Once again, I have finally updated this story! Thanks for sticken with
me y'all. Anyway......
Yay! Party time! Imaginary cake and icecream and party hats and balloons for all!
"Cake? Did someone say cake?" Asks the curious little Goten, who does want cake.
"No, she said poop." The little mischief maker, Trunks, sarcastically tells his gullible friend.
"Really?" Goten asks unhappily.
No, Trunks is just being a poop head. I said cake.
Goten smiles in a cute, yet retarded, way.
"Ummmmm......I like cake......" He says.
......Yeah, cute, um, anyway. So sorry it's been forever, but, I won't give you my stupid, but true, excuses. But, it's up now, and I finally know what I'm doing with the rest of the story. So yay, the chapters will come quicker now.
Anyways, onward to the story! ALRIGHT, PLACES EVERYBODY!
Trunks grabs the, now drooling, Goten by the collar of his shirt, and drags him away.
"Wait," Goten wails. "I wanted cake!"
Attack of the Killer Wiggle-Chicken
Chapter 4
Time to "Play"
. Up in Gohan and Goten's room .
Goten was going through his and Gohan's closet looking for a shoe box that would be big enough to fit Wiggle into. He wasn't being too careful though, he was pulling down clothes, stepping on things, throwing things out of the closet and into the middle of the room and knocking down things off the shelves.
He had laid Wiggle down on his bed and had her wrapped in a blanket like a baby. () Goten had already found 6 shoe boxes, but non of them were big enough! Two of the shoe boxes were from his own shoes, but the boxes were too small because Goten's feet are small. The other four were Gohan's, but he didn't exactly have big feet either, for a full grown man, he actually had feet on the small side.
Goten was worried that he might not be able to find a box big enough, but he didn't loose hope. Then, he happened to stumble upon the perfect box! It was big, green and oddly enough said, "Big Feet" on it.
"Yay!" He exclaimed with joy. He was pretty deep into the closet, not that it was big, and just as he started to make his way out of it, the phone rang.
"Ring, Ring! Ring, Ring!" Said the ugly old fashion phone in their room. ()
Goten had made it out of the closet by the third "ring, ring", and was now fast walking to the phone. He held the box under his right arm and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Hey, Goten?" It was Trunks.
Goten smiled all cutsie like.
"Hey Trunks!" He replied happily.
"Hey, a, you wanna come over and play or something?" Trunks sounded really bored. "It's so boring over here right now, my Mom's in a conference and my Dad's sleeping. But she said that if we were quiet, that it was okay with her for you to come over, if it's okay with your Mom."
"Sure!" Goten had never, and never would, turn down a chance to play with Trunks.
"Just let me go ask my Mom." But Goten then he remembered that his Mom wasn't home. Neither of his parents were.
"A, Trunks......" Goten said. "My Mom's not Home right now......"
"Well, ask you your Dad then." Trunks told him.
Goten got a pouty face.
"My Dad's not home either......" He finished with a whine.
"But Gohan is! I'm sure he'll let me go, he's less restrictive then my Mom anyway." He told Trunks happily.
"Whatever Dude," Trunks said coolly. "Just get over here, SOON......Before I die from boredom......"
"Mkay, I just have to put Wiggle Chicken in this box and go hide her out side somewhere......" He said while looking at the box he held under his arm.
There was a moment of silence as Trunks rethought what he had heard Goten say.
"......What?......" Trunks asked confused, but at the same time knew that it had something to do with one of Goten's stupid little kid things.
"Wiggle Chicken." Goten said, oblivious to the fact that Trunks had no idea what he was talking about.
"......What's a Wiggle-Chicken?......" He asked.
"SHE'S......a chicken I found in the woods......I called her Wiggle......" Goten told him informatively.
'They have chickens up there?' Trunks thought. 'Why the Heck did he call it, Wiggle?......' He pondered the thought for a moment, before responding back to Goten.
"......And you're putting it in a box, why?......"
"Because Gohan told me to." Goten replied.
"Why's he want you to put it in a box?......" Trunks asked. "I thought he was the smart one." He added sarcastically.
Goten, once again oblivious, to Trunks poking fun at him and said.
"Cause he thinks she's dead. But I don't think so. So, we came to an agreement, that he would work on her in secret out side, but that I had to find a hiding place for her until he'd have time to fix her. My Mom would flip if she saw us working on a "supposedly dead" chicken in the house. That's why I have to put her in a box."
Trunks was a little baffled. He wasn't there so he couldn't actually see the chicken for himself, to make any of his own assumptions. But just the thought of Gohan and Goten fighting over weather a chicken was alive or dead, was hilarious to him. But he continued the conversation.
"Dude," He started. "If Gohan says it's dead, it probably is. No offense, but I mean, he's like an animal expert. You know that......Like there was this one time when he came over, you weren't here for some reason, and he happened to walk by my hamster's cage....." Trunks was interrupted by Goten.
"Mr. Poop Head?" Goten interjected in a question.
"......Yeah," Trunks said a little annoyed that he had interrupted him. "Anyways, as I was saying! He looked at him and told me that he wasn't moving, and that he thought it was dead, and that it looked like it had been dead for while. I didn't believe him either, but later, we found out that it had been dead for like, a week, and I'd never noticed......" Trunks finished, a little amused at the memory.
Goten let out a humph.
"All you ever used him for anyway was a ball......" He said a little miffed. He didn't always like the way Trunks acted, especially towards cute and defenseless creatures. Trunks took after his father in that way.
"So!......"Trunks shot back. "The point is, that it probably is dead. And also, I hate to break it to you Goten, but he probably isn't going to fix it anyway."
