The Master of Prunes

Chapter Six

I left you hanging in the last sentence of the last chapter, eh? Well, Kairi's head was not shot off by the shooting star. Now you can sigh in relief. Unfortunately, Kairi is still alive. I shall continue the story now.

...But then a shooting star shot from the sky and blasted off Kairi's head! No it didn't. It shot into her stomach, and she vomitted and crashed against a large rock. Sora and Riku pointed at her and yelled in laughter. Sora rolled on the floor, gasping for air as he laughed. Riku laughed in a deep tone of voice.

Like, oh my god! That was, like, violent! Sora said loudly, curling his hair with his fingers. He pulled Riku into a lively dance. He spun him around.

Kairi cleared her throat. But the two ignored her. She did it again. Hem, hem, she said. But they ignored her. So she did it again. Hem, hem. HEM, HEM. HEM HEM, DAMMIT! she yelled. Both Riku and Sora beamed at her.

Do you need a cough drop that badly? Riku asked her.

No, just wanted your attention, she said casually. She bent down to observe the shooting star. She turned her butt to Riku and Sora, but they were too busy doing the Square Dance to notice her. They both wore stylish brown cowboy hats on her heads.

Ooooh, oooh, Kairi said. She moved her butt in circles. She rotated it up and down, and then in a circular motion. But then she turned to the two dancers. QUIT DANCING!

You know what we should, like, have? Sora said, twirling his hair. Riku and Kairi shook their heads. Like, a party! Duh!

Riku snorted, and Kairi burst into laughter and tears.

Oh yeah, who're we going to invite? The rock! Riku said as he and Kairi burst into laughter. But Sora rushed over to a large rock.

Would you like to come to our party? Sora asked the rock.

Kairi and Riku rolled on the floor in laughter. But then Sora told them to shut up.

Shut up! he said, silencing them. What's that you say, rock? You can come? HE CAN COME! Sora did a victory dance, spinning around like a ballerina.

Well, we might as well invite all the other rocks! Riku said, grinning. He turned to Kairi, and they burst into laughter again.

Sora said. He ran to every rock near them, shouting out They can come! or They can't come! Riku and Kairi were rolling on the floor, crying between violent laughs.

The best suitable time for everyone was 6 o'clock tonight in the Secret Place! Sora said, smiling at Riku and Kairi, who were now standing up with stern facial expressions.

At 6 o'clock that evening...

Kairi and Riku were standing in the Secret Place silent. They were surrounded by more than twenty rocks, and Sora arrived wearing a shiny yellow tuxedo. His hair was combed back formally. He was wearing a wide grin on his face.

This party ROCKS! Sora said. Get it, rocks! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! But Riku and Kairi were staring at him, without a word.