I do not own Inuyasha the wonderful Rumiko Takahashi does.
I do not own Mr. Sagara or Ms. Makimachi because they are from Kenshin.
"Someone is talking"
'Someone is thinking'
::Flashback::
Kami: God
For the people who did read No Tama High you may have noticed that the same chapter was put twice, I am sorry I have a little brother who got hold of the computer when I was gone and that is how it happened. On to the story
Chapter 3: You're my neighbor!
"Inuyasha honey," said Kikyo.
"Oh dear kami hide me," said a jumpy Inuyasha as he hid behind Kagome. 'Inuyasha doesn't like Kikyo and Kikyo likes Inuyasha that was visa versa in the feudal era'
"Inuyasha what are you doing hiding behind that look alike?" asked Kikyo.
"Wasn't it bad enough to see you at Shikon High and now you're here even Inuyasha is scared," said Sango.
"Inuyasha is just playing hide and seek aren't you darling?" asked Kikyo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"What are you laughing at Kagome?" asked an irritated Inuyasha.
"She-called-you-darling- I-can't-see-anyone calling-you-darling," said Kagome through giggles.
"Yeah it is pretty funny isn't that Right Inudarling," said Shippo batting his eyelashes at Inuyasha.
"Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Sesshoumaru and Kouga," whispered Kagome.
"Such beauty I declare you my woman now!" proclaimed Kouga. ' Same guy but why did everyone return to my era?'
"She ain't your woman you wimpy wolf!" yelled Inuyasha.
"I don't think she is yours mutt face," said Kouga calmly.
"I am not your woman, the day I do that is the day that math becomes interesting," said Kagome shuddering in horror.
"Knowing Kagome that means she never would go with you," said Sango.
"Done playing hide and seek Inudarling we should go somewhere behind the school for our makeout session," said Kikyo. HAHAHAHAHA!
"Would you shut up and stop laughing wench!" said Inuyasha angrily.
"And if I don't?" said Kagome challenging Inuyasha.
"There is more than one way to shut you up," said Inuyasha.
"Meaning?" asked Kagome.
"He would kiss you on the lips," said Shippo. Kagome got freaked and walked away unnoticed
"Inudarling would kiss me over her wouldn't you Inudarling?" asked Kikyo
"Would you stop calling me INUDARLING!!!!???" yelled Inuyasha.
Kagome sneaked out of school. 'Glad I got away from them'
"Glad I got away from them," said Sango.
Kagome turned around "Thank kami it is only you"
"Welcome," said Sango.
"Where do you live Sango?" asked Kagome.
"I live three houses away from Higurashi shrine," told Sango.
"Any bad neighbors?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah," said Sango.
"Who?" asked Kagome curiously.
"Miroku," said Sango.
"Don't you have another neighbor?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah but Shippo is not a bad neighbor," said Sango. "Hey we are at my place," said Sango.
"Inuyasha doesn't live near us does he?" asked Kagome hopefully. Sango dashed inside her house. "HEY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME!" yelled Kagome afterward. "Oh well I got to go home and get online anyway," said Kagome.
"I am home!" yelled Kagome.
"Have you visited our neighbors yet Kagome?" asked Grandpa.
"You never told me that we had neighbors," said Kagome.
"I didn't?" asked a dumbfounded Grandpa.
"I will go visit them later," said Kagome. Kagome then went into her room and turned on the computer. Kagome liked the computer she had instant messenger.
Log in: Miko101
Log in: Schoolgirl828
Miko101: Hey Yuri
Schoolgirl828: Kagome you got to go to the chat I am in
Miko101: On in an online chat again ok invite me in
Miko101 has entered the chat room
Innocent Monk 21: Hey Miko101 are you a girl
Miko101: Yes
Dog Demon 82: Don't even ask that question Innocent Monk 21
Demon Exterminator 22 has entered the chat room
Innocent Monk 21: Will you bare my child Demon Exterminator 22
Demon Exterminator 22: no
Schoolgirl828: Do you ever give up Innocent Monk 21
Innocent Monk 21: One day there will be a girl willing to bare my child
Dog Demon 82: That will be the day that Shippo can fly
Fox Fire 74 has entered the chartroom
Dog Demon 82: Speak of the runt
Fox Fire 74: Demon Exterminator 22, Dog Demon 82 is being mean to me again
Miko101: You are Shippo then the other three must be.