"What?" Goten said. "But he gave me his word, he wouldn't go back on it." He protested.
"Dude, you can't always believe what he says, you guys are brothers, siblings are sposd to do that kind-a stuff to each other every now and then. And don't be mad at him either, like I said before, the chicken probably is dead and he just told you he'd do it so you'd leave him alone." Trunks told Goten in all honesty.
Goten was hurt, his big brother had always been like a second father to him, that was one thing that separated them from other siblings. Since Gohan had been 12 when he was born, and their father was dead, it was up to Gohan to kind-a play the father role, and that made both of them look at each other differently then most other brothers would.
"But, why would he do that?......" He asked upset.
"Is Videl over there?" Trunks said out right.
"A, Yeah......" Goten replied, not understanding why he had mentioned her.
"That's why......" Trunks concluded.
Goten was confused.
"But what does Videl have to do with anything?" He asked.
Trunks sighed, he was getting tired of giving obvious answers to stupid questions.
"You're too innocent for your own good." He told the, still confused, Goten.
"What?" Goten asked.
"Just forget it!" Trunks demanded. "Forget everything I've told you; about Gohan, Videl, you and this, "supposedly" dead chicken which you plan on, and are trying to get Gohan, to bring back from the dead!......" After his little rampage, an idea popped into his head. An idea that only a little trouble maker slash prankster would be able to think up. (And the author, considering that I'm writing everything they say and do. )
"......On second thought Goten......" Trunks slowly started.
"Bring Wiggle over here......" He finished with an evil smile.
Goten was, once again, confuserated.
"Why?" He asked, a little disturbed by the way Trunks had said it.
"Well, you want to bring her back to life right?" He asked a lot chipperier.
"......Yyyyyeessss......"
"If you bring her over here, then we can play Frankenstein, and do all kinds of weird things in my Mom and Grandpa's lab! And pretend to raise her back from the dead! Mwahahahahaha!......" He said with an evil cackle. "And if that doesn't work, and she really is dead, then we can just use the DragonBalls to really bring her back. Heck, we could even wish for her to be able to talk since we're allowed to have two wishes."
Goten was so excited now, not only did he want to bring back Wiggle, but so did his best friend who usually thought that a lot of the stuff that he did or wanted to do was stupid and childish.
"Yeah!" Goten exclaimed.
"But aren't the DragonBalls scattered all over the earth right now?" He asked with a sudden feeling of doubt.
"So?" Trunks chuckled. "You're the one always wanting to go on an adventure. And I'm in the mood to go on one now too! I'm just going to drag you along anyway, if you say no."
"Yeah I want to go! But, won't it take longer then the time I'll be over there to collect all the DragonBalls?" Goten asked.
"So, you can spend the night. My Mom won't care. Besides, you already have the 4 star ball." Trunks told him.
"Well, I'd have to ask my Mom, I mean Gohan......I hope he'll let me."
"Ah, I'm sure he'll say yes. Besides, we're like, your second family." Trunks reassured his friend.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Goten replied.
"Anyway, so, can you be over here in like, 30 minutes?" Trunks asked. "Don't worry about bringing anything, you can barrow some of my PJs and use some of our blankets and pillows. And don't bring a tooth brush either, you left yours here last time you Dork."
"My bad," Goten smiled and scratched the back of his head. "I wondered where it was."
Trunks rolled his eyes.
"Anyways, bring Wiggle-Chicken over in the shoe box and put it in a bag of some sort, just incase my Mom stumbles upon it." Trunks finished.
"Right, will do."
"K, see you in 30." Trunks said before he hung up.
Goten too hung up and thought for a moment how best to approach and ask Gohan to go to Trunks place. While he thought, he took the box over to Wiggle and put her in it, leaving the blanket wrapped around her. He put the lid over the box and walked back over to the closet looking for a back pack or something.
He found an old black and gray back pack with a missing strap, it was slightly torn in places, but it was big enough and that's all that mattered.
'It'll do.' Goten thought.
He walked back over to his bed and put the box with Wiggle in it, in the back pack. He then put the back pack on and was about to make his way out of the room when he noticed all the clothes, shoes, boxes, hair brushes, and other crap strung all over the place.
"I better clean this up." He said to himself, knowing that Gohan would have a cow if he saw the mess that he'd made. Gohan wasn't a clean freak, he was just like their Mom and didn't like things disorganized and out of order. (even though they mean the same thing, I really don't care.)
So, Goten cleaned it up like any kid who really didn't want to clean up would. By stuffing it all into the closet in a very unorganized way. When he finally had everything in the closet, he quickly shut the door from fear that it would all fall on him, and left the room, shutting the door behind him.
. Down stairs (on the couch ) .
Gohan and Videl were still happily making out, when Videl heard the door to Gohan and Goten's room shut.
"Gohan," She breathed heavily while quickly getting off of him. "Goten's coming."
They had been smart enough to keep their clothes on this time, as difficult as it was. So, it made it easier for them to be prepared for any surprises, such as Goten, or their parents.
Gohan too sat up and Videl quickly turned on the TV so that it'd seem as if they'd been watching it the whole time.
Goten came skipping down the stairs, seeming to be in a bit of a rush. Gohan noticed the back pack and the rush that he seemed to be in. He knew something was up.
"Wha'ch'ya doing Goten?" He asked.
Goten stopped behind the couch and looked at Gohan.
"Gohan, Trunks just called, and he asked me to come over and spend the night, can I go? Please say yes, they're already expecting me!" He pleaded with his hands clasped together.
