Author's Note:
Aloha! XD Heh, anyway, here's
another chapter! I hope to get this completed soon. Oo
How long was my other story? I forget…wait…I remember now! It was 10 chapters!
Wait…this one is chapter six now….-0' Okay….enough of my ramblings… Here's
another chappy! And remember, Titan fans, next
Saturday at 8 PM they will be
showing new episodes! (Sees CN studio owners and hugs them.) THANK YOU SO MUCH!
NOW FOR THE FIC!
-Raven A. Star
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Raven looked around once again and rubbed her eyes to make
sure that this was really there. The Kanker 'mother', the Ed boy husband, and
the chibi children all disappeared in front of her
eyes. She sighed a breath of relief.
She looked at her clothes and saw that she was back in her uniform. Looking
around at her surroundings once again, she saw that she was back in the Tower.
Was this another dream? She pinched herself and felt a slight sting on the
spot. Perhaps she is awake.
She walked over to the hallway and pressed the button to open the door. It
wouldn't open. Angrily, she continued to try to open it mechanically. Wouldn't budge. She tried to use her powers but they wouldn't
respond to her command. 'Great, just great,' she thought to herself. 'Maybe I
still am asleep.'
She took a nearby hammer and began to pound on the controls
to the door. They sparked and sizzled and she was about to hit it once more
when it popped and exploded. Jumping back, she saw smoke pour from the device.
Tossing the hammer to the side, she pulled the doors apart manually and walked
into the hallway, only to find it completely dark. She frowned. 'No wonder the
door wouldn't open, the electricity in the Tower was shut off…by who though?'
Walking back into the living room, she looked around for a candle or flashlight. Grabbing a flashlight, she tested to see if it worked. Excellent, it did.
Going back into the hallway, she switched the light on and shined the beam all over. It was a mess of cobwebs and debris on the ground.
'Odd,' she thought, 'was there a battle while I was asleep? Or is this another dream?'
She stepped over the debris and continued down the hallway.
She turned and climbed up a flight of stairs. Suddenly, a whoosh was heard
behind her. Turning quickly, she shined the beam to find nothing wrong, except
for the mess that was already there.
Confused, she continued to climb the stairs, but backwards. Watching her step
as she patrolled around her, she didn't notice the intruder standing on the top
of the flight of stairs waiting for her.
She turned in time to see it. She froze. Shining the beam onto the fiend she
nearly fell backwards down the stairs. It was Ed, but he didn't look normal.
His head was the same, except her looked like he was wearing a chicken costume.
His body was hidden by a mess of chicken feathers. His arms looked like the
wings of the chickens, and his feet were those of a chicken. He opened his
mouth and clucked.
Raven backed up and went down the stairs without saying a word. Ed saw her and
dove clucking madly. Raven screamed and both of them bounced down the stairs
with Ed clucking madly and watching the feathers fly. Raven landed with a thud,
and made a mad dash to the entrance to the living room.
She turned her head and saw Ed chasing after her flapping
his wings madly clucking the whole time. She turned back to front and leaped
through the two doors. Ed ran through only to get stuck. He moved his head
around trying to squirm through. Angrily, he began to cluck and waved his 'arms'
madly sending feathers flying all over the place.
Raven backed up with her eyes wide as saucers. She was about to exit when she
ran into someone else. It was May Kanker. Only, she didn't look the same.
Raven stared at the transformed Kanker. She blonde looked like a gopher now,
her buck teeth larger than normally. She still had the blonde hair, but her
whole body was that of a gophers.
Raven made a mad dash to the 'empty' window only to find out that there was
still glass in it. Her face went smack on the glass, squishing it and
distorting it into hilarious proportions. She slid down the window squeaking as
she did so.
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Double D was scared out of his wits now. Raven started
tossing and turning now as he read the magazine. He walked over to shake her
again only to have her jump to her feet, eyes still closed and her still
asleep. She ran across the room moaning loudly and ran right into the wall and
fell to the ground and continued to slumber.
He ran over to help her up only to have her jump to her feet again and start
running towards him with an object in her hand. He ran from her screaming madly
and jumped on top of the table. She began to swing the hammer and he cried out
while holding his on his head in panic.
"ED! EDDY! HELP! SOMEBODY!"
Ed ran in and gasped. "On no! Demon girl is trying to
fix the house! Run away!"
Eddy ran in with rope and swung it around like a cowboy. "Watch out!"
He lassoed Raven and she fell to the ground and continued to sleep. Ed ran over
with a glass of soy milk. "This should wake up the sleepy head!" He dumped it
on her and she spluttered and coughed. Her eyes flew open and she looked around
terrified. Seeing herself tied with a rope and surrounded by the Eds, she
screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" The television exploded and the
windows shattered showering the living room with glass. Utensils in the kitchen
began to fly. Ed dove under the table with Edd and Eddy running around dodging
flying plates and silverware.
"RAVEN! STOP! YOU WERE HAVING NIGHTMARES!"
Raven froze and everything in the air dropped to the ground. She looked at
herself. "I did?"
Double D walked over and slipped the rope off of her. "Yes, you did. We had to
tie you up because you started to chase me with a hammer."
Raven blushed. "Sorry."
Eddy looked at the mess in the kitchen and living room. "So, how do you propose
we clean this up before the others come back from the mission?"
Raven gasped. "They went on a mission!? Without me!?
They could be in trouble!"
Double D handed her a broom and scooper. "Here, you get started in the living
room. I'll be putting the silverware away."