Miko101: Are you three Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku
Innocent Monk 21: Do you go to our school
Miko101: yes
Innocent Monk 21: Have I asked you to bare my child
Miko101: yes
Demon Exterminator 22: Is there anyone you haven't asked to bare your child Miroku
Innocent Monk 21: I haven't asked the guys
Dog Demon 82: Let's hope you never do
Innocent Monk 21: That is right your interested in Kagome aren't you Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: NO!!!!!!
Miko101: Then leave me alone
Dog Demon 82: So you are Kagome
Miko101: Crap, now you can torture me on the computer
Fox Fire 74: Or hook up on the computer
Innocent Monk 21: So what have you been doing to Kagome
Dog Demon 82: Don't be so perverted Miroku I haven't done anything
Demon Exterminator 22: We all saw you outside school when Kikyo arrived and you didn't let her go until we got there
Dog Demon 82: I only did that to annoy her!
Miko101: Yuri, are you even there
Schoolgirl828: It is an interesting conversation I am enjoying it
Schoolgirl828: How did it feel to be in Inuyasha's arms and touching his chest Kagome
Miko101 has left chat room
Dog Demon 82: I knew she liked it
Fox Fire 74: I still think you like her Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: What makes you think that
Demon Exterminator 22: You would make a cute couple
Innocent Monk 21: You never held Kikyo much less talk to her or any other girl as much as you do Kagome
Dog Demon 82: I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!!!!
Fox Fire 74: You are in denial Inuyasha
Schoolgirl828: I am available Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: -winks-
Schoolgirl828: -swoons-
High Priestess 99 has entered the chat room
High Priestess 99: I am surprised that look alike isn't in the chat room, you said she would be Yuri
Schoolgirl828: She just left a couple of seconds ago
High Priestess 99: She just knew since I was coming she was unworthy of being in the same place as me
Demon Exterminator 22: Why the heck did you come to No Tama High
High Priestess 99: I heard my Inudarling was leaving and I had to follow
Fox Fire 74: I bet if Kagome were here she would be laughing
Dog Demon 82: What is so funny that she would be laughing at
Fox Fire 74: You, Kikyo had to follow Inudarling to No Tama High, I am barely able to stop laughing
Dog Demon 82: If you call me Inudarling one more time I am gonna
Innocent Monk 21: But it is quiet the nickname Inuyasha
High Priestess 99: Inudarling will you go out with me
Fox Fire 74: No way Inuyasha is going out with me -puts on make up- right Inudarling?
Dog Demon 82 has left chat room.
Kagome brushed her hair and then put on a blue sweater and light blue skirt(AN- like in the series) Kagome then went downstairs and yelled "Grandpa I am going to meet the next door neighbors."
Kagome walked down the steps of the Higurashi Shrine. She walked over to the next door neighbors and knocked to the door. Kagome closed her eyes as she heard the door open. "Hi I am Kagome Higurashi your new next door neighbor," said Kagome. "Nice to meet you Kagome," said someone. 'I know that voice' Kagome opened her eyes to look up into golden ones.(Guess who) "You, you are my neighbor," said Kagome.
"That is right I Inuyasha am your neighbor but hey we can get to know each other better this way right," said Inuyasha as if he was suggesting something.
Kagome had a blush on her face "I don't want to get to know you," said Kagome.
"Awwww I am sure you'll like what you see," said Inuyasha putting a pouting lip out. At this statement Kagome looked lower and her blush deepened
"What are doing wearing no shirt on it is freezing," said Kagome.
