10:07 PM 7/23/2004
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By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz movie 3 "The Ultimate Decisive Battle for Earth"
Gohan: Not bad.
Turles: You should live the life of a Saiyajin!
Turles: Otherwise you're wasting that beautiful tail of yours.
Turles: Let me show you how to use it.
Turles: So that you can use it as you will!!
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) He certainly loves his tails.
Goku: (pats his own tail and rubs it) Heehee——
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to Part 2!
Goku: That it is!
Chuquita: I find it strange that Turles knew Veggie's fake-moon attack.
Vegeta: You can't recall what the attack was named, could you?
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) Not really; I do remember the whole "burst and come forth" thing though.
Vegeta: Ah.
Chuquita: Do you remember?
Vegeta: ...I, uh, don't think it really had a name.
Chuquita: (grins) Or maybe you don't remember either?
Vegeta: OF COURSE I WOULD! If it had had I name I certainly would know it. But apparently it does not. Anyway; many saiyajin
knew how to perform that attack incase they needed their oozaru or compact oozaru forms in an emergency. Although Turles
almost getting worried about accidentally transforming himself leads met believe that he, like Kakarrotto, cannot fully
control himself in oozaru form.
Goku: I could control myself if Veggie ever decided to teach me.
Vegeta: (looks over at him)
Goku: :)
Vegeta: I, don't know. To tell the truth not much was ever really documented on type-3 saiyajin because their mysterious
mushy powers.
Goku: :)
Vegeta: Like that. (points to Goku)
Goku: ?
Chuquita: Well in this chapter you guys actually get to "meet" Turles. And yes I'm keeping him alive....but I'm not
completely sure if I'll send him directly back into space or wait a few stories for him to heal from his injuries and then
send him back.
Vegeta: It's the whole "he-looks-like-Kakarrotto" thing, or the "Kakarrotto-looks-like-him" thing, isn't it?
Chuquita: Partially.
Vegeta: I find it extremely ironic how TWO type-3 saiyajin ended up surviving.
Chuquita: And one enjoys liquor while the other likes fish.
Goku: (w/fish in his mouth, wags his tail) Want some? (holds up a bucketful)
Vegeta: No thanks!
Goku: Candy? (holds up chocolate)
Vegeta: Yes please. (easily takes the chocolate from Goku)
Goku: (swallows) (chirps) Veggie likes his candy!
Vegeta: (to Chu) Actually fish were very common to find on Bejito-sei, it's likely that the "Evil Kakarrotto" enjoys them
as well.
Chuquita: Ah..
Goku: Maybe we could keep the "evil" me around to watch the Budoukai while he gets better!
Chuquita: Maybe. OH! And for those who have gameboys, the new dbz game is really fun! You can fly, teleport behind and
around people, and the alternate storylines are great!
Vegeta: (grins wickedly) I very much prefer mine....with the exception of Kakarrotto dying and all.
Goku: (sniffles) That was a sad non-existent day.
Chuquita: (holds up game) In Veggie's alternate storyline, Freeza kills Goku instead of Veggie. Seeing Goku killed causes
Veggie to go ssj and he destroys Freeza and gets himself and Kuririn and the gang off Planet Namek before it explodes. Then
when Freeza returns to Earth in cyborg form, Veggie kills him and after THAT is confronted with Mirai.
Vegeta: (muses) As it should have been. (snorts, annoyed) I was enslaved by Freeza for 20 years! He personally killed my
Toussan on his rescue mission to save me! And THEN destroyed my planet where my Kaasan and relatives and subjects were!
I SHOULD have been the one to kill him! (stares at Goku)
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie I did not kill Freeza, that was Mirai.
Vegeta: I know. But Mirai's not here right now. (continues to stare)
Chuquita: Anyway, after Veggie hears of the androids he decides to stay those 3 years. Chibi Trunks isn't mentioned. Veggie
beats Cell with help from Mirai. 7 years pass, Goku comes back for the day, Veggie goes Majin, fights Goku, knocks him
unconscious, fights Fat Buu...
Vegeta: AND?
Chuquita: (grins) ...that's as far as I've gotten on the game!
Vegeta: WAHH! (falls over)
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) Hahaha....ah, I'll tell you how it ends Veggie, just wait til I beat it.
Goku: (picks Veggie back up) (smiles) Yeah lil Veggie, its not like you can save the game after each scene.
Chuquita: Which I find as the game's sole flaw. (glares at non-savable ability) It won't save until after you beat the whole
storyline. Which is HARD! My arm was so sore after beating Cell that I didn't have it in me to fight Goku and I barely beat
him. By the time I got to Fat Buu it was so late at night I just gave up and went to sleep.
Vegeta: I wouldn't have given up.
Chuquita: YOU would've played until sunrise or Goku decided to knock YOU out so you could get some sleep.
Vegeta: (looks at Goku)
Goku: (smiles warmly at Veggie)
Vegeta: (cheeks flush) I....don't really like the idea of him knocking me out and doing things with my unconscious body.
Goku: Veggie's all heavy and limp unconscious anyway.
Vegeta: What?! How do you know this!?
Goku: I luv u Veggie!
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: Here's Part 2!
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Summary: The earth is being attacked by a mysterious tree planted by the 'evil' type-3 saiyajin, Turles. Will Goku, Veggie, and the others be able to defeat Turles and his minions before the planet's sucked dry? Is Turles really 'that' evil? And what happens when a piece of the fruit of the kais happens to fall into unexpected hands? Find out!
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Part 2 Chapter Titles: Volunteer? l The Evil Tree and the Evil Type-3 Saiyajin behind it l Introductions l FIGHT! l Goten's tail l "Evil doesn't hug" l The end of the minions l Full of vitamin C l Climbing the tree l SSJ3 Son-kun to the rescue! l Veggie's ingenius plot l Don't eat THAT! l NOW what'll we do with him? l Broken arm l One more saiyajin.
Vegeta: (grinning) Heh, you actually spell-checked it this time.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Shush.
" Oh-kay! People who are coming with me to fight the evil tree, raise your hands! " Goku said excitedly.
Vegeta, Raditsu, Vejitto, Gogeta, and Goten raised their hands.
" Goten, you can't go. " Chi-Chi looked down at him.
The chibi's eyes widened, " But, but, I'm not Gohan! "
" Yeah Onna, he doesn't have anything up there to lose. " the ouji pointed to his own noggin.
Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed, " Now you see here! Goten is just as smart as Gohan is! He just--processes information in
a different way! "
" He processes it like Kakarrotto. " Vegeta motioned to Goku, who was standing there smiling contently.
" Well, yes, but you didn't let me finish from before! " she said, then plopped a hand on Goten's head, " Goten CAN
go, if I get to go with him. "
" Chi-chan, come with us? " Goku looked surprised.
" Are you sure about that, Chi-Chi? " Kuririn asked. She sent a death-glare at him, " N--not that I'm complaining, or
insinuating anything, but-- "
" --why aren't YOU going? " she asked him.
" Well ah, it's kinda obvious. I'm pretty much retired, Yamcha plays non-martial-arts-related sports now, and
Tenshinhan and Chaoutzu aren't nearly as strong as those 5. " he pointed to the saiyajins.
" You don't need to rub it in. " Tenshinhan muttered, folding his arms.
" I don't feel like going on an 'adventure' with them. " Juuhachigou said flatly, pointing to the grinning Goku and
grinning fusions.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Everyone has an excuse. " she paused and glanced at Bulma.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Don't look at me! I'm a genius, not a warrior! "
" Well I am, sort of, so I'm going! " Chi-Chi nodded, " To make sure Goten's safe and to keep an eye on Goku and the
Ouji. "
" Still a little paranoid from Kakarrotto's wish the other day, I see. " Vegeta smirked.
" Not at all! " she huffed, then folded her arms, " I simply don't trust you. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, then blinked as Goku picked the little ouji up.
" Now off we go!! "
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" WOW....that, is a BIG tree. " Vegeta murmured in shock as the group stared up at the tree of might.
" It is "mighty" alright. " Goku blinked.
" I wonder if that's what caused the fire. Our campsite was nearby here. " Vejitto looked around.
