blood shot. He whipped his nose with his arm and slightly smiled.
"Are you serious?" His eyes lit up a bit as did his smile.
"Of course I am Brat! Now, I'm sorry, so there." Now Vegeta turned his back to Gohan. He was glad it was over with. He expected that it would take Gohan a little while to start feeling completely better and back to his normal old chippery annoying self again, but he was wrong.
Right at that moment Gohan gave Vegeta's leg a BIG hug!
"What the?!" Vegeta yelled, trying to kick Gohan off of him.
"You're so nice Vegeta!" Gohan said in a very annoying chippery girl like voice. "Thanks for apologizing too! Gasps! Do you think we'll be friends, FOREVER!" He said, hugging Vegeta's leg even tighter. He wasn't being serious though, he just wanted to have a little fun, and knew that it would piss Vegeta off......And that was always funny......even if he was being serious.
Vegeta on the other hand, didn't find it funny at all, and was swearing up a storm.
"Get the Hell off of me Boy! If I knew that apologizing was going to make you this happy, I wouldn't have done it! I preferred you mopy!" He grabbed Gohan by the hair and started yanking on it.
Gohan had his eyes closed the whole time.
"Oh come on Vegeta! Ow!" He chuckled, minus the ow. "I was just kidding. Besides, it's not like you haven't apologized to me before. Remember the Cell Games?" He opened his eyes and his face, because of Vegeta pulling his hair and what not, happened to be looking downward into the forest, where he saw something rather strange.
A pair of what, looked like, glowing red eyes, looking up at them.
"What?" Gohan said out loud to himself.
"Hey Vegeta, do you see—Aaahhh!" Vegeta had given him a good tug and had pulled out some hair in the process, causing Gohan to close his eyes tightly.
Vegeta forced Gohan's head back with his hand, and put his face right up to his face.
"Would you kindly get off of......" He was interrupted by Gohan.
"Vegeta......did you see that." He said, releasing his leg.
"See what?" He asked sternly.
"Those red glowing thi......" He looked down and saw that the "red eyes" were gone.
"Where did they go?" He started to search the forest with his eyes in hopes of finding it/them or another one of whatever those things were again.
"What are you talking about?" Vegeta asked, too confused by Gohan's question and reaction to be stern in anyway. Just then, a whole group of birds flew up out of the forest from behind them, in front of them and on both sides.
"What the Hell?........" Vegeta looked at the birds, seeming to come from everywhere, around them......in a circle.
"Their surrounding us......" Gohan said. Both tried to piec together what exactly was happening. Gohan could feel some slight energy coming from below them.
"Do you feel that?" He asked Vegeta, not taking his eyes off the forest.
"Yes, but what is it?" He replied.
"It has to be the Tella Tubos, or something." Gohan whispered as it got quieter since the birds were now further away.
"This isn't a public touring place......" Gohan continued.
At that moment, the trees started to sway and rustling noises and twigs snapping could be heard.
"Get ready......" Gohan said as he and Vegeta got back to back.
The trees continued to sway and the twigs continued to snap under some sort of pressure. After waiting for a while, the trees stopped swaying and the twigs stopped breaking, but nothing more happened.
"Come on, let's go check it out." Gohan said as he slowly descended down to the forest floor. Vegeta followed close behind.
When they landed, it was dead quiet and both Gohan and Vegeta got chills up their spines as they once again got back to back.
After looking around a bit and seeing nothing, Gohan decided to call for them. He knew they were there, or at least that whatever it was, that it had something to do with Tamata.
"Hello?......" Gohan said quietly and a little timidly.
"......Is anyone there?" There was no answer.
Vegeta was growing impatient.
"Show your selves!" He demanded.
Once again the trees swayed and the twigs snapped, but this time it only lasted a few short seconds. Out from the underbrush and trees came the ones, the creatures, responsible for scaring the birds, swaying the trees, and crushing the twigs.
"Oh shit......" Vegeta said with a gaping mouth.
"Dido......" Gohan replied quietly.
These, things, were hug! They're height seemed to range between 8 to 12 feet! And there were lots, about 10 total surrounding them. They looked like some sort of reptile dragon like creature. Short horns crowning their heads, flaring nostrils and main like a horse, a long face, evil yet relaxed looking eyes, sharp claws on both hands and feet, drooping ears and rat like tails. Though they were and appeared to be very strong and dangerous creatures, they hunched over horribly like they were trying to protect themselves from something and looked as if they had been starved. Many of them even had scares, some more then others.
"Are, are these the Tella Tubos?" Vegeta asked Gohan, hoping that they weren't.
"I'd think so, except for that they look a little mistreated, like they aren't in the best of shape....." Gohan finished, hoping that he was wrong.
"What?!" Vegeta said quietly. "Are you trying to say that you think these are the slaves that that Tamata freak was talking about!"
"Unfortunately, yeah, but I hope not." Gohan replied.
"No shit." Vegeta said. "If these are the slaves, I don't even want to know what the Tella Tubos look like."
"I know......" Gohan said with a little shakiness in his voice.
They stopped talking as the large creatures were now only 4 feet away from them all around. One stepped forward in front of Gohan and looked the two up and down briefly before asking in a husky voice even deeper then Piccolo's.
"Are you the ones? The Saiyans?......" He asked.
Gohan hesitated for a moment.
"......Y-yes......" Gohan said slowly. "But who are you."
The creature did nothing, but continued to stare at Gohan, until without notice he, or she, or it, () grabbed him by the arm.
