And so the Lord spake, and he said "Thou must not own Jackie Chan
Adventures", so I heeded His word and did not own Jackie Chan Adventures.
However, I was allowed to own 80 bucks.
Well, Jackie was in for quite a long day. The Hong Kong Moose World Carnival was in town, and Jade wanted to go. To make matters worse, Uncle wanted to go too. After yesterday, Jackie was in no mood to take his Uncle anywhere, let alone somewhere where people may be present. The car ride, though only 30 minutes in length, could have been 10 hours and it would have been no different to Jackie. For you see, to keep his sanity, he brought Tohru along - but what he gave his sanity, he sure didn't give his leg room.
"Aaaaaaaiya! Jaaaackiiiiiie! Are we there yet?" snapped Uncle from the back seat. "I'm sorry Uncle - not yet." Jackie spoke the truth, but received a two-fingered slap for his efforts. "We are there! Do not question Uncle!" The man had lost it. He asked everyone to get out of the car, and they proceeded to walk up the rest of the interstate, which, thankfully, was only a mile.
"Aaaaaaaaiya! Jaaaaaackiiiiiiiie! Why do you make your Uncle walk so long distances? Tohru - carry your sensei to Hong Kong Moose World!" Tohru winced. "Yes, s-s-sensei." Jackie laughed to himself. Thankfully he wasn't going to have to carry Uncle the last mile of the journey.
Not surprisingly, an hour had passed until the crew had reached Hong Kong Moose World - also not surprisingly, the pit stop they made along the way ensured that Uncle would never be allowed to go to Old Farmer MacDonald's property ever again. Jackie just ignored Uncle's constant pleas and "Aiyah"s and continued to walk to the ticket booth.
"Excuse me - I'll take 4 tickets, please." Jackie said with a sigh. "Ok, that will be 23 dollars." The ticket booth guy was not expecting Uncle to give him a two-finger slap and demand a discount due to his senior citizenship. Unfortunately for Uncle, the discount had already taken effect and Jackie was forced to pay 24 dollars - full price.
When the posse arrived at the main gate, they saw roller coasters and Ferris wheels everywhere. Naturally, Jade wanted to ride every last one of them, but her Uncle's Uncle would have none of it. "Aiyah! Jade? Can you not see that these rides are made from bad magic?" He dragged her off to the Moose World Fairy Tales and sat down for an exciting play. Jade "hmmph"d and walked off before they had started. Uncle, too engrossed in his surroundings, didn't notice.
This gave Jade the opportunity to go with Jackie and Tohru on the roller coaster. Tohru had to sit by himself, and this was going to be a long ride. Jackie tried his hardest not to sit next to Jade, but he failed - miserably. The ride began slowly. It went uphill for about 10 seconds before it sped up and went downhill at a non-exhilarating speed. It was like that for a minute, until everyone got a glimpse of the structure that was ahead - a tower, which was not only part of the roller coaster, but 275 feet off the ground. Tohru didn't only "hated fish", he also "HATED HEIGHTS!" He screamed all the way downhill, but not nearly as much as Jade, who was having the time of her life. When it was over, she wanted to go again. Jackie had only one thing to say about that, and it was "No." A pause. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Jackie Chan wasn't the only one who had the idea of going to the carnival. Finn, Ratso, and Chow were there as well, each with the goal of winning the biggest stuffed puppy for their boss, in hopes that it would turn around their fortune. The enforcers took a good hour to play "whack-a-mole", but none of them could win the Hak-Foo sized puppy dog.
"Aw, come awn!" yelled Ratso. He was coming the closest, but kept winning only Jade-sized puppies. "This thing's gotta be fixed! Valmont's gonna be soooo mad!" Finn laughed. "Yeah, maybe mad enough to kick you out and deny you forever." Chow cracked up at the thought, but all Ratso could say was "Uh-oh!"
Jade, still full of energy, and Jackie, still green, arrived at the whack-a- mole stand. Jade whined for Jackie to get her the giant dog that, when Jackie examined it, looked like a giant Scruffy. However, Jackie was still reeling and whacked the enforcers more times than the mole. It looked hopeless until Jade had her turn and got every single mole. The giant scruffy was hers, and there was no way that it was going to a bad guy like Valmont.
"Aw no! No! NOOOO!" cried Ratso. "How could this happen? How could this happen? Chan is SO gonna pay for this once I get my hands on him!" Finn and Chow continued to laugh as Ratso ran off towards Moose World Fairy Tale Kingdom, visibly upset. Finn and Chow took this as a sign of him giving up on Valmont, which was terribly mistaken. Finn thought to himself, "Now with Ratso out of the way, now I only gotta deal with Chow and that Great Pumpkin thing!" Wrong thought, as The Great Pumpkin, formerly Tarakudo, appeared on the scene.
"Now boys," said the Great Pumpkin. "You know that Valmont belongs to only me and my shadowkhan - but mostly me. SO LAY OFF HIM!" This just wasn't going to be Finn's day. This continued when who should make their appearance but the 8 dragons - ah, what a wonderful day it was to be alive... or not.
This was about the time that a scream from Hong Kong Moose World Fairy Tale Kingdom pierced the air. "No doubt about it," thought Chow, "that's definitely Ratso." The two remaining enforcers went to see what was wrong with their buddy, and they came upon quite the horrifying sight. Uncle had ripped apart all the fairy tale costumes and was wearing the Princess' get- up. Jackie knew one thing. He wasn't going to be allowed to go to Hong Kong Moose World anymore - and for that matter, neither was Jade. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
How will Uncle explain himself? You'll just have to find Chapter 4, when it comes out eventually - or just make something up yourself.
