Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You
Author's Note: Ok, this one isn't as good as my other one, but it's hard to write song parodies (for me anyway) This one is about how Sonic feels about Dr. Eggman. It's a parody on Rod Stewart's "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You," except, I made it "Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You," If you want me to do another one after this, give me song ideas!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I never have, and never will.
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Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a bulldog would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
For your morning bomb in all its torture
Brings a day for pain and misery too
You fill my life with troubles
And make me want to kill
Want to kill you with a pointy knife
That's what you do
There's a hate that won't die
And it's yours and it's mine
Like a spear
And at the end of the day
I always sit down and pray
That somehow
You might blow up
Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a pit bull would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
There's a hate that won't die
And it's yours and it's mine
Like a gun
And at the end of the day
I always sit down and pray
That somehow
You might blow up
Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a gorilla would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
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Okay, the last one was funnier, but I did try. If you want me to do another one, send me a song to do. No flames! Bu bye now.
Author's Note: Ok, this one isn't as good as my other one, but it's hard to write song parodies (for me anyway) This one is about how Sonic feels about Dr. Eggman. It's a parody on Rod Stewart's "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You," except, I made it "Have I Told You Lately That I Hate You," If you want me to do another one after this, give me song ideas!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. I never have, and never will.
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Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a bulldog would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
For your morning bomb in all its torture
Brings a day for pain and misery too
You fill my life with troubles
And make me want to kill
Want to kill you with a pointy knife
That's what you do
There's a hate that won't die
And it's yours and it's mine
Like a spear
And at the end of the day
I always sit down and pray
That somehow
You might blow up
Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a pit bull would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
There's a hate that won't die
And it's yours and it's mine
Like a gun
And at the end of the day
I always sit down and pray
That somehow
You might blow up
Have I told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you I wish a gorilla would've ate you
You fill my heart with sadness
Take away all my gladness
Add to my problems that's what you do
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Okay, the last one was funnier, but I did try. If you want me to do another one, send me a song to do. No flames! Bu bye now.