"Are you cold?" asked Inuyasha.
"Well sort of," said an unsure Kagome. With one swift movement Inuyasha put his arms around Kagome's waist and pulled her to his chest. Yet again her face went red again.
"Inuyasha don't leave the door open," said Sesshomaru.
"Look who is our neighbor," said Inuyasha.
"Sesshomaru," said Kagome.
"Huh?" said Sesshomaru. "How did you know my name?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Uh.. Inuyasha told me," said Kagome.
"I will be in the study, don't bother me Inuyasha," said Sesshomaru threateningly.
Inuyasha still had Kagome in his arms with an evil grin on his face.
"What?" said Kagome a little frightened scratch that she was petrified.
"You knew even his name without anyone telling you and now you have to tell me how you know," said Inuyasha.
'Come on girl make up a quick lie think think' "I am uh a fortune teller," said Kagome.
"That has got the most bullshiet of a lie I have ever heard of," said Inuyasha.
"What could you do to make me tell besides you wouldn't try anything," said Kagome.
"I will call Miroku and tell him you accept baring his child," said Inuyasha with a smirk thinking he got her backed up in a corner.
"I will call Sango to beat him up for me," said Kagome.
"You don't know Sango's number," said Inuyasha.
"I know where she lives though," said Kagome.
"What makes you think I have the intention of letting you go, " said Inuyasha closing in on her face.
"Fine I will tell you now let me go," said Kagome.
Inuyasha let Kagome go and Kagome bursted out the door and to home. 'That wench thinks she is smart well I know where you live' Inuyasha then went up to his room and looked out the window. 'Well what do you know her room can be seen from mine, then that means she threw that alarm clock at me' 'Just you wait til you get back Kagome I'll make you sorry'.
'Man that was a close call I thought I wouldn't get out of Inuyasha's house'. "I am home Grandpa," said Kagome.
"It took you awhile, how were they?" asked Grandpa.
"What did you just say!?" said an irritated Kagome.
"What did I just say?" asked Grandpa.
"Did you just say how were the neighbors?" asked Kagome still irritated.
"Yeah that is what Gramps said Kagome," said Souta entering the room.
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU SENT ME OVER THERE WITHOUT KNOWING THEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kagome.
"What is there something wrong with the neighbors?" asked Souta.
"Yeah they are." said Kagome trailing off. 'Wait I can't tell him that the neighbors are Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru.' 'I can't say hey when I came back through the well ironically almost everyone important that I meet in the feudal era is now in our era.' 'Why you say, well I don't know and how you say, I don't know the answer to that either.' "Who are the neighbors?" asked Souta once again. "They are just little babies," said Kagome quickly lying. "I am going to go to bed," said Kagome.
"But Kagome you haven't ate dinner," said Mrs. Higurashi.
Kagome's stomach then growled, "I guess I am a little hungry," said Kagome.
Kagome had some oden for dinner.
"Kagome were the babies guys and girls or just guys or just girls?" asked Mrs. Higurashi.
"Are there any older kids?" asked Souta.
'Mental note family is very gullible' thought Kagome. "No there is no older kids and they are both girls mom," said Kagome. Kagome then went up to her room.
Kagome then jumped on the bed laughing. 'Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are the two baby girls I told them about.' 'I can't imagine them being girls, the way they act they could never be a girl.' Kagome then tried to imagine Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru in a dress and bursted out laughing so loud everyone in the house could hear her.
Inuyasha was in his room and heard a girl like laugh and looked out his window to see Kagome laughing in her room with her window open. He saw Kagome grab her pajamas and headed for what he guessed would be the bathroom. Kagome came back with her pajamas on, then watched a little bit of t.v. and slipped into bed and fell asleep. Inuyasha+seeing Kagome's window open=evil plan.
