Hi guys ! Wow, I haven't updated this story forever, and I'm sorry for
that. But it's like all of the other excuses I've given before. Life's just
really weird and difficult right now, I've gone from an A and B student to
a C and D student in just 2 months! I'm never doing a Hi-Liners spring show
again. Anyway, enough with that, On with the chapter.
Chicken, hen, rooster?
Goten held the dead chicken by the neck.
"Fix it Gohan." Goten pleaded.
Gohan, standing in front of his little brother, stared at the limp chicken in Goten's grasp. Gohan was puzzled but not surprised by Goten's request. He was after all a little kid who often times brought home animals in need of help. But, it was rather obvious that the poor creature was already gone and he assumed that Goten would have noticed that.
"......Well, a-a......" Gohan sputtered at a loss as to what to say.
Videl was in the middle of the couch looking over the back of it. She did a double take when she saw the chicken.
"......Is that a dead chicken?......" She asked seemingly emotionless.
Videl slowly shifted her eyes in Gohan's direction, he did the same. 'Why' Videl mouthed with a weird expression on her face. Gohan put his lower lip over his upper lip and smiled, which looked very stupid. But it gave Videl the message that he was at somewhat of a loss himself.
"Gohan? Well......"
The sound of Goten's voice made Gohan turn his attention back towards his little brother.
"A, well Goten." He said Kneeling down to his brother's level. He inspected the chicken for a moment since he was now closer to it. He lightly picked up by its head and then let go, letting its wobbly neck flop against the back of Goten's hand.
"I, a, don't, think that it......." The look on Goten's face cut the rest of Gohan's sentence off. He had the biggest puppy dog eyes, and Gohan knew where he had gotten them from, him. Gohan had always used them on his Mom, at least when he was younger, he rarely used them now for some unknown reason.
'Maybe I've just grown out of using them.' Gohan thought.
"His" name is Wiggle. Wiggle Chicken." Goten said a little miffed that his brother was giving up on Wiggle so easily.
Gohan was a little surprised at Goten's tone, it didn't at all go with his facial expression. He brushed the thought aside.
"Well, first of all Goten, I hate to break it to you, but it's a she." He looked over at Videl and she smiled fondly at Goten and lightly shook her head.
"What?" Goten exclaimed.
"How do you know? And how can you tell?" He asked.
Gohan smiled.
"Well, it's a hen." Gohan tried to explain.
Goten looked very confused.
"......But it's a chicken." He said.
"I know Goten, Bu......" He was cut off.
"Then how come you said it's a hen?" Goten asked.
Gohan sighed.
"It is a chicken Goten, but let me explain. A chicken is, well, a chicken, but it doesn't tell you if it's male or female." Gohan paused for a moment. Goten looked even more confused.
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." Gohan said.
"You know how we're called humans......well, actually you and I are half human half Saiyan but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, the word "human" is only the title of our species, it isn't what determines us as male or female. With chickens, the word "chicken" is the title of the species but within that are the titles that determine whether they are male or female. Ya see, a male chicken is called a rooster, they're the kind that cock-a- doodle-do, and are usually bigger and are more colorful then the females. A female chicken is called a hen, they are the squat fat ones that lay eggs, like Wiggle. Do you get it now?" He asked.
"Well that's an interesting way of looking at a chicken." Videl said teasingly. "But I guess it works."
Gohan shrugged and continued to wait for a response from Goten.
Goten stared at his brother, blank in the face. 'Wow, that was a lot of explaining.' Goten thought.
"A, yeah I think so. I'm still a little confused, but if you say it's a girl, I trust you." He shrugged with a grimace.
"Okay." Gohan smiled.
"But I didn't ask for you to explain to me what a chicken is or, the inside, words, of a, chicken......I asked for you to fix Wiggle!" Goten demanded getting back to business.
Gohan shook his head and gave in.
"All right Goten." He sighed. "I'll see what I can do."
Goten's eyes brightened up.
"Really!" He exclaimed with joy.
"Yeah, really." Gohan laughed. "I wouldn't be telling ya I would if I wasn't going to Silly." He ruffled Goten's hair with his right hand and they both giggled for a moment.
Videl smiled at the brothers. 'They can be so cut together, Gohan's such a good big brother to Goten. I wonder what it's like to have a sibling? Aw well, from what Gohan's told me, they both have their good parts and bad parts. And mostly bad parts.' She let out a slight giggle at the thought and watched Gohan as he winked at her so only "she" could see.
