Whee! I'm back! Sorry it took a bit to update, been kinda busy and my comp
still aint fixed! I just finished reading the 4th Utena manga, and I got
another dvd, it was actually the one before the last one I bought, its
called 'The Beginning of the End' So anyway, on with the story!
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Ok, where we left off our crack group has entered their first city, and are supposed to be looking for 3 magical jewels so they can get back to their world and get their personalities back. Key word, SUPPOSED...
The group is walking through the town, along the way some people stare at them. Saionji spots something and he stops.
Anthy: What is it Saionji?
Saionji: =D CANDYYYYYY!!!!!!! (runs inside the candy store and everybody falls over anime style)
Anthy: SAIONJI!
Anthy and the others go into the candy shop and sweatdrop as they see Saionji happily swimming in the candy and eating it, while the store owner is yelling at him. Anthy goes over and pulls him out.
Anthy: Saionji this is no time to eat candy!
Chuchu: Really! We have a mission to think about!
Store Owner Dude: HEY! HE ATE HALF MY MERCHANDISE! Your going to pay for it dammit!
Just then Kotomia walks in the store. She sighs and shakes her head.
Kotomia: (Thinking) God dammit! Why do I have to guide these retards!? (Out loud) Don't worry sir, it will be taken care of!
S.O.D: It better Miss Kotomia!
Kotomia: Don't worry. (to Anthy and the others) Now come on before you all cause anymore trouble! (she takes them out of the store)
Anthy: Sorry Kotomia.
Kotomia: (sigh) its ok just watch yourselves. Anyway, rest up tonight you all have rooms set up in that hotel over there (points at hotel) Don't make anymore trouble here tonight. Ok!? They all nod.
Kotomia: If you want the first crystal, you have to see the ruler of this town tomorrow morning. He lives in the big mansion down the road.
Chuchu: Who is he?
Kotomia: (Watch beeps) whoops sorry, times up, can't tell you anymore! Seeya around!
Miki: Wait!
Kotomia: (rolls eyes) What is it?
Miki: (winks at her) Why don't you stay in my hotel room with me tonight and we can get to know eachother a little better if you know what I mean..
Anthy: (whacks him) Miki!
Miki: God dammit stop doin' that ho!
Kotomia: hehe, I think I'll pass.
She disappears in the fairy dust again.
Kotomia's Voice: (Cough cough cough) JESUS CHRIST! THAT IS THE LAST TIME I BUY FAIRY DUST FROM WAL-MART! The cheap-ass bastards..!
Everyone sweatdrops and then heads to the hotel. Which is named the 'Waffle Hotel' When they go inside a worker lady shows them all to their rooms.
Chuchu: Um..Miss? One question, why is this called the Waffle Hotel?
Worker Lady: ..because..that's what the Master named it..
Chuchu: Who's this Master?
Kotomia's Voice: Dammit! The Master is the Master! Now quit asking dumb-ass questions I'm tryin' to go to sleep!
Chuchu and everyone else sweatdrops and go into their rooms. Touga and Saionji share a room, Miki and Chuchu share a room, Juri and Nanami share a room, and Utena and Anthy share a room. Within the first ten minutes theyre all out in the hallway complaining. This is what happened to each pair:
::Juri and Nanami:: Nanami quietly sits on the bed and prepares to go to sleep but Juri is having some problems.
Juri: (sees a spider. She shrieks loudly and jumps on the bed) AIEEEEEE!! NANAMI!! KILL IT!
Nanami: (looks at the spider) Oh no Juri, I don't think we should kill the poor little thing..its just a spider..
Juri: JUST a spider!? I, LIKE TOTALLY HATE spiders!
Juri kills it with nanami's shoe and Nanami sweatdrops. Juri then notices lots of dead bugs on the window sill. She screams bloody murder and runs out of the room, Nanami follows her.
::Miki and Chuchu::
Chuchu is lying on his bed resting, and Miki is sitting on his bed with a stressed look on his face.
Miki: damn! Why'd I have to get stuck with the monkey!? I wish I coulda been with one of the ladies..(sigh) I guess I'll work on my Miki da pimp rap!
Miki begina rapping..badly, Chuchu opens his eyes and looks annoyed.
Chuchu:..Miki..please stop..
