To any who are offended, do not be, it's just one of those "Learn to laugh at yourself" kinda things. No offence to anyone whatsoever. Thanks for all the reviews. But enough of my rambling, you didn't click chapter two to read my pointless conversation with basically no-one, so I present, (in Times New Roman font, size 12) CHAPTER 2!!!!!!
Chapter two: Isn't it Tea for Two?
The Titans' eyes popped out of their heads. Raven? Not remembering??? Too much!
"How can you not remember friend? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FRIEND RAVEN?!" Starfire yelled, shaking Raven vigorously.
"N-n-n-n-nothing... I-I-I-I-I am... R-R-Raven." Raven finally managed to say while being shaken like a redheaded rag doll.
"Oh yeah? Prove it. What did I do recently that you threw me out of a window for?" Beast Boy asked. Raven narrowed her eyes
"You put tofu all in one of my capes. You better have the tofu smell out or you'll regret even thinking about tofu ever again." Beast Boy turned back to the others meekly.
"Yup, that's Raven alright."
"Of course it's me. Who else would I be? Cause I never repeat myself, and me is who I am. Because no one else could be me, so me is who I be." Raven said, all in one breath.
"The queen apparently left us tickets to get on a plane for England and, it leaves in 1 hour!"
Approximately 55 minutes later...
The Titans were on the plane to leave for England. And they were bored. Robin was sitting beside Starfire, Cyborg and Beast Boy were in the same row and Raven, well, she had a row all to herself. That's because Beast Boy had thrown up twice next to her, and she had hit him so hard, he had a huge welt on the back oh his head.
Raven felt her eyelids becoming heavy. She felt her mind wandering off to a dark, place. A place where marines had absolutely no pants on whatsoever. She felt the grip of sleep closing in around her. It consumed her mind, and whisked her off to a place she did not want to revisit.
Inside Raven's dream. (If you can't figure out that her dreams will be her P.O.V.s, then you need to READ THIS!)
Now I was on an aircraft carrier. I was still in a two-piece, although this one was in green "camouflage". The marines still had no pants on, but this time they had "camouflage" underwear on. They were eating peanuts too. I wish I had some peanuts; I never really had anything to eat.
Again, one of the marines spotted me. This time, however, his eyes popped out of his head. He motioned to one of his buddies, who, in turn, motioned to their friends, until they were all looking at me. In just a two-piece, I felt naked. They were approaching me as though they wanted to feel me... which would never happen. I summoned a tidal wave, to engulf the marines, but I soon found out that water had no buoyancy in dreams.
I hoped that Genie would come back. They were starting to surround me, and I couldn't keep myself shielded forever. Just then, my ticket out popped up.
"I am the Genie of Camouflage, Two-Piece, No Pants dreams. How may I serve you?" He asked.
"Get me outta here!" I said, panicked, because the marines were breaking my shield.
"As you wish." Once again, I found myself in Limbo. Second time I felt a rush of gratitude towards weird dream entities.
End Dream
Raven awoke to complete chaos, discord, mayhem, and pandemonium on the plane. So she asked Robin "What's going on?"
"Apparently, Beast Boy felt bad for all the animals being held in cages, and decided to release them." Robin replied.
"This should be good." Raven said to herself. "Front row seats, first- class. This will be interesting."
End of the chapter And, once again, I have written another chapter. Sorry for the delay, but I don't just sit and write all day. That's Mondays.
Chapter two: Isn't it Tea for Two?
The Titans' eyes popped out of their heads. Raven? Not remembering??? Too much!
"How can you not remember friend? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FRIEND RAVEN?!" Starfire yelled, shaking Raven vigorously.
"N-n-n-n-nothing... I-I-I-I-I am... R-R-Raven." Raven finally managed to say while being shaken like a redheaded rag doll.
"Oh yeah? Prove it. What did I do recently that you threw me out of a window for?" Beast Boy asked. Raven narrowed her eyes
"You put tofu all in one of my capes. You better have the tofu smell out or you'll regret even thinking about tofu ever again." Beast Boy turned back to the others meekly.
"Yup, that's Raven alright."
"Of course it's me. Who else would I be? Cause I never repeat myself, and me is who I am. Because no one else could be me, so me is who I be." Raven said, all in one breath.
"The queen apparently left us tickets to get on a plane for England and, it leaves in 1 hour!"
Approximately 55 minutes later...
The Titans were on the plane to leave for England. And they were bored. Robin was sitting beside Starfire, Cyborg and Beast Boy were in the same row and Raven, well, she had a row all to herself. That's because Beast Boy had thrown up twice next to her, and she had hit him so hard, he had a huge welt on the back oh his head.
Raven felt her eyelids becoming heavy. She felt her mind wandering off to a dark, place. A place where marines had absolutely no pants on whatsoever. She felt the grip of sleep closing in around her. It consumed her mind, and whisked her off to a place she did not want to revisit.
Inside Raven's dream. (If you can't figure out that her dreams will be her P.O.V.s, then you need to READ THIS!)
Now I was on an aircraft carrier. I was still in a two-piece, although this one was in green "camouflage". The marines still had no pants on, but this time they had "camouflage" underwear on. They were eating peanuts too. I wish I had some peanuts; I never really had anything to eat.
Again, one of the marines spotted me. This time, however, his eyes popped out of his head. He motioned to one of his buddies, who, in turn, motioned to their friends, until they were all looking at me. In just a two-piece, I felt naked. They were approaching me as though they wanted to feel me... which would never happen. I summoned a tidal wave, to engulf the marines, but I soon found out that water had no buoyancy in dreams.
I hoped that Genie would come back. They were starting to surround me, and I couldn't keep myself shielded forever. Just then, my ticket out popped up.
"I am the Genie of Camouflage, Two-Piece, No Pants dreams. How may I serve you?" He asked.
"Get me outta here!" I said, panicked, because the marines were breaking my shield.
"As you wish." Once again, I found myself in Limbo. Second time I felt a rush of gratitude towards weird dream entities.
End Dream
Raven awoke to complete chaos, discord, mayhem, and pandemonium on the plane. So she asked Robin "What's going on?"
"Apparently, Beast Boy felt bad for all the animals being held in cages, and decided to release them." Robin replied.
"This should be good." Raven said to herself. "Front row seats, first- class. This will be interesting."
End of the chapter And, once again, I have written another chapter. Sorry for the delay, but I don't just sit and write all day. That's Mondays.