"A......" Gohan started. "It's fine with me Goten, But......" Goten interrupted.
"Yay!"
"The only problem is I don't know if it's okay with Mom." Gohan finished.
"Ahw, come on Gohan. Can't you just tell her that I'm at Trunks' place?" Goten asked.
"Besides, they're like family." He told Gohan what Trunks had told him.
Gohan thought for a moment, 'I guess it couldn't hurt. And he is right, they practically are family.'
"Alright.' He started. "You win. But if Mom gets mad at me, I'm putting the blame on you." They smiled at each other and Goten made his way for the door.
"By the way, where's Wiggle?" Gohan asked.
Videl smiled at the word and Goten stopped dead in his tracks.
'Oh poop! What should I tell him' He thought frantically.
"Goten?" Gohan asked a little worried by his behavior.
'I know......' Goten whipped back around and put his hand behind his head.
"Oops. Ha. Ha. Ha. Silly me. I left her up stairs." He said with very bad acting. "Let me go get her."
He ran up the stairs and back into His and Gohan's room. He slammed the door shut and put his back to the door and leaned against it.
"......Gotta find a garbage bag......" He looked around for about 3 minutes, not finding a plastic bag of any kind. 'Wait, the garbage can should have a garbage bag!' He thought. (Oh, so smartful is Goten. )
He ran over to the garbage can, under the computer desk, and pulled it out. When he looked inside, there was all kinds of paper, Kleenex and all kinds of other ickyful stuff in it, but that didn't matter. So, he took the bag out of the garbage can, put the garbage can back under the desk, and quickly left the room.
He ran down the stairs and quickly showed Gohan the bag as he zipped by and out the door.
"Wait, Goten, where are you putting the bag?!" Gohan yelled after him, but it was too late, Goten was already outside and flying to Capsule Corp.
"Oh well......" Gohan said, he didn't really care anyway, he was just planning on proving to Goten that the chicken was dead.
"You weren't planning on really doing anything anyway, right?" Videl asked as she turned off the TV. She pulled her legs up onto the couch and turned to face Gohan. "You gave in pretty easily.
"Of course I gave in easily and wasn't going to do anything. What I was planning on doing was just showing it to our Dad, he'd say it was dead too, and then it'd be two against one and Goten would be more likely to believe that it really was dead. Plus time would go by and it still wouldn't have done anything, either way I think he would have figured it out eventually......Other wise I'd be a little worried......" Gohan finished with a smile.
Videl let out a chortle.
"You and your brother......" She said while looking at Gohan with loving eyes.
Gohan moved closer to Videl and wrapped an arm around her waist.
"Another reason I gave in easily, was cause I wanted to get back to you know what." He said with a raise of his eye brows on the last few words, "you know what".
Videl smiled and Gohan put a hand behind her head and kissed her deeply. When they separated, both smiled and Videl said.
"Meow......" In a sexy voice.
Gohan Chuckled for a moment before adding.
"Like a tiger, roar....." Videl laughed at that, they had watched the movie "Moulin Rough" earlier that day, and that was one of the lines from a love scene in it.
"Ya know," Gohan started in a whisper. "Now that Goten's gone, we can move up to our room."
"Oh......" Videl said with a sexy smile.
Gohan stood up a scooped Videl up off the couch. She let out a giggle and held onto her night in shinning armor as he carried her up the stairs and to the door of his room. There, he set down Videl and opened the door.
"Ladies first. he said playfully.
"Oh, thank you darling." Videl said back, playing along.
No sooner did Videl get in the room, then did Gohan grab her arm and forcefully through her against the other side of the door, in the process closing it. Gohan, was ready to get it on, and Videl was ready for some intense making out too.
They started alfalfa kissing again and holding each other close and in weird ways. Gohan started to unbutton Videl's blouse, again, and Videl started to take off Gohan's shirt, again. But not too soon after they started doing that, they heard the front door open.
"Gohan!" Chi-Chi yelled. "We're back!"
"And we brought food too!" Goku shouted with excitement.
Gohan and Videl immediately stopped, disappointed that their making out session had once again been interrupted.
"Awh......Shit. Isn't there anywhere we can be alone?" Gohan asked in a pouty tone as he leaned his head against the door still holding Videl.
"Yeah actually.? She said into Gohan's stomach. Though 18 she was, Videl was kind-of short, and Gohan was kind-of tall......so it was kind-of weird. ()
"What? Where?" Gohan asked.
"My place." Videl said with a raise of her eyebrows.
"Isn't your Dad home?" Gohan asked a little confused.
"He was......Until about an hour ago when he left for a 3 day business trip." She finished.
They stared at each other for a moment before evil Grinch like smiles grew upon both their faces. They quickly fixed their clothes and headed down the stairs, holding each others hands.
They reached the living room and passed the kitchen, which both Chi-Chi and Goku were in. On their way to the door, Gohan quickly told his parents.
"Goten's at Bulma's spending the night with Trunks and I'm going over to Videl's! Don't know when I'll be back! Bye Mom, bye Dad!" They ran out the door leaving his parents in a flurry of confusion.
"What?" Goku said with a mouth full of animal crackers as Chi-Chi ran to the door in hopes of catching the two before they got too far.
She was lucky, when she reached the door, they were only about to take off.
"Hey!" She yelled in her usual annoying voice.
Gohan and Videl Turned around to see Chi-Chi standing just outside the doorway with spatula in hand and hand's on hips.
"And just where are you two going again? And where did you say Goten was?" She asked in an intimidating way.
"A," Gohan started a little worried. "Goten's spending the night with Trunks and I'm going to Videls." He was starting to worry that she wouldn't let them go.