Miki continues.
Chuchu: Miki stop.
Miki still continues.
Chuchu: (one pissed lil talking monkey thing) GOD DAMMIT MIKI I SAID STOP! YOU COULDN'T RAP TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Miki looks angry and he glares at Chuchu.
Miki: I'd like to see you do better monkey!
Chuchu: I bet I could do at least ten times better than you!
Miki: oh yeah?! We'll see! RAP BATTLE!
Chuchu: WHAT!?
Miki begins rapping horribly again. Chuchu holds his ears and runs out of the room. Miki then hears Juri scream and runs out to see whats wrong.
::Touga and Saionji::
Saionji is jumping around the room hyperly while sucking on a lollipop he stole from the candy store and Touga is trying to sleep.
Saionji: WHEE!!!!!
Touga: (sigh) Saionji please. I need my beauty sleep!
Saionji: aww Touga! Its to early to sleeeeep! (huggles him)
Touga: eww get off me your filthy! (he gets up.) Well if your going to continue I might as well take a nice shower..
Touga goes into the bathroom and looks at the shampoo, soaps, and towels. He makes a sound like he's disgusted and walks out of the bathroom.
Touga: Just how do these people expect me to make myself beautiful with those horrible kind of products anyway!? And those towels are filthy! I'm going straight to the manager about this!
Saionji: WHEE! MANAGER!
Touga leaves and Saionji bounces along behind him. But Touga stops as soon as he enters the hall and sees the other people out there. Saionji does flips around them all while still eating his beloved lollipop.
::Utena and Anthy::
Utena and Anthy are both in their beds and getting ready to go to sleep. Utena hears some sort of noise and hides under her covers.
Utena: A-Anthy! D-did you hear that?
Anthy: Hear what?
Utena hears another noise and an owl makes an owly noise. She screams.
Utena: EEK! There it is again!
She jumps into Anthy's bed next to her.
Utena: (sniffle) Anthy can I please sleep with you tonight?! I'm scared!!! (clings to her)
Anthy rolls her eyes.
Anthy: Utena..it was probably just an owl or something. Everythings fine.
Utena: nuh uh! I think this place may be haunted! ....(she shivers a bit) I hate ghosts! (she clings to Anthy tighter)
Anthy sighs and gets ready to say something but she hears people outside their room.
Anthy: Do you hear that? I wonder whats going on out there..I'm gonna go check it out.
Utena's eyes grow wide.
Utena: NOO!! Anthy take me with you! You have to!!! The mean ghosts will eat me!!!!
Anthy: (sigh) ok ok, just come on!
She gets up and leaves and Utena clings to her arm and follows. They go outside and see everybody else. Juri is saying how she refuses to sleep in the room, Miki is comforting her and hitting on her, Touga is complaining about the towels and shower stuff, Chuchu is holding his ears, Saionji is jumping around everybody, and Nanami is trying to calm everyone down. Utena then begins whining about ghosts and Miki comforts and hits on her as well. Anthy sweatdrops and gets an annoyed look. Just then they hear a whistle and they all look in its direction.
Utena: Wh-what was that!? GHOSTS!!!! (she hides behind Anthy)
Then a giant waffle person appears and begins yelling at them all, and threatening to kick them out. The group stares at it and decide not to argue with a giant waffle, so they all obdeiantly go to their rooms and go to sleep.
::Next Morning::
The Next morning our group eats a nice breakfast of..WAFFLES! And then they leave and head towards the mansion Kotomia told them about. Anthy knocks on the door and waits for an answer when they get there. The doors open exposing a hallway.
Chuchu: I guess we go in now..
Utena: NOOO!!! (clings to Anthy's arm) it looks scary! It could be a trap!!
Miki: Aww don't worry Utena, Miki da pimp is always here to protect you!
Anthy: shut up Miki! Well Utena it's a chance we're gonna have to take.
Utena: (sniffle. Clings to Anthy tighter)
The group cautiously goes in. They walk down the hall for a while, then they hear a voice.
Voice: Good of you all to come..
The person behind the voice then appears in front of everyone. Its..the little Monopoly Man! The group gasps at the sight of him.
