The Master of Prunes

CHAPTER SIXTEEN!

A/N: Just to warn you- there's some really odd stuff in this chapter, including characters used as drugs and Riku/Ansem pairing (I know, yuck).



The Genie gasped loudly. Tidus, Wakka, Riku, and Kairi all glared at him in astonishment.

they all asked in unison.

Not the scrumptious parfait of eternal doom! the mystical blue thing said, his handish thing clutching his chest.

What's wrong with parfait? Kairi asked it.

Nothing! Parfait's delicious! The Genie smiled really big, and Sora cringed at his grin.

Someone likes parfait... Tidus whispered in Wakka's ear silently. Wakka nodded in agreement, his Alfalfa-ish hair nodding with his ugly head.

The Genie folded his armish things across his chestish chest and sighed. If you so wish for the scrumptious parfait of eternal doom, so be it. He moved his handish things in the arms so swiftly that the group of adolescents were dizzy once he finished.

POOF!

A huge parfait cake appeared on the sand, with lovely frosting and piles of parfait stuff. Suddenly a figure burst out of the top of the cake, grinning and wearing an enormous coat longer than the island that was the color of a flamingo.

It's Ansem! Sora cried, his face shrunken in fear.

It's Ansem! Kairi cried, her face also shrunken in fear.

It's ANSEM! Riku cried, his eyes lighting up and his arms wide open.

Ah, Riku! Ansem ran down the cake into Riku's open arms. They hugged romantically and began to kiss each other strangely. They both grabbed each other's butts and continuing kissing.

The surrounding group of people all cringed in disgust with facial expressions of entire revolt.

It is fantastic to see all my homies from the lovely hood gathered here in my crib, you all, Ansem said in a poor attempt at the gangsta's language. He pulled off his revolting coat, revealing extremely baggy pants and a muscular chest with bulging veins.

That's straight trippin', y'all! Riku said, growling with pleasure. He pushed Ansem onto the ground and...

How about a nice cup of tea, everyone? Sora called out, smiling and ignoring the nasty people on the ground who were...

Suddenly a jet of diarrhea bursted out of Sora's butt and onto Kairi's face!