*What is Inuyasha's plan? Morgan there is your part with Kagome thinking about Inuyasha being a girl. Find out next chapter to see Inuyasha's plan*
"Someone is talking"
'Someone is thinking'
::Flashback::
Kami: God
For the people who did read No Tama High you may have noticed that the same chapter was put twice, I am sorry I have a little brother who got hold of the computer when I was gone and that is how it happened. On to the story
Chapter 3: You're my neighbor!
"Inuyasha honey," said Kikyo.
"Oh dear kami hide me," said a jumpy Inuyasha as he hid behind Kagome. 'Inuyasha doesn't like Kikyo and Kikyo likes Inuyasha that was visa versa in the feudal era'
"Inuyasha what are you doing hiding behind that look alike?" asked Kikyo.
"Wasn't it bad enough to see you at Shikon High and now you're here even Inuyasha is scared," said Sango.
"Inuyasha is just playing hide and seek aren't you darling?" asked Kikyo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"What are you laughing at Kagome?" asked an irritated Inuyasha.
"She-called-you-darling- I-can't-see-anyone calling-you-darling," said Kagome through giggles.
"Yeah it is pretty funny isn't that Right Inudarling," said Shippo batting his eyelashes at Inuyasha.
"Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Sesshoumaru and Kouga," whispered Kagome.
"Such beauty I declare you my woman now!" proclaimed Kouga. ' Same guy but why did everyone return to my era?'
"She ain't your woman you wimpy wolf!" yelled Inuyasha.
"I don't think she is yours mutt face," said Kouga calmly.
"I am not your woman, the day I do that is the day that math becomes interesting," said Kagome shuddering in horror.
"Knowing Kagome that means she never would go with you," said Sango.
"Done playing hide and seek Inudarling we should go somewhere behind the school for our makeout session," said Kikyo. HAHAHAHAHA!
"Would you shut up and stop laughing wench!" said Inuyasha angrily.
"And if I don't?" said Kagome challenging Inuyasha.
"There is more than one way to shut you up," said Inuyasha.
"Meaning?" asked Kagome.
"He would kiss you on the lips," said Shippo. Kagome got freaked and walked away unnoticed
"Inudarling would kiss me over her wouldn't you Inudarling?" asked Kikyo
"Would you stop calling me INUDARLING!!!!???" yelled Inuyasha.
Kagome sneaked out of school. 'Glad I got away from them'
"Glad I got away from them," said Sango.
Kagome turned around "Thank kami it is only you"
"Welcome," said Sango.
"Where do you live Sango?" asked Kagome.
"I live three houses away from Higurashi shrine," told Sango.
"Any bad neighbors?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah," said Sango.
"Who?" asked Kagome curiously.
"Miroku," said Sango.
"Don't you have another neighbor?" asked Kagome.
"Yeah but Shippo is not a bad neighbor," said Sango. "Hey we are at my place," said Sango.
"Inuyasha doesn't live near us does he?" asked Kagome hopefully. Sango dashed inside her house. "HEY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME!" yelled Kagome afterward. "Oh well I got to go home and get online anyway," said Kagome.
"I am home!" yelled Kagome.
"Have you visited our neighbors yet Kagome?" asked Grandpa.
"You never told me that we had neighbors," said Kagome.
"I didn't?" asked a dumbfounded Grandpa.
"I will go visit them later," said Kagome. Kagome then went into her room and turned on the computer. Kagome liked the computer she had instant messenger.
Log in: Miko101
Log in: Schoolgirl828
Miko101: Hey Yuri
Schoolgirl828: Kagome you got to go to the chat I am in
Miko101: On in an online chat again ok invite me in
Miko101 has entered the chat room
Innocent Monk 21: Hey Miko101 are you a girl
Miko101: Yes
Dog Demon 82: Don't even ask that question Innocent Monk 21
Demon Exterminator 22 has entered the chat room
Innocent Monk 21: Will you bare my child Demon Exterminator 22
Demon Exterminator 22: no
Schoolgirl828: Do you ever give up Innocent Monk 21
Innocent Monk 21: One day there will be a girl willing to bare my child
Dog Demon 82: That will be the day that Shippo can fly
Fox Fire 74 has entered the chartroom
Dog Demon 82: Speak of the runt
Fox Fire 74: Demon Exterminator 22, Dog Demon 82 is being mean to me again
Miko101: You are Shippo then the other three must be.