" Do you think the tree can cause fires? " Gogeta gasped at the thought.
" Of course it can't! It's a TREE! " Chi-Chi explained, " Albeit a very LARGE one, but still a tree nonetheless. "
" It does look SIMILAR to the trees on Kaioshin-Kai. " Goku nodded, thinking back to the planet he and Vegeta had
fought Kid Buu on. The large saiyajin struck the pose needed for one of his favorite techniques, " Everybody ready? "
The others prepared to launch their own blasts.
" KA.....MEH....HA....MEH...HAAAAAAAAA! " a kamehameha wave blasted out from Goku, Chi-Chi, and Goten's hands.
" GALIC GUN!!! "
" BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA! "
" BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA! "
" HAAAAAAAAAAA! " Raditsu let loose his own attack as well, ::I'm going to need to name that one...::
he sweatdropped.
The multiple blasts hit the tree with tremendous force and left a large gash in one spot of the trunk.
Goku gawked at the effects on the tree, " That's...IT? "
" Pathetic.. " Vegeta muttered in disbelief, embarrassed. He paused and smirked, " But at ssj2-- "
" NO! Veggie we can't! " Goku stopped Vegeta before he could transform.
" Why not? "
" Veggie if we were to attack the tree again in our ssj forms we could very well destroy the planet! Or at least a
big chunk of it! " the larger saiyajin explained.
" Ototochan's right. " Raditsu sighed, " It'd be way too much power for it to take. The blast would either cause the
tree to give way and crash onto the planet, or it would go straight through the tree and directly into Earth itself. "
" Hmm.. " Vegeta twitched, frustrated.
" HAHAHA! No one can destroy the Tree of Might! "
The group looked over to see 5 space-aliens standing before the tree.
Vegeta quickly surveyed them, " Hairy, mullet, mechanical, twins. "
" What? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him.
" Just observing. " Vegeta smirked back.
" Why are they wearing saiyajin armor, that doesn't make sense. " Raditsu whispered to Vegeta.
" They're possibly former employees of Freeza. " the ouji whispered back, " He had everyone wear our armor at one
point. "
" HA! Don't make us laugh! " "hairy" said, " That Freeza guy was nothing compared to OUR leader! "
" He is a formidable fighter. " one of the purple twins said.
" And a genius beyond all bounds. " the second one added.
" Presenting our current leader-- " "mullet".
" --and your universe's future one-- " "mechanical".
" TURLES-SAMA! " they all parted and bowed as a figure walked past them and hovered in the air.
Vegeta gawked at the figure. A saiyajin. Another type-3 saiyajin. He watched the saiyajin's furry tail flick about
in the air, then smirked and remarked to Goku, " Hey Kakarrotto, it's your evil twin. " he joked.
" ? " Goku tilted his head.
Turles flew over to the group. He held out his hand to shake Vegeta's, " Vegeta-san. "
" Hello. " Vegeta shook his hand and sweatdropped.
Turles nodded to Raditsu, " Raditsu. "
" He knows me too? "
He then walked up to Goku, " Kakarrotto. "
" Are you really my evil twin? " Goku asked.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead.
" No, but I AM a type-3 saiyajin peasant, like yourself. " Turles replied, " And I'm much older. A few years older
than Raditsu, I think. " he glanced over at him.
" Hear that, you're no longer the oldest living saiyajin. " Vegeta smirked at him.
" I feel mildly relieved. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
Turles continued onward to Chi-Chi, then bowed slightly, " I'm evilly pleased to meet you. "
" I'm not a saiyajin. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" ...oh. In that case, hello. " Turles waved to her and walked over to Goten. Chi-Chi sweatdropped. Turles looked
down at Goten, " Kakarrotto's, son? "
" Yup! My name's Goten! " he chirped.
" Go-ten? " Turles blinked.
Goku leaned over towards Vegeta, " I don't get it, Veggie. If mine sounds like carrots and niichan's is radishes and
you're vegetables then what is he? "
" Ah----I don't know. " Vegeta stubbornly pouted, embarrassed.
" I wonder how he avoided dying in the planet's explosion AND being enslaved by Freeza. " Raditsu folded his arms.
" HEE—— " Turles grinned, then quickly coughed it off and smirked instead, " Heh. Freeza didn't allow type-3 saiyajin
in his army because he feared our magical powers; at least--those of the type-3 saiyajin living in the villages. "
" You're from one of those villages outside the city? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Of course I am. Infact I met both of you at one point. " Turles nodded, " The adults captured Raditsu and
Kakarrotto's father on an accidental visit there; his family along with yours came to save him. "
Raditsu thought back, then gawked, " THAT village?! You're from THAT one? Where they transformed all the criminals
Vegeta's parents sent there into type-3 saiyajin like themselves! "
" Wait, WHAT?! " Vegeta gawked.
" I didn't expect Vegeta-san to remember it, he was only 2. " Turles said, " But he got such a BIG audience if I
remember correctly. A lot of my fellow-villagers came to watch him. "
Vegeta grabbed Raditsu by the dark maroon gi, " Waitaminute, I was in a villageful of type-3 saiyajin when I was
TWO!? "
" It was just for a little while. " Raditsu shrugged, " We had to save my Toussan. Besides, they liked you, you
liked them---psychologically speaking, that may be why you chose Kakarrotto as your favorite chibi 3 years later when he was
born. "
" You mean my entire obsession/platonic-desires with Kakarrotto were born of some subconscious childish thought that
type-3 saiyajin = good, fun, comfort, and all-around merriment? "
" I dunno. " Raditsu blinked.
Vegeta looked back at Goku, who smiled warmly at him and wagged his tail. The little ouji felt his cheeks flush red,
" Ah, hahaha. " he laughed nervously, then zipped over to Turles, " Do type-3 saiyajin REALLY have the power to transform
other saiyajin into their own? " he asked suspiciously.
" Of course we do. " Turles nodded, then smirked, " It's one of our more "evil" powers; however there's a long list
of rituals involved so it takes a few days. " he then added, " It has to do with our germs. " he held out a small red blob
he had picked off his shoulder.
" Dear God they look exactly like Kakarrotto's... " Vegeta muttered in disbelief.
" Heeheehee! " the germ giggled.
Turles twitched, embarrassed, " Baka germs....EVIL DOESN'T GIGGLE! "
The germs only purred in response and cuddled closer.
Turles sighed, " Alright, now that the formalities are over with, LET US FIGHT! "
" WAIT! " Chi-Chi held her hand up.
" Yes? "
" Aren't you even going to tell us WHY you are evil? I mean, at least the Ouji here has a REASON. " she motioned to
Vegeta.
" One day, about a year before Freeza destroyed Bejito-sei, I randomly decided to become evil. And so, I left my
little village and planet behind to make a name for myself. However, once my home was destroyed I no longer had anyone to
prove my evilness to, so I decided to simply continue causing mayhem throughout the universe before discovering the legend
of the Tree of Might and enlisting several minions to do my bidding. " Turles explained.
" Judging by your tan I'd say you just came from the West Galaxy, myself. " Vegeta pointed out, " The suns in that
system are the only ones who cause that particular tan. "
" Very good, Vegeta-san! I'm impressed. " Turles said, " And as much as I do respect you; both with being our ruler
and for surviving being enslaved by Freeza; I'm evil, and so I must destroy this planet's plantlife for my own evil
benefit! "
" But what would you gain by doing something like that? " Vejitto asked.
Turles blinked at the fusions for a moment, then looked over at Vegeta and Goku. He shook his head, " I have quite a
lot to gain by that, actually. You see the tree of might produces a special ki fruit. Once eaten, the fruit multiplies your
power level many times over! THAT is what I'm really after! Once I devour such food I shall become strong enough to take
over the ENTIRE universe! " he pumped his fists in the air.
" ...you're going to take over the universe...by eating FOOD. " Vegeta stared in disbelief.
" YES I am! " Turles said proudly.
" ... "
" And THAT is why I cannot let you destroy this tree! MINIONS! " Turles whipped off his huge cape and pointed to
them, " ATTACK! "
" RAA! " Turles's five minions ran screaming at the saiyajin, demi-saiyajin, and Chi-Chi. Goku, Vegeta, Raditsu,
Vejitto, Gogeta, and Goten all burst into ssj. Turles eyes widened at the sight.