"Great! So what are you going to do to fix him Gohan?" Goten was bubbling over with excitement.
"Well, first of all. I don't know off the top of my head what to do with her, so I'm going to need you to go up to our room and get the biggest shoe box you can find, put the chicken......"
"Wiggle." Goten interjected.
"a......Wiggle," Gohan laughed. "Put Wiggle in it and hid her somewhere outside, like in the bushes, but not Mom's Garden bushes. Remember what happened last time you hid something there?" Gohan reminded Goten.
Goten thought back on the memory and blushed.
"Yes," He said in an embarrassed voice.
"Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed about Goten, it was really funny." Gohan was trying to make his little brother feel better.
"Mom didn't think so." Goten muttered.
"Well, it's in the past so......" Gohan was (once again) cut off by Videl.
"What happened?" She asked, intrigued by all their talk about it.
"Oh, nothing really," Gohan quickly said. "It's really just a stupid little story not worth the time to tell."
Videl smiled at her boyfriend and shook her head.
"Whatever." She giggled.
"With you telling it. I'm sure." She said humorously.
"Hey." Gohan chuckled and through a pillow, that was near his feet, at her head. It missed and Videl gave him more grief about it.
"I can see why you don't play baseball. You have horrible aim." She teased.
"Aw shut up Videl." Gohan said with amusement. Videl laid back down on the couch, and left the brothers to their little project.
Goten smiled, he really did like Videl as Gohan's girlfriend. She was nice and sweet when she wanted to be, but not scared to treat him like her own brother. And that made him feel all the more comfortable around her.
"Anyway Goten, get some plastic bags too. A garbage bag and a few plastic grocery sacks, Mkay." Gohan seemed to be taking it all very seriously and Goten seeing his Brother acting serious made him want to act all serious like too. He stood up tall, poked out his chest and through his shoulders back.
"Yes Sir!" Goten said as he turned all professional army like and headed for and up the stairs. Gohan held back a chuckle with a cough, sometimes his brother could be down right hilarious in the cutest most unintentional ways.
"And wash your hands when you're done handling her there solider." Gohan yelled to his little brother deciding to play along with him.
"......Why!" Goten shouted back.
"Because she's probably covered with germs!" Gohan yelled in return.
"She is! Ewe, I didn't know that. Why!?" Goten said with discus, loosing the "army man" characteristics.
Gohan just let out a slight giggle at his brother's reaction.
"Why!?" Was heard from Goten again.
"I'll tell you when you come back down!" Gohan shouted back.
Gohan waited a minute to see if Goten was going to respond in any way, but he didn't hear anything else from him, so he went over and sat on the couch by Videl.
"Your brother is absolutely adorable." Videl said scooting closer to and eventually leaning against Gohan, they started cuddling with one another. They inner twined their hands and cuddled closer. Videl rubbed one of Gohan's legs with a hand and he wrapped his arms around her. Gohan lightly kissed Videl's forehead and she in return kissed his neck. After doing that for a while, Videl lifted her head up to Gohan's ear.
"So what are you really planning on doing with "Wiggle"?" She asked in a whisper. "I know that you're really not planning on "fixing" her, not that you even can."
Gohan turned his head to see Videl better.
"You'll eventually find out." He said in a whisper as well before spreading soft kisses about her neck. She started making her hand's way up the back of his shirt and was massaging and rubbing his hard muscular back. Then he caressed her cheek and she put her other hand behind his head, Then they started kissing the "alfalfa" kiss and in a flash they were right back to doing what they were doing when and before Goten walked through the front door.
Well, what did u think. Not my best work I know but, oh well, I really don't care. Oh and just for all of you that don't know, "alfalfa" kissing is what is said to be the most......in to it kind of kissing. 0.o Confuserating, I know, but I don't know how else to explain it . Wait, I do. There's "peaches"- The kind of kiss you give someone that could be a peck on the cheek but a little more meaningful. "Prunes"- The kind-a kissing where you kind-a, a, boy this is weird trying to explain it, I almost have to show you how it works. Um......it like where you kind-a suck a little on the persons skin or lips, Kind-a like the wet ones people give other's in cartoons. Yeah, they're kind-a wet and they're the kind that make the smacking sound. Yeah, oh I should have just said that in the first place . And "Alfalfa"- Is the kind where, like I said, the most "in to it" kind-a kiss. That is, it's all open mouth, tong, swapping spit kind of kissing . Hope I haven't created any "too" disturbing visuals .
