Dear, Dear Diary
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Chapter 2: Seto Kaiba
Idiotic Journal,
(6:54 AM, Monday)
Mokuba told me I should keep a journal. I told him I did not want to. He said if I really cared about him, I would. So, of course, here is my journal. What a pointless, absolute waste of time. I don't see why Mokuba wants me to do this. He said something about it being theraputic. Heh, like I need therapy.
I suppose I'll just write whatever comes to mind...
I've been sitting here for the past five minutes trying to think up something to write.
What a waste of time!
This is boring and pointless.
Yugi is a pathetic duelist!
Joey Wheeler is a moronic mutt who could not win a duel against a monkey!
Hey, I'm beginning to like this thing. I guess journals have some use. I have to finish getting ready for school, so I should stop writing now. Yet I'm not doing that....
(8:37 AM, Monday)
Okay, as you can tell, I did stop writing. And for nearly two hours at that. Well, now I'm at school. In the classroom, in my seat, in the back of the class to be precise... I'm writing in a journal that isn't going to be read by anyone, so why be precise?
Obviously no one else is going to answer that question. So I suppose I must. The answer is: Because I am Seto Kaiba and everything I do is efficient and precise.
When I reread that last line, it makes me sound like some sort of machine. Heh, I guess that would be pretty interesting.
Meh, class is about as pointless and time wasting as this journal. I don't see why I can't be moved up to a more challenging class, say perhaps, at Tokyo University? They must have at least one class that could provide at least somewhat of a challenge.
whats the answer to problem one kaiba
YUGI, STOP WRITING IN MY NOTEBOOK!
sorry
WhaTZ Da DEal KaIba!? YuG JusT askED a quEsTIon!
Wheeler, your writing is atrocious, and STOP WRITING IN MY NOTEBOOK!
GEEz, Cool yEr jETZ!
Cease this grafitti you call writing, Wheeler, or I shall cease it for you!
IZ DaT a ThrEaT?
No. Its a promise, mutt.
DonT Call mE a muTT!
Don't write in my notebook then.
FInE! JOEY WHEELER WAS HERE AND KAIBA SMELLS LIKE A MONKEY!!! D
Why the Hell were those two writing on this paper? Could they not see I was using it? Morons.
Finally, this class is nearly over. Only a few more hours of torture to endure. This journal seems to aid in making the time pass. I have to admit, it is entertaining. Hmm, history class is beginning in a moment, I suppose I'll pay attention, history is somewhat interesting.
(12:02 PM, Monday)
History, of course, was on ancient Egypt. Yugi had a field day. I don't see what's so great about Egypt. It's nothing but a hunk of desert and rock with no proper living conditions.
Pharaohs, what morons. They worked their people to death, and thus sentenced themselves to death in the end. The priests on the other hand. They were interesting. They were supposedly powerful sorcerers with incredible dark magic. Not that I believe in magic or anything. I just find it interesting that the most powerful people in Egypt were the priests, even the Pharaoh turned to them for help.
Lunch is nearly over, I suppose I should head back to the classroom. I might have some peace and quiet there. That mutt, Wheeler, is trying to start a food fight, but its only ended up in a bowl of vegetables down the back of Friendship Girl's shirt, a slice of turkey in the Dice Addict's hair and a pudding cup on Yugi's head. Which is quite amusing from where I'm sitting.
THAT DAMN MUTT THREW A CUP OF RAMEN AT ME!! He is lucky he has such pathetic aim and hit the person sitting behind me. Heh, maybe he isn't so lucky. The student who was hit with the ramen is about eight feet tall, covered in chains and spikes, and he is not in a good mood. I believe he could probably do more damage to Wheeler than I could.
(1:23 PM, Monday)
Back in class. It's chemistry now. Fairly interesting. Its quiet, probably because Wheeler isn't in class. I'm pretty sure I saw him being dragged into the Nurse's office after lunch.
