Chapter 2:
Who Stole the Milk
From the Giant Milk Carton?
Disclaimer: I do Not own any of these characters!
B. Mario: Here show me to the crime scene! But I need an apprentice, a
person that can help me. Hmmm. Bowser, you're too ugly. Luigi, you pee too
much. Peach, you're too pretty. Daisy, you're to dumb. Toadette, you're too
happy. Toad, you're a scaredy cat. Koopa, you're too blind. And Yoshi,
you're really stupid! So I pick.......YOSHI!
B. Yoshi: YAY!
B. Mario: Let's go. OKAY!
(Yoshi went the wrong way)
B. Mario: WRONG WAY, YOSHI!
(Yoshi went to the other wrong way)
B. Mario: WRONG WAY, YOSHI!
B. Yoshi: Sorry.
B. Mario: OK, let's go and save some milk.
B. Yoshi: YOSHI!
B. Mario: Okay! Hey, look its your sister Birdo.
(In this story, Birdo and Yoshi are brother, and sister)
B. Birdo: Hi Yoshi. I heard you're on an adventure with Mario. While you're
there can you get some eggs!
B. Yoshi: OK!
B. Mario: So, are you going to stop by at the SuperMarket?
B. Yoshi: Nope, we'll stop by the ChickenKoop. Koopa's eggs are really good
then the store bought.
B. Mario: But, doesn't Koopa send the eggs to the SuperMarket?
B. Yoshi: So, who cares. I'm not going there. It stinks there ever since
Luigi peed there.
B. Mario: But, they all ready cleaned up the mess and sprayed air
freshener.
B. Yoshi: Oh well.
B. Mario: Hi, Koopa. How did you get here so fast?
B. Koopa: I used my "imagination" to "imaginate" a bus to "imagine" myself
at my house.
B. Yoshi: Oh, twelve eggs please. Actually, make that a dozen eggs. Never
mine make it six eggs. Actually, half a dozen of eggs.
B. Koopa: Ok. A half of dozen of eggs. That would be six coins.
B. Yoshi: Here you go.
B. Koopa: These are chocolate coins.
B. Mario: Here Koopa.
B. Koopa: Thank You.
B. Mario: Hey, there is DK. HI DK.
B. DK: Hey, Mario, I think we know who is the culprit is. It's ......Wario and
Waluigi!
B. Mario: Them. They are so greedy. I gonna kick them in the tush.
B. Yoshi: And I'm gonna lick'im in the tush.
B. Mario: Ewwww.
B. Yoshi: And so we go to there lair. Across the ocean. Across the ocean.
Ahhhh, I'm not going on the water.
B. Mario: Why not?
B. Yoshi: Haven't you seen that commercial about us in the future. I melt
in the water.
B. Mario: It's a commercial!
B. Yoshi: But it seem so real.
B. Mario: Ok to the boat.
B. DK: Wait a minute here is a device to help you.
Device: Hello, I'm DROUGHT. Just tell me what to squirt.
B. Mario: OOOO, a bottle.
B. DK: No, it's in a shape in a bottle but.....
(B. Mario puts it into his mouth and the bottle sucks his throat)
B. DK: ..... it sucks up objects.
(B. Mario pulls the bottle out.)
Drought: I can suck up anything you ask me to.
B. Mario: YAY. I can suck up Luigi's pee! YAY!
B. DK: GO! The boats waiting for you.
( The boat starts sailing
B. Mario/B. Yoahi: BYE DK!
Who Stole the Milk
From the Giant Milk Carton?
Disclaimer: I do Not own any of these characters!
B. Mario: Here show me to the crime scene! But I need an apprentice, a
person that can help me. Hmmm. Bowser, you're too ugly. Luigi, you pee too
much. Peach, you're too pretty. Daisy, you're to dumb. Toadette, you're too
happy. Toad, you're a scaredy cat. Koopa, you're too blind. And Yoshi,
you're really stupid! So I pick.......YOSHI!
B. Yoshi: YAY!
B. Mario: Let's go. OKAY!
(Yoshi went the wrong way)
B. Mario: WRONG WAY, YOSHI!
(Yoshi went to the other wrong way)
B. Mario: WRONG WAY, YOSHI!
B. Yoshi: Sorry.
B. Mario: OK, let's go and save some milk.
B. Yoshi: YOSHI!
B. Mario: Okay! Hey, look its your sister Birdo.
(In this story, Birdo and Yoshi are brother, and sister)
B. Birdo: Hi Yoshi. I heard you're on an adventure with Mario. While you're
there can you get some eggs!
B. Yoshi: OK!
B. Mario: So, are you going to stop by at the SuperMarket?
B. Yoshi: Nope, we'll stop by the ChickenKoop. Koopa's eggs are really good
then the store bought.
B. Mario: But, doesn't Koopa send the eggs to the SuperMarket?
B. Yoshi: So, who cares. I'm not going there. It stinks there ever since
Luigi peed there.
B. Mario: But, they all ready cleaned up the mess and sprayed air
freshener.
B. Yoshi: Oh well.
B. Mario: Hi, Koopa. How did you get here so fast?
B. Koopa: I used my "imagination" to "imaginate" a bus to "imagine" myself
at my house.
B. Yoshi: Oh, twelve eggs please. Actually, make that a dozen eggs. Never
mine make it six eggs. Actually, half a dozen of eggs.
B. Koopa: Ok. A half of dozen of eggs. That would be six coins.
B. Yoshi: Here you go.
B. Koopa: These are chocolate coins.
B. Mario: Here Koopa.
B. Koopa: Thank You.
B. Mario: Hey, there is DK. HI DK.
B. DK: Hey, Mario, I think we know who is the culprit is. It's ......Wario and
Waluigi!
B. Mario: Them. They are so greedy. I gonna kick them in the tush.
B. Yoshi: And I'm gonna lick'im in the tush.
B. Mario: Ewwww.
B. Yoshi: And so we go to there lair. Across the ocean. Across the ocean.
Ahhhh, I'm not going on the water.
B. Mario: Why not?
B. Yoshi: Haven't you seen that commercial about us in the future. I melt
in the water.
B. Mario: It's a commercial!
B. Yoshi: But it seem so real.
B. Mario: Ok to the boat.
B. DK: Wait a minute here is a device to help you.
Device: Hello, I'm DROUGHT. Just tell me what to squirt.
B. Mario: OOOO, a bottle.
B. DK: No, it's in a shape in a bottle but.....
(B. Mario puts it into his mouth and the bottle sucks his throat)
B. DK: ..... it sucks up objects.
(B. Mario pulls the bottle out.)
Drought: I can suck up anything you ask me to.
B. Mario: YAY. I can suck up Luigi's pee! YAY!
B. DK: GO! The boats waiting for you.
( The boat starts sailing
B. Mario/B. Yoahi: BYE DK!