Miko101: Are you three Inuyasha, Sango and Miroku
Innocent Monk 21: Do you go to our school
Miko101: yes
Innocent Monk 21: Have I asked you to bare my child
Miko101: yes
Demon Exterminator 22: Is there anyone you haven't asked to bare your child Miroku
Innocent Monk 21: I haven't asked the guys
Dog Demon 82: Let's hope you never do
Innocent Monk 21: That is right your interested in Kagome aren't you Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: NO!!!!!!
Miko101: Then leave me alone
Dog Demon 82: So you are Kagome
Miko101: Crap, now you can torture me on the computer
Fox Fire 74: Or hook up on the computer
Innocent Monk 21: So what have you been doing to Kagome
Dog Demon 82: Don't be so perverted Miroku I haven't done anything
Demon Exterminator 22: We all saw you outside school when Kikyo arrived and you didn't let her go until we got there
Dog Demon 82: I only did that to annoy her!
Miko101: Yuri, are you even there
Schoolgirl828: It is an interesting conversation I am enjoying it
Schoolgirl828: How did it feel to be in Inuyasha's arms and touching his chest Kagome
Miko101 has left chat room
Dog Demon 82: I knew she liked it
Fox Fire 74: I still think you like her Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: What makes you think that
Demon Exterminator 22: You would make a cute couple
Innocent Monk 21: You never held Kikyo much less talk to her or any other girl as much as you do Kagome
Dog Demon 82: I DO NOT LIKE HER!!!!!!
Fox Fire 74: You are in denial Inuyasha
Schoolgirl828: I am available Inuyasha
Dog Demon 82: -winks-
Schoolgirl828: -swoons-
High Priestess 99 has entered the chat room
High Priestess 99: I am surprised that look alike isn't in the chat room, you said she would be Yuri
Schoolgirl828: She just left a couple of seconds ago
High Priestess 99: She just knew since I was coming she was unworthy of being in the same place as me
Demon Exterminator 22: Why the heck did you come to No Tama High
High Priestess 99: I heard my Inudarling was leaving and I had to follow
Fox Fire 74: I bet if Kagome were here she would be laughing
Dog Demon 82: What is so funny that she would be laughing at
Fox Fire 74: You, Kikyo had to follow Inudarling to No Tama High, I am barely able to stop laughing
Dog Demon 82: If you call me Inudarling one more time I am gonna
Innocent Monk 21: But it is quiet the nickname Inuyasha
High Priestess 99: Inudarling will you go out with me
Fox Fire 74: No way Inuyasha is going out with me -puts on make up- right Inudarling?
Dog Demon 82 has left chat room.
Kagome brushed her hair and then put on a blue sweater and light blue skirt(AN- like in the series) Kagome then went downstairs and yelled "Grandpa I am going to meet the next door neighbors."
Kagome walked down the steps of the Higurashi Shrine. She walked over to the next door neighbors and knocked to the door. Kagome closed her eyes as she heard the door open. "Hi I am Kagome Higurashi your new next door neighbor," said Kagome. "Nice to meet you Kagome," said someone. 'I know that voice' Kagome opened her eyes to look up into golden ones.(Guess who) "You, you are my neighbor," said Kagome.
"That is right I Inuyasha am your neighbor but hey we can get to know each other better this way right," said Inuyasha as if he was suggesting something.
Kagome had a blush on her face "I don't want to get to know you," said Kagome.
"Awwww I am sure you'll like what you see," said Inuyasha putting a pouting lip out. At this statement Kagome looked lower and her blush deepened
"What are doing wearing no shirt on it is freezing," said Kagome.