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Yes, cliffie. I think. Why is the Monopoly man there? Well..i don't know, but he is and find out what kind of sinister Monopoly manish plans he has next chappie! I'll update when I can, thank you to the two peoples who reviewed me.
Ok, where we left off our crack group has entered their first city, and are supposed to be looking for 3 magical jewels so they can get back to their world and get their personalities back. Key word, SUPPOSED...
The group is walking through the town, along the way some people stare at them. Saionji spots something and he stops.
Anthy: What is it Saionji?
Saionji: =D CANDYYYYYY!!!!!!! (runs inside the candy store and everybody falls over anime style)
Anthy: SAIONJI!
Anthy and the others go into the candy shop and sweatdrop as they see Saionji happily swimming in the candy and eating it, while the store owner is yelling at him. Anthy goes over and pulls him out.
Anthy: Saionji this is no time to eat candy!
Chuchu: Really! We have a mission to think about!
Store Owner Dude: HEY! HE ATE HALF MY MERCHANDISE! Your going to pay for it dammit!
Just then Kotomia walks in the store. She sighs and shakes her head.
Kotomia: (Thinking) God dammit! Why do I have to guide these retards!? (Out loud) Don't worry sir, it will be taken care of!
S.O.D: It better Miss Kotomia!
Kotomia: Don't worry. (to Anthy and the others) Now come on before you all cause anymore trouble! (she takes them out of the store)
Anthy: Sorry Kotomia.
Kotomia: (sigh) its ok just watch yourselves. Anyway, rest up tonight you all have rooms set up in that hotel over there (points at hotel) Don't make anymore trouble here tonight. Ok!? They all nod.
Kotomia: If you want the first crystal, you have to see the ruler of this town tomorrow morning. He lives in the big mansion down the road.
Chuchu: Who is he?
Kotomia: (Watch beeps) whoops sorry, times up, can't tell you anymore! Seeya around!
Miki: Wait!
Kotomia: (rolls eyes) What is it?
Miki: (winks at her) Why don't you stay in my hotel room with me tonight and we can get to know eachother a little better if you know what I mean..
Anthy: (whacks him) Miki!
Miki: God dammit stop doin' that ho!
Kotomia: hehe, I think I'll pass.
She disappears in the fairy dust again.
Kotomia's Voice: (Cough cough cough) JESUS CHRIST! THAT IS THE LAST TIME I BUY FAIRY DUST FROM WAL-MART! The cheap-ass bastards..!
Everyone sweatdrops and then heads to the hotel. Which is named the 'Waffle Hotel' When they go inside a worker lady shows them all to their rooms.
Chuchu: Um..Miss? One question, why is this called the Waffle Hotel?
Worker Lady: ..because..that's what the Master named it..
Chuchu: Who's this Master?
Kotomia's Voice: Dammit! The Master is the Master! Now quit asking dumb-ass questions I'm tryin' to go to sleep!
Chuchu and everyone else sweatdrops and go into their rooms. Touga and Saionji share a room, Miki and Chuchu share a room, Juri and Nanami share a room, and Utena and Anthy share a room. Within the first ten minutes theyre all out in the hallway complaining. This is what happened to each pair:
::Juri and Nanami:: Nanami quietly sits on the bed and prepares to go to sleep but Juri is having some problems.
Juri: (sees a spider. She shrieks loudly and jumps on the bed) AIEEEEEE!! NANAMI!! KILL IT!
Nanami: (looks at the spider) Oh no Juri, I don't think we should kill the poor little thing..its just a spider..
Juri: JUST a spider!? I, LIKE TOTALLY HATE spiders!
Juri kills it with nanami's shoe and Nanami sweatdrops. Juri then notices lots of dead bugs on the window sill. She screams bloody murder and runs out of the room, Nanami follows her.
::Miki and Chuchu::
Chuchu is lying on his bed resting, and Miki is sitting on his bed with a stressed look on his face.
Miki: damn! Why'd I have to get stuck with the monkey!? I wish I coulda been with one of the ladies..(sigh) I guess I'll work on my Miki da pimp rap!
Miki begina rapping..badly, Chuchu opens his eyes and looks annoyed.
Chuchu:..Miki..please stop..
Miki continues.
Chuchu: Miki stop.
Miki still continues.