Eh? The teacher just said something about finding a lab partner and completing the experiment with them. I, Seto Kaiba, do not need a lab partner!
hi kaiba i guess we're partners :)
Did I not tell you before, Yugi, leave my notebook alone!!
sorry again
Just do whatever you must for the experiment, I've already completed it.
wow how did you finish it that quickly
Write in my notebook one more time and you will rue the day you were born!
sorry sorry
-.-() I'll just pretend you didn't write that, Yugi.
okay
That's it!
you didnt have to break my pencil :(
Leave my pens alone, Leave my notebook alone, and leave me alone!!
okay okay sorry
(2:34 PM, Monday)
Thank the seven Hells school is almost out for the day! Yugi won't be able to write in this anymore, seeing as I broke every pen and pencil he had, plus I've got this pen in a death grip. He just doesn't know when to quit. I should have sent him to the Nurse's office so he could accompany Wheeler and leave me in peace.
Hiya, Kaiba, Why So Grouchy? :)
Tea...did you not see me destroy every writing untensil Yugi owns?
Yea, I Did. That Wasn't Very Nice. :)
I will do the same to you if you do not cease from writing in my notebook!
Wow, Someone's In A Bad Mood. :)
ENOUGH!!
Fine, Fine. Calm Down. I'll Stop Right Now. :)
Err. I would erase everything Yugi and his little friends wrote, but then it would make me look like a psychotic mad man, yelling at absolutely no one, plus, most of it is written in pen.
Finally! School is over! Now I must go pick up Mokuba.
(5:00 PM, Monday)
HI! GUESS WHO BIG BROTHER!
Hmm, let's see. Is it... Mokuba?
YEP :D
Wow, I can't believe I got that right.
HEHE! YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRITING IN THIS? COOL!
Yes, I am. But I can't exactly write in it when you are.
OH, RIGHT, SORRY BIG BROTHER
Mokuba, have you ever considered using lower case letters when writing?
NOPE! THEY'RE TOO BORING!
Makes sense.
YUP!
Okay, why don't you go do your homework? I know you have some. I saw the math packet you tried to hide under your jacket.
AWWW, HOMEWORKS NO FUN
Hence the name 'Work'.
IF I FINISH MY HOMEWORK CAN WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES AFTER???
Why not?
YAY!!
Obviously, I'm at home. The reason for the huge gap in time is because I took Mokuba to a park to help him get rid of some of that pent up energy...it didn't work. He's as energetic as ever.
I suppose I should start dinner now. Something easy to make. Like fried chicken. That'll work, Mokuba likes fried chicken, plus its quick and easy.
(9:39 PM, Monday)
I lied about fried chicken being easy to make. Its a wonder I didn't get burned by all that damn boiling oil. I set off those idiotic smoke alarms as well. I suppose it turned out all right. Mokuba seemed to like it. He said it was better extra crunchy, so my over breading of the chicken was a success.
Mokuba's asleep now. We played video games for about two hours. Then he offered to help me wash the dishes, which ended in a soap sud war. I think I won, but I can't be sure.
And again, like every night while I tuck Mokuba into bed, he asked if he could have a dog. Why does he want a dog? Cats are better, smarter, cleaner, and don't depend on you to care for them.
But, Mokuba's going to have one Hell of a surprise when he wakes up in the morning. Once he was sound asleep, I went to the nearest pet shop and (God knows what possessed me to do it) I got him a puppy. I have to admit, she isn't so bad. She's sleeping on my feet right now. She is fairly well trained, even sat still the entire time I tried to tie a bow on her neck. I hope Mokuba likes her, because I have no use for a dog.
(10:47 PM, Monday)
Of course, the one night I needed Mokuba to stay asleep, he wakes up. He came into my room and saw the dog. I wish I had a camera, the look on his face was priceless. But then he had to tackle-hug me. I didn't think he'd ever let go of me. That kid has one Hell of a strong hug.
After Mokuba settled down, he sat on my bed playing with the new puppy (he named her 'Trinity') and watched me work on my laptop. He fell asleep after a few minutes, Trinity curled up next to him.
I think it's time I went to sleep as well. All this writing is wearing me out.
-Seto Kaiba
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Disclaimer: See chapter 1 for disclaimer.
