I don't own JCA. I don't own JCA. I don't own JCA. Hmmm... that didn't
work. Someone told me if I said that three times, then I would own JCA. But
it didn't work. I'll get that guy when I find him. Last time I take advice
from some guy named John Kerry.
A/N: Now see me at ran through the town in his birthday suit. This was getting to be
quite the normal occurrence for Jackie. Uncle was getting really
predictable these days. He'd probably run into the donut shop and spill hot
coffee on himself next. To no one's surprise, that's exactly what happened.
The old man ran through the San Francisco streets yelling "AIYA! MY LAP!
AIYA! MY LAP!" at the top of his lungs, as was getting to be the case quite
often.
It had been three months since the moose world incident. Uncle had been pulling the same stunts every day since then, and most of San Francisco had noticed him running through their streets at least twice. It was the same routine every day - except today. Where Jackie expected him to make a left, he made a right - onto the freeway. He ran through several cars and caused an 8 car pileup. He was dangerous when scantily clad, that's for sure.
Jackie pulled out his last stop. The tranquilizer gun. He took one shot at Uncle and brought him down. The J-Team had collected 8 of the Oni-Masks, all twelve talismans, and several other things, and didn't need this as a distraction. Jackie brought his uncle back to the shop and left him in Tohru's care. He needed to find that last oni mask.
The 9th and final Oni Mask was placed in a very precarious location, much like all the other ones. This one was used as a decoration for Mama Tohru's bathroom. Jackie knew that this was going to be a difficult task, and it would proceed to get even more difficult, as Jade popped up right behind him, with a bikini-clad Uncle in tow.
"AIYA! Why do we go in spider woman's house? She is eeeevil! Like magic waffle iron forged of dark magic! She is eeeeeevil! Tohru? Why is your mother so eeeeevil?!" Uncle demanded. Just to make sure everyone got the point, he continued "Uncle does not like tarantula lady! She calls Uncle billy gooooat! She is more evil than fax machine! She is eeeevil! I do not like her!" Jackie sighed. Why did Jade have to bring Uncle along? Why? Why? He was just going to get in the way, buy a chest hair tattoo, and go cannonballing into the nearest swimming pool, like at the premiere of the latest Tom Hanks movie he went to.
There was one person who really didn't want Jackie to find that last mask. Tarakudo? Kind of, but not quite. Daolon Wong? Why would he care? No - this person was Valmont. Valmont had come to the realization that every time a new character showed up, they would randomly fall in love with him. This was a fact that irritated him to no end. Valmont refused to be part of that game any longer, so he went to look for the mask himself.
Mama Tohru walked into her living room to find the J-Team. "What are you doing here - and why did you bring billy goat with you, huh?" Uncle began to steam, but Jade held him back. Even when wearing a bikini and body frosting, the old man put up quite a fight. Jackie tried to explain the Oni Mask situation to Tohru's dear mother, but she would have none of it. "That mask is part of my display! You can't have it!" KNOCK KNOCK! Went the door. Mama Tohru went to it and opened it slowly. There was Valmont, flanked by Ratso, Finn, Chow, and Bill Clinton. He demanded the last oni mask. "Sorry, Chan, but for my own safety, I just can't allow you to rejoin those nine masks! Now I'll be taking it and be on my way!" Unfortunately for the Big V, Mama Tohru wasn't going to let him get off that easily. "No one is having this mask!" she repeated. She walked back to her bathroom and removed it from its pedestal for all to see. "It belongs to me!" Uncle didn't help matters by suggesting it was his turn for a "Demon Behind" like episode.
Perfect entrance opportunity for... The Great Pumpkin! Er... um... Tarakudo, king of all Shadowkhan. This mask needed to be his, as he had lost 8 of them already. Or would it? Perhaps if he just let Chan rejoin all 9 masks, his plan would be a lot easier. Why didn't he just think of that in the first place? "Why didn't I think of that in the first place?" Tarakudo then said out loud to himself. Hak Foo responded. "Because you're a big stupid floating head?" Um... bad answer. Hak Foo was mentally thrown through 11 walls and Mama Tohru's neighbor's house collapsed.
Tarakudo glared at Tohru's mother, and then went googly-eyed at Valmont. This gave Uncle just enough time to attach the 9th Oni Mask to his rear end and "woop woop woop" his way out of the house. Jackie hit himself in the forehead and sighed. For some reason, he knew that was coming. He took out the tranquilizer gun and ran out of the house again. How many times would he have to sedate Uncle in 24 hours before he finally got the message? Probably around 6.4, but no one was counting.
It took a couple of minutes before the Great Pumpkin realized what had just happened. "GET THEM!" he screamed to Hak Foo, as well as Valmont's enforcers. The chase began in earnest, and it continued through the streets. Even normal citizens were caught up in it, and by the time Jackie reached Main Street, a good 1,500 people were chasing after the guy with a halloween mask duct taped to his bottom. Uncle raced towards Section 13, not knowing what would happen when he reached it. Valmont knew, though, and he was not gonna let it happen.
Big V dove in front of Uncle, tripping him in the street. Both of them were trampled, but the mask was still firmly attached to Uncle's bottom, and it was talking, much like Ikazuki had been doing before. "Get me to Section 13!" it repeatedly hissed, and that's what Uncle was doing.
Uncle arrived at section 13, but couldn't get in. Thankfully, Captain Black had locked all the exits and entrances. The old man was cornered against a brick wall until he spotted the bottle of Viagra (or Cialis if you prefer) on the ground. In a scene straight from Popeye, Uncle took in the entire can and Jackie knew that "The Demon Behind" saga wasn't quite over yet.
