The Master of Prunes

Chapter Eleven

I hate to mark the drastic end to this story, but there will be a SEQUEL! *applause* Well anyways, it will be titled Kingdom Farts, so make sure you keep your eye out for it.

Well anyways, enjoy the last chapter!

~ Kairi decided to bathe in the ocean. Late at night, while Sora and Riku were sleeping, she creeped out into the ocean with some shampoo she had made and soap. She dropped a strange object onto the sand on the way in the ocean.

She dove in, holding the slippery soap and shampoo. She began to scrub with the soap and shampoo her entire body with her clothes on. She laughed. This is the best shower EVER! And my first! she giggled.

Riku and Sora heard her laugh and walked out from the Secret Place. But Riku stepped on something, which his foot got caught in. He looked down and noticed a wooden pair of something. He picked it and showed Sora.

What're these? he asked him confusedly. He scratched his chin in ponder.

Oh! I've heard what those are! Kairi's mom said they were- they were- Riku said, thinking hard. Oh! They are bread thongs!

Indeed they were. Bread tongs. Not thongs. That would be gross. And bread does not wear a thong.

Wow! How do they work? Sora asked confusedly.

Like this, Kairi's voice said. Sora and Riku turned to her. She was walking out of the ocean, swaying her hips side to side as she walked. She tossed back her hair and shook it around sexily.

Ooh, you're good, Sora said, staring at her beauty. He dropped the tongs on accident.

I'll pick them up for you, Kairi said softly, and she bent down, sticking her butt out towards them. Oooh, ooh, how clumsy of you, Sora! she said, moving her butt in circular motions. She finally picked it up and surveyed it. Then she pinched Sora near her muscular biceps with the pair of tongs.

Don't pinch me with those thongs! Sora exclaimed, rubbing his muscular arms. Then Kairi pinched Riku, giggling insanely. She giggled and giggled giggled and giggled giggled and giggled giggled and giggled giggled and giggled until she had pinched them both all over their body.

Those thongs really hurt! Riku said, rubbing his bruises. Luckily I HAVE ONE! He pulled out a pair of tongs out of nowhere, and Kairi gasped.

The war of the thongs has begun! Sora cried, then collapsed onto the floor.

The War of the Bread will continue in the first chapter of Kingdom Farts.