Chapter 4 This Hog
Author's Note: This next song is a parody of most favorite song "This Love." This version is called "This Hog." And it's about Sonic stealing something VERY important from Eggman.
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything
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I was so mean I did not recognize
The hunger burning in his eyes
Meals that controlled his mind
Whispered goodbye as he took all my sweets
Never to return again
To my hungry mouth
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
I tried my best to feed my appetite
But he kept coming every night
To keep his hunger satisfied
Kept playing like it was all a game
Pretending to have no hunger pains
Come right back and eat again
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
I'll eat this broken bread
Though it looks kind of dead
I'm sure that it's all right
My pressure on my fork
Sink in to my pork
I'll eat every inch of it
Then he'll come and throw a fit
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
He stole my lunch too many times before
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore...
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Well, that was certainly fun to write. The next parody will be up soon. If you like these parodies, check out some stuff by Dark Evrae. You'll enjoy those too. Please review, because reviewers get kittens! Bu bye now!
Author's Note: This next song is a parody of most favorite song "This Love." This version is called "This Hog." And it's about Sonic stealing something VERY important from Eggman.
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything
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I was so mean I did not recognize
The hunger burning in his eyes
Meals that controlled his mind
Whispered goodbye as he took all my sweets
Never to return again
To my hungry mouth
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
I tried my best to feed my appetite
But he kept coming every night
To keep his hunger satisfied
Kept playing like it was all a game
Pretending to have no hunger pains
Come right back and eat again
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
I'll eat this broken bread
Though it looks kind of dead
I'm sure that it's all right
My pressure on my fork
Sink in to my pork
I'll eat every inch of it
Then he'll come and throw a fit
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
He stole my lunch too many times before
This hog has taken my food from me
He stole my lunch too many times before
My bread is breaking in front of me
And I have no choice
'Cause I eat low fat anymore...
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Well, that was certainly fun to write. The next parody will be up soon. If you like these parodies, check out some stuff by Dark Evrae. You'll enjoy those too. Please review, because reviewers get kittens! Bu bye now!