Chi-Chi quirked an eye brow.
"Well what am I sposed to do with all this food!?" She yelled and asked at the same time.
Videl and Gohan sighed from relief.
"Well, just give it all to Dad, or put it in the fridge. It's not like I'm not coming back." Gohan teased.
"And what exactly are you planning on doing at Videl's?" Chi-Chi said once again raising an eyebrow, hinting that she had a good idea on what they were planning on doing.
"Um, au......playing?" Gohan didn't really know what to say.
Chi-Chi knew he was lying and just smiled and shook her head.
"What ever you do, just don't give me any grandchildren yet. I want you both to get through school before that happens. Plus it'll just make me feel older then I already am." She smiled and gave her son the, "you make damn well sure that you do as I say" look.
The two teens blushed and levitated into the air.
"Think of this as some "alone" time with Dad." Gohan said with a smile before he and Videl both took to the sky.
Goku came out just as they had disappeared out of sight.
"What happened?" Goku asked as he swallowed a mouth full of animal crackers.
Chi-Chi turned to her husband. He had some crumbs on his face so she whipped them off with her apron.
"Looks like we have some alone time tonight." She said, hinting at what she wanted to do.
Goku looked down at her and could tell what she was thinking by the look on her face.
"Oh......" He said. "I know what you want." He lowered his head and kissed Ch-Chi on the lips, but pulled away rather quickly.
"But I want dinner first!" He cheered as he ran back in the house and into the kitchen.
Chi-Chi sighed.
"Well," She said heavily. "I guess it could be a candle lit dinner."
This author's note is fricken long, so don't feel like you have to read it all.
Compared to the other chapters I've written for this story, hat was fricken long! Please review, I would be very much obliged. And, this story is going to change to a Goten and Trunks instead of a Goten and Gohan. And it will become pg 13, if it's not already. 0.o
I have pics to go with this and some of my other stories. Please, don't hesitate to ask to see them. Not that you have to ask, I'll just send em to you anyway probably. They really do help create a good mental picture.
Remember, this is my big updating party, so I've updated my other stories too.
UPDATED CHAPTERS: Your Mom! It's a bout Gohan going through puberty, but it's not just that. Gohan's mom is pregnant with Goten and is kidnapped by an evil alien race that wants to control the world! (of course) Now it's up to Gohan and Vegeta to save his Mother and beat the poop out of the aliens! Tis funny, say my reviewers.
Saiyan Bordom and Depression, SUGAR and BEER! Basically, Bulma and Vegeta get into a fight and she takes Baby Trunks and leaves Vegeta. But know one knows how long she's going to be gone, or if she's even coming back. Gohan's a bit out of character, but I could really care less in this story. Gohan wants to help Vegeta feel better, so he gives him sugar, beer, acohal and sharpies, he too uses the overwhelming power and they end up doing really stupid things.....Eventually the whole Z gang, at least most of them, end up having a big party at Capsule Corp. and are throwing up all over the place. But what happens? Does Bulma come back? 0.o And what about Gohan? He is an under aged drinker! Gasps!
AC My End I recently updated it, so it's not exactly a party one, but the new chapter's there.
It's what I think should have happened in the time following the Cell Games. It answers all the unanswered questions; what happened to Lime? When did Krillen and 18 get married? How'd everyone cope with Goku's death? And what about Goten and Marron?
It's also a mixture of how I think DragonBall Z should have ended and how Akira Toryiama originally wanted to end it. And believe me, what he originally wanted to do, was much better......It eventually turns into a Gohan and Videl, but that's a little ways off in the story right now. Tis a drama.
NEW The Day I Died It's about what I think happened, should have happened, in the future that never was. It starts with Goku's death and goes all the way up through Gohan's death. It's a Gohan fanfic, and kind-of a Future Trunks one too.
Do excuse me people for what I am about to write, but this is on a personal note to whomever the anonymous reviewer, "Dude......you suck ()" is, from my and Hiei's Dark Dragon's story, titled "OUR POINTLESS STORY!" Just incase he or she happens to be reading Hell Yeah it sucked, you inconsiderate Baka! Yes, the story did suck, but we said in the beginning that it was going to be stupid, crap and pointless, or in other words, it was going to suck! . You didn't have to repeat what we obviously already knew!
The words you chose and the way you used them were completely unacceptable! UNEXCEPTABLE! I mean, I don't mined criticism towards my stories, or even towards me, but saying, "That sucked ass. Bitch." was completely unneeded.
You don't even know me, I am not a Bitch, and you have no right what so ever to call me one. I did nothing to provoke you or anyone else to call me such a thing. And, just for your information, there's more then one Bitch, there are two, and when you mess with one of us, you mess with both of us! If you read correctly, there were two of us.
And maybe, if you don't like reading stuff that, as you so bluntly put it, "sucks ass!" then maybe you should pay a little more attention to what the author(s) say about the story in the author's note(s). and summaries BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY START READING THE BLASTED STORY!!!!!......
Looks over at cowering chickens and "nice" readers and reviewers......So sorry about that people, but hey, a girls gotta stick up for herself, and for the good and safety of other fanfiction writers.
From now on, when there is a writer in flamer danger, I'll be there. (or at least I'll try to be. )
From now on, I am Super Wiggle-Chicken! Defender of writers, nightmare to flamers! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Maybe I should change the title to "Attack of the Killer Super Wiggle- Chicken" .
Anyway, don't think that I don't want criticism anymore folks, I just don't want people I don't know calling me a Bitch or something like that. You can call my story a bitch, but not me. Now then, onward my fellow chickens, we must report the misusage of the review!
