No Ordinary Princess
- Chapter 13 -
A/N: Holy crap it's the end!
Miroku ran after an insane friend, better known as InuYasha.
"InuYasha! InuYasha, slow down!"
InuYasha, not paying heed, to his demands, snarled.
"Easy for you to say!"
"You need a plan you imbecile!"
"I've got one," he retorted, coming to a full stop.
"Really?," questioned an out-of-breath Miroku.
"Yep. Go in, shred Naraku apart, and then go find my mate."
"InuYasha," Miroku groaned, "you are an idiot."
InuYasha huffed angrily at his friend's lack of support. He turned on his heel and kept going. The door was only a few steps away.
"InuYasha!"
"What?," he snarled impatiently.
"Company," he choked out.
InuYasha growled and turned around. He groaned and almost threw a tantrum. Kikyou held Miroku at arrow point.
"Hit her you idiot!," he sneered.
"Tsk, tsk InuYasha. Didn't your mother teach you to never hit a girl?," she asked with a cynical smile.
InuYasha nodded, a malicious grin on his features.
"Problem is: I don't see a girl."
InuYasha launched himself at her and Miroku dodged the punch by promptly sitting. He hurled Kikyou into a wall and pinned her by the throat.
"My wife isn't a bitch," he sneered, "payback is."
"You're 'wife' is probably less virginal than my grandmother right about now."
InuYasha glared at her with fury and flashed her a smile.
"You might be useful after all."
He gripped her and threw her at the door leading to Naraku. Miroku groaned form his place on the floor.
"Just spiffy," he stated.
"Kikyou's body lay unnaturally still on the floor.
'Good,' he thought, 'she deserved it.'
"Naraku," he growled, "come out, come out wherever you are!"
Miroku watched and sighed. InuYasha was taking joy in taunting his prey.
'Sango,' he thought impatiently.
He turned surveying the throne room. Walking off to the right, Miroku scowled.
"InuYasha," a deep voice called out, "must we play these games?"
Miroku rolled his eyes and hid behind a pillar. Two men stood in front of a door openly conversing about nothing in particular.
"Talen, honestly, what the bloody hell is in this room we're guarding?," asked one.
"Have no fucking idea," the one named Talen muttered.
The latter grunted and opened the door and walked in, his friend closely following.
"Naraku, you bastard, where's Kagome?!"
"In my bed," he responded casually.
Miroku cringed upon hearing a string of curses and the sounds of, obviously, a fight.
"With that response you were just asking for it."
"You won't be able to fuck after I'm done with you!," InuYasha audibly promised.
Miroku mouthed an 'ouch' before peering into the room the guys had stumbled into. A young, sinuous woman lay on a table covered in silk.
"Hello there," she purred.
Miroku looked around and then pointed at himself questioningly. The woman nodded slowly, beckoning him closer.
"I'm a bit lonely here," she purred, "why don't you keep me company while your friend kills Naraku?"
"I-I guess we could talk," Miroku responded nervously.
The woman laughed richly.
"No silly!"
"N-No?"
"I don't want to talk, if you know what I mean," she said suggestively.
'Something is wrong here!,' Miroku's mind screamed out.
"Well? Come on, I'm waiting."
"Sango," he whispered wide-eyed.
"I'm sorry? My name's Tamera, not Sango."
"Sorry, can't."
"Can't?," she growled.
"I'm courting this girl you see," he said quickly.
"She won't find out!," she yelled impatiently.
"Yes, she will. Trust me," he assured.
Before his eyes the young girl disappeared.
"Holy mother of-. Huh?"
He approached the table and picked up a small ball and a note.
"This is the Shikon No Tama, powerful enough to grant a wish. Beware of what you wish for."
Miroku shrugged and dropped it into his pocket. He stepped out and narrowly missed being hit by Naraku.
"Shit!"
InuYasha came in, seemingly out of nowhere, and hit Naraku. When the dust cleared Naraku wasn't there, but his clothes were.
"What in the..? He's running around naked?!"
"Crap," muttered Miroku, searching his pockets.
"What?," growled InuYasha, bloody and beaten.
"He doesn't exist anymore," Miroku commented with a laugh.
"Should I ask?"
"No?"
InuYasha threw his hands in the air and walked away.
"InuYasha, wait!"
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"Kagome, stand still!"
"Sango!," Kagome yelled, irritated. "He's in there somewhere and for all we know he's dead!"
Sango groaned, her eye twitching with a vengeance.
"I am not going to tell you which way to go," she ground out, "and I'll knock you out if I have to."
Kagome huffed.
"You could at least act less calmly about this."
"No use in fretting. It doesn't help them."
"Sango," she whined.
Sango ignored her and walked away to se if the men were out yet. She smiled and ran back.
"Kagome!," she squealed, jumping said friend.
"Let go! Let go!"
As soon as Sango let go of her Kagome ran like a bat out of hell. Sango smiled and walked after her calmly.
"InuYasha!," she screamed with tears in her eyes.
InuYasha smiled with his Kagome in arms.
"Are you okay?," he asked urgently, looking her over.
Her hands cupped his cheeks with a soft smile.
"I'm fine."
"Thank Kami."
He hugged her tightly. Sango smiled at them fondly. She felt arms snake around her waist.
"Miroku-sama," she growled.
He turned her in his arms and kissed her.
"I love you," he stated.
She laughed and threw her arms around his neck.
"I love you too!"
"Let's go," Kagome urged, "you guys are obviously hurt and tired."
Her three companions muttered their agreement before going off to find their horses.
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A/N: Crap, it's finished. Crap, it's finished! I don't own Inu & Co. -