~Author's notes~
Lola: Ed! What the hell is this?
Ed: *shrug* I don't know
Lola: I know! It's a mystery space creature, like on cowboy bebop!
Ed: YEAH! Awesome! Let's eat it.
Lola: *Pokes space creature* whoa! It jiggles!
Ed: *gets stick and joins in on the poking fun* you're right!
Lola: *sits next to creature* oh you're kinda cute ^.^
Ed: *Pulls out matches* let's burn it!
Lola: YEAH! *pulls out flame thrower* yeah.....
Ed: Torch away!
*Ed & Lola spend the rest of the author's notes happily burning the mystery space creature*
~*~
Title: Crayola
Chappie: 4, Vespa Romance!
~*~
The lady assigned seats to everyone and guess who Kain got the grace of sitting next to (in the back by the way), That's right, on one side sits Haiseishoku and on the other Akikaze, and that's if he ever decides to come back ;_; The rest of the class Kain talked with Haiseishoku about ear pericings then nose rings because that was what she was going to get in the near future. Finally the lady came back and told them that they should at least keep they're library voices if they were going to talk. Kain ended up trying to see how many times she could poke Haiseishoku before she woke up and yelled for a short while. The lady finally got to their round table, and seeing that Kain was the only one available she was the first victim. "So Hun, you're here because you have class problems, why do you lose your temper so easy in that class, Hun?" she said with one of those fake mother voices. Kain hated pet names and this came quite too close to a pet name, 'Hun!' "Please don't call me Hun." Kain said fastly Haiseishoku let out a huge snore and the class giggled with delight. "The reason I'm here is because my teacher criticizes my Poetry and won't give me full credit for them." the lady looked at her and began writing notes on a mini not pad thingy. Just then the boy who had left before came in with a green look to his self "I'm Fine....." and then he barfed on a particularly Sensitive classmate, she burst into a fright full rage and jumped on the boy. "Oh my!" said EL-FAKE-O and dropped her note pad on the floor as she rushed over to get the angry girl. Kain had experienced plenty of fights in her life so she picked up the note pad, only to discover that the teacher was filling out a cross- word puzzle not really putting notes there, 'I guess this is how you keep your sanity with this job'. ~*~ Finally the class was over, last time it had seemed to only last a little while. As she walked outside the breeze blew her dress up and she ended up flashing some guy that was in the parking lot, but that ok at least her undies were the pretty ones, bright orange able to be spotted about 5 miles away. The person in that parking lot was right in the first space too, they were on a black Vespa. Coolies, secretly Kain had been saving her money up for a Vespa ever since she was in the 3rd grade. Wait one second, the person on the Vespa was standing up, they put they're kick-stand down and stepped over the bike. Wait, was that a guy? 'Oh No I hope he's not from my school!' the boy lifted off his helmet. It was a huge surprise in fact Kain fell over, standing right in front of her was Mr. Hashimoto! She slowly crawled into the bushes and spied on her teacher, was that Haiseishoku that he was with? It was, how old was she anyways, as she watched it didn't quite look like a father daughter relationship....No they were kissing! Grossed out by this new discovery Kain backed away to the wall to keep herself from vomiting and screaming. Her father pulled up in the van, but she was too embraced to crawl out of the bushes in front of the two people she had been spying on. After what seemed like forever her father pulled away with a worried look, 'shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT! How am I suppose to get home now!?
Finally Haiseishoku and Mr. Hashimoto left; they left her to sit in the bushes by her self feeling like an idiot. 'How could Haiseishoku get mixed up with such a teacher jerk?! I thought she was pretty cool!' maybe it was some fad to her, she seemed to pick up things then pass them by. The door to the building opened and Kain pushed back to the wall she was so not going to be found by some stranger. Another surprise came out from that building the answer to her ridless needs! It was Akikaze, and he apparently had classes on a different for Saturdays, but that was just a guess. Kain slowly slid out behind Akikaze and crept up, and...."BOO!" she yelled right behind him, he sped around and Kain was once more an inch or two away from him. His eyes were confused then he seemed to wake up and he relaxed, "Kain? What are you doing here?" he said slowly "and why did you go giving me a heart attack like that!" he said with a crooked smile. Kain Grinned "well ya see I got more classes and well I was looking for my other earring and well while I was looking in the bushes i guess I missed my ride home......OH PLEASE YA GOTTA GIVE ME A RIDE!" she said the last part very fast, but that didn't throw Akikaze "Um....Kain? You're not wearing and earrings...in fact," he reached forward and touched her ear lobe "I don't think you even have your ears pierced..." he said. Kain got goose bumps when he touched her and she just couldn't lie to him, so she spilled out all the juicy details, Akikaze didn't look surprised at all when she finished her story.