Yay! Party time! Imaginary cake and icecream and party hats and balloons for all!
"Cake? Did someone say cake?" Asks the curious little Goten, who does want cake.
"No, she said poop." The little mischief maker, Trunks, sarcastically tells his gullible friend.
"Really?" Goten asks unhappily.
No, Trunks is just being a poop head. I said cake.
Goten smiles in a cute, yet retarded, way.
"Ummmmm......I like cake......" He says.
......Yeah, cute, um, anyway. So sorry it's been forever, but, I won't give you my stupid, but true, excuses. But, it's up now, and I finally know what I'm doing with the rest of the story. So yay, the chapters will come quicker now.
Anyways, onward to the story! ALRIGHT, PLACES EVERYBODY!
Trunks grabs the, now drooling, Goten by the collar of his shirt, and drags him away.
"Wait," Goten wails. "I wanted cake!"
Attack of the Killer Wiggle-Chicken
Chapter 4
Time to "Play"
. Up in Gohan and Goten's room .
Goten was going through his and Gohan's closet looking for a shoe box that would be big enough to fit Wiggle into. He wasn't being too careful though, he was pulling down clothes, stepping on things, throwing things out of the closet and into the middle of the room and knocking down things off the shelves.
He had laid Wiggle down on his bed and had her wrapped in a blanket like a baby. () Goten had already found 6 shoe boxes, but non of them were big enough! Two of the shoe boxes were from his own shoes, but the boxes were too small because Goten's feet are small. The other four were Gohan's, but he didn't exactly have big feet either, for a full grown man, he actually had feet on the small side.
Goten was worried that he might not be able to find a box big enough, but he didn't loose hope. Then, he happened to stumble upon the perfect box! It was big, green and oddly enough said, "Big Feet" on it.
"Yay!" He exclaimed with joy. He was pretty deep into the closet, not that it was big, and just as he started to make his way out of it, the phone rang.
"Ring, Ring! Ring, Ring!" Said the ugly old fashion phone in their room. ()
Goten had made it out of the closet by the third "ring, ring", and was now fast walking to the phone. He held the box under his right arm and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Hey, Goten?" It was Trunks.
Goten smiled all cutsie like.
"Hey Trunks!" He replied happily.
"Hey, a, you wanna come over and play or something?" Trunks sounded really bored. "It's so boring over here right now, my Mom's in a conference and my Dad's sleeping. But she said that if we were quiet, that it was okay with her for you to come over, if it's okay with your Mom."
"Sure!" Goten had never, and never would, turn down a chance to play with Trunks.
"Just let me go ask my Mom." But Goten then he remembered that his Mom wasn't home. Neither of his parents were.
"A, Trunks......" Goten said. "My Mom's not Home right now......"
"Well, ask you your Dad then." Trunks told him.
Goten got a pouty face.
"My Dad's not home either......" He finished with a whine.
"But Gohan is! I'm sure he'll let me go, he's less restrictive then my Mom anyway." He told Trunks happily.
"Whatever Dude," Trunks said coolly. "Just get over here, SOON......Before I die from boredom......"
"Mkay, I just have to put Wiggle Chicken in this box and go hide her out side somewhere......" He said while looking at the box he held under his arm.
There was a moment of silence as Trunks rethought what he had heard Goten say.
"......What?......" Trunks asked confused, but at the same time knew that it had something to do with one of Goten's stupid little kid things.
"Wiggle Chicken." Goten said, oblivious to the fact that Trunks had no idea what he was talking about.
"......What's a Wiggle-Chicken?......" He asked.
"SHE'S......a chicken I found in the woods......I called her Wiggle......" Goten told him informatively.
'They have chickens up there?' Trunks thought. 'Why the Heck did he call it, Wiggle?......' He pondered the thought for a moment, before responding back to Goten.
"......And you're putting it in a box, why?......"
"Because Gohan told me to." Goten replied.
"Why's he want you to put it in a box?......" Trunks asked. "I thought he was the smart one." He added sarcastically.
Goten, once again oblivious, to Trunks poking fun at him and said.
"Cause he thinks she's dead. But I don't think so. So, we came to an agreement, that he would work on her in secret out side, but that I had to find a hiding place for her until he'd have time to fix her. My Mom would flip if she saw us working on a "supposedly dead" chicken in the house. That's why I have to put her in a box."
Trunks was a little baffled. He wasn't there so he couldn't actually see the chicken for himself, to make any of his own assumptions. But just the thought of Gohan and Goten fighting over weather a chicken was alive or dead, was hilarious to him. But he continued the conversation.
"Dude," He started. "If Gohan says it's dead, it probably is. No offense, but I mean, he's like an animal expert. You know that......Like there was this one time when he came over, you weren't here for some reason, and he happened to walk by my hamster's cage....." Trunks was interrupted by Goten.
"Mr. Poop Head?" Goten interjected in a question.
"......Yeah," Trunks said a little annoyed that he had interrupted him. "Anyways, as I was saying! He looked at him and told me that he wasn't moving, and that he thought it was dead, and that it looked like it had been dead for while. I didn't believe him either, but later, we found out that it had been dead for like, a week, and I'd never noticed......" Trunks finished, a little amused at the memory.
Goten let out a humph.
"All you ever used him for anyway was a ball......" He said a little miffed. He didn't always like the way Trunks acted, especially towards cute and defenseless creatures. Trunks took after his father in that way.
"So!......"Trunks shot back. "The point is, that it probably is dead. And also, I hate to break it to you Goten, but he probably isn't going to fix it anyway."
