From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!

"On tine, I wash rike, rushin my teesh, an I look at the toothpas and sa sat it wash glu, and I wash al, 'Dan it!'"

Translation:

"One time, I was like, brushing my teeth, and I looked at the toothpaste and saw that it was glue, and I was all 'Dang it!'"

That was Totally Kyle!

"Torary!"

Translation:

"Totally!"