Chapter 2: Seto Kaiba
Idiotic Journal,
(6:54 AM, Monday)
Mokuba told me I should keep a journal. I told him I did not want to. He said if I really cared about him, I would. So, of course, here is my journal. What a pointless, absolute waste of time. I don't see why Mokuba wants me to do this. He said something about it being theraputic. Heh, like I need therapy.
I suppose I'll just write whatever comes to mind...
I've been sitting here for the past five minutes trying to think up something to write.
What a waste of time!
This is boring and pointless.
Yugi is a pathetic duelist!
Joey Wheeler is a moronic mutt who could not win a duel against a monkey!
Hey, I'm beginning to like this thing. I guess journals have some use. I have to finish getting ready for school, so I should stop writing now. Yet I'm not doing that....
(8:37 AM, Monday)
Okay, as you can tell, I did stop writing. And for nearly two hours at that. Well, now I'm at school. In the classroom, in my seat, in the back of the class to be precise... I'm writing in a journal that isn't going to be read by anyone, so why be precise?
Obviously no one else is going to answer that question. So I suppose I must. The answer is: Because I am Seto Kaiba and everything I do is efficient and precise.
When I reread that last line, it makes me sound like some sort of machine. Heh, I guess that would be pretty interesting.
Meh, class is about as pointless and time wasting as this journal. I don't see why I can't be moved up to a more challenging class, say perhaps, at Tokyo University? They must have at least one class that could provide at least somewhat of a challenge.
whats the answer to problem one kaiba
YUGI, STOP WRITING IN MY NOTEBOOK!
sorry
WhaTZ Da DEal KaIba!? YuG JusT askED a quEsTIon!
Wheeler, your writing is atrocious, and STOP WRITING IN MY NOTEBOOK!
GEEz, Cool yEr jETZ!
Cease this grafitti you call writing, Wheeler, or I shall cease it for you!
IZ DaT a ThrEaT?
No. Its a promise, mutt.
DonT Call mE a muTT!
Don't write in my notebook then.
FInE! JOEY WHEELER WAS HERE AND KAIBA SMELLS LIKE A MONKEY!!! D
Why the Hell were those two writing on this paper? Could they not see I was using it? Morons.
Finally, this class is nearly over. Only a few more hours of torture to endure. This journal seems to aid in making the time pass. I have to admit, it is entertaining. Hmm, history class is beginning in a moment, I suppose I'll pay attention, history is somewhat interesting.
(12:02 PM, Monday)
History, of course, was on ancient Egypt. Yugi had a field day. I don't see what's so great about Egypt. It's nothing but a hunk of desert and rock with no proper living conditions.
Pharaohs, what morons. They worked their people to death, and thus sentenced themselves to death in the end. The priests on the other hand. They were interesting. They were supposedly powerful sorcerers with incredible dark magic. Not that I believe in magic or anything. I just find it interesting that the most powerful people in Egypt were the priests, even the Pharaoh turned to them for help.
Lunch is nearly over, I suppose I should head back to the classroom. I might have some peace and quiet there. That mutt, Wheeler, is trying to start a food fight, but its only ended up in a bowl of vegetables down the back of Friendship Girl's shirt, a slice of turkey in the Dice Addict's hair and a pudding cup on Yugi's head. Which is quite amusing from where I'm sitting.
THAT DAMN MUTT THREW A CUP OF RAMEN AT ME!! He is lucky he has such pathetic aim and hit the person sitting behind me. Heh, maybe he isn't so lucky. The student who was hit with the ramen is about eight feet tall, covered in chains and spikes, and he is not in a good mood. I believe he could probably do more damage to Wheeler than I could.
(1:23 PM, Monday)
Back in class. It's chemistry now. Fairly interesting. Its quiet, probably because Wheeler isn't in class. I'm pretty sure I saw him being dragged into the Nurse's office after lunch.