"What?" Goten said. "But he gave me his word, he wouldn't go back on it." He protested.
"Dude, you can't always believe what he says, you guys are brothers, siblings are sposd to do that kind-a stuff to each other every now and then. And don't be mad at him either, like I said before, the chicken probably is dead and he just told you he'd do it so you'd leave him alone." Trunks told Goten in all honesty.
Goten was hurt, his big brother had always been like a second father to him, that was one thing that separated them from other siblings. Since Gohan had been 12 when he was born, and their father was dead, it was up to Gohan to kind-a play the father role, and that made both of them look at each other differently then most other brothers would.
"But, why would he do that?......" He asked upset.
"Is Videl over there?" Trunks said out right.
"A, Yeah......" Goten replied, not understanding why he had mentioned her.
"That's why......" Trunks concluded.
Goten was confused.
"But what does Videl have to do with anything?" He asked.
Trunks sighed, he was getting tired of giving obvious answers to stupid questions.
"You're too innocent for your own good." He told the, still confused, Goten.
"What?" Goten asked.
"Just forget it!" Trunks demanded. "Forget everything I've told you; about Gohan, Videl, you and this, "supposedly" dead chicken which you plan on, and are trying to get Gohan, to bring back from the dead!......" After his little rampage, an idea popped into his head. An idea that only a little trouble maker slash prankster would be able to think up. (And the author, considering that I'm writing everything they say and do. )
"......On second thought Goten......" Trunks slowly started.
"Bring Wiggle over here......" He finished with an evil smile.
Goten was, once again, confuserated.
"Why?" He asked, a little disturbed by the way Trunks had said it.
"Well, you want to bring her back to life right?" He asked a lot chipperier.
"......Yyyyyeessss......"
"If you bring her over here, then we can play Frankenstein, and do all kinds of weird things in my Mom and Grandpa's lab! And pretend to raise her back from the dead! Mwahahahahaha!......" He said with an evil cackle. "And if that doesn't work, and she really is dead, then we can just use the DragonBalls to really bring her back. Heck, we could even wish for her to be able to talk since we're allowed to have two wishes."
Goten was so excited now, not only did he want to bring back Wiggle, but so did his best friend who usually thought that a lot of the stuff that he did or wanted to do was stupid and childish.
"Yeah!" Goten exclaimed.
"But aren't the DragonBalls scattered all over the earth right now?" He asked with a sudden feeling of doubt.
"So?" Trunks chuckled. "You're the one always wanting to go on an adventure. And I'm in the mood to go on one now too! I'm just going to drag you along anyway, if you say no."
"Yeah I want to go! But, won't it take longer then the time I'll be over there to collect all the DragonBalls?" Goten asked.
"So, you can spend the night. My Mom won't care. Besides, you already have the 4 star ball." Trunks told him.
"Well, I'd have to ask my Mom, I mean Gohan......I hope he'll let me."
"Ah, I'm sure he'll say yes. Besides, we're like, your second family." Trunks reassured his friend.
"Yeah, you're probably right." Goten replied.
"Anyway, so, can you be over here in like, 30 minutes?" Trunks asked. "Don't worry about bringing anything, you can barrow some of my PJs and use some of our blankets and pillows. And don't bring a tooth brush either, you left yours here last time you Dork."
"My bad," Goten smiled and scratched the back of his head. "I wondered where it was."
Trunks rolled his eyes.
"Anyways, bring Wiggle-Chicken over in the shoe box and put it in a bag of some sort, just incase my Mom stumbles upon it." Trunks finished.
"Right, will do."
"K, see you in 30." Trunks said before he hung up.
Goten too hung up and thought for a moment how best to approach and ask Gohan to go to Trunks place. While he thought, he took the box over to Wiggle and put her in it, leaving the blanket wrapped around her. He put the lid over the box and walked back over to the closet looking for a back pack or something.
He found an old black and gray back pack with a missing strap, it was slightly torn in places, but it was big enough and that's all that mattered.
'It'll do.' Goten thought.
He walked back over to his bed and put the box with Wiggle in it, in the back pack. He then put the back pack on and was about to make his way out of the room when he noticed all the clothes, shoes, boxes, hair brushes, and other crap strung all over the place.
"I better clean this up." He said to himself, knowing that Gohan would have a cow if he saw the mess that he'd made. Gohan wasn't a clean freak, he was just like their Mom and didn't like things disorganized and out of order. (even though they mean the same thing, I really don't care.)
So, Goten cleaned it up like any kid who really didn't want to clean up would. By stuffing it all into the closet in a very unorganized way. When he finally had everything in the closet, he quickly shut the door from fear that it would all fall on him, and left the room, shutting the door behind him.
. Down stairs (on the couch ) .
Gohan and Videl were still happily making out, when Videl heard the door to Gohan and Goten's room shut.
"Gohan," She breathed heavily while quickly getting off of him. "Goten's coming."
They had been smart enough to keep their clothes on this time, as difficult as it was. So, it made it easier for them to be prepared for any surprises, such as Goten, or their parents.
Gohan too sat up and Videl quickly turned on the TV so that it'd seem as if they'd been watching it the whole time.
Goten came skipping down the stairs, seeming to be in a bit of a rush. Gohan noticed the back pack and the rush that he seemed to be in. He knew something was up.
"Wha'ch'ya doing Goten?" He asked.
Goten stopped behind the couch and looked at Gohan.
"Gohan, Trunks just called, and he asked me to come over and spend the night, can I go? Please say yes, they're already expecting me!" He pleaded with his hands clasped together.
"A......" Gohan started. "It's fine with me Goten, But......" Goten interrupted.