" HA! " Raditsu landed a kick to 'hairy's back. He felt two ki's whiz past him. The two small purple aliens were
heading straight for Goten. The chibi gasped only to have two figures appear between him and the twins.
" ? " the twins stared upward to see the fusions grinning down at him.
" It's not very nice to pick on little kids ya know! " Gogeta shook his finger at them, then landed a punch to one of
the twins jaw while Vejitto grabbed the other twin with his tail and flung him into the tree.
" HAAAAA! " 'mechanical' sent a blast at Vejitto and Gogeta's backs, they dodged it and blasted off to fight him.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " 'mullet' stood in a stare-down with Chi-Chi, who cracked her knuckles.
" Allow me to take out some of my pent-up frustration on you. " she smirked.
" Haha! Goodluck, lady. " he laughed at her.
" KAIO-KEN! " Chi-Chi shouted as a red aura exploded around her. She lundged at the alien, then disappeared at the
last second. He blinked and felt something trip him only to yank him into a headlock. Chi-Chi held a ball of ki infront of
his neck and let it blow up in his face.
" Amazing...every saiyajin or person related-to on this planet has a achieved the level of the densetsu legend. "
Turles murmured in shock as he climbed the tree of might. He grinned, " By that logic if I eat one of these fruits I should
be able to become a densetsu instantaneously! " he looked around the tree, then frowned when he saw it hadn't produced any
produce yet. Turles glanced down to see Goten wandering around while the adults fought his minions, " Hmm. " Turles hopped
off the tree and flew behind the chibi, " Hey kid! "
" Toussan? " Goten blinked, then looked up to see Turles, " Eep! " he whipped around and struck a fighting pose,
" Hn... "
" Hey, no need to be mean to me. You're Kakarrotto and that woman's son, right? " he watched as Goku and Chi-Chi
fought one of the aliens.
" My kaasan's name is Chi-Chi. " Goten corrected him.
" Ah, oh-kay. Kakarrotto and Chi-Chi's son. " he nodded.
" Why do you look so much like my toussan? "
" That's because we're both type-3 saiyajin. There were many of us on Bejito-sei, so it's not odd that we look so
much alike. "
" Or sound. " Goten smiled.
" Yes, only I have a darker overtone to my voice because I'm an "evil" type-3 saiyajin. "
" Ahh.. "
Turles pressed a button on his scouter, he gasped at the number that appeared on it, " WOW....you're definitely
part saiyajin, your power-level's so big the scouter can't even fully register it! "
Goten powered down, watching him curiously.
" Don't you want to join me kid? You can do whatever you want in space! You can destroy any planet you want.
Eat great food, get drunk on great liquor! There's no life better than that!! " Turles boasted.
" I thought destroying planets was bad....and I'm not allowed to drink alcoholic beverages til I'm 21. " Goten said
as if from memory.
" Mm.. " the larger saiyajin pouted, " Don't do that. There aren't that many of us saiyajin left. We should get
along. "
" We do get along; Toussan and Veggie-san and Uncle Raditsu...and my half-niichans Vejitto and Gogeta. " Goten
rattled off the names.
" Are they the only other saiyajins on this planet? " Turles asked him.
" Mmmm...yup! " Goten chirped, " Except for niichan and Trunks and Bura and Mirai and me; but we're all demi-saiyajin
, not full ones. "
" Oh. Only 6 of us left altogether...::7 if I include that Brolli guy::. " Turles sighed, " Ironic. Not a single
female saiyajin survived...but hey if you exist that means that the people of this planet can actually breed with saiyajin! "
he patted Goten on the head, " Very few species can successfully have children with saiyajin, ya know. We have a very rare
genetic structure! You're very lucky! "
" Heehee! " Goten laughed.
" Anyway this green planet will soon become a red desert, you should come with me! " Turles grinned and pointed out,
then smirked " Or would you rather die now? "
" ? " Goten only tilted his head at him in confusion.
" °Beep°beep°beep°beep°! " Turles's scouter beeped, " A large power-level, coming closer. "
" °FWOOOSH°! " the sound of a large cape swaying in the breeze appeared. Turles looked up to see Piccolo hovering
nearby.
" Who is that... "
" That's Piccolo! " Goten pointed to him.
" Dende told me of an evil saiyajin attacking the planet along with a gigantic tree. You must be him. " Piccolo
said to Turles.
Turles quickly grabbed Goten under the arm, " Heh, impressive cape you got there, but it's nothing compared to mine!
"
Piccolo pulled a double-take to see Turles cape now suddenly back on him. He gawked at the sheer length of it, " You
got to be kidding me!? "
" And so is your strength. You are good, but its nothing to brag about. " the large saiyajin shrugged.
" Let go of Goten! " Piccolo warned him.
" I'm going to have to refuse! " Turles said with a huff.
Piccolo sweatdropped at him, " You're just like Son. "
" Only evil. " Turles corrected him.
" Yes. "Only evil". " Piccolo said flatly, then shot his arm out in a stretchy, rubbery way while he himself stood
still. Piccolo's arm reached Turles and punched him in the face, causing him to drop Goten and grab his head in mild pain.
" Goten, are you oh-kay? " Piccolo asked him.
" WOW! That thing you did with your arm was so cool, Piccolo! " Goten hopped to his feet. Piccolo sweatdropped.
The chibi grabbed the arm Piccolo had just super-stretched and tried to stretch it himself, " How did you do that can you
teach ME how to do that? "
" I guess this means you're oh-kay. " the tall namekian said dryly.
" MINION! " Turles cried out.
" Eh? " Piccolo blinked, then felt a kick to his head and backed up. 'Mechanical' laughed at him. Piccolo growled and
attacked him with a maseko-ha.
Turles rubbed his cheek, then hovered back over to Goten, " You should live the life of a saiyajin! " he patted Goten
on the back. The chibi let out a yelp as he felt something spike out of his back.
" OWW! " Goten yelped. He looked over his shoulder and gasped.
" Otherwise you're wasting that beautiful tail of yours. "
Goten's tail flicked about in the air. The chibi laughed, " Haha! "
::My name's Chibiko!:: Goten's tail introduced itself.
" HI Chibiko! " Goten gushed, then gave the tail a hug while the furry appendage squirmed about, " I've never had a
tail before! Wait'll toussan and kaasan and niichan see YOU! And Trunks! OOH! Trunks'll be so JEALOUS! " he giggled at the
thought.
Turles picked Goten back up, " Let me show you how to use it, so that you can use it as you will!! " he formed a
ball of ki in his free hand, " Do you know what this is? "
" A ball of ki! " Goten guessed.
" Well...yes, but not right now. Right now, it's the MOON! "
" OHHHhhhhh... " the demi-saiyajin said, enlightened.
" Spring forth and grow bright!! " Turles chucked the ki into the air, causing it to burst into what looked like a
second moon.
" He's created a moon! EVERYONE DUCK! " Vegeta shouted. Simultaneously all the saiyajin flopped onto the ground,
covering their eyes. Their tails, feeling the warmth of the fake moon, started to sway in unison.
Chi-Chi watched the swaying tails, " ...creepy. " she turned to Turles and gasped, " Goten has a TAIL!? "
" WHAT?! " Goku almost looked up, " GOTEN! DON'T LOOK AT THE MOON! "
" Huh? " Goten blinked, then let out a yelp as Turles turned the chibi's head upwards to face the fake moon. Goten
tried to squint his eyes shut only to have Turles hold them open, " Ohh..oh oh... " the demi-saiyajin started to sprout fur.
Chi-Chi looked around, then ran headlong at Turles and knocked him out of the way just intime to see Goten burst into oozaru
form and start to grow.
" WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! HE CAN'T CONTROL HIMSELF IN OOZARU FORM! " she snapped, then lightly backed away as Goten
let out a roar. Chi-Chi grabbed Turles by the collar and smirked evilly, " And I have a feeling you can't either; or else
you would've transformed yourself too to cause more damage. "
" Correct Onna, it takes years of training with fellow saiyajin to learn to control yourself in oozaru form. "
Chi-Chi and Turles looked over to see Vegeta standing there wearing a pair of thick sunglasses.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him blandly.