"Are you cold?" asked Inuyasha.
"Well sort of," said an unsure Kagome. With one swift movement Inuyasha put his arms around Kagome's waist and pulled her to his chest. Yet again her face went red again.
"Inuyasha don't leave the door open," said Sesshomaru.
"Look who is our neighbor," said Inuyasha.
"Sesshomaru," said Kagome.
"Huh?" said Sesshomaru. "How did you know my name?" asked Sesshomaru.
"Uh.. Inuyasha told me," said Kagome.
"I will be in the study, don't bother me Inuyasha," said Sesshomaru threateningly.
Inuyasha still had Kagome in his arms with an evil grin on his face.
"What?" said Kagome a little frightened scratch that she was petrified.
"You knew even his name without anyone telling you and now you have to tell me how you know," said Inuyasha.
'Come on girl make up a quick lie think think' "I am uh a fortune teller," said Kagome.
"That has got the most bullshiet of a lie I have ever heard of," said Inuyasha.
"What could you do to make me tell besides you wouldn't try anything," said Kagome.
"I will call Miroku and tell him you accept baring his child," said Inuyasha with a smirk thinking he got her backed up in a corner.
"I will call Sango to beat him up for me," said Kagome.
"You don't know Sango's number," said Inuyasha.
"I know where she lives though," said Kagome.
"What makes you think I have the intention of letting you go, " said Inuyasha closing in on her face.
"Fine I will tell you now let me go," said Kagome.
Inuyasha let Kagome go and Kagome bursted out the door and to home. 'That wench thinks she is smart well I know where you live' Inuyasha then went up to his room and looked out the window. 'Well what do you know her room can be seen from mine, then that means she threw that alarm clock at me' 'Just you wait til you get back Kagome I'll make you sorry'.
'Man that was a close call I thought I wouldn't get out of Inuyasha's house'. "I am home Grandpa," said Kagome.
"It took you awhile, how were they?" asked Grandpa.
"What did you just say!?" said an irritated Kagome.
"What did I just say?" asked Grandpa.
"Did you just say how were the neighbors?" asked Kagome still irritated.
"Yeah that is what Gramps said Kagome," said Souta entering the room.
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU SENT ME OVER THERE WITHOUT KNOWING THEM YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kagome.
"What is there something wrong with the neighbors?" asked Souta.
"Yeah they are." said Kagome trailing off. 'Wait I can't tell him that the neighbors are Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru.' 'I can't say hey when I came back through the well ironically almost everyone important that I meet in the feudal era is now in our era.' 'Why you say, well I don't know and how you say, I don't know the answer to that either.' "Who are the neighbors?" asked Souta once again. "They are just little babies," said Kagome quickly lying. "I am going to go to bed," said Kagome.
"But Kagome you haven't ate dinner," said Mrs. Higurashi.
Kagome's stomach then growled, "I guess I am a little hungry," said Kagome.
Kagome had some oden for dinner.
"Kagome were the babies guys and girls or just guys or just girls?" asked Mrs. Higurashi.
"Are there any older kids?" asked Souta.
'Mental note family is very gullible' thought Kagome. "No there is no older kids and they are both girls mom," said Kagome. Kagome then went up to her room.
Kagome then jumped on the bed laughing. 'Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are the two baby girls I told them about.' 'I can't imagine them being girls, the way they act they could never be a girl.' Kagome then tried to imagine Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru in a dress and bursted out laughing so loud everyone in the house could hear her.
Inuyasha was in his room and heard a girl like laugh and looked out his window to see Kagome laughing in her room with her window open. He saw Kagome grab her pajamas and headed for what he guessed would be the bathroom. Kagome came back with her pajamas on, then watched a little bit of t.v. and slipped into bed and fell asleep. Inuyasha+seeing Kagome's window open=evil plan.
*What is Inuyasha's plan? Morgan there is your part with Kagome thinking about Inuyasha being a girl. Find out next chapter to see Inuyasha's plan*