Next Time:......I don't really know what happens next time . I'll have to think about it.
It's like, 5 A.M. and, like, I think I like, need to like, go to bed. But before I do, like, here's a little info.
New chapters to AC My End coming soon
New chapters to Your Mom coming soon
New Stories!
These aren't the exact titles but they're just to give you a little bit of an idea about what's coming soon from me.
Non of these stories are confirmed to actually be written.
THE JOYS AND PAINS OF MUSICAL THEATER-humor......It's kind-a self explanatory, but what the hell . Some how, don't exactly know how yet, Gohan gets into musical theater through a friend. They probably end up black mailing him into it as usual. It's starts out with one small play and audience, but he makes friends, or something, and they go into more plays and the only way he'd be able to see them would be to do the plays, or something, I don't know, I'll have to develop it more.
THE BAND-humor/don't know-About 13ish old Gohan and some friends make up a stupid little song and put instrumental music to it, just for some fun and to make a few bucks. But what happens when there little song actually becomes a hit! Or at least noticed......
THE TRUTH I'LL NEVER TELL-drama/humor probably-Basically Gohan writes a book, but not just any book, his autobiography. But it's disguised as just a normal fiction fantasy story.
AN UNEXPLAINED LOVE-probably a little bit of everything but mostly drama and humor-Simply that, I don't know if this one will happen, because I may just put it in my A C My End story because that story is supposed to be a mix of how I think DBZ should have ended and the way that Akira Toryami (doubt I spelled that right) "originally" wanted to end the DBZ series which would have been, believe me, a lot better then what he/they came up with as/for the final product. But, basically, it's what I think should have happened after the whole thing with Buu. Follows Gohan and Videl's relationship all the way up through their marriage and possibly further.
THE DAY I DIED-drama/angst-What I think should have happened between the time of Goku's death and Gohan's death in the future that never was. I think that's going to be the actual title, but I don't know.
I had some other ones, but I can't remember them. I think I was going to do one on Vegeta though and maybe Krillen if you can believe it. Some of these stories may not come up as their own story, but mixed in with my other stories that I already have.......possibly......
P.S: Don't expect any of these to come out anytime soon. The new stories that is.
Chicken, hen, rooster?
Goten held the dead chicken by the neck.
"Fix it Gohan." Goten pleaded.
Gohan, standing in front of his little brother, stared at the limp chicken in Goten's grasp. Gohan was puzzled but not surprised by Goten's request. He was after all a little kid who often times brought home animals in need of help. But, it was rather obvious that the poor creature was already gone and he assumed that Goten would have noticed that.
"......Well, a-a......" Gohan sputtered at a loss as to what to say.
Videl was in the middle of the couch looking over the back of it. She did a double take when she saw the chicken.
"......Is that a dead chicken?......" She asked seemingly emotionless.
Videl slowly shifted her eyes in Gohan's direction, he did the same. 'Why' Videl mouthed with a weird expression on her face. Gohan put his lower lip over his upper lip and smiled, which looked very stupid. But it gave Videl the message that he was at somewhat of a loss himself.
"Gohan? Well......"
The sound of Goten's voice made Gohan turn his attention back towards his little brother.
"A, well Goten." He said Kneeling down to his brother's level. He inspected the chicken for a moment since he was now closer to it. He lightly picked up by its head and then let go, letting its wobbly neck flop against the back of Goten's hand.
"I, a, don't, think that it......." The look on Goten's face cut the rest of Gohan's sentence off. He had the biggest puppy dog eyes, and Gohan knew where he had gotten them from, him. Gohan had always used them on his Mom, at least when he was younger, he rarely used them now for some unknown reason.
'Maybe I've just grown out of using them.' Gohan thought.
"His" name is Wiggle. Wiggle Chicken." Goten said a little miffed that his brother was giving up on Wiggle so easily.
Gohan was a little surprised at Goten's tone, it didn't at all go with his facial expression. He brushed the thought aside.
"Well, first of all Goten, I hate to break it to you, but it's a she." He looked over at Videl and she smiled fondly at Goten and lightly shook her head.
"What?" Goten exclaimed.
"How do you know? And how can you tell?" He asked.
Gohan smiled.
"Well, it's a hen." Gohan tried to explain.