" RRRRRRROAAAAAAAAR!! " Goten roared and stomped around in a circle.
" Yes? "
" Where did you get those?! "
" There. " Vegeta pointed to Vejitto and Gogeta, who were currently handing out sunglasses to the other saiyajins as
well.
" Yeah, ah, Vegeta-san, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. " Turles motioned to the fusions, " Are they
really your and--I mean, I know you LIKE us type-3 saiyajin peasants and all, but---I guess its a question of how MUCH and,
well-- "
" --I don't have time for your questions, you have to answer one of mine. " the ouji demanded.
" Heh, hai Vegeta-san. " Turles smirked defiantly.
" You respect me yet rebel at the same time. Interesting mix. " Vegeta said thoughtfully.
" I AM evil, you know. "
" I seriously doubt that. You're like Kakarrotto, only misguided and lightly tanned. "
" HA! Just because we're identical in physical form doesn't mean I'm a mush-guided fish-luver like Kakarrotto, OR
the rest of my village! " Turles snorted.
" How much longer will the fake moon last. " Vegeta said bluntly.
" About 10 minutes. " the larger saiyajin replied.
Vegeta gave his right ear a small squeeze, ::Kakarrotto!::
::VEGGIE!:: the voice squealed back. Vegeta felt his cheeks flush.
::Yes, that's right..Veggie....:: he shifted uncomfortably, ::Kakarrotto, that fake moon of Turles's will last about
10 more minutes, you take care of Goten; I'm going to stop Turles before he--:: the ouji turned back to where Turles had
been standing only to see a confused Chi-Chi standing there grabbing air that used to be where Turles's collar was.
" Wha--where did he--? " she blinked.
" He's using Kakarrotto-related moves for diabolical purposes. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, then spotted Turles
flying though the air, " THERE! "
" GOTEN! " Goku called out as he flew towards the roaring, stomping oozaru.
A minion popped up infront of Goku, " DIE! "
" YAAAH! " Goku easily knocked him out of the way and flew up to Goten, " Hey! Goten! Are you alright? "
" RAAAAAA! " Goten swatted at him. Goku zipped out of the way. The oozaru tried to hit him again. Goku went ssj2 and
continued to dodge Goten's attacks.
" Ohhh, NOW what do we do! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, frustrated.
" Well, we have 3 options. " Vegeta held up that number of fingers, " Option 1: Cut his tail off. "
" Let's do that! "
" ... " Vegeta twitched, " Option 2, destroy the fake moon and wait for the zeno units to drain out of Goten, thus
changing him back into his normal form. Option 3, get Goten to reach compact oozaru--which for a child is a rather difficult
thing to do. "
" Son, cut off his tail!! " another voice called out from nearby.
Goku glanced over, dodging Goten's swipes with ease, " Piccolo? What are you doing here? "
" NEVERMIND THAT! JUST CUT IT OFF BEFORE HE DOES ANYMORE DAMAGE! " the namekian shouted.
" Stay out of this! " Turles snapped at him, now hovering dangerously close to the tree of might, " It's a TERRIBLE
thing to cut off a saiyajin's tail! Doing so is an impediment to the saiyajin himself! "
" Here here. " Vegeta partially held his fist up. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" What are we doing talking about Goten's tail? Shouldn't we be trying to stop HIM! " Raditsu zipped over to
Vegeta, Chi-Chi, and Piccolo while pointing at Turles, who zipped off into the tree's cover of leaves.
" That we should! " Gogeta piped up, knocking one of the minions into the ground.
" Would you like us to help you find him, Uncle Ditsu? " Vejitto offered.
" Sure. " Raditsu smirked, " Let's go! "
" °SQUEAK°!! " a loud noise came from Goten's direction, causing the gang to freeze in place. Vegeta looked over in
horror to see Goten had Goku in his clutches and was currently squeezing him.
" GOTEN! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta shouted, flying over to him.
" Veh--EEEEP! " Goku let out a strangled noise, " Goten! STOP! It is me, Toussan! You do not want to hurt me I know
you don't! " he pleaded with the oozaru, only to get squeezed again, " YAAAAH!! "
Vegeta landed ontop of Goten's fists and started to try and pry Goku out of them. The oozaru noticed, this and
quickly grabbed Vegeta instead, " ACK! "
" It's a pleasure meeting Veggie here! "
The ouji blinked, then looked to his left to see Goku pressed up against him, smiling contently. Vegeta sweatdropped,
and with that Goten started to squeeze them in his hands at the same time.
" WAAAH! "
" WAAAH! "
" NO! GOTEN! YOUR TOUSSAN'S IN THERE! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OUJI BUT AT LEAST RELEASE YOUR TOUSSAN! "
Chi-Chi shouted.
" Wow Onna you are SO supportive. " Vegeta said sarcastically, " AAAAAAAARGH! "
" YAAAAAAAHVEGGIEMAKEITSTOP!! " Goku wailed.
Turles floated over to them, carrying a fairly large, empty picnic basket with him, " You're going to get squashed
like bugs! "
" What's with the...picnic...basket. " Vegeta choked out.
" Oh, its to hold the contents of my SNACK OF THE KAIS with. " Turles eyes temporarily widened the way Goku's usually
did on the word "fish", " Have fun being destroyed! And don't worry, I'll take care of your child once you're a mound of
bloby flesh, Kakarrotto! " he waved.
Goku's bottom lip wobbled sadly.
" RAAA! " a cry erupted from above them.
" That sound. " Vegeta blinked.
" Could it be? " Goku gasped.
" It is. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
A small purple blob landed on Goten's nose, " RRARA RAROO! " Goten roared with delight, instantly dropping Goku and
Vegeta to the ground. The two saiyajin hit with a squeak, then quickly dashed out of the way as Goten flopped on his belly
and watched Hiyah stand there infront of him.
" RARA! " Hiyah cawwed.
" RARA! " Goten roared back.
" ... "
" ... "
" Heeheeheehee.. "
" HAW HAW HAW! " Hiyah let out a noise similar to a laugh.
Turles blinked, confused, " Why... "
Goku felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked over to see Turles standing there, utterly baffled, " ? "
" Why is he, a fellow saiyajin warrior, wasting time with such an insignificant creature? " Turles scratched his
head.
" I can see you haven't been back to your village in a while. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
Goku smiled and picked Vegeta up under the arms while talking to Turles, " Silly evil me, even saiyajin warriors need
luv. " he gave the little ouji a hug. Vegeta yelped, embarrassed.
" ... " Turles stared for a moment, then folded his arms in a huff, " No we don't! All we need is gobs of food and
people to spar with. "
Goku watched Turles, then looked down at Vegeta, " You can hug my Veggie if you want. "
" Evil doesn't hug. "
" Veggie used to be evil, but that's cuz he was hurting inside. " Goku started to rub the ouji's stomach and Vegeta
felt a flurry of warm fuzzies inside. The ouji tried his best to remain conscious, " Are YOU hurting inside? "
" OF COURSE NOT! " Turles exclaimed, " I'm just HUNGRY! And that I intend to cure with the help of this tree! " he
took one step towards it only to have Goten swing his head towards Turles and let out a roar, " ... "
" ERRRRRRR... " the oozaru growled at him. Hiyah flew up beside Goten's head to watch the scene.
" Fool, do you think you can stand against me!? " Turles formed a large ball of ki in his hand and threw it at
Goten's tail. Goten swung it to try and dodge the blast only to get partially hit; the ball of ki leaving a huge gash in the
tail.
Vegeta cringed at the sight.
" RAAAA..AAAaaa...aaaa... " Goten's tail swung wildly while bleeding and the demi-saiyajin began to transform back
into his original form. Turles took this moment to run past Goten and towards the tree of might.
" It looks like I was too nice offering to take care of Kakarrotto's child the way he turned on me. " Turles snorted
and grabbed a tree-branch, then hopped up.
" Ohhhh... " Goten groaned as he lay tummy-down and naked on the grass.