"Hey!" Gohan shouted out.
The same happened to Vegeta, and he to shout out.
"Do not worry," The creature said. "We are just here to take you to general Tamata."
Gohan snapped his arm away from the creature.
"We can walk ourselves to wherever it is we're going." Gohan hissed.
There was a long moment of silence and the creature looked almost sadly at Gohan.
"As you wish......" He, she or it, turned around and started walking back into the forest, in the process talking to some of the other creatures in some unknown dialect, language that neither Gohan nor Vegeta could recognize. The creature that was holding Vegeta's arm released it and too started walking.
Vegeta and Gohan stood where they were fore a little while, not knowing exactly what to do, until the same creature that talked to Gohan before called back to them.
"Are you coming?......"
Vegeta and Gohan took a quick look at each other and then both of them, keeping a close eye on the creatures, followed them into the forest.
Geepers that was an interesting chapter! So what did ya think? Thanks to all my reviewers and readers for sticking with me after such a long leave of absence. Oh, and I just figured out the obvious, that I can go into my story on fanfiction and copy cut and past it back into word. I am such a dumb arss.
Oh, and sorry, I know a lot of you had questions, and I wrote them all down, but then i lost the fricken piece of paper! Gerness! And I think that some of you wanted to see my pics, but like I said before, the Damn scanner was broken, so I didn't have any from this story in my computer. But I have some now and will be putting more in very soon. Yayfulness! The 9th DBZ movie comes out August 17th! WOOHOO! I thought they'd never get it out.
Remember, this is my big updating party, so I've updated my other stories too.
UPDATED CHAPTERS:
Attack of the Killer Wiggle Chicken!
A play on something really funny that my mom did when she was little and had a baby duckling that followed her everywhere, one day she acsidentaly stepped on it and broke it's neck and she went and showed ot to her Mom and asked her to fix it. It's also a play on my pen name.
In the story, Goten finds an "already dead" chicken in the middle of the woods, which is weird. He takes it home to Gohan and asks him to fix it, cause he doesn't get that it's already dead. Of course he can't fix an already dead chicken, so......what's a big brother to do? But when "a bored" Trunks calls asking for Goten to come play at his place......all Hell breaks loose! Why? Because there's more to this "supposedly dead" chicken, then meats the eye......
Saiyan Bordom and Depression, SUGAR and BEER! Basically, Bulma and Vegeta get into a fight and she takes Baby Trunks and leaves Vegeta. But know one knows how long she's going to be gone, or if she's even coming back. Gohan's a bit out of character, but I could really care less in this story. Gohan wants to help Vegeta feel better, so he gives him sugar, beer, alcohol and sharpies, he too uses the overwhelming power and they end up doing really stupid things.....Eventually the whole Z gang, at least most of them, end up having a big party at Capsule Corp. and are throwing up all over the place, due to all ickfulness in their stomachs. But what happens? Does Bulma come back? 0.o And what about Gohan? He is an under aged drinker! Gasps!
AC My End I recently updated it, so it's not exactly a party one, but the new chapter's there.
It's what I think should have happened in the time following the Cell Games. It answers all the unanswered questions; what happened to Lime? When did Krillen and 18 get married? How'd everyone cope with Goku's death? And what about Goten and Marron?
It's also a mixture of how I think DragonBall Z should have ended and how Akira Toryiama originally wanted to end it. And believe me, what he originally wanted to do, was much better......It eventually turns into a Gohan and Videl, but that's a little ways off in the story right now. Tis a drama.
NEW The Day I Died It's about what I think happened, should have happened, in the future that never was. It starts with Goku's death and goes all the way up through Gohan's death. It's a Gohan fanfic, and kind-of a Future Trunks one too. But it's told from Gohan's point of view. Hey I'm a poet and I didn't know it!
Do excuse me people for what I am about to write, but this is on a personal note to whomever the anonymous reviewer, "Dude......you suck ()" is, from my and Hiei's Dark Dragon's story, titled "OUR POINTLESS STORY!" Just incase he or she happens to be reading Hell Yeah it sucked, you inconsiderate Baka! Yes, the story did suck, but we said in the beginning that it was going to be stupid, crap and pointless, or in other words, it was going to suck! . You didn't have to repeat what we obviously already knew!
The words you chose and the way you used them were completely unacceptable! UNEXCEPTABLE! I mean, I don't mined criticism towards my stories, or even towards me, but saying, "That sucked ass. Bitch." was completely unneeded.
You don't even know me, I am not a Bitch, and you have no right what so ever to call me one. I did nothing to provoke you or anyone else to call me such a thing. And, just for your information, there's more then one Bitch, there are two, and when you mess with one of us, you mess with both of us! If you read correctly, there were two of us.
And maybe, if you don't like reading stuff that, as you so bluntly put it, "sucks ass!" then maybe you should pay a little more attention to what the author(s) say about the story in the author's note(s). and summaries BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY START READING THE BLASTED STORY!!!!!......
Looks over at cowering chickens and "nice" readers and reviewers......So sorry about that people, but hey, a girls gotta stick up for herself, and for the good and safety of other fanfiction writers.
From now on, when there is a writer in flamer danger, I'll be there. (or at least I'll try to be. )
From now on, I am Super Wiggle-Chicken! Defender of writers, nightmare to flamers! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, don't think that I don't want criticism anymore folks, I just don't want people I don't know calling me a Bitch or something like that. You can call my story a bitch, but not me. Now then, onward my fellow chickens, we must report the misusage of the review!