Goten looked very confused.
"......But it's a chicken." He said.
"I know Goten, Bu......" He was cut off.
"Then how come you said it's a hen?" Goten asked.
Gohan sighed.
"It is a chicken Goten, but let me explain. A chicken is, well, a chicken, but it doesn't tell you if it's male or female." Gohan paused for a moment. Goten looked even more confused.
"Don't worry, I'm not done yet." Gohan said.
"You know how we're called humans......well, actually you and I are half human half Saiyan but that doesn't really matter. Anyway, the word "human" is only the title of our species, it isn't what determines us as male or female. With chickens, the word "chicken" is the title of the species but within that are the titles that determine whether they are male or female. Ya see, a male chicken is called a rooster, they're the kind that cock-a- doodle-do, and are usually bigger and are more colorful then the females. A female chicken is called a hen, they are the squat fat ones that lay eggs, like Wiggle. Do you get it now?" He asked.
"Well that's an interesting way of looking at a chicken." Videl said teasingly. "But I guess it works."
Gohan shrugged and continued to wait for a response from Goten.
Goten stared at his brother, blank in the face. 'Wow, that was a lot of explaining.' Goten thought.
"A, yeah I think so. I'm still a little confused, but if you say it's a girl, I trust you." He shrugged with a grimace.
"Okay." Gohan smiled.
"But I didn't ask for you to explain to me what a chicken is or, the inside, words, of a, chicken......I asked for you to fix Wiggle!" Goten demanded getting back to business.
Gohan shook his head and gave in.
"All right Goten." He sighed. "I'll see what I can do."
Goten's eyes brightened up.
"Really!" He exclaimed with joy.
"Yeah, really." Gohan laughed. "I wouldn't be telling ya I would if I wasn't going to Silly." He ruffled Goten's hair with his right hand and they both giggled for a moment.
Videl smiled at the brothers. 'They can be so cut together, Gohan's such a good big brother to Goten. I wonder what it's like to have a sibling? Aw well, from what Gohan's told me, they both have their good parts and bad parts. And mostly bad parts.' She let out a slight giggle at the thought and watched Gohan as he winked at her so only "she" could see.
"Great! So what are you going to do to fix him Gohan?" Goten was bubbling over with excitement.
"Well, first of all. I don't know off the top of my head what to do with her, so I'm going to need you to go up to our room and get the biggest shoe box you can find, put the chicken......"
"Wiggle." Goten interjected.
"a......Wiggle," Gohan laughed. "Put Wiggle in it and hid her somewhere outside, like in the bushes, but not Mom's Garden bushes. Remember what happened last time you hid something there?" Gohan reminded Goten.
Goten thought back on the memory and blushed.
"Yes," He said in an embarrassed voice.
"Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed about Goten, it was really funny." Gohan was trying to make his little brother feel better.
"Mom didn't think so." Goten muttered.
"Well, it's in the past so......" Gohan was (once again) cut off by Videl.
"What happened?" She asked, intrigued by all their talk about it.
"Oh, nothing really," Gohan quickly said. "It's really just a stupid little story not worth the time to tell."
Videl smiled at her boyfriend and shook her head.
"Whatever." She giggled.
"With you telling it. I'm sure." She said humorously.
"Hey." Gohan chuckled and through a pillow, that was near his feet, at her head. It missed and Videl gave him more grief about it.
"I can see why you don't play baseball. You have horrible aim." She teased.
"Aw shut up Videl." Gohan said with amusement. Videl laid back down on the couch, and left the brothers to their little project.
Goten smiled, he really did like Videl as Gohan's girlfriend. She was nice and sweet when she wanted to be, but not scared to treat him like her own brother. And that made him feel all the more comfortable around her.
"Anyway Goten, get some plastic bags too. A garbage bag and a few plastic grocery sacks, Mkay." Gohan seemed to be taking it all very seriously and Goten seeing his Brother acting serious made him want to act all serious like too. He stood up tall, poked out his chest and through his shoulders back.
"Yes Sir!" Goten said as he turned all professional army like and headed for and up the stairs. Gohan held back a chuckle with a cough, sometimes his brother could be down right hilarious in the cutest most unintentional ways.
"And wash your hands when you're done handling her there solider." Gohan yelled to his little brother deciding to play along with him.
"......Why!" Goten shouted back.
"Because she's probably covered with germs!" Gohan yelled in return.
