The Master of Prunes

Chapter Eight

Kairi shrieked in fright as the Heartless ran at them. Ansem laughed evilly, and Sora grinned. A Keyblade appeared in his hands, and he laughed stupidly and killed all the Heartless. Riku and Kairi were hugging while screaming as Sora destroyed the Heartless.

Sora finished killing all the Heartless, and Ansem was staring at him blankly. His mouth was open.

I- uh- I- uh, Ansem said.

Kairi smiled and walked slowly over to him, throwing her hips side to side. She grinned. Then she pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss.

Sora gasped, and Riku fainted. Sora pulled out a fan and began to fan Riku. Riku, oh RIKU! he yelled. He gave him CPR, and Riku awoke. He scrambled to his feet, and dusted himself off. Kairi moved away from Ansem.

What do you feel like doing, Ansem? Sora asked, grinning.

I'd say you guys put on- a fashion show! he said, jumping up and down excitedly.

Sora gulped. Kairi smiled in approval. And Riku shook his head. I'm NOT doing a fashion show! he said.

Oh, come on! It'll be fun! Sora said reassuringly, and Riku frowned.

All right then, whatever the ruler of darkness' wants, he said, and they all hurried into the Secret Place to change into their fashionable clothing for the fashion show.

A fashion runway emerged from the sand connecting to the entrance to the Secret Place. Kairi walked out, and colored lights flashed onto her.

Ansem's jaw dropped. Kairi was wearing a crocodile skin dress and big black boots. She did a few poses and walked off the runway.

Sora walked down the runway. He was wearing a big canary yellow jacket and white pants. He wore white high heel shoes. He looked quite stylish. Ansem clapped and waited for Riku.

And there he was. He walked down the runway proudly, shaking his butt for no reason. He was wearing a long yellow feather coat that was twenty five feet long, and big yellow shoes, blue overalls, and a yellow shirt.

Riku tripped on his stupid coat and collapsed on the runway. Then a huge swarm of bees flew onto him and stung him, and he squealed like a pig. Kairi walked onto the runway and picked him up, dragging him into the Secret Place.

ENCORE, ENCORE! Ansem yelled, clapping. His face was lit up with excitement. This is the best thing I've ever seen!

Sora, Riku, and Kairi ran out from the Secret Place and tackled Ansem. Sora grabbed a handful of sand while Kairi opened Ansem's mouth, and he poured the sand into his mouth. Ansem choked and died.

They tossed him into the water. Kairi laughed, and so did Riku and Sora.

Let's go swimming! Kairi exclaimed. As a celebration!

Riku and Sora chanted, and they all dove into the water. Kairi walked in the water, and a huge wave towered over her!

Sora yelled. He ran to Kairi as the wave hit her and pulled her into the ocean.

Riku was bit in the foot by a crab and his foot fell off. He began to yell in pain as the crab crawled away with his foot. Blood gushed out of his leg, and Riku yelled and yelled.

Sora grabbed Kairi's limp body and threw her away from him. She hit her head on a rock and had a concussion. Blood squirted from her head like a fountain.

Riku grabbed the crab from the sand and removed his foot from its mouth. He noticed that he was growing another foot!

He hurried out of the water, and so did Sora. Kairi woke up and hurried out of the water. As they overlooked the ocean, they noticed the water was turning yellow!

How, like, weird! Sora exclaimed, covering his mouth in surprise. Like, oh my god!

Like, yeah! Riku agreed. Kairi was running into the Secret Place for no reason. She fell onto the floor in there and fell asleep.

Later that day, when the afternoon sky was now sunset, Riku and Sora sat on the shore eating something. Kairi awoke and walked over to them.

Riku noticed her arrival and said through bites of food, Want some dinner?

Yeah, what's cooking? she asked.

Sora said. He held up a toe and giggled.