Ok people this is kind of a joint thingie mabobber between ruler of the
world and blue alien. Please keep in mind the 2 of us total have probably
read ALL of the LOTR books about 5 million times, and we are SURE about the
fact that legolas is younger than Haldir. And not that we have any problems
with gays but this is NOT a Legolas/Haldir pairing because in this Legolas
is just a kid and Haldir is NOT a pedophile and that is just sick and
wrong.
Disclaimer: I own LOTR!
Legolas: -_- no you don't...
Haldir: Be quiet and humor them.
Blue Alien: Ya anyway no we don't own LOTR but one day we will!
Ruler of the World- BWA HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*disclaimer over*
"Prince Legolas, your father requests your presence" (random maid)
"Well you may tell him that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request" young prince Legolas yelled.
"Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean came out on cable....." mumbled the random maid
Legolas got up and went down with a sigh. He found his father in the throne room, with a strange elf standing next to him.
"You requested my presence father?" Legolas sneered.
"I have decided that your manors need a tune up." Thranduil said.
"I am not a car father." Legolas retorted, at this comment the strange elf snickered a little while receiving a glare from Thranduil.
"Yes I know that son but your manors have all but disappeared lately so I have decided that you shall go to Rivendell to have them reinforced and Haldir here shall accompany you." Thranduil motioned to the strange elf standing to the side.
"WHAT???!!!! Father, surely I don't need a babysitter; I am after all 1007 years old." Complained Legolas
"Although I at first believed you to be an elf, I now see, Prince Legolas, that if not a car you must surely be a baby dwarf." Said Haldir quietly.
"Father, if someone must accompany me, please let it not be someone as incompetent as HIM" whined the angry Prince (with an obvious gesture towards Haldir)
"At least he can write cursive." Thranduil said while trying to hide a chuckle.
"I can write cursive very well father." Came Legolas's indignant reply.
"We shall see to that." As Thranduil said that a magical elfish chalkboard appeared.
"This will be easy." Scoffed the young prince as he began to write on the board. When he was finished there was a poor excuse for a well written sentence.
Haldir took his turn. "Why is my chalk pink? Legolas' was blue!" asked Haldir, but an evil glare from Thranduil shut him up. When Haldir was done, beneath Legolas' attempt was what looked like a long squiggly worm tied up in knots.
"Ummm.....well.......nice try, both of you. You seem well suited for this journey together. Be ready in the morning" ordered Thranduil as he got up to leave.
Legolas and Haldir shoot each other very cold glares.
"Well this is going to be a long journey..." Mumbled Legolas as he walked back to his room.
*End*
Ruler of the world: Okie okie that was it ^_^ I hope y'all liked it *_*
Blue Alien- one note: despite my co-writer's name, she has absolutely no control over me whatsoever.
Ruler: Yes I do, you just don't know it, same goes for the world I rule it y'all just don't know it! ) Bwa hahahahaaa!!!
Alien: *coughcough* not in front of the children, Ruler!
NOTE: if you don't like it, don't read it, don't review it. But otherwise R&R!!!
Disclaimer: I own LOTR!
Legolas: -_- no you don't...
Haldir: Be quiet and humor them.
Blue Alien: Ya anyway no we don't own LOTR but one day we will!
Ruler of the World- BWA HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*disclaimer over*
"Prince Legolas, your father requests your presence" (random maid)
"Well you may tell him that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request" young prince Legolas yelled.
"Ever since Pirates of the Caribbean came out on cable....." mumbled the random maid
Legolas got up and went down with a sigh. He found his father in the throne room, with a strange elf standing next to him.
"You requested my presence father?" Legolas sneered.
"I have decided that your manors need a tune up." Thranduil said.
"I am not a car father." Legolas retorted, at this comment the strange elf snickered a little while receiving a glare from Thranduil.
"Yes I know that son but your manors have all but disappeared lately so I have decided that you shall go to Rivendell to have them reinforced and Haldir here shall accompany you." Thranduil motioned to the strange elf standing to the side.
"WHAT???!!!! Father, surely I don't need a babysitter; I am after all 1007 years old." Complained Legolas
"Although I at first believed you to be an elf, I now see, Prince Legolas, that if not a car you must surely be a baby dwarf." Said Haldir quietly.
"Father, if someone must accompany me, please let it not be someone as incompetent as HIM" whined the angry Prince (with an obvious gesture towards Haldir)
"At least he can write cursive." Thranduil said while trying to hide a chuckle.
"I can write cursive very well father." Came Legolas's indignant reply.
"We shall see to that." As Thranduil said that a magical elfish chalkboard appeared.
"This will be easy." Scoffed the young prince as he began to write on the board. When he was finished there was a poor excuse for a well written sentence.
Haldir took his turn. "Why is my chalk pink? Legolas' was blue!" asked Haldir, but an evil glare from Thranduil shut him up. When Haldir was done, beneath Legolas' attempt was what looked like a long squiggly worm tied up in knots.
"Ummm.....well.......nice try, both of you. You seem well suited for this journey together. Be ready in the morning" ordered Thranduil as he got up to leave.
Legolas and Haldir shoot each other very cold glares.
"Well this is going to be a long journey..." Mumbled Legolas as he walked back to his room.
*End*
Ruler of the world: Okie okie that was it ^_^ I hope y'all liked it *_*
Blue Alien- one note: despite my co-writer's name, she has absolutely no control over me whatsoever.
Ruler: Yes I do, you just don't know it, same goes for the world I rule it y'all just don't know it! ) Bwa hahahahaaa!!!
Alien: *coughcough* not in front of the children, Ruler!
NOTE: if you don't like it, don't read it, don't review it. But otherwise R&R!!!