"Yay!"
"The only problem is I don't know if it's okay with Mom." Gohan finished.
"Ahw, come on Gohan. Can't you just tell her that I'm at Trunks' place?" Goten asked.
"Besides, they're like family." He told Gohan what Trunks had told him.
Gohan thought for a moment, 'I guess it couldn't hurt. And he is right, they practically are family.'
"Alright.' He started. "You win. But if Mom gets mad at me, I'm putting the blame on you." They smiled at each other and Goten made his way for the door.
"By the way, where's Wiggle?" Gohan asked.
Videl smiled at the word and Goten stopped dead in his tracks.
'Oh poop! What should I tell him' He thought frantically.
"Goten?" Gohan asked a little worried by his behavior.
'I know......' Goten whipped back around and put his hand behind his head.
"Oops. Ha. Ha. Ha. Silly me. I left her up stairs." He said with very bad acting. "Let me go get her."
He ran up the stairs and back into His and Gohan's room. He slammed the door shut and put his back to the door and leaned against it.
"......Gotta find a garbage bag......" He looked around for about 3 minutes, not finding a plastic bag of any kind. 'Wait, the garbage can should have a garbage bag!' He thought. (Oh, so smartful is Goten. )
He ran over to the garbage can, under the computer desk, and pulled it out. When he looked inside, there was all kinds of paper, Kleenex and all kinds of other ickyful stuff in it, but that didn't matter. So, he took the bag out of the garbage can, put the garbage can back under the desk, and quickly left the room.
He ran down the stairs and quickly showed Gohan the bag as he zipped by and out the door.
"Wait, Goten, where are you putting the bag?!" Gohan yelled after him, but it was too late, Goten was already outside and flying to Capsule Corp.
"Oh well......" Gohan said, he didn't really care anyway, he was just planning on proving to Goten that the chicken was dead.
"You weren't planning on really doing anything anyway, right?" Videl asked as she turned off the TV. She pulled her legs up onto the couch and turned to face Gohan. "You gave in pretty easily.
"Of course I gave in easily and wasn't going to do anything. What I was planning on doing was just showing it to our Dad, he'd say it was dead too, and then it'd be two against one and Goten would be more likely to believe that it really was dead. Plus time would go by and it still wouldn't have done anything, either way I think he would have figured it out eventually......Other wise I'd be a little worried......" Gohan finished with a smile.
Videl let out a chortle.
"You and your brother......" She said while looking at Gohan with loving eyes.
Gohan moved closer to Videl and wrapped an arm around her waist.
"Another reason I gave in easily, was cause I wanted to get back to you know what." He said with a raise of his eye brows on the last few words, "you know what".
Videl smiled and Gohan put a hand behind her head and kissed her deeply. When they separated, both smiled and Videl said.
"Meow......" In a sexy voice.
Gohan Chuckled for a moment before adding.
"Like a tiger, roar....." Videl laughed at that, they had watched the movie "Moulin Rough" earlier that day, and that was one of the lines from a love scene in it.
"Ya know," Gohan started in a whisper. "Now that Goten's gone, we can move up to our room."
"Oh......" Videl said with a sexy smile.
Gohan stood up a scooped Videl up off the couch. She let out a giggle and held onto her night in shinning armor as he carried her up the stairs and to the door of his room. There, he set down Videl and opened the door.
"Ladies first. he said playfully.
"Oh, thank you darling." Videl said back, playing along.
No sooner did Videl get in the room, then did Gohan grab her arm and forcefully through her against the other side of the door, in the process closing it. Gohan, was ready to get it on, and Videl was ready for some intense making out too.
They started alfalfa kissing again and holding each other close and in weird ways. Gohan started to unbutton Videl's blouse, again, and Videl started to take off Gohan's shirt, again. But not too soon after they started doing that, they heard the front door open.
"Gohan!" Chi-Chi yelled. "We're back!"
"And we brought food too!" Goku shouted with excitement.
Gohan and Videl immediately stopped, disappointed that their making out session had once again been interrupted.
"Awh......Shit. Isn't there anywhere we can be alone?" Gohan asked in a pouty tone as he leaned his head against the door still holding Videl.
"Yeah actually.? She said into Gohan's stomach. Though 18 she was, Videl was kind-of short, and Gohan was kind-of tall......so it was kind-of weird. ()
"What? Where?" Gohan asked.
"My place." Videl said with a raise of her eyebrows.
"Isn't your Dad home?" Gohan asked a little confused.
"He was......Until about an hour ago when he left for a 3 day business trip." She finished.
They stared at each other for a moment before evil Grinch like smiles grew upon both their faces. They quickly fixed their clothes and headed down the stairs, holding each others hands.
They reached the living room and passed the kitchen, which both Chi-Chi and Goku were in. On their way to the door, Gohan quickly told his parents.
"Goten's at Bulma's spending the night with Trunks and I'm going over to Videl's! Don't know when I'll be back! Bye Mom, bye Dad!" They ran out the door leaving his parents in a flurry of confusion.
"What?" Goku said with a mouth full of animal crackers as Chi-Chi ran to the door in hopes of catching the two before they got too far.
She was lucky, when she reached the door, they were only about to take off.
"Hey!" She yelled in her usual annoying voice.
Gohan and Videl Turned around to see Chi-Chi standing just outside the doorway with spatula in hand and hand's on hips.
"And just where are you two going again? And where did you say Goten was?" She asked in an intimidating way.
"A," Gohan started a little worried. "Goten's spending the night with Trunks and I'm going to Videls." He was starting to worry that she wouldn't let them go.