Yes, A Short Chapter, but a filler for the next one, which will be the longest chapter yet - The Reunion of the 9 oni masks and the trouble with Oni Generals!
Read and Review!
It had been three months since the moose world incident. Uncle had been pulling the same stunts every day since then, and most of San Francisco had noticed him running through their streets at least twice. It was the same routine every day - except today. Where Jackie expected him to make a left, he made a right - onto the freeway. He ran through several cars and caused an 8 car pileup. He was dangerous when scantily clad, that's for sure.
Jackie pulled out his last stop. The tranquilizer gun. He took one shot at Uncle and brought him down. The J-Team had collected 8 of the Oni-Masks, all twelve talismans, and several other things, and didn't need this as a distraction. Jackie brought his uncle back to the shop and left him in Tohru's care. He needed to find that last oni mask.
The 9th and final Oni Mask was placed in a very precarious location, much like all the other ones. This one was used as a decoration for Mama Tohru's bathroom. Jackie knew that this was going to be a difficult task, and it would proceed to get even more difficult, as Jade popped up right behind him, with a bikini-clad Uncle in tow.
"AIYA! Why do we go in spider woman's house? She is eeeevil! Like magic waffle iron forged of dark magic! She is eeeeeevil! Tohru? Why is your mother so eeeeevil?!" Uncle demanded. Just to make sure everyone got the point, he continued "Uncle does not like tarantula lady! She calls Uncle billy gooooat! She is more evil than fax machine! She is eeeevil! I do not like her!" Jackie sighed. Why did Jade have to bring Uncle along? Why? Why? He was just going to get in the way, buy a chest hair tattoo, and go cannonballing into the nearest swimming pool, like at the premiere of the latest Tom Hanks movie he went to.
There was one person who really didn't want Jackie to find that last mask. Tarakudo? Kind of, but not quite. Daolon Wong? Why would he care? No - this person was Valmont. Valmont had come to the realization that every time a new character showed up, they would randomly fall in love with him. This was a fact that irritated him to no end. Valmont refused to be part of that game any longer, so he went to look for the mask himself.
Mama Tohru walked into her living room to find the J-Team. "What are you doing here - and why did you bring billy goat with you, huh?" Uncle began to steam, but Jade held him back. Even when wearing a bikini and body frosting, the old man put up quite a fight. Jackie tried to explain the Oni Mask situation to Tohru's dear mother, but she would have none of it. "That mask is part of my display! You can't have it!" KNOCK KNOCK! Went the door. Mama Tohru went to it and opened it slowly. There was Valmont, flanked by Ratso, Finn, Chow, and Bill Clinton. He demanded the last oni mask. "Sorry, Chan, but for my own safety, I just can't allow you to rejoin those nine masks! Now I'll be taking it and be on my way!" Unfortunately for the Big V, Mama Tohru wasn't going to let him get off that easily. "No one is having this mask!" she repeated. She walked back to her bathroom and removed it from its pedestal for all to see. "It belongs to me!" Uncle didn't help matters by suggesting it was his turn for a "Demon Behind" like episode.
Perfect entrance opportunity for... The Great Pumpkin! Er... um... Tarakudo, king of all Shadowkhan. This mask needed to be his, as he had lost 8 of them already. Or would it? Perhaps if he just let Chan rejoin all 9 masks, his plan would be a lot easier. Why didn't he just think of that in the first place? "Why didn't I think of that in the first place?" Tarakudo then said out loud to himself. Hak Foo responded. "Because you're a big stupid floating head?" Um... bad answer. Hak Foo was mentally thrown through 11 walls and Mama Tohru's neighbor's house collapsed.
Tarakudo glared at Tohru's mother, and then went googly-eyed at Valmont. This gave Uncle just enough time to attach the 9th Oni Mask to his rear end and "woop woop woop" his way out of the house. Jackie hit himself in the forehead and sighed. For some reason, he knew that was coming. He took out the tranquilizer gun and ran out of the house again. How many times would he have to sedate Uncle in 24 hours before he finally got the message? Probably around 6.4, but no one was counting.
It took a couple of minutes before the Great Pumpkin realized what had just happened. "GET THEM!" he screamed to Hak Foo, as well as Valmont's enforcers. The chase began in earnest, and it continued through the streets. Even normal citizens were caught up in it, and by the time Jackie reached Main Street, a good 1,500 people were chasing after the guy with a halloween mask duct taped to his bottom. Uncle raced towards Section 13, not knowing what would happen when he reached it. Valmont knew, though, and he was not gonna let it happen.
Big V dove in front of Uncle, tripping him in the street. Both of them were trampled, but the mask was still firmly attached to Uncle's bottom, and it was talking, much like Ikazuki had been doing before. "Get me to Section 13!" it repeatedly hissed, and that's what Uncle was doing.
Uncle arrived at section 13, but couldn't get in. Thankfully, Captain Black had locked all the exits and entrances. The old man was cornered against a brick wall until he spotted the bottle of Viagra (or Cialis if you prefer) on the ground. In a scene straight from Popeye, Uncle took in the entire can and Jackie knew that "The Demon Behind" saga wasn't quite over yet.
Yes, A Short Chapter, but a filler for the next one, which will be the longest chapter yet - The Reunion of the 9 oni masks and the trouble with Oni Generals!
Read and Review!