" Goten! "
" Goten! " the chibi heard two voices coming towards him. Chi-Chi took the wrap that she had used to put her hair in
a bun out and instead used the cloth to cover Goten's body like a towel. She tied the cloth into a knot.
" Goten are you oh-kay? " Goku asked, worried.
" Chibiko? " Goten murmured sleepily. He looked over his shoulder and gasped to see his tail limp and bleeding,
" AHH! Chibiko's HURT! "
" Your tail has a name too? " Goku tilted his head.
" It's alright Goten, your tail's going to be alright. " Chi-Chi tried to reassure him.
" But its BLEEDING! "
" We'll fix it. Just don't worry oh-kay. "
" Oh-kay.. " Goten said, uneasy. He moved around a bit, " My tail REALLY hurts, but everything else feels oh-kay. "
the demi-saiyajin looked back up to see Goku now in ssj form, " Oh, Toussan, you're going to protect Earth? "
Goku looked around at the now-dry desert and frowned, " I am not sure I can save it at this point. " he pouted, then
perked up, " But I CAN save my friends and family...and Veggie! " he held the dazed ouji he'd grabbed earlier out infront of
him, then plopped Vegeta back on the ground. The ouji whipped out a small portable bottle of peasant-repel and sprayed
himself; gasping for air, " And I PROMISE to defeat him. "
" HA! Kakarrotto, you're a blot on the proud name of Saiyajin! " Turles shouted in a muffled voice from one of the
higher branches of the tree.
" Kakarrotto's's not a BLOT, he has amnesia, and thus an excuse for the way he acts. " Vegeta said defensively, then
watched Turles poke his head out of the tree; the evil type-3 saiyajin's cheeks stuffed with fruit and a basketful of it in
his little picnic basket, " However I suppose certain aspects of Kakarrotto's personality are due to genetics. " he
sweatdropped.
Turles opened his mouth, then took a deep bite of the fruit in his mouth. The large saiyajin's ki skyrocketed the
second he swallowed and the fruit hit his stomach, " Mmm, delicious! "
" ...did you sense that? " Gogeta whispered in surprise, he and Vejitto hovering a few branches above Turles.
" Those fruits really DO raise your ki. " Vejitto gasped.
" I guess we're going to have to get him away from them then. " Raditsu nodded, " Follow me! " he lundged at Turles.
" °BEEP°BEEP°BEEP°! " Turles scouter beeped. He looked over his shoulder just intime for Raditsu to knock the basket
out of his hand and send the fruits flying downward, where they splattered all over Goku, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi's heads,
" HEY! HOW DARE YOU! "
" °PIONG°! " something elbowed Turles in the arm, then whipped up upsidedown by grabbing his legs.
Turles looked up, or down rather, to see Vejitto holding onto one of his boots and Gogeta holding onto the other,
" LET GO OF ME! "
" Shall we let go? " Vejitto smirked, glancing over at his fellow fusion.
" I dunno! " Gogeta chirped.
" TURLES-SAMA! " one of Turles's minions called from down below, " Leave them up to us! They are pretty strong, but
they're no match for us. "
" I somehow doubt that. " Gogeta grinned.
" We had no problem fighting you guys earlier, that's for sure! " Vejitto added, then looked down at Turles and
gasped to see he was no longer there and all they held were the individual boots.
" Oh no! Another Kaasan-related phenomenon! " Gogeta yelped.
" That is correct! " Turles happily exclaimed from behind the fusions. He then knocked their heads together and
grabbed his boots.
" OWW! " Gogeta rubbed the side of his head.
" That actually hurt that time. " Vejitto said, surprised.
Chi-Chi rung her hair out from the juices the broken fruits and caused, " Yuck. " she felt something on her head and
annoyingly grabbed a full fruit off it, then sent said food a death-glare.
Goku shook his head clean of the juices, " Come on Veggie! Let's go help our fusion-babies! " he grinned.
Vegeta cracked his knuckles and tilted his head so parts of the fruit fell off, " Gladly. "
The two saiyajin blasted off into the air only to be confronted by Turles's minions.
" BWAHAHA! That was pretty dangerous. " one of them laughed.
" GET OUT OF OUR WAY! " Goku shouted.
" What do you say we simply finish them off. " Vegeta offered, grinning wickedly.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chimed in. The two saiyajin burst into ssj2.
Vegeta places his hands out, " BIG BANG A-- " he froze when he felt something smush up beside him.
" --HAMEHA! " Goku's blast weaved into Vegeta's and the combined power easily annihilated the group of minions.
" MY MINIONS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! " Turles wailed, " THOSE WERE THE ONLY ONES I HAD! " he lowered his head, " ...oh
well. " he perked back up again, " I now am to the point of strength where I no longer have a need for minions. "
Vegeta twitched while Goku pressed up beside him, his cheeks flushing red, " What was that...? " he choked out.
" I missed attacking WITH my Veggie! " Goku smiled. He let go and floated beside him, " Besides, I like helping you."
" Haha you like to help me, right. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" :) " the larger saiyajin smiled warmly at him, causing the rest of Vegeta's face to turn red.
" Watching fights from on high is fun, isn't it!? " Piccolo randomly commented as he hovered overhead.
" Mmmph mmph. " Kinto'un replied.
" CAWW! " Hiyah added loudly.
" Now that that's over... " Vegeta glanced over at Turles, who smirked at them, " What do you say we deal with him
now. "
" Way ahead of you little Veggie! " Goku flew past the ouji and slammed his fist into the side of Turles face, then
gasped to see Turles standing there as if nothing had happened, " Eep! "
" I almost felt that. " Turles mocked him.
" Looks like this calls for super saiyajin 3! " Goku grinned, then burst into that level. The force from it nearly
knocked Turles off the branch he stood on, " Yup! This one'll do it! "
Turles dusted himself off, " Kakarrotto since you've made your way to me, I'll allow you, Vegeta-san, and the
remaining saiyajin to join me. " he nodded.
Vegeta appeared beside Goku and smirked, " This is at least the third or fourth time you've offered membership. So!
Are you admitting defeat with that line or are you just lonely. "
" ... " Turles folded his arms.
" It's a big universe out there...only 5 other saiyajin left besides yourself... "
" ... "
" I'm sure back in that little kaka-village of yours everyone made you feel all nice and warm and needed, and
despite being "evil" I bet you miss that. " the ouji continued to taunt.
" It is not very nice to assume, Vegeta-san. " Turles pouted stubbornly.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta grinned.
" You can still hug Veggie, ya know. " Goku pointed to the ouji. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I am FINE, thank you. " Turles snorted, his cheeks reddening. He powered up and boasted to them, " Besides, do you
think you can fight me, after all the fruit of the tree of might I've eaten! The difference between our strengths is as great
as the separation between heaven and earth. "
" You should check your scouter. " Vegeta snickered, " It might tell you otherwise. "
" Oh yeah? " Turles pressed the button on it to compare their ki's. The numbers continued to go upward. Turles eyes
widened as it did so.
" Now let's see, Kakarrotto; what number is it that scouters explode at again? 19,000, 20,000, oh yes, 21,000! " the
ouji said in unison with the second Turles's scouter hit that number, causing it to blow up.
" AAH! " Turles yanked off the scouter and grabbed his eye in pain, " Ooh ooh ooh! " he nervously checked to make
sure none of the glass had gotten in his eye, then sighed with relief when he confirmed it, " VEGETA-SAN! " he shouted at
him while rubbing the side of his face.
" I don't believe he's as evil as he brags to be, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta chuckled.
" That's just because you don't know a single thing about all the mayhem and destruction I've caused around the
galaxies. When aggressive, we type-3 saiyajin can become VERY dangerous. " Turles said, rubbing his hands together, " We are
indeed a force to be reckoned with, Vegeta-san. "
The little ouji tilted his head towards Goku, " Say Kakay, care to prove our "friend's" theory? "
" Heehee! " the ssj3 grinned, and started to power up, " I am a danger to all around me, little Veggie! "
Vegeta backed away a few steps, " That you are... "
" And I won't know until I try!! " he pointed up at Turles, " I'm really glad I hit my head when I was a toddler
so I didn't have to turn out like you!! "
" Kakarrotto number 1 wasn't really that bad, he just cried a lot. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " ...and gummed everything
he could get his teeth into. "
" I can't let you get away now! " Goku's ssj3 aura was almost up to its maximum.