Eh? The teacher just said something about finding a lab partner and completing the experiment with them. I, Seto Kaiba, do not need a lab partner!
hi kaiba i guess we're partners :)
Did I not tell you before, Yugi, leave my notebook alone!!
sorry again
Just do whatever you must for the experiment, I've already completed it.
wow how did you finish it that quickly
Write in my notebook one more time and you will rue the day you were born!
sorry sorry
-.-() I'll just pretend you didn't write that, Yugi.
okay
That's it!
you didnt have to break my pencil :(
Leave my pens alone, Leave my notebook alone, and leave me alone!!
okay okay sorry
(2:34 PM, Monday)
Thank the seven Hells school is almost out for the day! Yugi won't be able to write in this anymore, seeing as I broke every pen and pencil he had, plus I've got this pen in a death grip. He just doesn't know when to quit. I should have sent him to the Nurse's office so he could accompany Wheeler and leave me in peace.
Hiya, Kaiba, Why So Grouchy? :)
Tea...did you not see me destroy every writing untensil Yugi owns?
Yea, I Did. That Wasn't Very Nice. :)
I will do the same to you if you do not cease from writing in my notebook!
Wow, Someone's In A Bad Mood. :)
ENOUGH!!
Fine, Fine. Calm Down. I'll Stop Right Now. :)
Err. I would erase everything Yugi and his little friends wrote, but then it would make me look like a psychotic mad man, yelling at absolutely no one, plus, most of it is written in pen.
Finally! School is over! Now I must go pick up Mokuba.
(5:00 PM, Monday)
HI! GUESS WHO BIG BROTHER!
Hmm, let's see. Is it... Mokuba?
YEP :D
Wow, I can't believe I got that right.
HEHE! YOU'RE ACTUALLY WRITING IN THIS? COOL!
Yes, I am. But I can't exactly write in it when you are.
OH, RIGHT, SORRY BIG BROTHER
Mokuba, have you ever considered using lower case letters when writing?
NOPE! THEY'RE TOO BORING!
Makes sense.
YUP!
Okay, why don't you go do your homework? I know you have some. I saw the math packet you tried to hide under your jacket.
AWWW, HOMEWORKS NO FUN
Hence the name 'Work'.
IF I FINISH MY HOMEWORK CAN WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES AFTER???
Why not?
YAY!!
Obviously, I'm at home. The reason for the huge gap in time is because I took Mokuba to a park to help him get rid of some of that pent up energy...it didn't work. He's as energetic as ever.
I suppose I should start dinner now. Something easy to make. Like fried chicken. That'll work, Mokuba likes fried chicken, plus its quick and easy.
(9:39 PM, Monday)
I lied about fried chicken being easy to make. Its a wonder I didn't get burned by all that damn boiling oil. I set off those idiotic smoke alarms as well. I suppose it turned out all right. Mokuba seemed to like it. He said it was better extra crunchy, so my over breading of the chicken was a success.
Mokuba's asleep now. We played video games for about two hours. Then he offered to help me wash the dishes, which ended in a soap sud war. I think I won, but I can't be sure.
And again, like every night while I tuck Mokuba into bed, he asked if he could have a dog. Why does he want a dog? Cats are better, smarter, cleaner, and don't depend on you to care for them.
But, Mokuba's going to have one Hell of a surprise when he wakes up in the morning. Once he was sound asleep, I went to the nearest pet shop and (God knows what possessed me to do it) I got him a puppy. I have to admit, she isn't so bad. She's sleeping on my feet right now. She is fairly well trained, even sat still the entire time I tried to tie a bow on her neck. I hope Mokuba likes her, because I have no use for a dog.
(10:47 PM, Monday)
Of course, the one night I needed Mokuba to stay asleep, he wakes up. He came into my room and saw the dog. I wish I had a camera, the look on his face was priceless. But then he had to tackle-hug me. I didn't think he'd ever let go of me. That kid has one Hell of a strong hug.
After Mokuba settled down, he sat on my bed playing with the new puppy (he named her 'Trinity') and watched me work on my laptop. He fell asleep after a few minutes, Trinity curled up next to him.
I think it's time I went to sleep as well. All this writing is wearing me out.
-Seto Kaiba
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