Chuchu: (one pissed lil talking monkey thing) GOD DAMMIT MIKI I SAID STOP! YOU COULDN'T RAP TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!
Miki looks angry and he glares at Chuchu.
Miki: I'd like to see you do better monkey!
Chuchu: I bet I could do at least ten times better than you!
Miki: oh yeah?! We'll see! RAP BATTLE!
Chuchu: WHAT!?
Miki begins rapping horribly again. Chuchu holds his ears and runs out of the room. Miki then hears Juri scream and runs out to see whats wrong.
::Touga and Saionji::
Saionji is jumping around the room hyperly while sucking on a lollipop he stole from the candy store and Touga is trying to sleep.
Saionji: WHEE!!!!!
Touga: (sigh) Saionji please. I need my beauty sleep!
Saionji: aww Touga! Its to early to sleeeeep! (huggles him)
Touga: eww get off me your filthy! (he gets up.) Well if your going to continue I might as well take a nice shower..
Touga goes into the bathroom and looks at the shampoo, soaps, and towels. He makes a sound like he's disgusted and walks out of the bathroom.
Touga: Just how do these people expect me to make myself beautiful with those horrible kind of products anyway!? And those towels are filthy! I'm going straight to the manager about this!
Saionji: WHEE! MANAGER!
Touga leaves and Saionji bounces along behind him. But Touga stops as soon as he enters the hall and sees the other people out there. Saionji does flips around them all while still eating his beloved lollipop.
::Utena and Anthy::
Utena and Anthy are both in their beds and getting ready to go to sleep. Utena hears some sort of noise and hides under her covers.
Utena: A-Anthy! D-did you hear that?
Anthy: Hear what?
Utena hears another noise and an owl makes an owly noise. She screams.
Utena: EEK! There it is again!
She jumps into Anthy's bed next to her.
Utena: (sniffle) Anthy can I please sleep with you tonight?! I'm scared!!! (clings to her)
Anthy rolls her eyes.
Anthy: Utena..it was probably just an owl or something. Everythings fine.
Utena: nuh uh! I think this place may be haunted! ....(she shivers a bit) I hate ghosts! (she clings to Anthy tighter)
Anthy sighs and gets ready to say something but she hears people outside their room.
Anthy: Do you hear that? I wonder whats going on out there..I'm gonna go check it out.
Utena's eyes grow wide.
Utena: NOO!! Anthy take me with you! You have to!!! The mean ghosts will eat me!!!!
Anthy: (sigh) ok ok, just come on!
She gets up and leaves and Utena clings to her arm and follows. They go outside and see everybody else. Juri is saying how she refuses to sleep in the room, Miki is comforting her and hitting on her, Touga is complaining about the towels and shower stuff, Chuchu is holding his ears, Saionji is jumping around everybody, and Nanami is trying to calm everyone down. Utena then begins whining about ghosts and Miki comforts and hits on her as well. Anthy sweatdrops and gets an annoyed look. Just then they hear a whistle and they all look in its direction.
Utena: Wh-what was that!? GHOSTS!!!! (she hides behind Anthy)
Then a giant waffle person appears and begins yelling at them all, and threatening to kick them out. The group stares at it and decide not to argue with a giant waffle, so they all obdeiantly go to their rooms and go to sleep.
::Next Morning::
The Next morning our group eats a nice breakfast of..WAFFLES! And then they leave and head towards the mansion Kotomia told them about. Anthy knocks on the door and waits for an answer when they get there. The doors open exposing a hallway.
Chuchu: I guess we go in now..
Utena: NOOO!!! (clings to Anthy's arm) it looks scary! It could be a trap!!
Miki: Aww don't worry Utena, Miki da pimp is always here to protect you!
Anthy: shut up Miki! Well Utena it's a chance we're gonna have to take.
Utena: (sniffle. Clings to Anthy tighter)
The group cautiously goes in. They walk down the hall for a while, then they hear a voice.
Voice: Good of you all to come..
The person behind the voice then appears in front of everyone. Its..the little Monopoly Man! The group gasps at the sight of him.
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Yes, cliffie. I think. Why is the Monopoly man there? Well..i don't know, but he is and find out what kind of sinister Monopoly manish plans he has next chappie! I'll update when I can, thank you to the two peoples who reviewed me.