Turles fiddled with his half-broken scouter and turned on the basic part of it, rather than the level reader, " His
ki, its STILL going up after all that! " he dashed to a nearby branch and grabbed two more pieces of fruit, then hastily
swallowed them whole, " Heh-heh! " he flew down at Goku, who knocked him away. Turles glared and tried several more
attempts at attacking only to find his heightened ki did nothing against the ssj3.
" Haha! You really don't have a chance. " Goku laughed as he easily batted away another attack.
" Hmm... " Turles suddenly smirked, then made a launch at Goku's back. Goku swung to his left only to have Turles
grab his tail as it swung, causing Goku to let out a howl of pain.
" IIIIIPE! "
" I KNEW IT! I'VE WON! You can't fight me now! " Turles grinned Son-style.
" AAAH! GRABBING TAILS IS CHEATING! " Goku cried, trying to pull his own free.
" I'll build a grave for you in the center of this desert planet! It's the least I can do for another saiyajin. "
Turles nodded thoughtfully.
" I don't think so. "
Turles blinked, then felt a hard jab in the back of his neck and let go of his grab on Goku's tail to reach for the
back of his neck.
" Hi there! " Vegeta smirked as he flew past Turles, then grabbed the front of his neck and slammed him down into the
ground while Goku rubbed his aching tail.
" Vegeta-san, are you this forceful with EVERY type-3 saiyajin you meet? " Turles taunted.
" Wah--what?! " Vegeta was caught off-guard, a flush over his nose.
" Well, I'm just saying, with how those two younger saiyajin; the ones with your hair; seem to be the product of you
and Kakarrotto, I was thinking-- "
" --DON'T YOU DARE THINK ANOTHER THOUGHT LIKE THAT! KAKARROTTO AND I AREN'T IN ANY TYPE OF NON-PLATONIC
RELATIONSHIP! " the ouji sputtered.
" If you aren't in a relationship, then how do you explain having children together. " Turles shrugged, " It's not
like the two of them just popped out of thin air. "
Vegeta glanced off in Vejitto and Gogeta's direction, " Actually...they were both created as surprise side-effects
of the use of kai magic. And one's from another timeline. "
" Kai magic....like the fruit I've been eating?! " Turles looked momentarily frightened.
" Baka! From portara earrings and fusion dances! Kakarrotto and I have never eaten any kai fruit! " Vegeta grumbled.
" I have! " Goku raised his hand, " But, but the ones I ate were more like white melons, they weren't orange and
bumpy like those. " he pointed to the fruit on the tree.
" °WHEW°! " Turles sighed in relief, then narrowed his eyes, flipped Vegeta onto his back and elbowed him in the
chest.
" ARG! "
" VEGGIE! " Goku gasped.
Turles used Vegeta's body to bounce off and back up into the tree, " COME ON KAKARROTTO! Is that all the strength you
have!? "
" Huh? " Goku stared up, confused at Turles while he picked the coughing Vegeta up off the ground.
" I wanted to play with you longer. " he stepped back out, now with a sparking, gold aura around him.
" I can't believe this! He's going to EAT his way to being a super saiyajin!? " Vegeta gawked, then glowered up at
Turles, " We cannot let him eat ANYMORE of that fruit, Kakarrotto. "
" No we can not, Veggie. " Goku narrowed his eyes as well, then grabbed Vegeta and plopped him onto his back, " Now
hold on tight! " the larger saiyajin said sweetly.
" Huh? " Vegeta blinked, his face already turning red from the messes of kaka-germs in Goku's long ssj3 hair.
" YAAAHH! " Goku blasted off at Turles, who lept off the branch and flew at Goku as well. The two traded blows with
each other until Turles swung his leg up and kicked Goku in the side of his waist, " IIIE! " Goku grabbed his side and
slipped back into ssj2, panting.
" What was THAT? " Vegeta asked, worried.
" Silly Veggie, you know I can't stay in ssj3 very long. It takes a toll on me. " Goku smiled weakly, then glared at
Turles while holding his waist, " And that HURT! "
" If you beg me for your life I'll let you live. " Turles smirked.
" I promised Goten...I can't lose. " Goku clenched his fist in a stubborn pout.
" Well, Kakarrotto? "
" NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BEG! I LOVE MY HOME HERE! I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY IT! "
" Then DIE! " Turles let loose a huge blast of his energy, knocking Vegeta off Goku and them both into the ground,
" BWAHAHAHA! You hadn't counted on my new ki abilities as well, had you? I guess that's the best a NORMAL type-3 saiyajin
can do. But I'm different. I've eaten of the Tree of Might! I'm going to conquer the universe! "
" Urrr.. " Vegeta struggled to sit up in the hole he'd made when he hit the ground, " Dear God! He's my former
evilness in a Kakarrotto body! " the ouji gawked.
" TOUSSAN! "
" Huh? " Goku glanced up to see the Vejitto and Gogeta in the distance.
" TOUSSAN! USE A GENKI-DAMA! " Vejitto shouted.
" YEAH KAASAN! SHOOT HIM WITH THAT! " Gogeta added.
" But Ji-chan and Goggie, I can't do that. I don't have the power. " Goku pouted.
" Don't forget that I'm here, ototochan. " Raditsu, slightly bruised, waved to him.
" Me too, you wouldn't want to forget about ME, Goku-san. " Chi-Chi warned him.
" Yes, heaven forbid we forget about you. " Vegeta teased. Chi-Chi glared in his direction.
" I'm alive too!! " Piccolo said from high above the entire scene.
" That's good to know! " Goku chirped.
" Toussan! " a smaller voice called out.
" Goten! " Goku grinned, " Everyone... "
" You're still alive!? " Turles looked on in shock, then snarled, " Obstinate fools. "
Goku sat up and held his hands upward, " Earth! Ocean! Sky! Everything that is alive on the Earth, give me a little
of your energy. For your sakes, for the Earth's sake--give me your energy! PLEASE! "
" Kakarrotto!? " Turles watched curiously as a ball of white ki began to form in Goku's hands. He saw it grow bigger,
then glared and threw himself downward at Goku, " OUTTA MY WAY!! "
Goku glanced up to see a fairly large ball of ki; though not nearly a usual genki-dama-sized one; above him, " I've
done it! "
" What IS that? " Turles muttered to himself as he got closer. He sped up the pace of his flight.
The younger type-3 saiyajin managed to stand up, " You're going to pay, Turles! " he reached back, then threw the
genki-dama at him, " TAKE THIS! "
Turles's eyes widened in fear as he screeched to a halt and attempted to fly back in the direction he came only to be
enveloped by the bright light of the genki-dama. He let out an ear-piercing scream only attainable by most type-3 saiyajin as
the genki-dama made contact with his body, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! "
" Heh-heh, "sense the evil ki and though". " Chi-Chi grinned, quoting Kaio-sama.
Vegeta stumbled to his feet and watched the attack with slight disappointment.
" What's the matter Veggie? " Goku glanced over at him, confused, " Didn't you want us to beat him. "
" Of course I do. " Vegeta looked back at Goku, " But Kakarrotto look at it logically. Most of the Earth's energy has
already been taken by the Tree of Might. There wasn't enough energy left for that genki-dama to work! It probably did him
quite a bit of damage, but I doubt that with his food-related power-up that it was enough to finish him off. "
" Vegeta-san you deserve more credit then I give ya already. " the smoke cleared from where the genki-dama had
exploded to reveal Turles standing there looking beaten with most of his armor either sliced off or torn in random places by
the attack, " It seems you too have amassed quite an intellect living in space, as have I. But that DOESN'T mean you're
going to win. With this much strength, I have nothing to fear!! " he hovered up and bounced into the tree, climbing up
towards the top of it.
" Hmm.. " Vegeta watched the situation, critiquing it. He suddenly froze in place, his eyes locked on the tree. A
smirk appeared on the little ouji's face, " I've got it. "
" Huh? " Goku looked over at him.
