The Master of Prunes

Chapter Twelve

There is NO Kingdom Farts, or any sequel to Master of Prunes... yet. So here is the neverending Maaster of... PRUNES!

The Master of Prunes, Chapter Eleven left off with Kairi and Riku with bread tongs, and they were about to pinch each other with them. But, instead of calling them bread tongs, they knew them as bread thongs.

And so, the story of The Master of Prunes shall continue... IN CHAPTER 12!

Kairi grinned evilly, and so did Riku. They both started to pinch each other with the bread tongs.

MUAHAHAHA! My thongs are stronger than yours! Riku shouted.

Stop! I can't bear to watch the thongs any longer! Sora yelled in terror. Please! Stop!

Riku went behind Kairi, placed the tongs' on Kairi's white underwear, and pulled up the undergarments violent. Kairi shrieked.

Your thongs gave me a wedgie! Kairi yelled. It's over, Riku!

Riku stopped from whatever he was doing. It's... over?

Yes, it's over, Kairi said, her hands now placed on her hips.

Y-Y-You mean I-I did all that for... for nothing? Riku said between sobs.

Did what? Sora asked. He beamed at Kairi and laughed. You don't mean you two were... together or anything?

We... were, Kairi said, bowing her head. Riku also did so.

Sora snatched Riku's bread tongs and stomped to Kairi. You mean you- you were with this... this mullet boy? He pointed back and forth between Kairi and Riku with the tongs.

W-What did you call me? Riku said to Sora, his eyes as wide as CDs. Kairi was giggling softly below her breath.

Mullet boy! Sora said, smiling. I called you mullet boy! He approached Riku, pointing at him with the tongs. You gonna do something about it, mullet? Huh? Are ya, are ya? You got a problem with me buddy? Do ya, do ya?!

Riku roared like a lion and fell on his hands and legs. He was in a stance that resembled a lion ready to attack. He purred, and pounced onto Sora.

Kairi screamed, turned, and ran into the ocean just as an enormous wave towered over her. She stood beneath the wave as it crashed down, and she was trapped in the violent water!

While Riku was biting Sora's ear and on top of Sora's shoulders, and Sora was yelling in pain, Kairi was drowning! Quickly noticing this after hearing a loud scream, Riku jumped off Sora and crawled over to Kairi. He pulled her out of the ocean.

But suddenly, small drops of rain began to fall from the sky. The clear blue sky above crowded with clouds, and thunder echoed around the trio of freaks.

It's a storm! Sora shouted. He ducked and collapsed onto the sand.

But Kairi burst into song. Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams! Let it wash away my sanity! Cause I wanna feel the thunder, I wanna scream! Let the rain fall down! I'm coming clean... She began to dance in the falling rain. Riku stared at her in confusion.

And instantly it was a music video. Kairi sat on a rock, smiling, and moving her head side to side and rubbing her thighs.

She was singing the entire song, rubbing her thighs continuously.

What's going on? Riku asked, interrupting her singing.

I'm a singer! Kairi said. She laughed loudly. I'M A SINGER! AHAHAHAHA! I'M A SINGER! Her voice echoed throughout the entire island.