"She is! Ewe, I didn't know that. Why!?" Goten said with discus, loosing the "army man" characteristics.
Gohan just let out a slight giggle at his brother's reaction.
"Why!?" Was heard from Goten again.
"I'll tell you when you come back down!" Gohan shouted back.
Gohan waited a minute to see if Goten was going to respond in any way, but he didn't hear anything else from him, so he went over and sat on the couch by Videl.
"Your brother is absolutely adorable." Videl said scooting closer to and eventually leaning against Gohan, they started cuddling with one another. They inner twined their hands and cuddled closer. Videl rubbed one of Gohan's legs with a hand and he wrapped his arms around her. Gohan lightly kissed Videl's forehead and she in return kissed his neck. After doing that for a while, Videl lifted her head up to Gohan's ear.
"So what are you really planning on doing with "Wiggle"?" She asked in a whisper. "I know that you're really not planning on "fixing" her, not that you even can."
Gohan turned his head to see Videl better.
"You'll eventually find out." He said in a whisper as well before spreading soft kisses about her neck. She started making her hand's way up the back of his shirt and was massaging and rubbing his hard muscular back. Then he caressed her cheek and she put her other hand behind his head, Then they started kissing the "alfalfa" kiss and in a flash they were right back to doing what they were doing when and before Goten walked through the front door.
Well, what did u think. Not my best work I know but, oh well, I really don't care. Oh and just for all of you that don't know, "alfalfa" kissing is what is said to be the most......in to it kind of kissing. 0.o Confuserating, I know, but I don't know how else to explain it . Wait, I do. There's "peaches"- The kind of kiss you give someone that could be a peck on the cheek but a little more meaningful. "Prunes"- The kind-a kissing where you kind-a, a, boy this is weird trying to explain it, I almost have to show you how it works. Um......it like where you kind-a suck a little on the persons skin or lips, Kind-a like the wet ones people give other's in cartoons. Yeah, they're kind-a wet and they're the kind that make the smacking sound. Yeah, oh I should have just said that in the first place . And "Alfalfa"- Is the kind where, like I said, the most "in to it" kind-a kiss. That is, it's all open mouth, tong, swapping spit kind of kissing . Hope I haven't created any "too" disturbing visuals .
Next Time:......I don't really know what happens next time . I'll have to think about it.
It's like, 5 A.M. and, like, I think I like, need to like, go to bed. But before I do, like, here's a little info.
New chapters to AC My End coming soon
New chapters to Your Mom coming soon
New Stories!
These aren't the exact titles but they're just to give you a little bit of an idea about what's coming soon from me.
Non of these stories are confirmed to actually be written.
THE JOYS AND PAINS OF MUSICAL THEATER-humor......It's kind-a self explanatory, but what the hell . Some how, don't exactly know how yet, Gohan gets into musical theater through a friend. They probably end up black mailing him into it as usual. It's starts out with one small play and audience, but he makes friends, or something, and they go into more plays and the only way he'd be able to see them would be to do the plays, or something, I don't know, I'll have to develop it more.
THE BAND-humor/don't know-About 13ish old Gohan and some friends make up a stupid little song and put instrumental music to it, just for some fun and to make a few bucks. But what happens when there little song actually becomes a hit! Or at least noticed......
THE TRUTH I'LL NEVER TELL-drama/humor probably-Basically Gohan writes a book, but not just any book, his autobiography. But it's disguised as just a normal fiction fantasy story.
AN UNEXPLAINED LOVE-probably a little bit of everything but mostly drama and humor-Simply that, I don't know if this one will happen, because I may just put it in my A C My End story because that story is supposed to be a mix of how I think DBZ should have ended and the way that Akira Toryami (doubt I spelled that right) "originally" wanted to end the DBZ series which would have been, believe me, a lot better then what he/they came up with as/for the final product. But, basically, it's what I think should have happened after the whole thing with Buu. Follows Gohan and Videl's relationship all the way up through their marriage and possibly further.
THE DAY I DIED-drama/angst-What I think should have happened between the time of Goku's death and Gohan's death in the future that never was. I think that's going to be the actual title, but I don't know.
I had some other ones, but I can't remember them. I think I was going to do one on Vegeta though and maybe Krillen if you can believe it. Some of these stories may not come up as their own story, but mixed in with my other stories that I already have.......possibly......
P.S: Don't expect any of these to come out anytime soon. The new stories that is.