SIRIUS'S PUKE
Kiss? Well in all this time a kiss had not crossed their minds…about 5 years of knowing they were going to marry each other and a kiss hadn't crossed their young minds.
Short.
Dry.
That was their first kiss, but was it really their first kiss? Maybe not; I don't think that would count as a kiss, too dry, too short.
Everyone stared, obviously they had expected more, but for James and Lily that had been more than enough, they didn't need to kiss again, and well, everyone satisfied themselves after seeing nothing else was coming.
After the ceremony, of course there had to be a party, correct that, HUGE party. Drinks: every sort of drink form elegant wine to classic beer. Yeah, The Marauders were all too young to drink, and so were Lily and Denisse, but this was the night of their wedding, they had to drink.
"Come on, a bit of wine cant hurt anyone" said Sirius, if it had been only a bit, it started out with a bit of innocent wine, after two glasses of wine it had gone to beers, and now Sirius was dancing.
"Jameyyyyy!!" "come join me, you know you want to!" squealed Sirius in delight as he danced.
"Sirius I am slightly drunk, but I'm not in dancing basis yet" said James joyfully. Apparently getting drunk had done some charm on our dear James.
"Oh yes you are" said a drunk Denisse, yanking James out of his chair and leading him to the dance floor. Lily burst in laughter; probably the only one who wasn't drunk was Remus, who had only had a nice piña colada.
James was dancing with Denisse, very oddly since the Potters weren't exactly known for their dancing abilities, but Sirius was dancing with himself, and apparently having a blast.
All of a sudden Sirius jumped to a table, and started dancing sensually, unbuttoning his shirt, not matching the music whatsoever.
This caught many ladies eyes, which started cheering; Denisse was making sure no lady got to exited and try to jump in the table with Sirius…That's until James decided to join in, a beer had done the job.
Now this was really something to remember as old and young women started to throw money on the table on which James and Sirius were making such a good show… Until several yells of disgust revealed 3 girls covered in vomit, our dear ol' Sirius's puke to be more specific.
That's when Remus decided it was time for Sirius and James to stop dancing, Remus with the help of Lily and Denisse managed to take James and a very sick Sirius back to the house, which was quite a job considering the fact that James was still lively dancing, and Lily was having a hard time dragging him back to their room.
"Well you know, that wasn't bad at all," said a very drunk James.
"Yes why don't we all and get covered in Sirius's puke!" said Denisse who was helping Remus drag an almost unconscious Sirius.
"Lucky we don't know all that people" said Lily thoughtfully "they might want to track us down though" she added as an after thought.
"Careful there Si" said Remus after Sirius made a rather dangerous move.
"I think I'm going to help Lily" said Denisse, with a look of disgust.
"So much for true love" said Remus in a playful tone that made Lily laugh.
Remus was sleeping in a room with Sirius and James. He was scared Sirius might just get really sick and start puking all over the place, and he was scared James might go dancing out of the window.
"The ladies want me" James had screamed now several times, as Remus tried to get him to sleep and not jumping out of the window to continue his beloved show.
Sirius wasn't exactly happy to find out that, he had danced and stripped last night, with James, and then puked all over three unfortunate ladies.
"Well it could have been worse" said James, then thinking about it he added "Well, not really but I'm trying to cheer Sirius up"
"Well looking at the bright side…" said Remus trying to find a bright side…
"Yes, Remus, maybe all those chicks wanted to be covered in my day's meals!" said Sirius with miserable sarcasm.
"There's a bight side, I suppose you'll never see them again" Said Remus, with a snort.
"Gee, that's a real comfort" said Sirius glaring at Remus.
"Well if it makes you feel better" said Lily, who was trying hard not to laugh, "You were a better dancer than James" after that (and James saying an" I resent that"), Lily cracked up, of course accompanied by Denisse, Remus and James.
"Lily" James whispered from a corner, hidden behind a sofa.
Lily was annoyed as she recognized James's voice, he had interrupted her reading.
"I have a plan" he said as he dragged Lily to a room. He the checked behind the curtains and under the desk.
"James, don't be ridiculous, no one is stalking us," Lily said rolling her eyes at James.
"Well" he said as if this place might have hidden cameras, "You never know"
"Speak, I don't have all day," she said, impatiently.
"Well, look, I have it all planned…we are leaving tonight" he said this very quickly, and then looked at Lily anxiously.
"Why, James, tell me why, we would escape? Newsflash James we are already married" she said, with exasperation.
"We are only married by muggle law, in the eyes of wizards we are nothing, and I am a wizard… I don't really care about this stupid muggle wedding, I stand by wizard law"
"Muggles aren't good enough for you, Potter?" said Lily narrowing her eyes.
"I don't mean that, What I mean is this, I plan on working for the ministry, I plan on making my life in our world, not here, not because this isn't good enough, but because I don't belong here, Lily please" he's eyes were pleading, but she didn't need his pleading eyes, he was right.
She smiled at him, and he grinned back.
"We will leave tonight, at midnight, have a few things ready, some clothing and maybe a book or something, so you wont get bored, bring nothing more" said James, a grin was still displaying on his face.
"We need food James" said Lily, stating the obvious.
"I know, I have that under control" he said grinning in a sly sort of way.
"See you tonight then" said Lily.
"It's a date then" said James and left.
I will make her blaze in shame, all those invitations out, and the wedding, 'Big Wedding' as the Daily prophet had announced, will not take place the very thought of this made James happy, to know that he would hurt her, his grandmother, were it hurt her the most, Shame in front of all that people, HA! He would cherish the moment, and he wished he could see her face tomorrow, when they would be gone.
Well, yes this is it, I'm sorry is not longer, and that it took so long, but I went on vacation for a week, I hope you enjoyed!!! I was soooo mad when Sirius was killed!!! :,(…….
Well thanks to all the reviewers:
Prankster Queen: thanx, umm…. But I copied the wedding out of a web pg, I forgot which one tho…
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SprtieBabe: They probably can't but you knoe, with the money they've got….. they just bought the whole package……..
Joyce: Well I hope you like this chapter….
maggie : it's a long way for that, Sirius doesn't die till OOP :,(
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blackluver69: ummm you know I'm not a very patient person myself, but I rather take some time and wite something tahts good, than like do it in two days and writ esomehting that sux …… well thanks anyway, I'll try and type faster and thing faster…lol
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