"Akikaze, can you give me a ride?" Kain pleaded then she burst into tears, 'all of this is too over whelming!' Kain couldn't stand the fact that she couldn't lie, and that he could just show up and have her spill out truth to him, it made her feel venerable and that's one thing that Kain hated. Yet she still cried, Akikaze walked forward and held her in his arms. Kain stiffened and tried to pull away, Akikaze lifted her head and wiped away her tears, don't cry Kain." he said softly. Of course the fact that he was being so kind to her made Kain press into Akikaze's shoulder and cry even harder, he just stood there running his figures though Kain's hair and softly patting her back. ~*~ Now you can imagine the surprise and the heart attack that she gave her parents when she finally came home and with a boy! In fact a boy that they had never met, and can you imagine the death threat that Miroku gave that boy with so much passion that he with like five inches away from Akikaze's face. Akikaze stood there nervously as he tried to explain that he had not taken advantage of they're daughter and that he had not abducted her. "This is an outrage! How dare you disrespect our daughter! I'll kill you, you mindless sex-crazed hentia!" Sango spat as she stood by the kitchen counter, she was turning redder and redder by the second, "I'm reporting you to the authorities, and you bet I am!" she continued with a raised voice. Miroku's face was a lovely purple and he was still up in Akikaze's face making him look extremely uncomfortable, 'you know what this is good punishment for making me cry' Kain thought but quickly dropped the idea, no one deserved to be interrogated by angry parents. "MOM! DAD! Please listen; WE didn't do anything not a thing like that....." 'ewe I have perverted parents!' "Akikaze just helped me get home it took long cause I had to stay after classes." Kain said 'A little white lie doesn't hurt anything'. Sango still looked suspiciously at Akikaze, "Well ok......but if this happens again please call us Kain, I don't want you getting rides from strangers." "Mom, Akikaze isn't a stranger; he's in my classes too." Kain said the last part quietly, She knew what her mother would think 'My daughter got a ride form an ANGER MANAGEMENT taker!' even though Kain was one too she didn't know him.
Lola: Ed! What the hell is this?
Ed: *shrug* I don't know
Lola: I know! It's a mystery space creature, like on cowboy bebop!
Ed: YEAH! Awesome! Let's eat it.
Lola: *Pokes space creature* whoa! It jiggles!
Ed: *gets stick and joins in on the poking fun* you're right!
Lola: *sits next to creature* oh you're kinda cute ^.^
Ed: *Pulls out matches* let's burn it!
Lola: YEAH! *pulls out flame thrower* yeah.....
Ed: Torch away!
*Ed & Lola spend the rest of the author's notes happily burning the mystery space creature*
~*~
Title: Crayola
Chappie: 4, Vespa Romance!
~*~
The lady assigned seats to everyone and guess who Kain got the grace of sitting next to (in the back by the way), That's right, on one side sits Haiseishoku and on the other Akikaze, and that's if he ever decides to come back ;_; The rest of the class Kain talked with Haiseishoku about ear pericings then nose rings because that was what she was going to get in the near future. Finally the lady came back and told them that they should at least keep they're library voices if they were going to talk. Kain ended up trying to see how many times she could poke Haiseishoku before she woke up and yelled for a short while. The lady finally got to their round table, and seeing that Kain was the only one available she was the first victim. "So Hun, you're here because you have class problems, why do you lose your temper so easy in that class, Hun?" she said with one of those fake mother voices. Kain hated pet names and this came quite too close to a pet name, 'Hun!' "Please don't call me Hun." Kain said fastly Haiseishoku let out a huge snore and the class giggled with delight. "The reason I'm here is because my teacher criticizes my Poetry and won't give me full credit for them." the lady looked at her and began writing notes on a mini not pad thingy. Just then the boy who had left before came in with a green look to his self "I'm Fine....." and then he barfed on a particularly Sensitive classmate, she burst into a fright full rage and jumped on the boy. "Oh my!" said EL-FAKE-O and dropped her note pad on the floor as she rushed over to get the angry girl. Kain had experienced plenty of fights in her life so she picked up the note pad, only to discover that the teacher was filling out a cross- word puzzle not really putting notes there, 'I guess this is how you keep your sanity with this job'. ~*~ Finally the class was over, last time it had seemed to only last a little while. As she walked outside the breeze blew her dress up and she ended up flashing some guy that was in the parking lot, but that ok at least her undies were the pretty ones, bright orange able to be spotted about 5 miles away. The person in that parking lot was right in the first space too, they were on a black Vespa. Coolies, secretly Kain had been saving her money up for a Vespa ever since she was in the 3rd grade. Wait one second, the person on the Vespa was standing up, they put they're kick-stand down and stepped over the bike. Wait, was that a guy? 'Oh No I hope he's not from my school!' the boy lifted off his helmet. It was a huge surprise in fact Kain fell over, standing right in front of her was Mr. Hashimoto! She slowly crawled into the bushes and spied on her teacher, was that Haiseishoku that he was with? It was, how old was she anyways, as she watched it didn't quite look like a father daughter relationship....No they were kissing! Grossed out by this new discovery Kain backed away to the wall to keep herself from vomiting and screaming. Her father pulled up in the van, but she was too embraced to crawl out of the bushes in front of the two people she had been spying on. After what seemed like forever her father pulled away with a worried look, 'shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT! How am I suppose to get home now!?