Well, Jackie was in for quite a long day. The Hong Kong Moose World Carnival was in town, and Jade wanted to go. To make matters worse, Uncle wanted to go too. After yesterday, Jackie was in no mood to take his Uncle anywhere, let alone somewhere where people may be present. The car ride, though only 30 minutes in length, could have been 10 hours and it would have been no different to Jackie. For you see, to keep his sanity, he brought Tohru along - but what he gave his sanity, he sure didn't give his leg room.
"Aaaaaaaiya! Jaaaackiiiiiie! Are we there yet?" snapped Uncle from the back seat. "I'm sorry Uncle - not yet." Jackie spoke the truth, but received a two-fingered slap for his efforts. "We are there! Do not question Uncle!" The man had lost it. He asked everyone to get out of the car, and they proceeded to walk up the rest of the interstate, which, thankfully, was only a mile.
"Aaaaaaaaiya! Jaaaaaackiiiiiiiie! Why do you make your Uncle walk so long distances? Tohru - carry your sensei to Hong Kong Moose World!" Tohru winced. "Yes, s-s-sensei." Jackie laughed to himself. Thankfully he wasn't going to have to carry Uncle the last mile of the journey.
Not surprisingly, an hour had passed until the crew had reached Hong Kong Moose World - also not surprisingly, the pit stop they made along the way ensured that Uncle would never be allowed to go to Old Farmer MacDonald's property ever again. Jackie just ignored Uncle's constant pleas and "Aiyah"s and continued to walk to the ticket booth.
"Excuse me - I'll take 4 tickets, please." Jackie said with a sigh. "Ok, that will be 23 dollars." The ticket booth guy was not expecting Uncle to give him a two-finger slap and demand a discount due to his senior citizenship. Unfortunately for Uncle, the discount had already taken effect and Jackie was forced to pay 24 dollars - full price.
When the posse arrived at the main gate, they saw roller coasters and Ferris wheels everywhere. Naturally, Jade wanted to ride every last one of them, but her Uncle's Uncle would have none of it. "Aiyah! Jade? Can you not see that these rides are made from bad magic?" He dragged her off to the Moose World Fairy Tales and sat down for an exciting play. Jade "hmmph"d and walked off before they had started. Uncle, too engrossed in his surroundings, didn't notice.
This gave Jade the opportunity to go with Jackie and Tohru on the roller coaster. Tohru had to sit by himself, and this was going to be a long ride. Jackie tried his hardest not to sit next to Jade, but he failed - miserably. The ride began slowly. It went uphill for about 10 seconds before it sped up and went downhill at a non-exhilarating speed. It was like that for a minute, until everyone got a glimpse of the structure that was ahead - a tower, which was not only part of the roller coaster, but 275 feet off the ground. Tohru didn't only "hated fish", he also "HATED HEIGHTS!" He screamed all the way downhill, but not nearly as much as Jade, who was having the time of her life. When it was over, she wanted to go again. Jackie had only one thing to say about that, and it was "No." A pause. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Jackie Chan wasn't the only one who had the idea of going to the carnival. Finn, Ratso, and Chow were there as well, each with the goal of winning the biggest stuffed puppy for their boss, in hopes that it would turn around their fortune. The enforcers took a good hour to play "whack-a-mole", but none of them could win the Hak-Foo sized puppy dog.
"Aw, come awn!" yelled Ratso. He was coming the closest, but kept winning only Jade-sized puppies. "This thing's gotta be fixed! Valmont's gonna be soooo mad!" Finn laughed. "Yeah, maybe mad enough to kick you out and deny you forever." Chow cracked up at the thought, but all Ratso could say was "Uh-oh!"
Jade, still full of energy, and Jackie, still green, arrived at the whack-a- mole stand. Jade whined for Jackie to get her the giant dog that, when Jackie examined it, looked like a giant Scruffy. However, Jackie was still reeling and whacked the enforcers more times than the mole. It looked hopeless until Jade had her turn and got every single mole. The giant scruffy was hers, and there was no way that it was going to a bad guy like Valmont.
"Aw no! No! NOOOO!" cried Ratso. "How could this happen? How could this happen? Chan is SO gonna pay for this once I get my hands on him!" Finn and Chow continued to laugh as Ratso ran off towards Moose World Fairy Tale Kingdom, visibly upset. Finn and Chow took this as a sign of him giving up on Valmont, which was terribly mistaken. Finn thought to himself, "Now with Ratso out of the way, now I only gotta deal with Chow and that Great Pumpkin thing!" Wrong thought, as The Great Pumpkin, formerly Tarakudo, appeared on the scene.
"Now boys," said the Great Pumpkin. "You know that Valmont belongs to only me and my shadowkhan - but mostly me. SO LAY OFF HIM!" This just wasn't going to be Finn's day. This continued when who should make their appearance but the 8 dragons - ah, what a wonderful day it was to be alive... or not.
This was about the time that a scream from Hong Kong Moose World Fairy Tale Kingdom pierced the air. "No doubt about it," thought Chow, "that's definitely Ratso." The two remaining enforcers went to see what was wrong with their buddy, and they came upon quite the horrifying sight. Uncle had ripped apart all the fairy tale costumes and was wearing the Princess' get- up. Jackie knew one thing. He wasn't going to be allowed to go to Hong Kong Moose World anymore - and for that matter, neither was Jade. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
How will Uncle explain himself? You'll just have to find Chapter 4, when it comes out eventually - or just make something up yourself.