The Master of Prunes
Chapter FIFTEEN!
A/N: Sorry about the last chapter, which was entirely bolded.
"You are profoundly DISGUSTING!" Kairi told Riku.
"Now how am I disgusting?" Riku asked, placing his hands on his hips in aggravation. "At least I'm not LESBIAN!"
Tidus, Wakka, and Sora, who were all standing nearby, gasped loudly.
"Well at least I'm not gay either!" Kairi said, slapping him. The three bystanders gasped once again. "Besides- you told me you masturbated with Sora! Is that not disgusting, or what?" The three bystanders gasped even louder after the reference to masturbation.
"I wish that a genie would just magically appear and grant me a wish to marry Kairi," Sora said.
POOF! A magical blue (blue?) genie appeared out of nowhere, smiling and dancing in the air. "Hi Sora! You asked for wishes?"
"I did? Oh yes, I did!"
"Good. What do you wish for?"
"Do NOT wish for what I gave you for Christmas!" Kairi yelled, her attention now fully directed to the Genie and Sora.
"What did you get for Christmas?" the Genie asked Sora.
Riku, Sora, Tidus, and Wakka all broke into song immediately after Genie had questioned his question.
"On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Muffins Singing
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Ink Printers
Eleven Muffins Singing
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
The Genie rejoiced their wonderful singing but instantly stopped. "What the hell do you want from me, donuts? I'm here to grant a wish!"
"Hmmmmm..." Sora pondered. "I wish for..."
What will Sora wish for? Find out in CHAPTER SIXTEEN!
Chapter FIFTEEN!
A/N: Sorry about the last chapter, which was entirely bolded.
"You are profoundly DISGUSTING!" Kairi told Riku.
"Now how am I disgusting?" Riku asked, placing his hands on his hips in aggravation. "At least I'm not LESBIAN!"
Tidus, Wakka, and Sora, who were all standing nearby, gasped loudly.
"Well at least I'm not gay either!" Kairi said, slapping him. The three bystanders gasped once again. "Besides- you told me you masturbated with Sora! Is that not disgusting, or what?" The three bystanders gasped even louder after the reference to masturbation.
"I wish that a genie would just magically appear and grant me a wish to marry Kairi," Sora said.
POOF! A magical blue (blue?) genie appeared out of nowhere, smiling and dancing in the air. "Hi Sora! You asked for wishes?"
"I did? Oh yes, I did!"
"Good. What do you wish for?"
"Do NOT wish for what I gave you for Christmas!" Kairi yelled, her attention now fully directed to the Genie and Sora.
"What did you get for Christmas?" the Genie asked Sora.
Riku, Sora, Tidus, and Wakka all broke into song immediately after Genie had questioned his question.
"On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Muffins Singing
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Ink Printers
Eleven Muffins Singing
Ten Farts a Leaping
Nine Ladies Dying
Eight Girls a Milking
Seven Boys a Running
Six Geese a Severed
Five Broken Rings
Four ing Birds
Three French Fries
Two Hurling Doves
and a Hockey Helmet in a Pear Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
The Genie rejoiced their wonderful singing but instantly stopped. "What the hell do you want from me, donuts? I'm here to grant a wish!"
"Hmmmmm..." Sora pondered. "I wish for..."
What will Sora wish for? Find out in CHAPTER SIXTEEN!