Vegeta grabbed his fellow ssj2 by the arm and whispered something in his ear. Goku gasped with excitement.
" Veggie you're a genius! "
" Yes, yes I am. " Vegeta said proudly, " Now GO, Kakarrotto! For I, your ruler, believe in you! " he pointed off
in the tree's direction.
Goku picked Vegeta up off the ground and gave him a quick hug, " MMM! " he let go and flew off towards the tree of
might. The large saiyajin landed on one of the branches. He patted it and was reassured of the ouji's plan, " That's warm. "
he removed his hand to see a small layer of ki ontop of it, " What is it? "
Piccolo cocked an eyebrow at the scene, " Son? "
A large ball of ki began to form from within the tree.
" What did you tell him? " Chi-Chi asked Vegeta suspiciously.
" Heh-heh! " the ouji grinned, " The reason Kakarrotto's first genki-dama didn't work was because the Tree of Might
took most of Earth's energy. NOW Kakarrotto is making a genki-dama solely using the energy taken from the tree itself! "
Goku wandered towards the top of the tree where Turles was, the genki-dama in his hands quickly growing in size and
warmth, " It's VERY warm. " he commented to himself. Goku felt Turles's ki about to spike again and he looked up to see the
other type-3 saiyajin standing on a nearby branch with a piece of fruit in his hand, " TURLES! "
" Kakarrotto, aren't you dead yet? " Turles looked partially surprised.
" You're going to pay! " Goku raised his genki-dama; energy pouring into it.
" WHAT IS THAT?! " Turles yelped at the genki-dama, its ki crackling in Goku's hands.
" It's a genki-dama! " Goku smiled, " Now say goodbye! " he let loose the wild genki-dama, its energy exploding all
over the surrounding area and causing those outside the tree to cover their eyes from the bright light. Once it began to
dissipate they looked back to see the tree no longer there, and in its place millions of little gold sparks of ki flew up
into the air. As the little ki sparks hit earth the planet began to regain its former health.
" Wow...that was unexpected. " Raditsu stared in wonder as the entire forest was seemingly healed.
" Ohhhhhh... " Goku groaned. The blast, along with the tree disappearing, had sent him hurtling downward as soon as
he launched it. The large saiyajin lay on his back in original form with the top of his gi torn in several places. Goku
opened his eyes and sleepily watched the golden sparkles fall downward. He glanced to his right to see the piece of fruit
Turles had picked laying next to him. Goku poked the fruit only to have it burst into a thousand little balls of gold ki.
One speck of the ki landed on Goku's nose. The large saiyajin giggled at it and blew the speck off, " Haha. "
" GOKU-SAN! "
" KAKARROTTO! "
Goku sat up, " Chi-chan and Veggie we won! " he grinned, " Look! Everything's back to normal! "
" Umm, not everything. " Vejitto said.
" Not exactly. " Gogeta added.
The trio looked over to see Vejitto and Gogeta staring down at a dizzy, unconscious Turles.
" Geez, he's still ALIVE after that! " Raditsu gawked.
Vegeta helped Goku up, " So Kakarrotto, what exactly do you think we should do with him. "
" Hmm....I think we should take him back to Veggie's house and have Bulma bandage him up! " Goku nodded, " Along with
Goten's tail. "
" What if he tries to attack us again? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Hee—— I doubt that'll happen. " Goku smiled, then looked over at her and yelped, " EEE! CHI-CHAN! "
" What? "
" What are you doing eating one of those evil fruits! " the large saiyajin panicked.
" It's not THAT bad. " she sweatdropped, halfway done with it, " Besides, it decided to fall on my head, its not like
I picked it or anything. "
" They fell on our heads too but I didn't eat any. " Vegeta muttered.
" YOU don't need any extra power-up. " she snorted and finished off the fruit.
" ... " Vegeta stared at her, " I hope that gives you indigestion. " the ouji smirked.
" Waaaa.... " Turles mumbled, twitching on the ground.
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Bulma scribbled something down on a notepad while Turles lay on a hospital bed in one of the guest rooms; a sling
around his arm and bandages on his non-broken arm and legs, " Son-kun, thank goodness you hit your head when you were a
baby. "
" That's right! Otherwise you might have joined with Turles and gone around the universe destroying things! " Roshi
added.
" You act like mental injuries are a good thing. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " ...and what's Roshi doing here? "
" It's NOT a good thing, Vegeta. I'm just trying to be positive. " Bulma put her hand ontop of his head, " ...and
frankly I don't know how Roshi got here. " she added, whispering.
" Heh-heh-heh, " the kamesennin laughed.
" But hitting my head gave me a scar right here. " Goku bent down and tried to move his hair from one spot. Vegeta
floated up and examined the scar, then lightly touched it, " Oop! Veggie! What are you doing! "
" It is a very large one. " the ouji commented.
" Vegeta you really shouldn't touch that, what if it were to jog Son-kun's memories? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" Hm, you're right. I don't want to confuse Kakarrotto. " the ouji hopped down.
Oolong grinned at Hiyah, " Hiyah Dragon, you helped out a lot! You're really tenacious! "
" CAWWWW!! " Hiyah cawwed at the pig, causing him to jump back, " He's just like Piccolo, he only likes Gohan!! "
" I resent being compared to that. " Piccolo snorted, folding his arms.
" Well, he's too dangerous!! "
" Speaking of dangerous... " Bulma looked back over at Turles, " Is he done with trying to destroy the planet?
I mean, did he decide to become a good guy, or... "
" Kakarrotto's genki-dama knocked him unconscious as well as causing those injuries of his. In other words, we have
no idea. " Vegeta said.
" At least Goten's oh-kay. " Chi-Chi looked over at the chibi sitting in a chair. Goten's tail had a partial-cast
around it where it had been hit.
" I can't believe you get a tail, you're so lucky. " Trunks poked the non-casted part of Goten's tail, in awe yet
slightly jealous, " Toussan, can I have a tail? "
" You don't just give them out. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'm not sure HOW Goten got his. It just sprouted in the
middle of battle. "
" I think he did something to him to grow that tail. " Chi-Chi motioned to Turles.
" Can he give ME a tail? " Trunks spoke up again.
" Maybe we should let Turles rest first. " Bulma laughed nervously.
" Yeah, besides Trunks's tail'll probably be purple, like his hair. " Goten laughed.
" No it won't. " Trunks said, then paused and looked over at Vegeta, worried, " Will it? "
" I don't know! " the ouji exclaimed.
" Ohhh... " Turles groaned.
Goku loomed over him, " Hey, Turles, you oh-kay? "
" Uhh. " the other type-3 saiyajin opened his eyes to see Goku wagging his tail, " I lost, didn't I. " he said
blandly.
" Yup! " Goku chirped, " AND you broke your arm. "
" OHH! " Turles flopped his head back onto the pillow, " I've been defeated, lost my only minions, and sustain
physical injuries the likes that will take weeks to recover from.....unless of course you would bring me back to my ship and
out of the kindness of your heart place me in my regeneration tank? " he perked up.
" No way! You almost destroyed the planet! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Says the person who also ate of the fruit of the tree of might. " Vegeta commented. Chi-Chi sent him a death-glare.
The ouji paused, " Wait, you have a regeneration tank? "
" Yes. Would you mind bringing me there to heal, Vegeta-san? "
" No need to be so formal with him, there's only 6 of us. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" What's wrong with him being formal! " Vegeta exclaimed, twitching.
" You can call him Veggie-san. That's what Goten calls Veggie. " Goku nodded.
" Do I really need another person who looks like Kakarrotto calling me "Veggie". " the ouji muttered.
" Um, I'll think about it. " Turles said.
" SO! Does this mean you're gonna be a good lil saiyajin and stay here with us and we'll play games and eat fish and
enjoy each other's company? " Goku asked cheerfully.
" I'm not going THAT far! I'm still evil you know. " Turles snapped, " Asking me to play mushy type-3 saiyajin games
with you. HA! As I told you before, I'm an EVIL type-3 saiyajin. I oppose to acting mushily. I'm dark, I'm aggressive,
I'm-- "
" --suffering from a broken arm and several bodily sprains. " Vegeta poked one of Turles's legs.