Chi-Chi quirked an eye brow.
"Well what am I sposed to do with all this food!?" She yelled and asked at the same time.
Videl and Gohan sighed from relief.
"Well, just give it all to Dad, or put it in the fridge. It's not like I'm not coming back." Gohan teased.
"And what exactly are you planning on doing at Videl's?" Chi-Chi said once again raising an eyebrow, hinting that she had a good idea on what they were planning on doing.
"Um, au......playing?" Gohan didn't really know what to say.
Chi-Chi knew he was lying and just smiled and shook her head.
"What ever you do, just don't give me any grandchildren yet. I want you both to get through school before that happens. Plus it'll just make me feel older then I already am." She smiled and gave her son the, "you make damn well sure that you do as I say" look.
The two teens blushed and levitated into the air.
"Think of this as some "alone" time with Dad." Gohan said with a smile before he and Videl both took to the sky.
Goku came out just as they had disappeared out of sight.
"What happened?" Goku asked as he swallowed a mouth full of animal crackers.
Chi-Chi turned to her husband. He had some crumbs on his face so she whipped them off with her apron.
"Looks like we have some alone time tonight." She said, hinting at what she wanted to do.
Goku looked down at her and could tell what she was thinking by the look on her face.
"Oh......" He said. "I know what you want." He lowered his head and kissed Ch-Chi on the lips, but pulled away rather quickly.
"But I want dinner first!" He cheered as he ran back in the house and into the kitchen.
Chi-Chi sighed.
"Well," She said heavily. "I guess it could be a candle lit dinner."
This author's note is fricken long, so don't feel like you have to read it all.
Compared to the other chapters I've written for this story, hat was fricken long! Please review, I would be very much obliged. And, this story is going to change to a Goten and Trunks instead of a Goten and Gohan. And it will become pg 13, if it's not already. 0.o
I have pics to go with this and some of my other stories. Please, don't hesitate to ask to see them. Not that you have to ask, I'll just send em to you anyway probably. They really do help create a good mental picture.
Remember, this is my big updating party, so I've updated my other stories too.
UPDATED CHAPTERS: Your Mom! It's a bout Gohan going through puberty, but it's not just that. Gohan's mom is pregnant with Goten and is kidnapped by an evil alien race that wants to control the world! (of course) Now it's up to Gohan and Vegeta to save his Mother and beat the poop out of the aliens! Tis funny, say my reviewers.
Saiyan Bordom and Depression, SUGAR and BEER! Basically, Bulma and Vegeta get into a fight and she takes Baby Trunks and leaves Vegeta. But know one knows how long she's going to be gone, or if she's even coming back. Gohan's a bit out of character, but I could really care less in this story. Gohan wants to help Vegeta feel better, so he gives him sugar, beer, acohal and sharpies, he too uses the overwhelming power and they end up doing really stupid things.....Eventually the whole Z gang, at least most of them, end up having a big party at Capsule Corp. and are throwing up all over the place. But what happens? Does Bulma come back? 0.o And what about Gohan? He is an under aged drinker! Gasps!
AC My End I recently updated it, so it's not exactly a party one, but the new chapter's there.
It's what I think should have happened in the time following the Cell Games. It answers all the unanswered questions; what happened to Lime? When did Krillen and 18 get married? How'd everyone cope with Goku's death? And what about Goten and Marron?
It's also a mixture of how I think DragonBall Z should have ended and how Akira Toryiama originally wanted to end it. And believe me, what he originally wanted to do, was much better......It eventually turns into a Gohan and Videl, but that's a little ways off in the story right now. Tis a drama.
NEW The Day I Died It's about what I think happened, should have happened, in the future that never was. It starts with Goku's death and goes all the way up through Gohan's death. It's a Gohan fanfic, and kind-of a Future Trunks one too.
Do excuse me people for what I am about to write, but this is on a personal note to whomever the anonymous reviewer, "Dude......you suck ()" is, from my and Hiei's Dark Dragon's story, titled "OUR POINTLESS STORY!" Just incase he or she happens to be reading Hell Yeah it sucked, you inconsiderate Baka! Yes, the story did suck, but we said in the beginning that it was going to be stupid, crap and pointless, or in other words, it was going to suck! . You didn't have to repeat what we obviously already knew!
The words you chose and the way you used them were completely unacceptable! UNEXCEPTABLE! I mean, I don't mined criticism towards my stories, or even towards me, but saying, "That sucked ass. Bitch." was completely unneeded.
You don't even know me, I am not a Bitch, and you have no right what so ever to call me one. I did nothing to provoke you or anyone else to call me such a thing. And, just for your information, there's more then one Bitch, there are two, and when you mess with one of us, you mess with both of us! If you read correctly, there were two of us.
And maybe, if you don't like reading stuff that, as you so bluntly put it, "sucks ass!" then maybe you should pay a little more attention to what the author(s) say about the story in the author's note(s). and summaries BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY START READING THE BLASTED STORY!!!!!......
Looks over at cowering chickens and "nice" readers and reviewers......So sorry about that people, but hey, a girls gotta stick up for herself, and for the good and safety of other fanfiction writers.
From now on, when there is a writer in flamer danger, I'll be there. (or at least I'll try to be. )
From now on, I am Super Wiggle-Chicken! Defender of writers, nightmare to flamers! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Maybe I should change the title to "Attack of the Killer Super Wiggle- Chicken" .
Anyway, don't think that I don't want criticism anymore folks, I just don't want people I don't know calling me a Bitch or something like that. You can call my story a bitch, but not me. Now then, onward my fellow chickens, we must report the misusage of the review!