Ruler: Ok I am back Alien and I will be sharing the work so I will be writing this chapter and she will be writing the next so on and so on. Ok please enjoy

"Beware of Epoxy Glue"

"Haldir!" Legolas called out. They had been on the trail for three days and already Haldir was getting sick and tired of Legolas' grating voice.

"What now?" Sighed the exasperated elf. He was about ready to kill the young elfling and blame it on an orc.

"My bow broke." Legolas held up a bow, a broken bow.

"How in the name of Varda did you do that?" Haldir glared at him while reigning up.

"I think I sat on it." Legolas looked around guiltily.

"You THINK you sat on it?"

"Yes, I think I sat on it."

"Ugh you are hopeless! Here let me fix it..." Haldir gave a sigh of resignation.

"NO! I can fix it on my own." Legolas pouted then nickered to his horse and started off.

Later that night after a very uneventful day Legolas sat by the campfire trying to fix his bow.

"Stupid this won't hold still!" He growled as he tried to tie it back together.

"You're tying it with rope?" Haldir asked, a little bewildered.

"Ya, what else is there to use?"

"Epoxy glue." Haldir held up a small tube with the glue inside. Legolas glowered and swiped at the glue.

"Gimmie that!" When he managed to get the glue he started to apply it to his bow, very messily I might ad.

"Haldir."

"What?" Haldir looked up from poking the ant to see what the elfling had done now.

"We have a problem."

"Ok, what is the problem?"

"I glued my hands together and they won't come undone." Legolas pulled at his hands to add emphasis.

"My god how did you do that?"

"Like I am going to tell you!" Legolas shot back at the older elf.

"Ya, ya, keep being snarky, see where it landed you?' Haldir picked up the very messed up bow.

"Shut up!" Legolas then got up and stalked off, presumably to try and get his hands unstuck.

Haldir shook his head at the retreating youth. 'Kids, they'll never learn...' he mused to himself. After several minutes of doing nothing he got up and walked over to the bow. He then sat himself down and began to work.

Meanwhile in a forest in some god forsaken part of Arda Legolas was sulking.

"Stupid Haldir... it always 'Legolas this, Legolas that' god he sounds like my father!" He sighed irritably then walked over to a stream with some rocks.

'I wonder, maybe the glue will wash off...' He thought as he dunked his hands into the ice cold water. After a few minutes he pulled his hands out and tried to work them free, but the glue seemed to have frozen over and Legolas's hands where not about to come apart.

"ARRGH!" He yelled, kicking a rock in frustration, which only got him a very bruised toe. "Why does this happen to me? Why not Haldir, he disserves it for being a royal pain in the arse!"

Not far from where Legolas was sitting a small band of orcs lay in waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" When Haldir heard the scream he looked up, recognizing it as Legolas's voice he grabbed his weapons and ran off.

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Sorry that it was short, hopefully Alien will write something longer.
Ok that was the end for now! Ok Alien now you get to decide what happens to them! Ha! Okie okie please review!

Epoxy Glue- Ok Epoxy glue is water proof glue and it is super glue times ten on strength, don't ask why Haldir had any, he just did!