" AAH! " Turles wailed in pain, " DON'T DO THAT! "
" My hand must've slipped. "
" ... " Turles sweatdropped, " You're as sneaky as rumored, Vegeta-san. "
" Indeed. " Vegeta smirked, " How about we do this. You stay here until you get well, and once you are well you'll
be free to leave and return to outer space. "
" I suppose... "
" And until then, WE'LL take care of you! " Goku said, doodling a smiley-face on Turles's cast.
" Adorable. " Turles said flatly at the doodle.
" I thought so too! " Goku chirped.
Turles grabbed Goku by the collar and twitched, annoyed, " Wash it off. PLEASE. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku rubbed the doodle with his finger, causing it to magically disappear.
The 'evil' type-3 saiyajin glanced at Vegeta, " How do you DEAL with him? "
" One kaka-germ at a time. " Vegeta sighed, a blushline over his nose.
One of Turles's germs slipped off his head and landed on his nose. The germ giggled at him. Turles laughed nervously,
" Yeah...right. "
4:03 PM 7/27/2004
THE END!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Only two chapters?!
Chuquita: Yah, I was expecting at least 3.
Goku: Maybe its cuz we did this one only from the script and not watching the movie like the last two movie-parodies.
Chuquita: That could be it; but I did watch my dvd of movie 3 in sub form the day before I started this fic. I also feel
Turles is only half flushed-out so far, character-wise.
Vegeta: You just introduced him!
Chuquita: Hai. (to audience) He will be in the next fic though; recuperating from his injuries; so that'll give me more time
to work with his character. In the movie he came off with a sort of Veggie-ish yet Raditsu-ish feel to him.
Vegeta: I can't believe Onna got to eat one of those fruits though...
Chuquita: She'll need it in the next story; which happens to be the 27th Budoukai.
Goku: (happily) That is the Budoukai of which there is absolutely no information in the manga a-bout!
Chuquita: (grins) And that's why we're free to make up the happenings of that particular Budoukai as we go!
Vegeta: Strange they would just skip over it.
Chuquita: Indeed it is. And now for the Reviewer-Replies!
To PiccoloDiamao1020: Thanks so much! Glad you liked that part.
To Hakura0: Isn't Veggie's imagination grand? :) I'm not sure if Goku found that out or not. Yeah, aol gives me problems
sometimes too; though I should be eventually getting cable or dsl, I think.
To Afrodite: Aw, thanks! I was surprised the movie itself had a musical montage, but it was fun to parody. I think the lyrics
for Head-Cha-La are a little confusing.
To divastarz/hieilover: Glad you like it! I don't watch Yugioh, but I do watch Yu Yu Hakusho. Hiei, Yusuke, and
Kuwabara are my current three favorites on the show. Brolli's coming soon, don't worry :)
To Beronika: Thanks so much! :) Spanish isn't that hard, it just has a lot of different versions of word-tenses 'n stuff.
I made it seem to Goku, Veggie and the others that the tree was the bad guy at first because they didn't know who had planted
it or who was behind it. Sure.
Vegeta: (looks at question) Well, my fondness for pepsi started something like this...
Flashback———
Vegeta: (sitting at the kitchen table with his Cell-saga armor on) ...I miss Kakarrotto.
Bulma: Aww, Vegeta. Cell killed him almost 5 months ago now. You need to move on.
Vegeta: (slumps in seat, depressed) ...
Bulma: (tries to cheer him up) Hey, I know what you'd like. (takes something out of the fridge) How about some soda?
Vegeta: (flatly) And just how is a caffienated beverage supposed to heal the ache?
Bulma: Well, it doesn't. BUT it's loaded with sugar and it tastes really delicious. (opens the can and holds it out towards
him)
Vegeta: (takes a sip of it) (eyes widen) :)
Bulma: (curious) Well?
Vegeta: (points to fridge) I hereby claim all sugar-laden drinks of his label within the fridge, MINE. (goes to the fridge
to get more)
Bulma: (sweatdrops) Well, at least I still have my coffee.
———End Flashback
Goku: (blinks) So BULMA got Veggie into pepsi?
Vegeta: Bulma got "Veggie" into many earth-products, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (enlightened) Ahh...
To Cathowl: Glad you liked Veggie's description. Ah, so your Turles is Bardock's brother. Would've been cool if he was in
the Bardock Special. I know in flashbacks during the Freeza saga they showed where Raditsu and Nappa were during the end of
that special, but not Turles. Heehee, the plural of Turles. I guess you could capsulize a camp-fire. Chi-Chi packed more
sensibly this time because she knows she can't make Goten into a scholar with his personality. Yes, Turles has a slight
problem with his evil laugh. Near the end of dbz they show that Goku and Chi-Chi get a much bigger, non-barrel tub that looks
more like a metal pool; the scene where Goten and Trunks fuse and Goku goes ssj while Veggie hides behind a tree. That's the
tub Veggie was snorkeling in. Veggie shouldn't have left his clothes out, Hiyah has a thing for eating stuff that's not
edible. Happy you liked Veggie's mental-image. Yup! Its a multi-part fic. I'm not sure how many chapters the Budoukai one
will be though.
To ShiningMoon: Sorry 'bout that. Glad you liked the chapter though.
To BlackDragonFury: Yeah, supposedly Veggie feels better knowing that he's explained the basic Oujo duties to Son-kun,
that's why he was more relaxed this time; less mental pressure. A dub that calls them the "crystal balls"? I've never heard
of that. I feel so sorry for you though! :( Which company was it? The one I have has Pioneer on the label. Little 2-inch
figurines! How cute! :) Happy you like the comic, I'm currently on page 9. There's 13 pages in all.
To SacredGoggles: Yup! Goten got a tail. I liked your name for his tail, Chibiko, so I used it! Thanks so much! What happened
in the last story? It was where Son-kun used the dragonballs to wish to be Veggie's Oujo for a day; he got his wish and the
wish-influenced Veggie pampered him for a while before becoming confused as to how and why he had crowned Son-kun in the
first place. Eventually Chi-Chi took Son-kun home and made him stay there until his time was up, BUT, there was a full moon
out that night and Veggie had to have the others ki-barrier him into his room so he wouldn't run off and do the unthinkable.
However he escaped, got to Son-kun's house, wrestled on several levels before getting knocked unconscious by Chi-Chi's frying
pan before things with Goku went any further. Once the wish was over Veggie realized what happened and decided to give Goku
the real explanation about what the saiyajin no oujo does. And he did, in basic terms. Goku was shocked to find out what it
was, fainted, and later he apologized for indirectly worrying/scaring Veggie. They come to terms and Goku decides he still
wants to be Veggie's Oujo, just without the non-platonic jobs. Hope I helped!
To Jenna & Vash: LOL! Hiei's picky about his food. Yup, its ramen. Heh, Bardock's asleep. Poor Vash got sad at the end.
I liked the popcorn and soda hint.
To Goddess Shimi: Poor Goten! Aww, Goku Jr and Veggie Jr. I may do one of those fics in the future, I'll have to see. Aww!
Chibi Veggie picture! LOL! I liked the lil doujinshi-story; Goku trying to help/teach Veggie about the bathroom. Poor Goku at
the end though, he got his cheek scratched. At least Veggie went. :) The ebay page wouldn't load for me, but I did got to the
site and looked at the dbz doujinshi they had there. Heh-heh, Turles.
To SupersayiankingTommy: Well I hope you liked the fight. It took up most of the chapter actually :) I had to have Turles eat
lots of the fruit in order to be able to fight a ssj Goku and ssj Veggie.
To QueenPhoenix: Aw, thanks so much! Yeah, Chi-Chi can be mean sometimes.
To Kurochan: I haven't heard Head-Cha-La sung in english before, only in japanese. I just have the translated lyrics. Yup!
Veggie's imagination is fun. Happy you liked it!
Chuquita: And so the story ends.
Vegeta: That seemed fast.
Chuquita: It was only two chapters; we haven't done a two-part fic since.....last May?
Vegeta: Apparently.
Chuquita: Wow....anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the fic and we'll see you sometime next week with the first chapter of the
yet-to-be-named 27th Budoukai fic!
Goku: Byebye!