WHITE LIES AND INVISIBILITY?????

Finally Christmas was over and Lily and James were babbling about how awful their Christmas break had been when it hadn't been bad at all.

"So you and Jamie-boy didn't do anything.... when you were all alone...with the "Cutest guy in school" oh please Lily like if I were to believe that" said Sirius in a fake girly tone. Lily angrily turned to Denisse.

"Aren't you pregnant, honestly you and Sirius alone for a week...anything could happen" said Lily. Denise glared at her but blushing unlike Lily...Something had happened.

Lily eyed her suspiciously and Denisse quickly turned away. Sirius didn't notice any of this and he kept on walking.

"James Lily told me all that you did to her..........you have been a bad boy Jamie!!!!!!! Yes she told everything...Every little detail...tells me you are a very very good kisser!!!!!!" Sirius screamed at breakfast. The hall turned to James.... he was mad red...and it looked as though he was going to murder Sirius in the spot. Lily and Denisse entered the hall about 20 seconds later every head turned to Lily, she OH!!!! Wandered why. Lily sat still all eyes on her and James.

Lucia Fundichely a Ravenclaw whispered something in Lily's ear, Lily turned beet red got up a punched James across the face. The whole Great Hall stared.

"WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" said James his nose bleeding slightly.

"WHAT"S WRONG WITH ME?" she said to James.

"YEAH YOU JUST CAME HERE AND PUNCHED ME, LOOK IF YOU DIDN"T LIKE YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU SHOULD HAVE COMPLAINED TO GRANDMA SHE TOLD ME YOU WOULD LOVE THAT!" said James at that remark the whole Hall stared eyes wide open.

"OH! JAMES DON'T TRY AND FULL ME WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST TELL THE SCHOOL" said Lily her beautiful green eyes burning with fury.

"I???? I DIDN'T TELL THEM SH*T!!!!" said James, Sirius hid under the table.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT GIRL JUST ASKED ME????" Lily asked not believing James.

"NO I DON'T,NEITHER DO I CARE" Said James, his eyes though they wee covered by his hands because Lily's punch had done some harm, were on fire. Lily chose to ignore his comment.

"SHE JUST TOLD ME "DID YOU ONLY KISS, OR DID YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE?" she said Glaring with all venom possible at James.

"SIRIUS!!!!!!!!!!" James screamed with such might that the hall shook. Sirius tried to run for it, but Lily and James had caught him before he could even reach the door. And for the first time since I remember Lily and James agreed in something: KILL SIRIUS.

"What the hell did you say?" said Lily, James was pinning him to the wall and Lily was doing the talking.

"Umm.... I only did a bit of white lies..." said Sirius putting the face that all girls call Adorable!!

"You think this is a whit lie!!" burst out James pointing at his nose which was slightly er...different. Lily felt a little guilty, but all the same Is James Potter we are talking about !!! he deserves it!" she thought making the guilty conscience go away.

"Well I didn't know she was going to do that Jamie-boy!" said Sirius his lips twitching.

"You know Lily!!! She's got a nasty temper!!!" said James.

"SHUT UP POTTER!" said Lily.

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!" said James.

"WHY ONLY GRANDMA MAKES ICKLE JAMIE SHUT UP??" said Lily. Sirius quite aware of James's hands leaving his robes ran for it.

James turned bright red and stormed to his Defense Against the Dark Arts class he was in fact 25 min early like.... never.

"Hello James, why in the name of Merlin are you here, *early*" Professor Polk asked.

"I wasn't hungry...and there was nothing else to do" said James dully.

"Well, I think this would be the first time in the year you aren't late in class" said P. Pulk delighted.

"Yeah whatever" said James in I-am-not-in-the-mood-to-have-a-conversation- now tone. DADA went pretty uneventful for the fact that today the Marauders didn't make that class a mess, James sat there glaring at Sirius and at Lily for the whole 2 hours. Next was one of his fav subject Muggle Studies; he thought it was funny and interesting.

They didn't do much in Muggle studies and James spent most of his time drawing little stick figures, stabbing them with his quill, pretending they were Lily.

He really wanted to get back at her, for saying he did everything his grandmother said, and for punching him.

He was trying to think of something bad that would humiliate her...

He kept on going on many ideas, like turning her into a hideous water monster but that wasn't quite enough. It had to be something that would make her flush with anger, something that he had to enjoy.yes this hate thing was turning somehow into insanity.

When it hit him, what would embarrass a girl...Perhaps a display of her underwear?

He had hit his spot, this was beautiful, a work of pure art. He had it all worked up now..his mind was becoming a working machine designing his sweet revenge. He knew neither Sirius nor anyone else, be part of this, so it was all him. He had to find a way to be able to make her clothing invisible, every piece of clothing she wore would be invisible, except of course her underwear.

As soon as the day was over James didn't go to his usual spot in the common room instead he went straight to the library. Which scared many, but it scared Lily specially.

"I wonder what his is up to" said Denisse sending and evil smile over to Lily.

"Well" said Sirius in teasingly "It looks like something big, because he doesn't know how to do it, and when a marauder has a plan and goes to the library, is big Lily, is quite big" the he started laughing insanely scaring quite a few first years.

When James came back it was pretty late, but the guys and the girls were still awake in the common room.

"So Jamie how bad is it for Lily?" asked Denisse.

"I don't know what you are talking about" he said going up to the dormitory.

As soon as Lily awoke she checked her face, hair and every part of her to make sure there wasn't anything errrr, unnatural about her. And there wasn't.

"Lily you are taking for ever, and I'm starving, so I'm just going down to eat, see ya" screamed Denisse from the common room and went downstairs.

Lily making really sure she was normal went downstairs.

As she entered the great hall, she felt all eyes on her. She turned bright red and kept walking until she reached he table and sat in her usual spot, only to find everybody there was staring at her too. Denisse's eyes couldn't have been wider.

"WHAT?" she said annoyed at everybody.

"Well, that's some nice underwear you are wearing there Lily" said Sirius been the first one to speak after the long silence.

Lily's eyes flicked instantly to James's, lily seeing that his eyes were twinkling dived to his neck.

"What the heck did you do to me" she said quite aware that all eyes were still on her.

"What are talking about, I'm as surprised as you are, I mean maybe there's the remote hope for you that anybody in this school wants to see you in underwear" replied James flashing her a bright happy smile.

"First, Fuck you" she said angrily "second, if you don't tell me you will surely be murdered tonight"

"Every piece of clothing you wear will be invisible, you have to put something over you like a piece of cardboard or something like that" said James, he was kind of scared.

AHEM! You would haven too, if you had seen Lily's face!

She ran been closely followed by Denisse, who as a good friend went to her aid!

As Lily entered the room there was a wave of laughter.

"What's the meaning of this?" asked professor Flitwick, completely bewildered.

Lily was wearing an armor suit. Lily and Denisse pointed at James.

"I wont ask, please take a seat Miss. Evans" said the professor shaking his head.

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This is the end of my chapter! I'm going to try and write every weekend! And on Sunday is my b-day I turn 14, young and hopeless!

Well thanks to anybody that's interested in anything I have to write, and I hope you enjoy this chapter! Leave reviews and I will be grateful!!!! ( Special thanks to all the ppl who used to read my story and that are reading it again!