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A/N Thanks to all who reviewed!!! Unfortunately, I know absolutely nothing about flash. Too bad, that could have been cool. Eventually I might use an original piece in here...what do you think? Complicated was requested, sorry to those who don't like Avril Lavigne. Just try to think of the hilariosity (word?) of this. I hope you like it!
'Complicated'
Pansy Parkinson walked into Double Potions with Gryffindor. She sighed as she saw her Drakie-poo sitting with that mudblood Granger. She heard, "Ginny...tell her!...she does too!...of course...father...brothers...Ron...get over it...Ginny." They were obviously talking about the little Weaslette. What could he see in her? It was pathetic, she was small and freckled and red- headed and...well, not like Pansy! Why couldn't he just sit in his assigned seats and let Weasley sit next to his stupid girlfriend.
The disgruntled Pansy walked up to Draco and sat on the desk in front of him. "Drakie-poo..." she started in a whiny voice.
"Not now, Pansy, I'm busy."
That was the last straw for Pansy.
"Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is," she sang in a squeaky voice. Draco just looked at her.
"Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Laid back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become," 'Car?' Draco mouthed to Hermione.
"Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy took Draco's face in her hands and looked him in the eye. He would NEVER look at that mudblood or any of her friends if he could help it.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy smiled suggestively at Draco. "Yes, yes, yes," Draco muttered.
"You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are ain't where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become," Pansy batted her eyelashes.
"Uh, your family invited my family to a party..." Draco interjected.
"Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy sang on, undaunted.
"No, I'm pretty sure that you're the fool," Hermione smirked.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy sang, glaring at Hermione.
"I believe he already said 'Yes, yes, yes.' How stupid are you?" Hermione questioned.
"Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see," Pansy made a move to slap Hermione, but was stopped by Draco's hand on her wrist.
"Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy smiled and tried to grab Draco's hand. He look disgusted and sat on both his hands.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy looked crestfallen when faced with the fact that she wasn't going to get to hold his hand. "Honestly, we've already been over this," Draco looked annoyed.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy finished her song be trying to imitate Hermione's kiss to Ron.
Draco stood up and backed away so fast that he knocked his chair over and Pansy landed on the floor. "When are you going to get it through your thick head," he seethed, "I don't like you, I never will! We had like two days when we were five. FIVE!"
Pansy whimpered, "My Drakie-poo..."
"And furthermore, I am not 'Your Drakie-poo'! Do not touch me, woman! I don't like you! I like Ginny!" Draco raved, not realizing his slip of tongue.
"You...you do?" said a small voice at the door.
A/N You like? Please, please review!! Suggestions welcome!
A/N Thanks to all who reviewed!!! Unfortunately, I know absolutely nothing about flash. Too bad, that could have been cool. Eventually I might use an original piece in here...what do you think? Complicated was requested, sorry to those who don't like Avril Lavigne. Just try to think of the hilariosity (word?) of this. I hope you like it!
'Complicated'
Pansy Parkinson walked into Double Potions with Gryffindor. She sighed as she saw her Drakie-poo sitting with that mudblood Granger. She heard, "Ginny...tell her!...she does too!...of course...father...brothers...Ron...get over it...Ginny." They were obviously talking about the little Weaslette. What could he see in her? It was pathetic, she was small and freckled and red- headed and...well, not like Pansy! Why couldn't he just sit in his assigned seats and let Weasley sit next to his stupid girlfriend.
The disgruntled Pansy walked up to Draco and sat on the desk in front of him. "Drakie-poo..." she started in a whiny voice.
"Not now, Pansy, I'm busy."
That was the last straw for Pansy.
"Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is," she sang in a squeaky voice. Draco just looked at her.
"Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Laid back it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're drivin' in your car
and you're talking to me one on one but you've become," 'Car?' Draco mouthed to Hermione.
"Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy took Draco's face in her hands and looked him in the eye. He would NEVER look at that mudblood or any of her friends if he could help it.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
And you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy smiled suggestively at Draco. "Yes, yes, yes," Draco muttered.
"You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else
where you are ain't where it's at you see
you're making me
laugh out when you strike your pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become," Pansy batted her eyelashes.
"Uh, your family invited my family to a party..." Draco interjected.
"Somebody else round everyone else
Watching your back, like you can't relax
Trying to be cool you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy sang on, undaunted.
"No, I'm pretty sure that you're the fool," Hermione smirked.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy sang, glaring at Hermione.
"I believe he already said 'Yes, yes, yes.' How stupid are you?" Hermione questioned.
"Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if you could only let it be
You will see," Pansy made a move to slap Hermione, but was stopped by Draco's hand on her wrist.
"Somebody else round everyone else
You're watching your back, like you can't relax
You're trying to be cool, you look like a fool to me
Tell me," Pansy smiled and tried to grab Draco's hand. He look disgusted and sat on both his hands.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
and you fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into
honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy looked crestfallen when faced with the fact that she wasn't going to get to hold his hand. "Honestly, we've already been over this," Draco looked annoyed.
"Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like your somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this you
You fall and you crawl and you break
and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty
promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
no no no," Pansy finished her song be trying to imitate Hermione's kiss to Ron.
Draco stood up and backed away so fast that he knocked his chair over and Pansy landed on the floor. "When are you going to get it through your thick head," he seethed, "I don't like you, I never will! We had like two days when we were five. FIVE!"
Pansy whimpered, "My Drakie-poo..."
"And furthermore, I am not 'Your Drakie-poo'! Do not touch me, woman! I don't like you! I like Ginny!" Draco raved, not realizing his slip of tongue.
"You...you do?" said a small voice at the door.
A/N You like? Please, please review!! Suggestions welcome!