The Master of Prunes

CHAPTER THIRTEEN!

Oooh what discovery have I made today? Sora blurted out, disrupting the utter silence.

What are you talking about? Kairi asked. Since when do you make discoveries?

I have certainly made one, Sora said, sticking out his chest abruptly. Kairi flinched when he stuck out his chest. Shhhh... listen... do you hear what I hear?

Kairi and Riku both listened closely. They indeed could hear something. It was coming from the Secret Place... and it sounded like excitement!

The trio of friends hurried into the cavern-like Secret Place, and once they were inside, they all gasped loudly.

Oh, keep at it, Wakka! Tidus yelled.

Tidus and Wakka were doing something so disturbing and disgusting that it would be completely inappropriate for a PG story to include detailed descriptions, so those descriptions will be excluded from this story.

Wakka pulled his clothes back on, and so did Tidus. When did you guys decide t-to come in? the orange-hair psychotic lunatic said, fixing his perfect hair.

We heard excitement and... and pleasure, Riku said, astonished at their very disturbing behavior. Were you...

Yes, we were, Tidus said, brushing nothing off of his clothes.

You were making babies? Riku said, completely surprised. Oh my goddess... OH, MY, GODDESS! You were having se-

See what happens when you interrupt someone's sentence? Wakka said, slapping Tidus's butt.

Okay, you might think this story is taking the road to pervertion, but it is NOT. Tidus and Wakka were just having se-

See what happens when you slap my butt like that? Tidus shouted at Wakka, pulling down his pants and revealing a throbbing red welt on his buttocks.

Eww yucky, Kairi said, biting her fingernails. That's more disgusting that what they were doing earlier.

What were they doing earlier? Sora questioned.

Damn it, Sora, we went over this three times already! Tidus and Wakka were having se-

Seven seconds to race out of the Secret Place! Whoever wins will be eligible to win the Riku Swimsuit Calendar!

Tidus and Wakka immediately dashed out of the Secret Place, hoping to be racing someone else besides themselves. Kairi strode out of the Secret Place in a calm and ordinary fashion.

Sora and Riku were left alone, which means a LOT could go on, and no one would know about it...

So, Riku, I think we've known each other too long, and it's time to spread our relationship to further heights, Sora said, gripping Riku's arm so tight that the veins in his arms were blocked, unable to have blood entering them.

What's your point? Riku said, pulling Sora's hand off of his arm.

Will you be...

...my guardian? Yuna the summoner appeared, smiling stupidly and waving her impressive staff around like a child's toy. Will ya?

Get out of here, bitch! Sora said. He kicked Yuna in the stomach, and flew backwards into the wall, dead.

I'm glad she's gone, Riku said. Sora... actually, I feel the same exact way about you.

You do? Sora said in disbelief, his wide blue eyes sparkling with glitter.

Riku said. He pulled Sora close to him, clinging to him, leaned forward, his eyes closed...

What do you think they're doing in there? Tidus asked Kairi and Wakka as they waited for them outside.

Oh, it's nothing, Kairi said. They're just probably having se-

Seven Seven = Fourteen, which is it the next chapter! PLEEEEASE review, or you will face the wrath of the monstrously ferocious fluffy pink bunnies from chapter 7! MUAHAHAHA! O.o