Finally Haiseishoku and Mr. Hashimoto left; they left her to sit in the bushes by her self feeling like an idiot. 'How could Haiseishoku get mixed up with such a teacher jerk?! I thought she was pretty cool!' maybe it was some fad to her, she seemed to pick up things then pass them by. The door to the building opened and Kain pushed back to the wall she was so not going to be found by some stranger. Another surprise came out from that building the answer to her ridless needs! It was Akikaze, and he apparently had classes on a different for Saturdays, but that was just a guess. Kain slowly slid out behind Akikaze and crept up, and...."BOO!" she yelled right behind him, he sped around and Kain was once more an inch or two away from him. His eyes were confused then he seemed to wake up and he relaxed, "Kain? What are you doing here?" he said slowly "and why did you go giving me a heart attack like that!" he said with a crooked smile. Kain Grinned "well ya see I got more classes and well I was looking for my other earring and well while I was looking in the bushes i guess I missed my ride home......OH PLEASE YA GOTTA GIVE ME A RIDE!" she said the last part very fast, but that didn't throw Akikaze "Um....Kain? You're not wearing and earrings...in fact," he reached forward and touched her ear lobe "I don't think you even have your ears pierced..." he said. Kain got goose bumps when he touched her and she just couldn't lie to him, so she spilled out all the juicy details, Akikaze didn't look surprised at all when she finished her story.
"Akikaze, can you give me a ride?" Kain pleaded then she burst into tears, 'all of this is too over whelming!' Kain couldn't stand the fact that she couldn't lie, and that he could just show up and have her spill out truth to him, it made her feel venerable and that's one thing that Kain hated. Yet she still cried, Akikaze walked forward and held her in his arms. Kain stiffened and tried to pull away, Akikaze lifted her head and wiped away her tears, don't cry Kain." he said softly. Of course the fact that he was being so kind to her made Kain press into Akikaze's shoulder and cry even harder, he just stood there running his figures though Kain's hair and softly patting her back. ~*~ Now you can imagine the surprise and the heart attack that she gave her parents when she finally came home and with a boy! In fact a boy that they had never met, and can you imagine the death threat that Miroku gave that boy with so much passion that he with like five inches away from Akikaze's face. Akikaze stood there nervously as he tried to explain that he had not taken advantage of they're daughter and that he had not abducted her. "This is an outrage! How dare you disrespect our daughter! I'll kill you, you mindless sex-crazed hentia!" Sango spat as she stood by the kitchen counter, she was turning redder and redder by the second, "I'm reporting you to the authorities, and you bet I am!" she continued with a raised voice. Miroku's face was a lovely purple and he was still up in Akikaze's face making him look extremely uncomfortable, 'you know what this is good punishment for making me cry' Kain thought but quickly dropped the idea, no one deserved to be interrogated by angry parents. "MOM! DAD! Please listen; WE didn't do anything not a thing like that....." 'ewe I have perverted parents!' "Akikaze just helped me get home it took long cause I had to stay after classes." Kain said 'A little white lie doesn't hurt anything'. Sango still looked suspiciously at Akikaze, "Well ok......but if this happens again please call us Kain, I don't want you getting rides from strangers." "Mom, Akikaze isn't a stranger; he's in my classes too." Kain said the last part quietly, She knew what her mother would think 'My daughter got a ride form an ANGER MANAGEMENT taker!' even though Kain was one too she didn't know him.